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Title: When you get phonecalls
Post by: jimb0 on May 22, 2006, 09:25:30 PM
from your girlfriends friends after you break up

you know that you are 23 and she's 19


Title: Re: When you get phonecalls
Post by: Eazy E on May 22, 2006, 09:44:43 PM
I think you need to see an educationalist.


Title: Re: When you get phonecalls
Post by: Axlfreek on May 22, 2006, 10:18:40 PM
from your girlfriends friends after you break up

you know that you are 23 and she's 19

i hate it when people are only 4 or 5 years older than someone else and they act like they are so much more wiser and mature than the other person. like they've been around forever. get real man  ::)


Title: Re: When you get phonecalls
Post by: jimb0 on May 22, 2006, 10:25:50 PM
It depends man, you don't know this girl for real.  I'm not dissing any of you younger people, i'm pretty f'n immature at times.  I'm just saying it sucks when you break up with some one for doing childish shit, and then they just do more childish shit ya know. 

sorry i didn't mean to bash any one any other age than myself dude.


Title: Re: When you get phonecalls
Post by: Sterlingdog on May 23, 2006, 12:11:13 AM
from your girlfriends friends after you break up

you know that you are 23 and she's 19

Why?  What did she say?  Anything entertaining?


Title: Re: When you get phonecalls
Post by: Bono on May 23, 2006, 12:15:23 AM
from your girlfriends friends after you break up

you know that you are 23 and she's 19

i hate it when people are only 4 or 5 years older than someone else and they act like they are so much more wiser and mature than the other person. like they've been around forever. get real man? ::)

4 or 5 years may not seem like a huge difference but when the ages fall between 18 year olds and 24 year olds there si a huge difference in the way people handle and eeal with things. Think about it. A 23 year old has been out of highschool for 5 maybe 6 years. A 19 year old has been out of highschool for one maybe two years. there's a big difference there.  Admit it, the way a 29 year old and a 25 year old deal with a  break up is likely far more similar to each other than how a 23 year old and 19 year would deal with it.


Title: Re: When you get phonecalls
Post by: jimb0 on May 23, 2006, 01:25:29 AM
from your girlfriends friends after you break up

you know that you are 23 and she's 19

Why?  What did she say?  Anything entertaining?

just talking, but really having no idea of what was going on


Title: Re: When you get phonecalls
Post by: Sin Cut on May 23, 2006, 02:42:49 AM
from your girlfriends friends after you break up

you know that you are 23 and she's 19
No actually I know I'm 23 and she was 18.

Now when I think of it I shouldn't have answered since it only made harder to get over it.

Propably the funny thing was when she was trying to get me jealous or something telliing she had sex with a new guy, and next she was explaining that that guy was "small" and didn't last long  :rofl:

Aww, tough break honey!


Title: Re: When you get phonecalls
Post by: SLCPUNK on May 23, 2006, 02:52:26 AM
I want to date an 18 yr old again............ :P


Title: Re: When you get phonecalls
Post by: Sin Cut on May 23, 2006, 02:58:16 AM
I want to date an 18 yr old again............ :P
Just go stalk some college girls!

Get a towel and ask if they smell the chloroform  on it too!


Title: Re: When you get phonecalls
Post by: greekmule on May 23, 2006, 05:06:42 AM
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I want to date an 18 yr old again............

i guess u meant fuck, unless u actually enjoy talkin about britney,paris,pink etc


Title: Re: When you get phonecalls
Post by: Kujo on May 23, 2006, 05:29:31 AM
I want to date an 18 yr old again............ :P

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So whats he like in person? I've always wondered.


Title: Re: When you get phonecalls
Post by: Sterlingdog on May 23, 2006, 11:33:55 AM
I want to date an 18 yr old again............ :P

Me too.

It depends man, you don't know this girl for real.  I'm not dissing any of you younger people, i'm pretty f'n immature at times.  I'm just saying it sucks when you break up with some one for doing childish shit, and then they just do more childish shit ya know. 


If she was childish before you broke up, why would you expect any different after you broke up?


Title: Re: When you get phonecalls
Post by: jimb0 on May 23, 2006, 11:45:16 AM
I donno why I didn't expect her to be childish. 

But she like came over my place and couldn't get in last night so she was like poundinng on my bedroom window till I woke up.  Yeah I let her in, I didn't want something bad to happen.  She had a few shots and a contact high in her and then she was just like


I'm sorry I'm soooo sorry. 

And then she did something to make up for her rude behavior.  Fuck, it was like 1 am, I wasn't really too concerned about what would happen later, only you know, in that moment.   Now I wonder if I should have had more willpower to resist, this is gonna bite me in the ass later.


Title: Re: When you get phonecalls
Post by: Sterlingdog on May 23, 2006, 12:10:38 PM
Now I wonder if I should have had more willpower to resist, this is gonna bite me in the ass later.

Yeah it is.  There's a good chance she thinks you are back together now and you will have to break up with her all over again.

I'm not saying I blame you, but there is a price to be paid for your moment of fun. 


Title: Re: When you get phonecalls
Post by: SLCPUNK on May 23, 2006, 12:34:21 PM

So whats he like in person? I've always wondered.

I'm leaving a dirty message on your answering machine right now SLLC.


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Title: Re: When you get phonecalls
Post by: Butch Français on May 23, 2006, 12:36:49 PM
meh, Im 6 years older than my g/f, and Im probably more immature than she is ;D


Title: Re: When you get phonecalls
Post by: Markus Asraelius on May 23, 2006, 01:02:15 PM
I read in a book one time that the difference between 21 and 17 is huge. I'm turning 21 in about 42 days and trust me, I am a hell of a lot different today than I was then.


Title: Re: When you get phonecalls
Post by: TheRaven on May 23, 2006, 01:39:13 PM
Yeah there is a big difference between the late teens and early twenties. Although, I've always heard that women mature faster than men...

Raven


Title: Re: When you get phonecalls
Post by: SLCPUNK on May 23, 2006, 01:40:54 PM
Although, I've always heard that women mature faster than men...



They do..........


Title: Re: When you get phonecalls
Post by: mikegiuliana on May 23, 2006, 01:47:07 PM
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I want to date an 18 yr old again............

i guess u meant fuck, unless u actually enjoy talkin about britney,paris,pink etc

yes, that is exactly right...  I rather date someone older


Title: Re: When you get phonecalls
Post by: SLCPUNK on May 23, 2006, 01:48:05 PM
Some people have a tough time reading between the lines.............. :P


Title: Re: When you get phonecalls
Post by: D on May 23, 2006, 03:00:07 PM
Here is what u do bro.



If your GF has her friends call u, Im assuming she is doing it to see if u will cheat on her right or they try to get u to come back to her.




If your GF is immature, that means it would be easy to run head games on her and get her completely under control.


U gotta approach a relationship like this like a war.

She is obviously insane over you if she is so insecure she'd have her friends call u.

Use that to your advantage.

U can pretty much make a slave out of a chick like this and have her on your nut till the end of the world.


I have a friend like this who had 3 GF's at one time, and they all three were so immature and stupid they never found out about one another and they gave him cash, bought him shit and was at his beckon call.

So if u get tired of her being immature, retaliate and make her pay for being so insecure.



U could do like Blue Cut and fuck her friends but I dont recommend about.

Or do like SLLC and Kujjo and start hitting on her brother. that also isnt highly recommended. : ok:


If u want her to just go away, u just have to cut all contact.

A girl like this though would be easy to turn into a slave.


Title: Re: When you get phonecalls
Post by: mikegiuliana on May 23, 2006, 03:15:28 PM
Some people have a tough time reading between the lines.............. :P

I knew what you meant, I just felt like saying it anyways..


Title: Re: When you get phonecalls
Post by: jimb0 on May 23, 2006, 09:13:51 PM
Here is what u do bro.



If your GF has her friends call u, Im assuming she is doing it to see if u will cheat on her right or they try to get u to come back to her.




If your GF is immature, that means it would be easy to run head games on her and get her completely under control.


U gotta approach a relationship like this like a war.

She is obviously insane over you if she is so insecure she'd have her friends call u.

Use that to your advantage.

U can pretty much make a slave out of a chick like this and have her on your nut till the end of the world.


I have a friend like this who had 3 GF's at one time, and they all three were so immature and stupid they never found out about one another and they gave him cash, bought him shit and was at his beckon call.

So if u get tired of her being immature, retaliate and make her pay for being so insecure.



U could do like Blue Cut and fuck her friends but I dont recommend about.

Or do like SLLC and Kujjo and start hitting on her brother. that also isnt highly recommended. : ok:


If u want her to just go away, u just have to cut all contact.

A girl like this though would be easy to turn into a slave.

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ohhh look at your game girl. 


Title: Re: When you get phonecalls
Post by: Sin Cut on May 24, 2006, 02:29:02 AM

U could do like Blue Cut and fuck her friends but I dont recommend about.

whaddya mean?

Dude, seriously, any hole's a training hole.

and as a rule someone's five best friends are like the person.

For an example D is a member from gayparade, as are his five best friends.


Title: Re: When you get phonecalls
Post by: jimb0 on May 24, 2006, 09:07:59 AM
 :rofl:


Title: Re: When you get phonecalls
Post by: badapple81 on May 24, 2006, 09:14:39 AM

U could do like Blue Cut and fuck her friends but I dont recommend about.

whaddya mean?

Dude, seriously, any hole's a training hole.

and as a rule someone's five best friends are like the person.

For an example D is a member from gayparade, as are his five best friends.

Oi! Where did you get that line from? Huh??  :rant:  :hihi:

And it's "any hole's a practice hole"  :P


Title: Re: When you get phonecalls
Post by: jimb0 on May 24, 2006, 09:27:10 AM

U could do like Blue Cut and fuck her friends but I dont recommend about.

whaddya mean?

Dude, seriously, any hole's a training hole.

and as a rule someone's five best friends are like the person.

For an example D is a member from gayparade, as are his five best friends.

Oi! Where did you get that line from? Huh??  :rant:  :hihi:

And it's "any hole's a practice hole"  :P

I think by training holes, to put the less experienced younger females into practice?  And I don't know, with the term practice holes seems like the guys not experienced.