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What part made you laugh the most?

For me it was where Axl talked about spending time in China cause he wanted to see it before he's banned! :D :D

Probably when Axl talked about how "Its So Easy" Started out as a country song

DUDE!!! Why are you bein' such a dick :rofl:

It was either, NO, THIS IS HOUSE MUSIC, or DUDE WHY YOU BEIN SUCHA DICK!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

When Baz asked what West is doing nowadays.  :o

Baz in general. He's hilarious!

"When have you ever known me to be reactionary?"-Axl Rose.........good

"...'dude, why you being such a dick'?-Axl Rose(doing Baz)..............even better

Half a fly for a bunch of coke..........priceless

When Axl talked about the guy wearing the Ram It Down t shirt and DUDE WHY YOU BEIN SUCHA DICK!

I have to agree that "Dude, why you being such a dick?" had me laughing for hours

Bach throughout.  :hihi:


Plus the speakers at the bus stop story  : ok:

By far, the Jack Rusell, afghan fly story to score more blow!

That was classic and could only happen in Rock n Roll

The Elton John story was funny!

A lot of it was funny but i think the funniest part was when baz asked how Wes was doing? :rofl:


"Hows wes doing?"-Baz

"He isnt..."-Axl

"No..?"-Baz

"Wes is no longer with us"-Axl

"Oh, my lord..."-Baz

I think he may have gotten Wes and Del James mixed up

Izzy turned me onto too live crew.

Chris Jerhico "I have a bone to pick with Axl Rose"

Trunk "If you mess this up your never coming in here again"

Chris "Aboot"

Axl " Aboot"

Chris "you were hanging out in the parking lot"

Axl "we were singing we want some vagina monologue"

Chris "you were skating, and like a total nerd fan boy I was like Axl can I have your Autograph"

Axl "yeah I'll be right back"

Chris "and"

Axl "yeah and I never came back."

Axl "thats like when Guys are standing outside Izzy's hotel saying, yo My g/f just went upstairs with Izzy, when is she going to be back"

I liked the repeated references to "Splenda"  :hihi:

"Do we really want to hear Cowboy Song in the Brokeback Mountain era?"

Axl's story about some chick's boyfriend standing out back of where they were, whining about how his girlfriend left with Izzy  :rofl:

That was a great interview, Axl and Sebastian have stories for years.  I also liked the one about Axl "having to make a stop" and he goes into a back alley and buys $800 worth of caviar

how is the west part funny? it was an honest mistake

The whole DLR and Bret Michaels thing was funny as hell. "Dude you're such a dick!" :rofl: :rofl:
I was laughing my ass off at that. Another funny part was when Axl goes "yeah I KNOW" to Mike Piazza.

How's West doing?  "He's not" - Axl.  Awkward silence. 

Ax doing his impression of Gene Simmons. Fucking brilliant. I laughed so hard I sprayed Jack Daniel's out of my nose.

i was laughing alot, especially when axl dropped the f-bomb, he was telling a pretty funny story, got really into it and forgot for a sec he was on radio.  just an unexpected awesome night, i never heard a better interview.  although it was really a traditional interview, it was like hey axls here, and then its like sitting with your friends drinking a few beers and remembering all the good times you had

Was it Axl doing Gene? I thought that was Trunk.

I lost it big time when Axl did "DUDE!" and equally lost it on the Wes/Bas exchange.

I also thought Bas' retelling of the time with Axl in the Benz, cranking "I Wanna Be Somebody" buying caviar was funny as fuck.

With all of Axl's rants and reclusivness, he just seemed so 'on' during that whole time. We really have to give it up. He's a week away from relaunching the monster again, and he couldn't have sounded more down to earth and carefree.

WASP so ruled back in the day. Saw them on the Last Command tour. DUDE.

not sure if anyone else caught this, i didnt when i was listening live but i did when i downloaded it:

(when mike piazza calls in)

Axl: Wait what team does he play for? the padres or the pirates?

this references the fact that mike released irs.  no one else caught the joke though, as they answered padres.  axl is so witty!  anyway just thought id mention that.  also when mike said I listened to gnr before it hit the charts.  and axl goes, I KNOW!

Mornintrain,
  I caught the "Pirate" reference as well.  Hilarious.  Axl is one funny mother-fucker.  :hihi:
The whole thing was amazing.  Thanks so much ryboflavin and company.  Goddamn that was awesome.  The talk of overtime fees was hilarious!  I also loved the Bas knocking out Izzy's brother story. 

Oh wait!  Another one, "Yeah, let's see, it's been 13 years, 40 days...time to call Baz!"   :rofl:
 :beer:

That was hilarious? :rofl:

The part where he described going into the S+M/bondage/sex shop with Earl to get some gear for the It's So Easy video. ?That was priceless

i was at that Nassau Coliseum show in 1991, so Axl giving the back story on being suicidal that night and snapping out of it to finally show up close to midnight. Then he came on stage and blamed the whole thing on management -- priceless. Bach also reminding me they did "Youth Gone Wild" twice that night cracked me up. Concert ended at like 2:30 am--what a great night.

I just listened to the phone call, & Sebastian Bach getting so excited about everything is hilarous.  He's like a little kid on Christmas morning, which I can totally understand!  I loved the whole thing, I just wish there hadn't been so many people trying to talk at one time.  The part about Axl on a skateboard was pretty funny, but I think my favorite was his "I was in the shower" excuse.  He was what - 2 or 3 hours late?  Reminds me of this great Eddie Izzard bit where he's talking about excuses little kids use - "I was on the moon - with Steve!"   :hihi:

Most of you got the funniest parts mentioned (DLR is my fave) but Axl talking about the "overtime fees" is totally hysterical.

Not sure if I agree about the Padres/Pirates thing....It didn't sound like he was making a joke, but pretty clever if that was the case.  Just glad he didn't make fun of me buccos, we've already got such a pathetic team we don't need Axl Rose making fun of the team! haha.

GREAT interview, I really hope people get to hear this - I think amongst rock fans this has got to be one of the biggest things to happen in the last 5-6 years.  I just love how spontaneous it was - Is it me, or did it feel like you were right in the room with them, having a beer and listening to their stories and talking about which bands/songs kick ass.

The bit where axl refused Brett Micheals a seat with him N Seb Bach. It was awesome. And when Axl fucked up n swore on air.


 :peace:

"Axl, my girlfriend went up there with Izzy and I've been here waiting..."
"Man, I think you're gonna have to wait a lot longer than that"  :hihi:

Also, the skateboard parts, and the impersonation, everything!

Elton John " I'm a gay man!"

Axl "Cool. So when we go to the bridge......."

Just the way he told it and the part where someone is waiting for his girlfriend who just went with Izzy was hilarious too, the voice Axl did was just hilarious.

for me it was going into the bondage shop with Big Earl and his impression of the guy behind the counter "dude your one of us" :rofl:

The Piazza one for me too!

I just looked up who Brett Michaels is and all I can say is that I totally understand why Axl wouldn't let him sit with them  :hihi: :hihi:....." Dude, looks like a lady" :rofl:

That one, definitly

Then the West Arkeen question by Bas :hihi:

And the cowboy songs in the Brokeback Mountain days :yes:

Man, Axl got it when it comes to entertain : ok:

"I'M A GAY MAN"  ;D

SG

Both Seb and Axl were on top form! :beer:

Caviar and...

A handwritten letter from DLR, 'mine was from a judge.'

Bollocks, all of it.

That sounds like just a bit of an exaggeration.? It was amusing but if you were laughing for hours you must amuse quite easily. :smoking:


What amused me most was the voices actually.? I have heard Jimmy Iovine speak on television before and I thought it sounded like him.? And like rhiad said the dude why you being such a dick.....I also loved the great izzy stories portraying Izzy as a eccentric, thrill seeking adrenaline junkie.? The one about him parachuting and shooting stuff with uzi's just created an insane visual in my head and "dude, i thought that guy had like the worst case of herpes I had ever seen!"

When Axl said "Duuuuuude!". lol. He takes a high voice it's funny.

The Izzy and NWA thing was quality, as was making plans with Izzy: 'You make plans to go over to the record store or whatever and then the next day you find out he's in Trinidad.'

I thought the Elton John thing was the best. But I also like when Axl caught Jerichos "aboot" and they all made fun of his accent for awhile.

"I AM - A GAY - MAN !!!"
Axl is so good at making impersonations!

The whole story about the dude from Great White catching the fly and chopping it up and selling it as a drug in exchange for blow. thats was classic ;D

Bret Michaels:  "Can I sit with you guys?"
Axl & Sebastian:  "NO!"

Sweet.   : ok:

"We invented Splenda"

anyone can tell me what splenda is?  :peace:

coke, but don't tell anyone else.

 :o I didn't know that either!

What's that all aboot?  :hihi:

of course not, that's our little secret  :hihi:

The WASP and caviar story and the Gene Simmons Christine 16 :rofl:

Well Jarmo, you can retire this name. I won't be back. ?Yesterday is gone.... and that's allright....maybe it is better than all right.. Cause I know how good it could really be. Something lost on the guys who would like to take a ring out of the family tree...
It's a new chapter now. So it seems fitting I find some thing new to do....Peace Party C YA

Sebastian Bach. He's a nutter...the silly thing is I know it, but everytime I see or hear him it always amazes me how much energy  he has. Maybe he should have taken DLR's radio show over..

The SCOM story was the best

That whole interview was downright hilarious, but "Duuuuude! Why ya bein' such a diiiiiiiick!?" was priceless.

And can't forget the story about Izzy and "Ohhh... I thought that was like the worst case of herpes I've ever seen in my life."

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I liked the souping up of Geoff Tate's name into Ge-aff Tahtay.

the Tuck and Roll dance extended edition : ok: :rofl:

That was really awkward. I was surprised that he didn't know.

It was funny that Wasp kept popping up in the conversation.


That was funny too.

Now that is something I would listen to!  Doesn't he sort of sound like a cartoon character??

I thought it was hilarious when Jericho said he had a bone to pick with Axl for snubbing him on an autograph request back in 1988. Too funny.

It was great when they were all like "If you blow this you're never allowed back on!"

When Axl said "When have I been known to over react" Or somthing to that affect.

Axl and Earl buying the bondage gear for the ISE video

"Yeah, you're one of us man...coool...alright maan...you're cool maan  : ok:"

 :rofl:

Definitely when Jericho was right in the middle of a sotry and Axls like "wait did i just hear aboat?" and the everyone starts knockin on him.   My scadoos a cat diesel as quoted by sebastian... haha... whatever that means.

The whole interview had me laughing. But I think the fly story was probably the funniest in my opinion. As well as the "Dude, why are you bein' such a dick!" And the stuff about Izzy's unpredictability. And the part about Elton John and Axl meeting at the Queen tribute. And ... well, just whole the damn interview!!!!!!!

Sebastian is hilarious. he is just, so, so ... so 80's.
his voice kills me.