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Off Topic => The Jungle => Topic started by: SuperMike on March 05, 2006, 02:30:42 AM



Title: Sorry to sound stupid asking this question but.....
Post by: SuperMike on March 05, 2006, 02:30:42 AM
what the hell is a chav? What does it take for a person to be one?


Title: Re: Sorry to sound stupid asking this question but.....
Post by: Walk on March 05, 2006, 03:18:48 AM
It's a British subhuman, much like the rednecks we have here in America.  ;D


Title: Re: Sorry to sound stupid asking this question but.....
Post by: Chelle on March 05, 2006, 04:50:39 AM
... and Walk knows all about rednecks   :P


Title: Re: Sorry to sound stupid asking this question but.....
Post by: *Izzy* on March 05, 2006, 05:55:15 AM
Can I award this thread a Grammy for having the worst subject title ever

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Title: Re: Sorry to sound stupid asking this question but.....
Post by: Drew on March 05, 2006, 09:03:28 AM
... and Walk knows all about rednecks   :P

Is he a redneck?....lol ;D ;D


Title: Re: Sorry to sound stupid asking this question but.....
Post by: Jim on March 05, 2006, 09:08:13 AM
Can I award this thread a Grammy for having the worst subject title ever

No.

If you take a look around, threads are posted every day with something along the lines of...'...this is funny.'

So, to award a Grammy to just this thread would be unfair. Because then you'd have to award one to every thread that has a stupid title. And that would mean that you have to quote that line every single day. And you'd be more of a moderator than me.

So, no.

No you can't.


Title: Re: Sorry to sound stupid asking this question but.....
Post by: Butch Français on March 05, 2006, 09:13:14 AM
a chav? I heard Jim is one, ask him! ;)


Title: Re: Sorry to sound stupid asking this question but.....
Post by: Mandy. on March 05, 2006, 10:31:58 AM
I was about to create a topic about chavs...


Some great definitions: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chavs





Title: Re: Sorry to sound stupid asking this question but.....
Post by: Evolution on March 05, 2006, 11:03:37 AM
Chavs are English Neds.


Title: Re: Sorry to sound stupid asking this question but.....
Post by: Mandy. on March 05, 2006, 11:09:18 AM
They think McDonald's is a 5 star restaurant.


Title: Re: Sorry to sound stupid asking this question but.....
Post by: Hammy on March 05, 2006, 11:15:53 AM
a chav? I heard Jim is one, ask him! ;)
He tried but was repelled by the chav nation ;)


Title: Re: Sorry to sound stupid asking this question but.....
Post by: Jim on March 05, 2006, 01:34:45 PM
So I'm now, what? A goth? A chav?

Neo-Chavcore. That'll be me for the time being.


Title: Re: Sorry to sound stupid asking this question but.....
Post by: Elrothiel on March 05, 2006, 01:56:19 PM
:hihi: IMO, anyone who's on a Gn'R forum, and is a mod, and knows how to spell is not anything NEAR a chav.

Chavs are sub-intelligent assholes. They beat little old ladies up for fun, steal, if they can't get into something they want to steal, then they vandalize it, they have no idea how to spell, they're obsessed with soccer/football, and all kinds of sports, they just make life hell for everyone who ISN'T a chav.

They're kinda like wiggers, only English, and they're too lazy to speak properly! I HATE them! :rant:


Title: Re: Sorry to sound stupid asking this question but.....
Post by: Sakib on March 05, 2006, 01:59:32 PM
:hihi: IMO, anyone who's on a Gn'R forum, and is a mod, and knows how to spell is not anything NEAR a chav.

Chavs are sub-intelligent assholes. They beat little old ladies up for fun, steal, if they can't get into something they want to steal, then they vandalize it, they have no idea how to spell, they're obsessed with soccer/football, and all kinds of sports, they just make life hell for everyone who ISN'T a chav.

They're kinda like wiggers, only English, and they're too lazy to speak properly! I HATE them! :rant:

they're not tough. They only manage to beat and threaten someone up with about 50 other guys. so it aint 1 on 1 not even 2 on 1 its like 8 on 1. They're uneducated fools.


Title: Re: Sorry to sound stupid asking this question but.....
Post by: Jim on March 05, 2006, 02:00:09 PM
Okay, I hate them too.

But,

I am obsessed with football.

Though, I can't really play for shit, so, I guess that's a slight get out clause.

Oh, and as for my spelling,

it's top notch.

Chavs are also happy slappers. For those who don't know what that is, just read: complete arseholes.

By the way, 'Skynyrd Girl', if that is your real name, you ain't fooling anybody love.

It's clear that you're a chav yourself.


Title: Re: Sorry to sound stupid asking this question but.....
Post by: Mandy. on March 05, 2006, 03:46:10 PM
Okay, I hate them too.

But,

I am obsessed with football.

Though, I can't really play for shit, so, I guess that's a slight get out clause.

Oh, and as for my spelling,

it's top notch.

Chavs are also happy slappers. For those who don't know what that is, just read: complete arseholes.

By the way, 'Skynyrd Girl', if that is your real name, you ain't fooling anybody love.

It's clear that you're a chav yourself.


Stop being such a goff, innit blad


Title: Re: Sorry to sound stupid asking this question but.....
Post by: Sweet s on March 06, 2006, 04:00:53 AM
Take a Look at Daniella Westbrook she's the biggest Chav going and so is her Dog!!


Title: Re: Sorry to sound stupid asking this question but.....
Post by: Sakib on March 06, 2006, 04:50:27 PM
Take a Look at Daniella Westbrook she's the biggest Chav going and so is her Dog!!

i hate that woman.


Title: Re: Sorry to sound stupid asking this question but.....
Post by: Elrothiel on March 06, 2006, 11:45:41 PM
I think everyone does, Sakib... that woman is just the chavviest woman ever. And she was stupid enough to snort enough cocaine for the middle of her nose to fall out! Stupid bitch. ::)


Title: Re: Sorry to sound stupid asking this question but.....
Post by: Axlfreek on March 07, 2006, 12:05:16 AM


how do you pernounce it ? ???


Title: Re: Sorry to sound stupid asking this question but.....
Post by: Elrothiel on March 07, 2006, 12:35:34 AM
what, chav?

Exactly as its spelled. "Tch-aah-v" = Chav.

Simple. : ok:


Title: Re: Sorry to sound stupid asking this question but.....
Post by: Elrothiel on March 07, 2006, 01:01:27 AM
Just like it's spelled.