Here Today... Gone To Hell!

we all have horrible memories of past dates that have gone horribly wrong. It would be interesting to hear some stories.

well a few months ago a friend of mine set me up with this girl that he went to church with, so i said okay, why the hell not. so i meet him, his girlfriend, and this girl at oh charley's. this girl is pretty damn cute too. so the whole thing is going pretty well except that 15 minutes into the whole thing i forget her name and i have to think of some clever response when ever she talks or mentions something to me withought getting her name involved in the sentence. so hear comes the check and the bill 45 bucks with are checks together (i was planning on paying for her bill), turns out i was thirteen bucks short. and it may not seem like a big deal but things like that humiliate me. after i asked to cover the rest of the bill nd the tip she kinda rolled her eyes but everything was still cool, i geuss. so she gave me her number and i wrote it down on my hands and after she left i went to the restroom and sure enough i washed my hands washing the number off. i never saw her again.

I went out on a date with a chick once and she seemed ok till she smiled.


Im not normally too shallow of a person but she only had like 4 front teeth and they were fuckin bluish black lookin


I made up an excuse and took her home.


Horrible shit.

You're mean Donnie.

I am not!!!!!!!! :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying:


I couldnt stop thinking "What if she tries to kiss me"

I didnt wanna even imagine what that would've been like.

Oh man you guys got the best stories.

Yeah I went on a group hang to meet this girl , I brought 3 drunk friends she brought one of her friends. Turns out she wasn't as great as the pictures I got, so my friend spent the night talking to some random stranger cause my friend was wasted and found out how hes had a couple heart attacks and shit. I spent the night hitting on this girls friend who was way hotter and yeah! wooooooo!

there is no point, just wanted to share with the board and see what other people had to say about there past experiences. smart ass,

I've never been on a truly awful date.

Once this guy asked me out and I agreed to go, he said we'd go out to dinner, he took me to this awful pizza place and I ended up paying the bill for both of us. I didn't really mind, that stuff doesn't really bother me, but then he suggested we go and get ice cream, I paid for that too... afterwards we went for a drink at this little place in the city, yep, I paid for his drinks as well.

I'm not stingy or tight with my money, but he asked me out, and yet I paid for every single damn thing, lol.

This happened to me a few times.

anyone ever been out on a date and all the chick can do is talk about her ex boyfriend?

happened a few times and there were never 2nd dates.


I went out with this chick once and she started flirting with other guys right in front of me.

fuckin nerve on that chick.

then she had the nerve to email me askin me why I didnt talk to her anymore.


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she spent the whole night crying about her ex who had his head chopped of when he fell off his motorbike.i know this sounds bad but after 3 hours of this i would of gladly been the one on the bike instead.he got a lucky escape.
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heh, good work by the guy ;D

PRICELESS!!!!!! :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

Maybe she talked his head off????   :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

Back in 2001, this guy I know wanted to set me up with one of his sister's friends. I'm not a big blind date fanatic, but I agreed. I had only talked to her once on the phone. We were gonna go see a movie, but I was starving to death, so when I picked her up we went to eat at Arby's. I went and ordered for us, and about 5 minutes later, I noticed lice crawling down her neck, and she started picking them off. I immediately got up and drove off and left her there. I dont know how she got home, and I dont care. That was such a gross experience. I went to walmart later that night and bought me some of that lice shampoo, and some flea powder for my car. The sad thing is that she was cute, and I cant imagine how a girl could have such bad hygiene.

I was a student, i was 17 and he was a stage manager of 30 who earned a good living because he worked on musicals ?

We go to a restaurant for our second date and the bills turns out to be something like 65 pounds ? He told me he had forgotten his wallet ? so i had to pay for everything ( take in mind that i had 50 pounds per week for all, food, lodging, etc) .

I should have known, he was the biggest asshole i ever dated.

PS ;

Should someone know him, he is called Alexander Walker. And i still have something to sort out with him. :rant:

Once a girl bailed out on me. She said she had to rush off and fill her car with gas before the gas station closes  :hihi:

I guess we didn't hit it off  :rofl:

Quality.

Fancy taking me out some time?

Not really a date, but I was out with this girl and I told her that I didn't want to see her anymore...We hadn't been going steady or anything, but...Yeah, so she was pretty drunk, and after I told her she went off on one...It got pretty heated, and I told her to fuck off and turned around to go back to my mates, who were behind us. As I turned around she fell over and smashed her face open. I didn't see, because I had turned around, but all of my friends did...Ambulance and everything. She was wasted, kept saying that I had done it.

That was pretty bad.

I was on a date with this girl, she looked pretty good but then she started talking about weight lifting and how much she can lift and how she's been working out for four years now, three times a week.

That time I got images flashing in my mind where she's telling me to go fetch some beer while she's watching football and how she?d beat me up for not making the dishes, then I noticed she had wider shoudlers than me and that was about it. She invited me over to visit her later on the evening at her place (to prolly back up her weight lifting? :hihi:) I told her I'll call if I'm not busy, I never called.

My second bad date or screw up prolly was that when I was on a date with a girl and went later a few drinks at her place and called her twice by a wrong name while in bed ;D. After that I never called by name unles I was dead sure I had it right.

thats quite possible  :rofl: :rofl: : ok: