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i like this girl.she is 1 year older than me.she is also in one grade higher.i dontknow what to do.what should i do to impress her.and what kinds of things should i do?

WELL FUCKIN' TAKE HER OUT :o

i cant.we hardly know each other.next year she is going to another school.so i have to do something before that happens.

We need more details.  How much contact have you had with her?  What kinds of things have you talked about?  Has she given any sign that she's interested in you?  Does she have a boyfriend that you know of?

So you're 46 and she's 47. You will overcome the difference.

When you first started posting here, all you talked about was tits and how you were obsessed with them and couldnt stop fondling them and kissing them.

Now you're so shy and dont know what to say to a girl that's one year older than you?



Gimme a break.

Ive learned in life that most of the talkers are very rarely doers.


Dude if u dont make any calls u arent gonna make any sales.

worst she can do is say NO.

She cant kill u, she cant cut your balls off, so just ask her already.

That is very true. Especially when it comes to sex. People who have sex dont have the desire to talk about it constantly. Its those that are virgins, or who haven't had sex in ages that feel the need to obsess over it.

Just talk to her, but don't let her know that it's a big deal to you to get to know her. 


Be cool   :smoking:

most high school chicks, u treat em like shit and like they arent on your level and they will come runnin.

Flirt with her friends but dont show her any attention and that gets most high school chicks on your jock.


Unless she is thoughtful,nice and sweet, if so U just gotta be nice thoughtful and sweet to her, see what happens.

problem is, she is leaving u said, so probably honestly it would be best to not even pursue.

cause if u only got this year and she's gone, u arent gonna have much of a relationship anyway cause she will be movin on to college and away from  u anyway.

Im no Mod but seriously this dude needs advice and Chelle u are hijackin his thread to insult James.

So dont get this guy's thread locked cause of personal problems with one another, i think most of the posters on this board would appreciate it, if u guys took that to PM's.

 I agree. I shouldnt even have made the comment to the guy. But it was just an observation.

Im talkin bout u and Chelle's ongoing feud

your first post was fine, nothin wrong with that but i was talkin bout u guys turning this thread into a pissing contest of constant back and forth insults.

gunner: Just forget about this girl. If she's really moving, long distance relationships don't work very well. Especially at the high school and college level. But I know there are some examples where they do work. If you're just wanting a fling, then by all means go for it. Just ask her to go to the movies to get the ball rolling.

tell her you wanna take her to a gnr gig in europe.. then she'll say yes of course.. then one you've fucked her tell her gnr cancelled..  :peace: unless ur thinkin about keepin her.. fuck that..  :smoking:

Muh hero *swoons*? :love: :hihi:

Man, the only advice anyone can give you is to just ask her out. Get to know her and talk to her. There's no secret to getting a date. Well... except making sure you talk about her instead of yourself. And remember to listen.

If you don't really know her, try to strike up a conversation.

The main thing is to have CONFIDENCE in yourself. Don't try to be cool or suave, just be confident. The rest will flow. The way not to act is like Jameslofton. Look at his posts and his attitude and that's definitely NOT how to act around a girl you like... or or any girl for that matter.... or how you want to act in general :hihi:

My advice is to bite the bullet and go for it. The worst thing that can happen is regretting you didn't even try.?

Well, I know why you said that. You want these people that talk about buttfucking and hairy assholes to be impressed by you. Actually, you probably could have said much less and impressed them.
 I dont need you telling me how to "act". Someone who follows airheads from thread to thread talking about anal sex shouldn't be criticizing how someone else "acts".

If you have anything else you would like to say about me, my posts, my character, or how I "act", instead of trying to impress someone, send me a PM.

gunner333, have you tried saying Hello ???
what's the worst that could happen! I know, I know rejection, everyone is not into that...but hey, it you don't take a risk (shrugs)

I agree. 

OK, Gunner, I'm going to be 100% brutally honest.

If you start a relationship with her, you are going to be crushed when she leaves.

If you don't start a relationship with her, you will just be a little bit miffed when she leaves.

I know its hard to hear, but its best to just think that you might get a chance with her in later out-of-school life, so what you should do is just become really good friends with her. That way you'll have more of a chance of being with her later on. : ok:

For the moment, be FRIENDS with her. :yes:

On second thought James, you're not even worth it.

gunner- I still say go for it, man : ok:

You still say 'go for it, man'? What, even after twelve hours?

James isn't even worth it? What's that got to do with anything? Stop polluting these threads with your cheap babble.

after all the bullshit this kid received, especially from James, yeah, I'm still encouraging him.

And no, he's not worth any kind of reply.

And maybe you should take your own advice. Especially seeing the mindless dribble (or cheap babble) you ignored to quote my post.

You did that last time, too. 'I know you are, but what am I?'

Mindless dribble and cheap babble are different things. More so than tomato/tomato.

I'll reply to the fact that you know I am (but what are you?) by saying that my point before was: take it out of this thread.

I know you are but what am I? okay.........

The reason I said James wasn't worth it, which was the post you decided to single out ignoring james attack on this kid and his "mindless babbling" was for the reason you mentioned: that a third grade response shouldn't be in this kids thread. So I did take it off the thread on that post. That post was encouraging him and on topic.

Earlier in this thread, I unfairly put Chelle in the group of people that have been turning The Jungle into a pile of shit. I apologize.





The reason Jim didn't respond to my "attack" on this "kid" is because he knows it wasn't an attack. It was an observation. Jim hangs out in this section quite a bit, and knows what this guy has posted before.

If you never try you'll never know.

So however way the wind blows go..

With that attitude you're not getting anything. ever.
Get a hold of yourself and she might be intrested.

Really, I don't understand what so hard of getting laid.

Never had a problem with it yet.

Make her feel like you really want her SWOON :love:,No girl can resist that at least I couldn't :beer: : ok:

rofl..true.

Send her a virtual card if you have her email addie, don't put your name if you are " that' shy, but put " an anonymous admirer" and repeat the manoeuvre once a week with a little more about yourself in the card, like...hmmm..." i like clouds" or hmmm.." i don't like thunder"...

dunno, be a little creative, and lastly, if she is intrigued and replies, then, you know you can go further ?

There are people in the world that don't delete those secret admirer e-mails, then?

The advantages of doing it hand written, if at all, are numerous.

try to get her phone nr and call her. that way you won't feel embarressed when she says no.... and it would be easier for you also

this would freak me out.

Every monday a new greeting card with some riddle "I don't like clouds"
Is someone going to kill me inside a house?

That's what I was thinking Blue Cut!! :hihi:

gunner333, Is this a girl you only want because of her stunning looks?

Are her friends bitches? If so, that might mean she's one too.

I don't mean to sound stereotypical but in my school, most of the pretty girls are the ones who only fall for the jocks who I don't even care about.

Hey, I'm sure every guy would love a gorgeous girl but really what's better instead is to have a girl that cares about you and is nice.

Fuck being a slave to some rich spoiled-brat that expects everything handed to her!

thanks to everyone that posted.i told my buddy i like her.and she went and told her.what should i do now.wat should i say too her.we havent ever talked. i only got 3 months left cuz she is moving to a new dchool next year.i need alot of help.today she we were having our school photos and for one of them she was standing right beside me.it was so awkward.i wanted to say hi,but i didnt.what should i do about this problem.what should i do now even though she know's i like her.i dont care if she no's.

say hi to her

smile at her

at lunch ask if she needs extra money

...shit like that

we she has no idea who i am.we have never talked.so it would be weird if i buy her lunch.

my bad, that's what I meant instead of literally buy her lunch

Flick a few spitballs at her and see what happens.

Do you have any way of getting her phone number, like through a mutual friend?  If so, just call her up.  You don't have to ask her out right away, but get a conversation going and see how she responds to you.  Then you can make the decision if you want to ask her out.    At least on the phone you might not feel so uncomfortable and will be able to handle the conversation better. 


Or there's MCT's way.


I know that would be a BIG turn on for me.   : ok:

The ancient Egyptians believed that a woman, after getting hit with a spitball, would eventually give birth to a goat. This is how spaghetti was invented.

Oh my gawd.......you're a girl!

I know you are, but what am I?

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Ok kid. Look, I used to be very shy. I still am. But I finally steped into my zone when I was 21. I am 22 now.

So kid just go for it. Don't be scared or pussyish. Just do it. Whateve happens happens. You only live once right. So you might as make your moves now then never.

If you get knocked down just keep on getting up before the bell rings, and youll be fine.

Go for it. I want an reply this week saying yeah I did it and well I know for sure now. She rejected me or she accepted me. Whatever the case good work. You can try again and again. Until you find that person.

Good luck,

Jimmy

jimmy,ur amazing.ur my new inspiration.thanks man.i swaer ill be giving u a repsone before the end of this week.if i get her ull be the first one i will tell at this fourm.thanks man

gunner

sure she can..

Do the whole George McFly back to the future routine........... NO dont get hit by her car, go up to her and say """ My name is ......... and Im your Destiny!

She will laugh her ass off at you but it will break the ice and then ask her to a movie or something.


U could always strip naked streak down the hall with an "I LOVE YOU +her name" written on your chest.

What is brown sugar?

Soft sugar whose crystals are covered by a film of refined dark syrup.

Or

D'ANGELO

"Brown Sugar"

Let me tell you 'bout this girl
Maybe I shouldn't
I met her in Philly and her name was Brown Sugar
See, we be making love constantly
That's why my eyes are a shade blood burgundy

The way that we kiss is unlike any other way
That I be kissin' when I'm kissin' what I'm missin'
Won't you listen

Brown Sugar babe, I gets high off your love
I don't know how to behave


I want some of your Brown Sugar

Sugar

http://www2.foxsearchlight.com/brownsugar/index.html

did that work for you?

I'd say get covered in shit and ask her for a shower.

Yeah, just give her all your money and buy her stuff...

yup...

Actually I have some real advice, too.

When I was younger I was a bit shy and it was something I disliked.

So what I did was that I chose to change. Every morning I decided I'd be something difference.

So really you just have to take action.

First of all i would like to thnak everyone who posted on this thread. You guys tryully helped me alot. But im sorry to say i couldnt get the girl. She didnt like me cuz i was in a younger grade then her. i will keep all of ur tips you guys gave me. Thanks alot for all of your help.

gunner333

Well she sounds incredibly shallow, and you don't need a shallow girlfriend. She'll be high-maintenence most likely and will never go halves on paying restaurant/cinema/anything bills.

Go for someone who isn't such a stuck up spoilt shallow (ooh alliteration!) beeyatch! : ok:

Anytime dude. : ok:

now, go for her sister!

That's just fucked up   :-\

DO NOT DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Outraged by an incident in a University of Connecticut dormitory, the state Senate voted unanimously Tuesday to change the definition of sexual assault to include cases without direct physical contact.

Lawmakers were responding to the case of three UConn students accused of ejaculating onto a female student's face as she slept in a dormitory in September. The three men, who no longer attend the university, were charged with disorderly conduct and public indecency, but could not be charged with sexual assault under state law.

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The incident caused widespread outrage as the state's victim advocate, chief state's attorney, women's groups and legislators vowed to close the loophole. The problem is that the existing legal definition of sexual assault requires "contact" between the victim and the perpetrator.

The alleged victim, who has stayed out of the public eye, strongly supported the bill in written testimony delivered to the legislature.

"This may actually force potential, as well as existing, sexual predators to understand that ejaculating on a person's face is not in fact funny, normal, or an act that can easily be dismissed by a misdemeanor," she said. "Although the refinement of this law will not improve my situation or case, at least I'll be able to live at ease knowing that no other innocent person will be taken advantage of by both a sexual predator and by the law."

The new law would help restore "the pride, self-worth, and safety of myself and other women victimized by thoughtless individuals such as the three men who sexually violated me and will only be convicted of a misdemeanor at best," she said.

Before its 35-0 vote Tuesday, the Senate placed the item on the "consent calendar" of non-controversial items that are passed without debate. Some lawmakers said the bill was approved on consent because some of their colleagues were uncomfortable speaking about the lurid details of the UConn case.

The bill still requires approval by the House of Representatives and Gov. M. Jodi Rell. House Speaker James Amann, D-Milford, said Tuesday that he is "very supportive" of the bill and said the chamber would vote before the May 3 adjournment.

"These instances come up that are unexpected, and we scratch our head and say, `Why don't we have a law for this?"' said Amann, a leader in writing the state's version of "Megan's Law" regarding sexual assaults. "That incident [at UConn] is pretty bizarre and horrific."

The criminal cases are still pending against the three former students: Martin V. Piscottano, 19, of 72 Root Road, Somers; Jared Skvirsky, 20, of Brookline, Mass.; and Zak A. Brohinsky, 19, of 299 Old Farms Road, Simsbury. Brohinsky is the son of university relations director Scott Brohinsky, a frequent lobbyist at the state Capitol for the university.

Although the incident happened in September, it did not come to light until February. At that point, lawmakers started the process to change the law.

The incident began in Skvirsky's dorm room in Watson Hall, where he and the female student arrived after meeting at a party at the off-campus Carriage House Apartments. She fell asleep on a futon before Brohinsky - Skvirsky's roommate - returned home with Piscottano, according to a police affidavit.

The three men, according to the affidavit, watched a pornographic video on a computer and took turns ejaculating on the student's face and body. When the woman woke up, she thought she had drooled on herself, the affivadit says. The next day, the affidavit says, Skvirsky sent the woman an instant message that stated that they "were really drunk" and had ejaculated on her.

Sen. Edith Prague, a Columbia Democrat who has a master's degree from UConn, said the incident was "absolutely disgusting," and the legislature had an obligation to close the legal loophole.

"Kids do crazy things. It's terrible," Prague said. "We have to take care of situations like that. That's what we're here for."

Sen. Biagio "Billy" Ciotto, a Wethersfield Democrat, said, "What can you say about something like that? It's sad. It's awful."

Rep. Michael P. Lawlor, an East Haven Democrat who is co-chairman of the legislature's judiciary committee, said that cases with similar circumstances would now qualify as fourth-degree sexual assault, rather than breach of peace or public indecency.

"This would make clear what everybody thought was already the law," said Sen. Andrew McDonald, D-Stamford, who is co-chairman of the judiciary committee with Lawlor. "But for this extraordinary situation that came out of UConn, I don't think anybody thought we'd need legislation like this."
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Other than that, I can't help you.

women piss me off.