Here Today... Gone To Hell!

You're at/watching Rock In Rio...
The Lights Go Dark... You hear a "Da NaNaNaNaNaNa"
Then Axl's voice fills the air "Do You Know Where The Fuck You Are Lisbon!?"
"NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa"
"You're In The Jungle, Wake up... Time To Die!"
"Dun Dun... Dundundundundundunduuuundun"
Pryo lights up the stage, Huge Explosions burst around like fireworks.

Lights go up, You can't believe it... It's Slash!
Slash is standing right there ripping it with Axl!
Then You Look Over, You See Duff and Izzy... And Steven on Drums!
It takes you a second to register what the fuck is going on, then you realize..

GUNS N' FUCKING ROSES IS BACK!

What would you do if this actually happend?
Like a suprise reunion... Maybe the whole lawsuit thing Axl filled was just used to dispell any rumors that might imarge about a reunion?

Man wouldn't that be sweet.

That would be sweet, but we can only dream...

fuck man.. thats all i gotta say..

i would open my eyes, get out of bed and swear i'm not going to drink so much next time  :hihi:

i'd probly jump up and down  :hihi:. BUT i hope it wont happen.

I Throw mude at Steven because he maked sex wif? Steven Tyler and he is a stupid gay junkie motherfuker !!!

It would suck because we would never see CD

I would be disappointed... I'd rather see the new band play CD and if a reunion happened, it would be better after CD gets released...

probably won't see the new album at all anyway

I would choke on my biscuits :-X

Steven on Drums?  :-\ Guns N Roses actually requires a backbone to their song not just a coke-head drummer who can't keep a beat nowadays.

I would cry. I want to see the new band...

Yeah sad but true,but if they did do a reunion they'd need Steven back,but he needs to get his shit together,but either way,the old band or the new band it's gonna be cool  :peace:

But maybe Steven would be a risk..


But of course I'd rather see the old band instead of the new one :peace:

I'd be disappointed.

Why is that?

the world of rock n' roll would suddenly be reinvigorated - it would enormous  :drool:

I'd try to pinch myself but I'm sure by that time I would have already pissed myself or cum in my pants.

Interesting to see the division we have between preferances of the new and the old. 

I'd cream my pants probably....and then I would have an orgasm till 5 hours after their finished.....

no seriously, I would go crazy....that's one thing I want to see in this life, Axl, Slash Duff and Izzy on the same stage....drummer I don't care for....

I would like just slash back, not the other guys (not yet).
Axl, Slash, Finch, Fortus, Stinson, Brain, Dizzy and Pittman would be my sweet dream :peace:

I'd wake up in my bed screaming....

then I'd thank God it was only a dream

and I'd turn on my stereo putting on "There was a time"

that would suck ass!!!!!!!!
I want the new band :peace:

I'd call my dealer and order another bag....

I'd listen to Axl and wake up from a nice dream  :P

I would call for Robin, and Axl would say "he's in my ass.. with Slash!" :hihi:

I would wonder why the fuck I'm at Rock In Fucking Rio.

And I probably wouldnt be able to see who's playing because I would have shit seats for sure.

i'd get a t-shirt sayin Robin Finck is Guns N Roses and stick it up Axl's Face! :hihi:

I'd go fucking apeshit!!
That would be the gig over all gigs!!
I see it so clearly in my head right now,that I got goosebumps!

I'd cry  :'( 

Honestly, I think it would blow up, in a bad way.  I really don't believe they could work together for any length of time.  Yeah, they may play a show or 2, but then personalities would clash and the whole tour would crash, hard.

I don't want to live in the past and listen to the old music.  I want to hear NEW music. Those guys are not gonna give us the new music.  The were not a part of creating it.  I want to hear the guys who CONTRIBUTED to the new stuff.

 :-\

Funny how all the people who say no are fucking retarted.  :hihi:

CD would come out... Maybe not under the GN'R name though. Thats the way it should be.

shit, that'd be the mother of all gigs!!!! i would totally scream my ass off the whole time, i mean c'mon, GNR reunited??? it doesn't get any better than that. i don't know how some people say that the new gnr is the real deal. here's the truth: the new gnr is just a sad attempt at recreating something that only the original band could give us.

If there ever were a reunion tour...I think it would be best to let CD blow over when and if it ever happens.  But for surpirse reunion tour...I think that a coller more subtle way to get the audience pumped and confused would be to have Slash's guitar tech do the traditional preshow that he did with GnR and now does with Velvet Revolver.  Everyone would just kinda be lookin around at each other as they gave that a moment to settle in the dark and then they would explode into one of the old songs that isnt WTTJ.  Possibly Night Train.  Now that would be a cool surprise.

get on this forum and talk about it... haha

Here's a quick question for you guys. ?I was going to start a new topic on this, but I suppose it's relevant in this thread:

You can have ONE choice:

1. ?The original Gn'R lineup reunites LIVE, and they agree to play songs off of CD, but it never gets released. ?You'll have bootlegs of the shows and whatever, but that's it. ?Forever. ?We never hear the finished studio versions. ?Maybe someday they'd record new material, but it's up in the air. OR....

2. ?The "new Gn'R" is as-is, and CD is released next week. ?But there is NEVER a reunion, and this is the band we'll see.

Which do you choose?

The second choice all the way.

;D

have you seen him play live nowadays? he has no problem keeping a beat.

FUCK the reunion, I want the New GNR with CD.


ps: devendra banhart rules.

Well I'm not an Axl's nutswinger, but a music fan that finds the music great and grew to love Gunsn' people?

I'd be extremely pissed.   >:(
Imagine if you went all out and all the way to Lisbon to see the goatee brothers no to hear Chinese democracy and then saw an act of treachery.... 

I'd go riot. :rant:

I would quit drinking and enter to rehab  :hihi:
On serious note I rather hear the the CD too I dont care about reunion I want new music

I'd have an orgasm :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

The Guns N' Roses onstage again...?

Anyone who would be disappointed with that is not a fan.

I'd try and find Mademoisel aka Jessica!!? ?:beer:

I think it'd be even cooler what you said happen, but they NEVER talk once to the audience....they just play song after song after song with almost ZERO stops in between.  No encore even, just straight into PC as the last song...lights dim on each member one by one till we have Axl in a jesus christ pose, center stage with his head up and eyes closed, arms extened to the left and right, taking deep breaths and the spot light slowly fades on him.....its pitch black..few minutes later the big lights go on and thats it...shows over..

my god, people would be talking about that for YEARS!

as for the 1 or 2 option...I'd seriously take option 1 IF they sounded amazing and we had boots striaght from the sound board and we heard ALL the songs from CD. 

sadly, this is just fan fiction, never gonna happen though.

i`d slit your throat and fuck........................... : ok:

i guess the most important thing at the moment is, that axl manages to show up there.....  the rest of the band isn`t the problem.....

And he plays a mean cowbell!!

And we all need MORE cowbell!!  :rofl: :rofl:

At this point, although I like the old GNR more, I want to see the new band and hear the new music, especially Better and TWAT. So not only do I think it won't happen, but I hope it does not until after some new music comes out and is played on tour. Then in 5 years they can reunite and play alll the original stuff again.

i'd be in awe. steven back on drums will never happen i'm afraid. i'd just like to see slash and duff back. keep brain on drums, and keep fortus around too.

No shit.
It's fine that you are not a fan of todays GNR or chinese democracy but your remark is brazen and totally off.

Any one disappointed with that is not a Guns N' Roses fan, they are a Guns & Roses fan.   I donno.... I'd still want to hear this record we've been waiting for.  I'd be pissed if it never came out, since it is "Axl's Baby" and we've been waiting for all these years. 

I'd still shit my pants if Guns N' Roses reunited and wouldn't cry at its consequences as long as one of those is not the destruction of chinese democracy. 

Oh yeah? that's why HTGTH says Guns N' Roses?  ::) I don't think.

nice try at quibbling. : ok:

Nw music now! A one off renunion maybe later. It would be cool as a surprise though

lend an ear and find the noise  ;D ;) :hihi:

oki, i have stopped being rude for the evening or you lot may think i am kinky or something ( or am i ? ) lol  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :beer: ;)

I'd hope I wouldn't wake up for about 2 hours.

if the real gnr was onstage I would go wild if I was at the show... I'd still want to heard cd though... But I would go ape shit being I'd have my afd shirt on already

I'd jump up where I was and just scream as loud as I could!! Fuckin' hell yeah!!!!! That would be so awesome!! : ok: :beer: :beer: :yes:

I'd be excited... I'm not gonna lie. Hopefully I wouldn't pass out though... because then I'd miss part of the show, and that's just not acceptable.

Ya seriously, like who the fuck would let themselves faint and miss the most epic event in music history.
Man, I'm a good fucking storyteller.

I guess if I saw the original lineup on stage I would hold my breath and wait for Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, Jon Bonham, and Jimi Hendrix to join them on stage. Might as well since the original line up is as dead as Jim, Janis, Jon, and Jimi are! (Why are all the greats "J"s?)
I have to say I would absolutely love for at least Slash and Duff to join back with Axl. As much as I hate it, Slash has the GNR sound in his riffs and no other guitarists will give that to Axl. But, it is all a dream. They all have too much pride and too big of dicks to ever kiss and make up.
So, to boil it down...I'd take Axl anyway I could get him.? :-*

I'll probably get shot... but I think I'd almost rather see the old band together (with or without Matt) than have CD. You just can't beat that kind of chemistry they had, and even if any new material isn't as good as what Axl has recorded.

My head would fucking implode, then explode if this happend. Then I'd get a NuGNR shirt and wear it at the end of the concert, and point and laugh at Axl.

wet my grundies and cry  :crying:.....with happiness.but at the same time be sad for richie,tommy,robin and who ever else

I'd wonder where the magic went.

oh i think there would be magic,fukin hell thered be fukin sparks and fire man.there will always be magic between the original members its just that we wont see it again  :peace: