Here Today... Gone To Hell!

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pretty

ok, I looked at EVH

next assignment please  :P

Wow! :o :o :o I'm almost speechless. He looks like my grandma. :nervous:

Painful. :no:

That's so sad. He was a good looking guy back in the day. It's too bad he doesn't take care of himself.

C'mon.........No way. He looks horrible.

That has to be touched up, I can't believe he looks that bad.

He used to a handsome guy.

Why are you insulting my grandma! :rant: :rant: :rant:

he diddnt age well at all. Hes only 51 I think. My god, Roth looks better than that!!!

You're not kidding. I never, EVER want to see a VH reunion. It would be a joke, and they would get laughed off the stage.

That's so definitely photoshopped.   ::)

he's an out of control alcoholic, he does look like shit.
I sure hope he gets his act together before it's too late!

It's real. Getty Images has similar photos that look just as bad.  :no:

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He needs Roth back in his life.  : ok:

He doesn't look that good... Keith Richards - isk.

Whatever. He still can kicks ass on guitar at his age.

Oh no doubt.. Never doubted the fuckers talent.

In that close up Getty Images pic, he looks like Robin Williams!! :o :o

Poor EVH... I think he might need to go on Celebrity Extreme Makeover... :rofl:

Either that or he needs some of that $500 face cream that'll actually get rid of wrinkles.. only the best for celebrities! ::)
Oh, and some hairdye! :hihi:

He also needs to be told to NEVER dress like a close-to-death OAP on the red carpet.. those yellow sneakers have to go!

And that woman's Burberry skirt is another big nono!! Burberry = UGH! :puke:

thats the life of sex drugs n' rock n' roll!!!

ROCK ON EDDIE YOU COOL FUKKA!~!

Didnt Eddie just get over a bout with Cancer or something?

Give the guy a break.

If he looked like uncle fester would it change the fact that he is one of the greatest guitarist ever?


When u have amazing talent like Eddie, looks dont matter.

Shit!! Dude I didn't know about that cancer thing!! I feel bad now... :'(

I'm with D on this one, I'm going to look better than him at that age tho.

I mean better than D or EVH.

Ya, he had cancer, but I assumed since it went so hush he recovered from it well...after seeing the pics I'm not so sure!! Geez, Seriously, did Keith Richards do his hair? I've seen better looking corpses (like Keith Richards? :hihi:)

EVH must have had a hard life....but have you seen his son Wolfgang lately? Obviously not such a hard life for him.

Im pretty sure he had cancer someone correct me if im wrong.

thats ok Future porn star, u didnt know.

Actually, there are rumors that he had to have part of his tounge removed due to the cancer-he went through the divorce, and I think he lost his mother a year or 2 ago-that's a lot to go through, although the drinking does not help

he had cancer in his tongue, apparently for keeping his aluminum pick in his mouth while tapping on the guitar.
he had the cancer cut out of the tongue and has a notch in his tongue which perfectly fits a pick.
I heard that from one of the bands that opened for them on their last tour, apparently Eddie showed it to them.
he also had a hip replacement.
but all of this happened years ago, he's recovered from it all. thing is, he's an alcoholic and doesn't seem to wanna stop drinking. last date of the 2004 tour, he was completely wasted and I think he smashed his guitar on stage.
and yeah, I guess he still smokes as well.

Drinking and smoking should stop if he relies on it for starters. Unfortunate about cancer. He can look better though but o well.

Eddie did have cancer but he still drinks and smokes heavily. That is why I think the photos are sad. He would probably look so much better if he cleaned himself up. Not to mention he would function so much better.

.. he can't get a hard-on?

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Where EVHs' teeth???

OK, I REALLY don't wanna laugh... I REALLY don't... but... but I'm afraid I'm going to have to!! That Gollum comparison is hilarious!!!

:lmao:

OMFG......He needs to get Valerie back :hihi:

Precious!!!!

Okie, on a serious note...

Anyone mind telling me what that red square thing is in his hand? I think it might be a ticket/invitation/pass/that kinda thing, but I can't be sure... so I'd like to know.

Well... for all we know it might be a calling card Axl gave him if he wants to guest appear on ChiDem... :rofl:

It looks to me like the thing in his hands is his dentures. At least it should be...PUT THEM BACK IN~ You can blow me later (in the dark!!!)? :rofl:

Nooo!! Eddie! Dude! Put your dentures back in dude!! Eeehiheew! :rofl:

As gross as it is... its kinda funny! Kinda like he was thinking "Now what can I do to gross them all out?" :hihi:

But then its kinda sad that he has to have dentures nowadays... and your mind travels back to the "Jump" vid... he was so young then! WHAT IS HAPPENING TO EVERYONE!!! :crying:

Man!   :o
He looks like Don Ramon from el Chavo del 8

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Ahahhaha!!51 year old rockstar who looks like a 58 year old guy! That fucking freak omigod!

I have developed a theory according to which, as time passes, people get "older"
As a part of this whole gettin "older" process, they often start to look older too.
...Unless of course, you have, not unlike David Bowie, fofrmed a pact with Satan.In this case, you only start looking better around 50 and 60.

Man if talking about Satan pact lets talk about Mustaine that guy haven aged in decades  :nervous:

He is obviously a meth user. I have no idea whether you have used it, or have known people that use it, but long time users of meth age very rapidly and lose their teeth. His hair also looks pretty shitty, another sign of a meth user. He beats cancer, and then turns to meth and liquor?? :nervous:

He does look like  a meth user in that pic anyway.........I agree.

Ed Van Halen to Purple ---> "Que paso que paso vamos aaay"

 :hihi:

"No te doy otra nomas .... "  :rofl:

wahhah, yeah that's actually true!