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Title: Fake 'Doctor' Offers Door-To-Door Breast Exams Post by: Sterlingdog on April 20, 2006, 04:29:38 PM I can't believe people fell for this!
Fake 'Doctor' Offers Door-To-Door Breast Exams (CBS) LAUDERDALE LAKES People are often annoyed at door-to-door sales people, but they were downright offended at what one man was offering to women who answered his knock. Police say the man went door-to-door carrying a doctor?s bag and offering free breast examinations, and actually got two women to take him up on his offer. WFOR-TV is reporting that 76 year old William Winikoff of Coconut Creek, Florida has been arrested for his free breast exams, after two women, both in their 30?s, agreed to allow him to examine their breasts in their apartments, after representing himself as a doctor making a house call. Carrying a black ?doctor?s? bag, investigators claim Winnikoff walked up to a apartment building and told a 36-year-old woman, that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams. According to police, the woman let Winikoff into her apartment and the phony doctor began the exam, touching first her breasts, and then, her genitals. The woman quickly realized that Winikoff was not a real doctor and she called 911, but the fake doctor had already left her apartment to find another victim; a 33 year old woman who lives in the same apartment complex. Winikoff had ?examined? her, and left by the time deputies caught up with him just on the street a short distance from the apartment building. Investigators say both women claimed he was a doctor, and both women say he gave them a most unusual ?examination?. He was arrested, and faces charges of Lewd and Lascivious Conduct. As bizarre as the Winikoff?s story is, investigators believe the two women assaulted today may not be the first to fall for the phony breast exam scheme, and they are asking anyone who may have taken advantage of Winnikoff?s ?examinations? to contact the Broward Sheriffs? Office. (? MMVI, CBS Broadcasting Inc. All Rights Reserved.) Title: Re: Fake 'Doctor' Offers Door-To-Door Breast Exams Post by: SLCPUNK on April 21, 2006, 12:29:49 AM I can see Richard Nixon using this to get his hands on some BOOTAY..............
Title: Re: Fake 'Doctor' Offers Door-To-Door Breast Exams Post by: Eazy E on April 21, 2006, 12:35:20 AM :rofl: :rofl:
This reminds me of the e-mail forward that went something like this: If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your cock, DO NOT show him your cock. This is a scam; he only wants to see your cock. I wish I'd got this e-mail yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap. Title: Re: Fake 'Doctor' Offers Door-To-Door Breast Exams Post by: Sterlingdog on April 21, 2006, 12:40:45 AM I just can't believe 2 adult women were stupid enough to let some old guy grab their boobs. Is the prospect of getting something for free so attractive that they can't think straight? Would they have bragged to their friends later about how they got a free breast exam? Weird!
Title: Re: Fake 'Doctor' Offers Door-To-Door Breast Exams Post by: JennaSide on April 21, 2006, 12:48:59 AM :rofl:
Wow. I wonder how many times they were slapped and/or chased off by angry husbands before they got someone to fall for it Title: Re: Fake 'Doctor' Offers Door-To-Door Breast Exams Post by: Goldie on April 21, 2006, 02:30:46 PM Where can I sign up for free breast exams?? ???
Oh, I know its an ALL DAY job, but there's got to be someone willing to take on such a task!? :hihi: Title: Re: Fake 'Doctor' Offers Door-To-Door Breast Exams Post by: Prometheus on April 21, 2006, 02:35:23 PM Where can I sign up for free breast exams?? ??? Oh, I know its an ALL DAY job, but there's got to be someone willing to take on such a task!? :hihi: sorry i just got out of the lcok up.... so what state are you in? :rofl: Title: Re: Fake 'Doctor' Offers Door-To-Door Breast Exams Post by: Goldie on April 21, 2006, 02:45:59 PM Virginia...what time should I expect you....Are you sure there is no charge?? If you are really good, maybe I'd pay you!!? :hihi:
Title: Re: Fake 'Doctor' Offers Door-To-Door Breast Exams Post by: Prometheus on April 21, 2006, 02:47:14 PM Virginia...what time should I expect you....Are you sure there is no charge?? If you are really good, maybe I'd pay you!!? :hihi: trust me baby .... you'll be paying... HAHAHAAH Title: Re: Fake 'Doctor' Offers Door-To-Door Breast Exams Post by: Skeletor on April 21, 2006, 02:50:51 PM I wonder if he was wearing the shirt that says "FBI - Female Body Inspector" :P
Title: Re: Fake 'Doctor' Offers Door-To-Door Breast Exams Post by: Goldie on April 21, 2006, 03:00:14 PM Virginia...what time should I expect you....Are you sure there is no charge?? If you are really good, maybe I'd pay you!!? :hihi: trust me baby .... you'll be paying... HAHAHAAH You work overtime??? :drool: Title: Re: Fake 'Doctor' Offers Door-To-Door Breast Exams Post by: makane on April 21, 2006, 03:12:15 PM Ah, what a genius! :o
Title: Re: Fake 'Doctor' Offers Door-To-Door Breast Exams Post by: Prometheus on April 21, 2006, 03:16:57 PM Virginia...what time should I expect you....Are you sure there is no charge?? If you are really good, maybe I'd pay you!!? :hihi: trust me baby .... you'll be paying... HAHAHAAH You work overtime??? :drool: SURE CAN.... JUST SO LONG AS YOU HAVE STEAK AND EGGS FOR DINNER ;0 Title: Re: Fake 'Doctor' Offers Door-To-Door Breast Exams Post by: Elrothiel on April 21, 2006, 04:00:36 PM Steak and eggs? Better get cookin' Goldie! :hihi:
Title: Re: Fake 'Doctor' Offers Door-To-Door Breast Exams Post by: Goldie on April 21, 2006, 09:59:47 PM I'll cook all right and he will forget all about those steaks and eggs!? ;)
Title: Re: Fake 'Doctor' Offers Door-To-Door Breast Exams Post by: Prometheus on April 22, 2006, 01:34:50 AM ohhh really..... i need my protein :D
hehe im going to work up an appatite im sure :P Title: Re: Fake 'Doctor' Offers Door-To-Door Breast Exams Post by: MR.BROWNSTONE on April 23, 2006, 02:07:46 AM I can't belive any women in the right mind would fall for this. :hihi: I heard about this on the news but I did not know the guy 76.
Title: Re: Fake 'Doctor' Offers Door-To-Door Breast Exams Post by: Drew on April 23, 2006, 09:30:41 AM I'm just waiting for the fake door to door Gynecologist doctor story to pop up in the news now. ;D
Title: Re: Fake 'Doctor' Offers Door-To-Door Breast Exams Post by: Sakib on April 23, 2006, 11:17:59 AM Of all the bizarre stories in the world this is definately one of them. USA is truly the country where everything and anything happens.
Title: Re: Fake 'Doctor' Offers Door-To-Door Breast Exams Post by: Elrothiel on April 23, 2006, 12:05:25 PM Yea ain't it great!!
No one can say the US is a boring place! Yea people might bash it here in England, but they can NOT EVER SAY that its a boring place! Personally I'm really pissed off with everyone who bashes America, saying that everyone there is just stupid and fat and over-the-top. :rant: Well ya know what, there are people like that in EVERY country!!! Not JUST America! America may have a higher amount of people like that BUT... AMERICA IS BIGGER!!! So of COURSE there are gunna be more! I still think that England has a higher percentage of stupid, fat and OTT people though. okie.... must .... calm.... down.... Title: Re: Fake 'Doctor' Offers Door-To-Door Breast Exams Post by: Dr. Blutarsky on April 23, 2006, 03:37:21 PM What was the first clue he wasn't a doctor?
Title: Re: Fake 'Doctor' Offers Door-To-Door Breast Exams Post by: Queen of Everything on April 23, 2006, 10:56:31 PM I dont know about you other smelly countries (haha - joking!!!) BUt in Aus we get free Brest examinations... like REAL ones. ;D Mamograms and the like.
Title: Re: Fake 'Doctor' Offers Door-To-Door Breast Exams Post by: Goldie on April 24, 2006, 05:46:29 AM Thank You Skynyrd Girl for being our British Ambassador!? ;)
Yeah, I know many countries have "free" health care which includes breast exams, but how many doctors go door to door? Not any in America. Damn shame too. I typed in Dr. Prometheus on Google (and we all know from the post your picture from google thread how wonderful this is). This is the first picture I got~ (http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5mygnUxEDk4AjNujzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=1354fji8c/EXP=1145958176/**http%3a//www.blackwyrm.com/Extras/Algernon/Art/Prometheans%2520-%2520Prometheus.png) I was expecting someone a bit taller, but that will work! I don't know if you'll be able to reach my breasts without a stool though, darlin'. Title: Re: Fake 'Doctor' Offers Door-To-Door Breast Exams Post by: Queen of Everything on April 24, 2006, 06:46:32 AM I typed in Dr. Prometheus on Google (and we all know from the post your picture from google thread how wonderful this is). This is the first picture I got~ (http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5mygnUxEDk4AjNujzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=1354fji8c/EXP=1145958176/**http%3a//www.blackwyrm.com/Extras/Algernon/Art/Prometheans%2520-%2520Prometheus.png) Well I got... (http://www.blackwyrm.com/Extras/Fires/art/Prometheus.png) (http://www.blackwyrm.com/Extras/Algernon/Art/Belles%20-%20Hauntress.png) (http://www.jotjelunge.de/kostuem/anfertigung/1998_08_prometheus/1998_08_dr_prometheus_30.jpg) Who would you rather examine YOUR brests?? Title: Re: Fake 'Doctor' Offers Door-To-Door Breast Exams Post by: Elrothiel on April 24, 2006, 07:46:01 AM Thank You Skynyrd Girl for being our British Ambassador! ;) You're very welcome darlin' :hihi: Title: Re: Fake 'Doctor' Offers Door-To-Door Breast Exams Post by: Megaguns on April 24, 2006, 09:18:30 AM :rofl: Dirty old men are soooo funny, He probably popped some viagra and was primed, so he grabbed his doctors bag and off he went.
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