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Title: Does Axl have a soul? Post by: ckniker on March 25, 2006, 09:59:57 PM Axl is definitely a "Ginger" what with his red hair, pinkish complexion, and blue eyes.? Its been said that "Gingers" have no soul.? This can be supported by an episode of South Park I once saw when Eric Cartman did a report on the GIngers.? Anyway, perhaps Axl has been holding out on releasing Chinese Democracy for years to torment GNR fans because of his lack of a soul.
http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/south_park/videos/season_9/index.jhtml?playVideo=25085 Title: Re: Does Axl have a soul? Post by: FlashFlood on March 25, 2006, 10:02:59 PM HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: one of the most classic posts of all time Title: Re: Does Axl have a soul? Post by: sergitou on March 25, 2006, 10:03:32 PM Sudoku is a great Game : ok:
Title: Re: Does Axl have a soul? Post by: Krispy Kreme on March 25, 2006, 10:10:14 PM Just when you think you've seen everything, and that no thread can go lower, here we have a level of idiocy.
Title: Re: Does Axl have a soul? Post by: WhosGilby? on March 25, 2006, 10:13:58 PM He would need freckles ya dumbass
Title: Re: Does Axl have a soul? Post by: sic. on March 25, 2006, 10:18:34 PM He would need freckles ya dumbass No freckles? Then he's a DayWalker. The horror... The horror... :hihi: Title: Re: Does Axl have a soul? Post by: FlashFlood on March 25, 2006, 10:19:21 PM Just when you think you've seen everything, and that no thread can go lower, here we have a level of idiocy. are you seriously gonna cry about a little good-natured humor? lighten up a little Title: Re: Does Axl have a soul? Post by: ckniker on March 25, 2006, 10:27:48 PM He would need freckles ya dumbass You bring up a good point. ?However, Cartman covered that during his presentation and slide show. ?Axl sans freckles would be considered a "Daywalker". ?Axl much like Kyle Broflovski exhibits common traits of the "Gingervitis" disorder such as red hair but does not have freckles. ?Make no mistake Axl is a "Ginger" ladies and gentlemen. ?The man has no soul and this is confirmed by such actions to cause pain in others such as bailing on tours, not releasing the "Holy Grail" of Rock albums, and not allowing his toadie manager to issue the coveted press release. ?This is the only explanation that makes any sense in light of these well documented facts. ?One of the greatest frontmen in Rock & Roll history suffers from Gingervitis. Title: Re: Does Axl have a soul? Post by: DunkinDave on March 25, 2006, 10:38:18 PM Well, he does kind of pop up unexpectedly and scare the shit out of you.
Title: Re: Does Axl have a soul? Post by: Communist China on March 25, 2006, 10:41:13 PM Post this shit in the jungle. Does Axl have a soul? Of course not! :hihi:
Title: Re: Does Axl have a soul? Post by: Eclipsed107 on March 25, 2006, 10:42:27 PM Didn't Axl say that he has Joe Dimaggio's soul? ?(some ex-baseball player right?)
:rofl: Title: Re: Does Axl have a soul? Post by: Evolution on March 25, 2006, 10:46:49 PM :rofl:
Where's that fave threads thread.. Title: Re: Does Axl have a soul? Post by: Bill 213 on March 25, 2006, 11:16:30 PM Didn't Axl say that he has Joe Dimaggio's soul? ?(some ex-baseball player right?) :rofl: I believe it was John Bonham's soul which is funny because Bonham died 15 minutes before i was born on Sept 25, 1980 meaning his soul exited his body and in 15 minutes entered my mom's womb and bam....I became the reincarnation....NOT AXL!!! I'm gonna copyright my soul. :rant: Title: Re: Does Axl have a soul? Post by: The New Fiona Apple on March 25, 2006, 11:34:34 PM No and I'm back
Title: Re: Does Axl have a soul? Post by: McDuff on March 26, 2006, 12:30:09 AM Didn't Axl say that he has Joe Dimaggio's soul? (some ex-baseball player right?) :rofl: I believe it was John Bonham's soul which is funny because Bonham died 15 minutes before i was born on Sept 25, 1980 meaning his soul exited his body and in 15 minutes entered my mom's womb and bam....I became the reincarnation....NOT AXL!!! I'm gonna copyright my soul. :rant: :hihi: that really fuckin' funny,best post so far :rofl: Title: Re: Does Axl have a soul? Post by: ClintroN on March 26, 2006, 12:50:52 AM Axl is definitely a "Ginger" what with his red hair, pinkish complexion, and blue eyes. Its been said that "Gingers" have no soul. This can be supported by an episode of South Park I once saw when Eric Cartman did a report on the GIngers. Anyway, perhaps Axl has been holding out on releasing Chinese Democracy for years to torment GNR fans because of his lack of a soul. http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/south_park/videos/season_9/index.jhtml?playVideo=25085 you r' the anti-christ :yes: Title: Re: Does Axl have a soul? Post by: godiva on March 26, 2006, 02:43:32 AM Maybe he sold it. I wonder what prices souls go for these days :hihi:
Title: Re: Does Axl have a soul? Post by: Poof! on March 26, 2006, 02:47:54 AM This can be supported by an episode of South Park I really hope that is intended to be hilarious. Because it is. Title: Re: Does Axl have a soul? Post by: Ignatius on March 26, 2006, 04:45:40 AM What's this? C'mon, there are many other things to talk about in GNR these days... |