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Title: Chuck Norris vs. Sylvester Stallone Post by: Steel_Angel on March 04, 2006, 11:17:52 AM whos better in your opinion.
sly (http://img488.imageshack.us/img488/4396/splashnewsdbk061205a265da.jpg) norris (http://www.kfdx.com/temp/texclebs/norris.jpg) (yea im bored...) Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. Sylvester Stallone Post by: Mandy. on March 04, 2006, 11:56:38 AM Chuck Norris, of course.
"Chuck Norris does not sleep... He waits" Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. Sylvester Stallone Post by: Steel_Angel on March 04, 2006, 12:12:02 PM yeah but sylvestor stallone was in Rocky? :hihi:
Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. Sylvester Stallone Post by: Eazy E on March 04, 2006, 12:19:45 PM Yeah, but Chuck Norris can win Connect Four in only three moves.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. Sylvester Stallone Post by: MadmanDan on March 04, 2006, 12:54:31 PM How can you compare someone to Chuck Norris??
Don't you people know that he's currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs? Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. Sylvester Stallone Post by: Communist China on March 04, 2006, 01:03:22 PM Outer Space only exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. Sylvester Stallone Post by: Irish rose on March 04, 2006, 01:22:21 PM I love those Chuck Norris quotes!!
"Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. " Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. Sylvester Stallone Post by: SLCPUNK on March 04, 2006, 01:52:24 PM Better in what regard?
If you want to know who would be a better model for a Sears "luvin the USA clothing line" (due out this summer).......... Hands down Chuck Norris........ (http://img462.imageshack.us/img462/6356/norris7sy.jpg) (http://imageshack.us) Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. Sylvester Stallone Post by: Steel_Angel on March 04, 2006, 02:14:53 PM better like who makes better films.. or who would be a better model for a Sears, w/e
Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. Sylvester Stallone Post by: jameslofton29 on March 04, 2006, 03:48:10 PM Definitely Stallone. Chuck Norris is way overrated.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. Sylvester Stallone Post by: SLCPUNK on March 04, 2006, 04:04:37 PM Definitely Stallone. Chuck Norris is way overrated. Lets see Chucky yell "Yo Adrienne!!" on demand.............. I don't think so............. Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. Sylvester Stallone Post by: Hammy on March 04, 2006, 04:06:08 PM Demolition Man ;)
Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. Sylvester Stallone Post by: Butch Français on March 04, 2006, 04:13:04 PM Dolph Lungren above em all!! :hihi:
Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. Sylvester Stallone Post by: Communist China on March 04, 2006, 05:20:26 PM When the boogeyman goes to sleep each night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
The main export of Chuck Norris is pain. Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. Sylvester Stallone Post by: the dirt on March 04, 2006, 05:23:08 PM Steven Segal!
Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. Sylvester Stallone Post by: Jamie on March 04, 2006, 05:35:32 PM I don't get the whole Chuck Norris quote thing! He's well overrated, Bruce Lee is the fuckin man! As a matter of fact Bruce killed Chuck Norris in Way of The Dragon, so there is no question there. But for this one, Sly.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. Sylvester Stallone Post by: D on March 04, 2006, 07:16:12 PM In real life Chuck would OWN Stallone HOWEVER
STallone's movies are 1,000,000 times better. Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. Sylvester Stallone Post by: -Jack- on March 04, 2006, 07:35:30 PM Stallone kicks WAY more ass.
BUT--... Chuck Norris jokes are totally awesome. Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. Sylvester Stallone Post by: GunsN'Gravy on March 04, 2006, 07:38:58 PM I'm with whoever said Seagal. He can bake a delicious pumpkin pie while kicking the crap out of you and your family.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. Sylvester Stallone Post by: the dirt on March 04, 2006, 07:47:12 PM I'm with whoever said Seagal. He can bake a delicious pumpkin pie while kicking the crap out of you and your family. Yeah, and he washes it down with this: (http://store1.yimg.com/I/xoxide_1883_25694485) Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. Sylvester Stallone Post by: Communist China on March 04, 2006, 08:36:27 PM By the way I doubt any of us like Chuck Norris but jokes about him are really funny.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. Sylvester Stallone Post by: Jamie on March 04, 2006, 08:38:47 PM By the way I doubt any of us like Chuck Norris but jokes about him are really funny. Ah yeah there are a few classics alright. "When Chuck Norris has sex with a man it's not because he's gay it's because he's run out of women" "There are two types of people in this world, those that are alive, and those that fucked with Chuck Norris." Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. Sylvester Stallone Post by: Communist China on March 04, 2006, 08:45:05 PM Exactly man.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. :hihi: Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. Sylvester Stallone Post by: Layne Staley's Sunglasses on March 04, 2006, 08:52:05 PM I'm gonna go with Chuck because if I don't he'll track me down and kill me. Ah Crap, he's here, nooooo.....help!
Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. Sylvester Stallone Post by: Jonathan on March 04, 2006, 11:20:55 PM Sylvester Stallone.
Fucking Chuck Norris..... Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. Sylvester Stallone Post by: Krispy Kreme on March 05, 2006, 12:42:42 AM The question is which you would watch on Saturday night when you are bored and nothing is on??
I remember screwing some Russian chick in Moscow while Chuck was on in the background (He was very popular in Russia in the 1990s, and no one knew he is 5' 9"), so I have to go with Chuck. Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. Sylvester Stallone Post by: Layne Staley's Sunglasses on March 05, 2006, 12:43:51 AM :rofl: Nice. I'll keep that in mind if I ever go to Russia.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. Sylvester Stallone Post by: SuperMike on March 05, 2006, 01:27:51 AM Sylvester Stallone
Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. Sylvester Stallone Post by: D on March 05, 2006, 02:50:52 AM I was a Jean Claude Van Damme fan myself
Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. Sylvester Stallone Post by: Drew on March 05, 2006, 09:02:27 AM Stallone has got way better movies. The man played Rocky and Rambo I tell you. And don't forget about Tango..lol. ;D
Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. Sylvester Stallone Post by: Butch Français on March 05, 2006, 09:17:55 AM oh YEAH! Tango & Cash was awesome. but Kurt Russell was the cool guy in that one, hehe.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. Sylvester Stallone Post by: Prometheus on March 05, 2006, 09:35:04 AM but when chuck norris does a push up he doest push himself up, he pushes the world down!!
i hope no one wishes that he was dead. Because hes been dead for the last 4 years, death is just afraid to go collect him cause he dont want to die Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. Sylvester Stallone Post by: Dr. Blutarsky on March 05, 2006, 09:56:16 AM Chuck Norris if it is no holds barred. Chuck knows karate. In a regulated boxing match, Stallone, hell clean Chuck's clock!
Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. Sylvester Stallone Post by: Drew on March 05, 2006, 09:56:48 AM but when chuck norris does a push up he doest push himself up, he pushes the world down!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Now...that was funny! :yes: : ok: Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. Sylvester Stallone Post by: SLCPUNK on March 05, 2006, 01:06:56 PM but when chuck norris does a push up he doest push himself up, he pushes the world down!! i hope no one wishes that he was dead. Because hes been dead for the last 4 years, death is just afraid to go collect him cause he dont want to die Sorry, can you turn your avatar off so I can actually read your post? Thanks. Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. Sylvester Stallone Post by: Steel_Angel on March 05, 2006, 01:13:49 PM but when chuck norris does a push up he doest push himself up, he pushes the world down!! i hope no one wishes that he was dead. Because hes been dead for the last 4 years, death is just afraid to go collect him cause he dont want to die Sorry, can you turn your avatar off so I can actually read your post? Thanks. Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. Sylvester Stallone Post by: Layne Staley's Sunglasses on March 05, 2006, 08:44:08 PM Chuck has been kicking ass since he was born, heck the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. Sylvester Stallone Post by: SkinnyPuppy on March 06, 2006, 05:37:51 AM If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn. One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter. Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. Sylvester Stallone Post by: Steel_Angel on March 06, 2006, 05:00:28 PM Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. :rofl: very true :hihi: |