Here Today... Gone To Hell!

Off Topic => The Jungle => Topic started by: Markus Asraelius on March 03, 2006, 02:39:43 PM



Title: I've Got A Story To Tell.
Post by: Markus Asraelius on March 03, 2006, 02:39:43 PM
So, anyways, I moved from Sugarhouse to Taylorsville, Utah on January 6th, 2006.

But, what I didn't realize is that I moved just down a couple streets from SLC Punk's 2nd Home. So anyways, I visit his site/messageboard quite often.

Anyways, the other day he was telling me that he was gonna come this way in a few months, most likely this summer because he was bored down there in Tampa Bay.

So, when he does come, he's basically gonna take me hiking. So, I'm pretty excited for that. I haven't met someone from HereTodayGonetohell.com yet...

So, I guess that was a boring story but I was never that great at telling stories.


Title: Re: I've Got A Story To Tell.
Post by: Butch Français on March 03, 2006, 02:51:33 PM
no no, it's a good story.
I'll come and take you hiking when I move over to America too :D


Title: Re: I've Got A Story To Tell.
Post by: Gaymo, the Hobbit on March 03, 2006, 03:00:50 PM
best story i've ever heard. i got a stiffy


Title: Re: I've Got A Story To Tell.
Post by: Sakib on March 03, 2006, 03:57:28 PM
best story i've ever heard. i got a stiffy

didnt we all  :hihi: :hihi:


Title: Re: I've Got A Story To Tell.
Post by: Timothy on March 03, 2006, 04:01:53 PM
That's beautiful man.


Title: Re: I've Got A Story To Tell.
Post by: SLCPUNK on March 03, 2006, 04:55:01 PM
I see a brokeback sequel already.........

It'll be a summer you never forget boy..........


Title: Re: I've Got A Story To Tell.
Post by: Markus Asraelius on March 03, 2006, 05:02:13 PM
I see a brokeback sequel already.........

It'll be a summer you never forget boy..........

Well all I can say is that I hope it doesn't hurt the next morning when I have to take a dump.


Title: Re: I've Got A Story To Tell.
Post by: Cornell on March 03, 2006, 05:57:04 PM
best story i've ever heard. i got a stiffy

didnt we all? :hihi: :hihi:

I didn't.  :P


Title: Re: I've Got A Story To Tell.
Post by: GunsN'Gravy on March 03, 2006, 06:07:22 PM
best story i've ever heard. i got a stiffy

didnt we all? :hihi: :hihi:

I didn't.? :P
You have no soul


Title: Re: I've Got A Story To Tell.
Post by: SLCPUNK on March 03, 2006, 06:17:37 PM
best story i've ever heard. i got a stiffy

didnt we all  :hihi: :hihi:

I didn't.  :P
You have no soul

Soul yes.

Penis no.


Title: Re: I've Got A Story To Tell.
Post by: GunsN'Gravy on March 03, 2006, 06:20:06 PM
My bad, didn't notice the lack of penis.


Title: Re: I've Got A Story To Tell.
Post by: SLCPUNK on March 03, 2006, 06:26:57 PM

That's what all the Wookies say...........


Title: Re: I've Got A Story To Tell.
Post by: GunsN'Gravy on March 03, 2006, 06:29:07 PM
They have better grammar and nicer moustaches.


Title: Re: I've Got A Story To Tell.
Post by: the dirt on March 03, 2006, 06:29:29 PM
The important thing is that when you both return, and recount the events of your expedition, I feel like crying.


Title: Re: I've Got A Story To Tell.
Post by: Gaymo, the Hobbit on March 03, 2006, 06:31:29 PM
yes. i'm waiting for that even more than on CD... it's gonna change my life


Title: Re: I've Got A Story To Tell.
Post by: Butch Français on March 03, 2006, 06:54:24 PM
it'll sure be a revelation to most people!


Title: Re: I've Got A Story To Tell.
Post by: Gunner80 on March 03, 2006, 08:50:10 PM
I see a brokeback sequel already.........

It'll be a summer you never forget boy..........
I was thinking the same thing.  :rofl:


Title: Re: I've Got A Story To Tell.
Post by: GunsN'Gravy on March 03, 2006, 09:04:42 PM
You can smell the late night's already.


Title: Re: I've Got A Story To Tell.
Post by: Markus Asraelius on March 06, 2006, 12:31:54 PM
If we could put the jokes away for a minute, I'm actually excited  : ok:

The funny thing is is that I don't even know SLCPunk's real name.  :hihi:


Title: Re: I've Got A Story To Tell.
Post by: Sin Cut on March 07, 2006, 03:19:03 AM
I believe his indian name is "Anal Cry For Pain"


Title: Re: I've Got A Story To Tell.
Post by: Elrothiel on March 07, 2006, 03:22:44 AM
In that case, SLC stands for Sore Little Crack... :rofl:


Title: Re: I've Got A Story To Tell.
Post by: the dirt on March 07, 2006, 03:56:15 AM
Will U. Lickett


Title: Re: I've Got A Story To Tell.
Post by: Elrothiel on March 07, 2006, 03:59:15 AM
:rofl:

Only if it's clean! :hihi: Now where's that washing up liquid.... ??? :hihi:


Title: Re: I've Got A Story To Tell.
Post by: Gaymo, the Hobbit on March 07, 2006, 07:26:36 AM
now is every thread turning into a sex thread? :)


Title: Re: I've Got A Story To Tell.
Post by: makane on March 07, 2006, 08:21:50 AM
now is every thread turning into a sex thread? :)
it's the virgins (http://www.aq2suomi.com/forum/images/smiles/whip.gif)


Title: Re: I've Got A Story To Tell.
Post by: Markus Asraelius on March 07, 2006, 11:39:54 AM
I was honestly hoping SLCPunk would come in here and tell me his name but I guess he's kind of scared of this thread now.


Title: Re: I've Got A Story To Tell.
Post by: Elrothiel on March 07, 2006, 12:19:33 PM
:hihi: Never mind.... maybe he will later.

And not EVERY thread is turning into a sex thread! Yea sure, sometimes we make sex comments, but it doesn't change the whole thread!

Now suck on the proverbial cock, beeyatch! :hihi: