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Title: Chinese Democracy in April? from laut.de Post by: lastroots on February 27, 2006, 11:06:13 AM Hey folks, a member of gunsnroses-forum.de just received the newsletter from laut.de. I will post the German version here as long as I'm worjking on a translation. Contains countless hints on G U N S:
Use your illusion! Gro?e Ereignisse werfen ihre Schatten voraus: Bald erscheint das neue Album einer US-Band mit vier Buchstaben und aus diesem Grund durfte die deutsche Presse vergangene Woche in deren neues Werk hineinlauschen. Auf der CD, die wir in M?nchen zu h?ren bekamen, war m?chtig viel Musik drauf und mancher Kollege sch?ttelte auch im Beisein zweier Bandmitglieder ungeniert sein Haar dazu. Mehr kann ich an dieser Stelle glaube ich nicht offen legen, ohne dass ich meinen Chef auf direktem Wege zu einer Reise in die Park Avenue nach New York n?tige. Zwar gibt es sicher weitaus schlimmere Pl?tze auf dieser Welt, allerdings auch weitaus sch?nere Gr?nde hinzufahren, als den, bei ruppigen New Yorker Anw?lten ein Proseminar ?ber Vertragsbruch zu belegen. Was n?mlich unweigerlich jedem Journalisten bl?ht, der vor Mitte April sein Maul zu weit aufrei?t, wie es der dreiseitige Medien-Kontrakt gesch?nt formuliert. Was ich allerdings sagen kann: es geht nicht um Korn. Welcome to the jungle, El Don Miguel Zapato. Quelle: laut.de /lastroots Title: Re: Chinese Democracy in April? from laut.de Post by: Gaymo, the Hobbit on February 27, 2006, 11:07:34 AM it's the new tool record
Title: Re: Chinese Democracy in April? from laut.de Post by: lastroots on February 27, 2006, 11:13:21 AM translation:
Use your Illusion! Great events are approaching: The new album from a US-band with four letters will be released soon, and that's why the German press was allowed to listen to their new work last week. On the CD which we were able to listen to in Munich, was a whole lot of music, and some colleagues headbanged along with two bandmembers. I believe I can't reveal more here, or my boss will force me on a journey to Park Avenue, NY. Sure, there are worse places in this world, but also more beautiful reasons to get there, instead of making a proseminar with rude lawyers about braking contracts. Cause that's what will happen to every journalist, who says too much before mid April, as is said in the three paged media-contract. All I can say is: I'm not talking about Korn. Welcome To The Jungle, El Don Miguel Zapato source: laut.de (newsletter) /lastroots Title: Re: Chinese Democracy in April? from laut.de Post by: Lucs on February 27, 2006, 11:13:52 AM "das neue Album einer US-Band mit vier Buchstabe"
The new album of a US band with four letter. Guns N'Roses is more than four letter, tool is alright. Title: Re: Chinese Democracy in April? from laut.de Post by: lastroots on February 27, 2006, 11:15:07 AM I also thoght about tool in the first place, but maybe four letters means GUNS, and also all the other hints on Guns....
I dunno... /lastroots Title: Re: Chinese Democracy in April? from laut.de Post by: Dont Try Me on February 27, 2006, 11:16:07 AM translation: Use your Illusion! Great events are approaching: The new album from a US-band with four letters will be released soon, and that's why the German press was allowed to listen to their new work last week. On the CD which we were able to listen to in Munich, was a whole lot of music, and some colleagues headbanged along with two bandmembers. I believe I can't reveal more here, or my boss will force me on a journey to Park Avenue, NY. Sure, there are worse places in this world, but also more beautiful reasons to get there, instead of making a proseminar with rude lawyers about braking contracts. Cause that's what will happen to every journalist, who says too much before mid April, as is said in the three paged media-contract. All I can say is: I'm not talking about Korn. Welcome To The Jungle, El Don Miguel Zapato source: laut.de (newsletter) /lastroots lets see..........a 4 letter american band........ Guns N' Roses G.......U........N.......S.........N'.....R......o.....s.......e....s 1.........2........3.....4..........5.....6........7....8.....9.......10 naaaah ?:hihi: Title: Re: Chinese Democracy in April? from laut.de Post by: Neemo on February 27, 2006, 11:16:25 AM "das neue Album einer US-Band mit vier Buchstabe" The new album of a US band with four letter. Guns N'Roses is more than four letter, tool is alright. gotta be Tool, but that is still awesome news : ok: Title: Re: Chinese Democracy in April? from laut.de Post by: darknemus on February 27, 2006, 11:17:30 AM Weird all the Guns references, though.
-darknemus Title: Re: Chinese Democracy in April? from laut.de Post by: WARose on February 27, 2006, 11:18:28 AM if it`s actually tool ( there`s no way they meant gnr with those 4 letters...), why did they start the letter with "use your illusion" end ended it with "welcome to the jungle"?? to fuck with people wating for gnr??
Title: Re: Chinese Democracy in April? from laut.de Post by: Neemo on February 27, 2006, 11:20:40 AM dunno, good point. Tool used GnR references before though :-\ for reasons we still don't know :no:
Title: Re: Chinese Democracy in April? from laut.de Post by: pilferk on February 27, 2006, 11:23:20 AM Gotta be tool...but the 4 letter thing could be "Guns", one of their nicknames.
I still think it IS tool, though. Title: Re: Chinese Democracy in April? from laut.de Post by: lastroots on February 27, 2006, 11:24:49 AM As I said, I also thoght of tool in the first place, but:
Use your illusion PA, NY (as far as I know, there's Sanctuary, correct me if I'm wrong) rude lawyers, contracts telling people to shut up (aka Axl's biggest hobby) not Korn (Axl attended Korns tour party recently) Welcome To The Jungle four letters: Maybe G U N S, maybe G N ' R (a bit far stretched, but whatever) /lastroots Title: Re: Chinese Democracy in April? from laut.de Post by: sic. on February 27, 2006, 11:27:11 AM The freakiest TOOL / Guns speculation since the 'two-hearted turkey' newsletter. :hihi:
Title: Re: Chinese Democracy in April? from laut.de Post by: Lucs on February 27, 2006, 11:28:00 AM Well, even if they talk about GNR it doesn't make the schmilblick move :D I mean, we still don't have any REAL official information about when will Chinese Democracy be released...
Only www.gnronline.com will tell us the truth... lol! Title: Re: Chinese Democracy in April? from laut.de Post by: jasran on February 27, 2006, 11:43:13 AM Isn't Axel in Europe or something right now??? Maybe he's in Munich : ok:
Title: Re: Chinese Democracy in April? from laut.de Post by: Saul on February 27, 2006, 11:44:02 AM GNFR? or maybe the band is now called "rose" .... lol
Title: Re: Chinese Democracy in April? from laut.de Post by: Out_Ta_Get_Me on February 27, 2006, 11:48:44 AM Wasn't Axl pictured in the airport recently and was apparently going to board a plane which flies to Europe?
Title: Re: Chinese Democracy in April? from laut.de Post by: WARose on February 27, 2006, 11:53:16 AM yeah, but that was feb 16th... so he could be anywhere right now : ok:
and by the way.... isn`t sanctuary managing tool , too? Title: Re: Chinese Democracy in April? from laut.de Post by: Nytunz on February 27, 2006, 12:02:05 PM Okay!
This is weird! I know that it has to be Tool they are talking about! It happens that Tool are in Europe on a promotour right now. I know that because they wrote it on theyr website, and "VG" norwegian newletter, had e story on them yesterday! So This is Tool they are talking about But the strange thing is. Why the GNR mentions? Remember the Tool newsletter, where they mentioned Axl and his "two hearted" turkey? Its odd, but there seam to be something strange about the two bands Or, it could be just the wrighter who is confusing us with the whole story. Thats what i think. But, u can see in the festival line up, Tool is playing on some of the fest. GNR are headlingng. Would be cool with Tool & GNR touring together. Title: Re: Chinese Democracy in April? from laut.de Post by: Nytunz on February 27, 2006, 12:03:43 PM yeah, but that was feb 16th...? so he could be anywhere right now : ok: and by the way.... isn`t sanctuary managing tool , too? no, i dont think so.. Volcano or something.. Title: Re: Chinese Democracy in April? from laut.de Post by: Luigi on February 27, 2006, 12:07:34 PM Why else would Axl be at the tool party? maybe cause GNR and Tool will tour together :yes:
Title: Re: Chinese Democracy in April? from laut.de Post by: RnT on February 27, 2006, 12:10:37 PM Isn't Axel in Europe or something right now??? Maybe he's in Munich? : ok: BINGO!! 4 letters !!! ;D Title: Re: Chinese Democracy in April? from laut.de Post by: lastroots on February 27, 2006, 12:10:57 PM Why else would Axl be at the tool party? maybe cause GNR and Tool will tour together :yes: korn.... not tool /lastroots Title: Re: Chinese Democracy in April? from laut.de Post by: Nytunz on February 27, 2006, 12:11:17 PM Why else would Axl be at the tool party? maybe cause GNR and Tool will tour together :yes: wasnt it at Korn ?party Axl attended? Title: Re: Chinese Democracy in April? from laut.de Post by: WARose on February 27, 2006, 12:13:07 PM Why else would Axl be at the tool party? maybe cause GNR and Tool will tour together :yes: wasnt it at Korn party Axl attended? yes :hihi: but isn`t there any connection between tool/sanctuary? label?? maybe tool is announcing chinese democracy..... : ok: Title: Re: Chinese Democracy in April? from laut.de Post by: Nytunz on February 27, 2006, 12:19:43 PM Why else would Axl be at the tool party? maybe cause GNR and Tool will tour together :yes: wasnt it at Korn? party Axl attended? yes :hihi: but isn`t there any connection between tool/sanctuary?? label?? maybe tool is announcing chinese democracy..... : ok: i dont know about that. Would be funny. Its weird with all the Tool GNR paralells.. Title: Re: Chinese Democracy in April? from laut.de Post by: Thorned Rose on February 27, 2006, 12:22:15 PM All I can say is: I'm not talking about Korn. That is rather strange... who knows? Management for GnR sucks. Title: Re: Chinese Democracy in April? from laut.de Post by: LovedAlien on February 27, 2006, 03:18:07 PM well thisis from a german source, maybethefour letter thing was just a misprint? i really can't understand why, if indeed they are talking about tool, they would use all the gnr references.
Title: Re: Chinese Democracy in April? from laut.de Post by: WARose on February 27, 2006, 03:22:26 PM well thisis from a german source, maybethefour letter thing was just a misprint? i really can't understand why, if indeed they are talking about tool, they would use all the gnr references. you you mean the "4" was a misprint and they wanted to write 10 instead? :rofl: :rofl: Title: Re: Chinese Democracy in April? from laut.de Post by: Nytunz on February 27, 2006, 03:24:17 PM well thisis from a german source, maybethefour letter thing was just a misprint?? i really can't understand why, if indeed they are talking about tool, they would use all the gnr references. well, why would they say, that it was not Korn ? Coz Korn hmm... yeah, i guess that name has 4.... letters? Title: Re: Chinese Democracy in April? from laut.de Post by: jbenzz on February 27, 2006, 04:24:51 PM It's obvious that GN'R will be releasing CD under Tool's name. No one will expect that. Tool hasn't been working on a new album, it's all a conspiracy.
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