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  :hihi: .................that Slash is actualy Aboriginal  :hihi:

i was at a mates house n' this mid 40's dude was drinkin' goony, talkin' about muso's, n' blurres out that Slash is from an Aboriginal Community town named Barimbi in central Queensland Australia.... :rofl: :rofl:

Thats why hes black and his hair is over his face to cover his boong nose he said, and that Slash  changed his facts about where he's from 'cause they wouldnt let him in America, and to get into GNR you had to shoot heroin, he did so n' laughed his arse off but the needle was stuck so Steven pulled it out but it slashed his bone, thats how he got the name... :rofl: :rofl:

This dude told me he was in this town and Slash's  cousins told him about it, so this drunk dude went to a GNR site and found Axl's phone number to find out if its true, then Axl said 'yeah he's a fuckin' abo'....then says 'no abo's gonna play on Chinese Democracy'!!    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

i was amazed when this guy was speakin' drunk shit to me then all of a sudden he mentions Chinese Democracy :hihi:

After that i was on the ground laughin' my arse off, this guy was off his face, i just wish you all heard this dude, anyway it was fuckin' funny!! :beer: :beer: :beer:

A drunk dude told me I have aids.

^^ Are u drunk as well?  ???

was that after he pulled out... :o :o :o :rofl: :rofl:



couple'a beers after work dont hert :beer:

A drunk homeless guy in Boston once called me a douchebag and asked how long I've been a douche.

The next day he said "Hi, how are ya?" not having any idea about the day before.

Two days after that, he threatened to shoot me with a gun he didn't have.

a drunk dude once told me that Im chinese.. :nervous:  ;D

Being a former bouncer, I have a million of these stories! haha

A drunk dude once told me that he pissed on the dance floor.  He wasn't joking.  :hihi:

Man, what those drunk dudes said to me last weekend, would make you blush.  :hihi:

A drunk dude told me one time at about 8:45 A.M. in the morning that

"The only people that were worth something were people who were already dead."  :rofl:

That's deep.  You should put it in the quotes thread!

I've been told many, many times that I look like an asian... and most of the time people haven't even been drunk :'(

fUCKIN BRILLIANT!!!!! :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

doesn't have to be a bad thing. but I don't really look asian...at all ;D

a friend told me that once he saw a drunk dude crying to a cab driver cause he wants to go home, and the cab driver told him ok i give you a ride, but where do you live? the drunk dude crying answers: take me home, so the cab driver said, ok where do you live?,  the drunk dude still crying said: take me home!, the cab driver angry just left him behind and the drunk dude crying in the floor praying to God to taking him home.
Man thats the funniest history ever  :hihi:

 :rofl: :rofl:  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:




Drunk dudes are the best

same here Cornell...I have driven so many drunk dudes home from the bars/strip clubs in my cab that I am positive I have heard every disgusting/chessy pickup line invented ;D

A drunk dude once said to me: "Why are your pants all ripped up? Did you like... go to war or something?" :rofl: In reply, I said "Yea, I'm made of lead, but my jeans aren't, and when I got hit by a cannon, my jeans got all ripped up, but I'm ok!"

To be fair, I was quite drunk at the time too... :hihi:

i feel sorry for abos.. though it would've been kicked ass if you still can run them over these days.. or at least beat the shit out of them

 :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:, yeah slash is from queensland australia  : ok: :beer:, funny story

Well, about 2 weeks ago I started a thread 'I hate it  when...' and some moderator  closed it for reasons that  are still a mystery. It is the Jungle, and anything goes. Life is unfair and unjust. Nonetheless, the Lord is merciful, and he has  given me the opportunity to continue my train of thought: Therefore, I hate it when drunk people  tell lies about Slash and his origins.

Take that you mean and unjust moderators!!! :rofl:

A drunk dude told me he'd beat me up, so I asked him is he left or right handed so I know which hand to break.

Then the drunk dude told me he'd really beat me up and I told him he got two options, to wake up in a hospital or walk away.

a drunk dude told me, "robbing the craddle is grreeeat!"   :beer:

hey, i thought so, i give myself credit for that, thanx!! : ok: :beer: :beer:

i only wish i could tell most story's ive heard either when i was  or from drunks!! :smoking: :beer: :beer:

Talking about drunks? where's oddy?