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Title: Twas the night before Guns N Roses tickets... Post by: SammyD1st on April 20, 2006, 12:02:52 AM Sometimes one is just moved to poetry, this is one of those times.
Twas the night before Guns N Roses tickets, and all through the nation Every rock fan was stirring, from Stern to your local radio station. Each ticketmaster account and credit card were laid bare, In hopes that among Axl?s company, they soon would be there. The die-hards could nary catch a wink in their beds, While visions of Sweet Child dance in their heads. And the girlfriend in her Vicky?s, and I in my vintage shirt Had just logged onto HTGTH to read the latest dirt. When from the 1000 Watt stereo there arose such a clatter, The IRS 15 second scream, my glass it did shatter. Daydreaming, away to New York we?ll fly like a flash, Hoping Axl will show up (with or without Slash). The moon on the breast of a crisp spring morn?, Shone through the night, when that band shall be reborn. Years of waiting, rumors through and though, Before the day when he finally says ?Round two.? The day will yet come, when we?ll see Axl so lively and quick, Surrounded by his guns, the very best he could pick. More rapid than eagles his fans they came, And he?ll sing, and he?ll rant, and call out the haters by name. Late into the night the fans will await, Restless, chanting?Guns? n? Roses to no abate. Till the lights they?ll turn low, Just like so many years ago? Axl sprang to the stage, to his team gave a whistle, Away they all played with the force of a missile. As the lights flashed ?a bright, to the front strode the star And he exclaimed, ?DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE!!!? Title: Re: Twas the night before Guns N Roses tickets... Post by: Megaguns on April 20, 2006, 12:05:26 AM ^ this is definately axl rose. :hihi:
Title: Re: Twas the night before Guns N Roses tickets... Post by: Eva GnRAxlRosette on April 20, 2006, 12:06:46 AM :D
fuckin' awesome! : ok: ^ this is definately axl rose. :hihi: LOL! we're all fuckin' touched in the head ain't we ;D Title: Re: Twas the night before Guns N Roses tickets... Post by: Mr.Intensity on April 20, 2006, 12:09:25 AM That was a good shot of humor into this boards vein. :hihi:
Title: Re: Twas the night before Guns N Roses tickets... Post by: Smoking Guns on April 20, 2006, 12:13:18 AM Man, that was awesome! Great work!
Title: Re: Twas the night before Guns N Roses tickets... Post by: xxMarcelaxx on April 20, 2006, 12:14:06 AM That was soooooooooooo cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :beer: : ok:
Title: Re: Twas the night before Guns N Roses tickets... Post by: speed_stone on April 20, 2006, 12:17:50 AM Sometimes one is just moved to poetry, this is one of those times. Twas the night before Guns N Roses tickets, and all through the nation Every rock fan was stirring, from Stern to your local radio station. Each ticketmaster account and credit card were laid bare, In hopes that among Axl?s company, they soon would be there. The die-hards could nary catch a wink in their beds, While visions of Sweet Child dance in their heads. And the girlfriend in her Vicky?s, and I in my vintage shirt Had just logged onto HTGTH to read the latest dirt. When from the 1000 Watt stereo there arose such a clatter, The IRS 15 second scream, my glass it did shatter. Daydreaming, away to New York we?ll fly like a flash, Hoping Axl will show up (with or without Slash). The moon on the breast of a crisp spring morn?, Shone through the night, when that band shall be reborn. Years of waiting, rumors through and though, Before the day when he finally says ?Round two.? The day will yet come, when we?ll see Axl so lively and quick, Surrounded by his guns, the very best he could pick. More rapid than eagles his fans they came, And he?ll sing, and he?ll rant, and call out the haters by name. Late into the night the fans will await, Restless, chanting?Guns? n? Roses to no abate. Till the lights they?ll turn low, Just like so many years ago? Axl sprang to the stage, to his team gave a whistle, Away they all played with the force of a missile. As the lights flashed ?a bright, to the front strode the star And he exclaimed, ?DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE!!!? hahaha fucking genius!!! ;D this should be stickied!!! :D great work! :peace: Title: Re: Twas the night before Guns N Roses tickets... Post by: mornintrain on April 20, 2006, 12:18:17 AM simply amazing. :o
Title: Re: Twas the night before Guns N Roses tickets... Post by: tHeElEcTrIcSiNtAr on April 20, 2006, 12:18:37 AM Dude I am so anxious and nervous and excited all at once...I want to get these tickets so bad!!!
I cant even sleep. Title: Re: Twas the night before Guns N Roses tickets... Post by: speed_stone on April 20, 2006, 12:20:24 AM ^ this is definately axl rose.? :hihi: who knows, he did say "i could sit and write poetry till hell freezes over" ;D maybe he finally came to his senses and decided to join the internet :hihi: Title: Re: Twas the night before Guns N Roses tickets... Post by: jazjme on April 20, 2006, 12:25:01 AM ROCK on that was great!
Title: Re: Twas the night before Guns N Roses tickets... Post by: michaelrose on April 20, 2006, 12:53:33 AM That was a great. Thanks for sharing. : ok:
Title: Re: Twas the night before Guns N Roses tickets... Post by: killingvector on April 20, 2006, 12:54:58 AM Good piece of creative writing.
Title: Re: Twas the night before Guns N Roses tickets... Post by: WhatIsItMan on April 20, 2006, 12:56:10 AM AXL FUCKING RULES!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Twas the night before Guns N Roses tickets... Post by: BKinNYC on April 20, 2006, 01:00:20 AM I love it even more because he (or someone else) posted the same poem on another site, along with the password, which I didn't have.
Title: Re: Twas the night before Guns N Roses tickets... Post by: Bono on April 20, 2006, 01:03:47 AM That's freaking hilarious. Even my Dad(he's visiting from the Yukon) liked it. Especial the part "With or without Slash" : ok:
Title: Re: Twas the night before Guns N Roses tickets... Post by: Cowboy Buddha on April 20, 2006, 01:33:55 AM best first post ever.
Title: Re: Twas the night before Guns N Roses tickets... Post by: Bono on April 20, 2006, 01:43:05 AM People must relaise whether you're a scalper or a true fan posting the password does not benifit anyone. It's fucking stupid
Title: Re: Twas the night before Guns N Roses tickets... Post by: Bono on April 20, 2006, 01:44:02 AM That poem was posted on another site with the password What site. Go to it and tell the admin's there to delete it. and ban the fucking idiot. Title: Re: Twas the night before Guns N Roses tickets... Post by: BigDeech on April 20, 2006, 01:45:07 AM I don't want to say since people can just see it here and go there to find it. There are no mods there, I'm posting other passwords to throw them off.
Title: Re: Twas the night before Guns N Roses tickets... Post by: WhatIsItMan on April 20, 2006, 01:45:55 AM You guys are incredible.
Title: Re: Twas the night before Guns N Roses tickets... Post by: younggunner on April 20, 2006, 01:50:05 AM bdeech pm me ...hurry
Title: Re: Twas the night before Guns N Roses tickets... Post by: BigDeech on April 20, 2006, 01:50:49 AM already did
Title: Re: Twas the night before Guns N Roses tickets... Post by: SLCPUNK on April 20, 2006, 01:51:36 AM Everybody was quiet as a mouse..............
Shhhhhh....................... Title: Re: Twas the night before Guns N Roses tickets... Post by: speed_stone on April 20, 2006, 02:17:50 AM Everybody was quiet as a mouse.............. Shhhhhh....................... lmfao, forgive me but this is absurd :rofl: it's a fucking message board! i'm outta loss for words. good night. Title: Re: Twas the night before Guns N Roses tickets... Post by: jaknudsen on April 20, 2006, 04:03:47 AM Best first post ever, indeed! :peace:
Title: Re: Twas the night before Guns N Roses tickets... Post by: Tase on April 20, 2006, 06:12:02 AM great work :peace:
Title: Re: Twas the night before Guns N Roses tickets... Post by: kaddisonmoore on April 20, 2006, 06:31:15 AM great job! lol :beer:
Title: Re: Twas the night before Guns N Roses tickets... Post by: MJRoses23 on April 20, 2006, 07:36:51 AM Late into the night the fans will await, Restless, chanting?Guns? n? Roses to no abate. Till the lights they?ll turn low, Just like so many years ago? That part was awesome, gave me chills reading it Title: Re: Twas the night before Guns N Roses tickets... Post by: oneway23 on April 20, 2006, 07:51:04 AM Every single one of us has completely blown a circuit...good job on the poem
Title: Re: Twas the night before Guns N Roses tickets... Post by: Dont Try Me on April 20, 2006, 08:13:03 AM nice poem indeed
Title: Re: Twas the night before Guns N Roses tickets... Post by: gigger on April 20, 2006, 08:48:07 AM Great poem. :peace:
Title: Re: Twas the night before Guns N Roses tickets... Post by: SLCPUNK on April 20, 2006, 08:52:43 AM Everybody was quiet as a mouse.............. Shhhhhh....................... lmfao, forgive me but this is absurd :rofl: it's a fucking message board! i'm outta loss for words. good night. It's simple really.........just shut the fuck up about the passwords. Everybody is trying to be cool about it, have fun with it........but noooo not you. Gotta make a big ole spectacle out of yourself! Duh! STFU! At least for everybody elses sake........... ::) Title: Re: Twas the night before Guns N Roses tickets... Post by: AxlsMainMan on April 20, 2006, 12:31:28 PM Fuckin' Hilarious!!
Thanks a million for the laugh! : ok: Title: Re: Twas the night before Guns N Roses tickets... Post by: JennaSide on April 20, 2006, 03:30:51 PM Every single one of us has completely blown a circuit...good job on the poem :hihi: so true.I loved that.... Title: Re: Twas the night before Guns N Roses tickets... Post by: Dirty Little Thing on April 20, 2006, 05:49:18 PM ;D Thanks for the laugh at a time when we are all tense about getting tickets. :rofl:
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