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Title: Eugene Mirman Offers $100k For 20 Minute GN'R Reunion Post by: Jonx on February 03, 2006, 09:17:49 PM http://www.stereogum.com/
Eugene Mirman Offers $100k For 20 Minute GN'R Reunion From the new Paste: EUGENE MIRMAN: My first concert was Guns N' Roses opening for Aerosmith. It was awesome. I was in eighth grade. My brother took me. Could you imagine being 1,000 feet from Axl Rose and later Joey Kramer?! The best part? I got water in my knee and spent the next day in the hospital in surgery. (They cut my knee and drained it! Plus there was a med student who for 20 minutes kept missing the vein in my arm with the IV. She poked a lot of holes in me.) Still, thanks, Ilya (my brother), Axl, Slash, Mr. Tyler, Joe Perry and the rest of the gang for rocking so hard. I hereby offer $100,000 (an amount I don't have) if Guns N' Roses re-forms (with or without Steven Adler) and plays on SPIKE TV for 20 minutes." How about it Axl? That Botox isn't paying for itself. Apparantly the guy is some sort of comedian. News is slow..... So i thought id post it Jonx Title: Re: Eugene Mirman Offers $100k For 20 Minute GN'R Reunion Post by: Carlos_f_Rose on February 03, 2006, 09:21:26 PM Kind of weird, but funny... on the other hand I dont have Axl needs money...
Title: Re: Eugene Mirman Offers $100k For 20 Minute GN'R Reunion Post by: jameslofton29 on February 03, 2006, 09:25:29 PM A hundred thousand is chump change to Axl, and other members of GNR. Besides, the guy says in his lame "joke" that he doesnt even have the money. Just a crappy attempt at him getting publicity, and its working. Now if Bill Gates offered a 100 million for a one night reunion, then there's a chance it would happen.
Title: Re: Eugene Mirman Offers $100k For 20 Minute GN'R Reunion Post by: MR W,AXL ROSE on February 03, 2006, 09:30:18 PM hell,ill offer $1 million for a reunion,in cash.
Title: Re: Eugene Mirman Offers $100k For 20 Minute GN'R Reunion Post by: misterID on February 03, 2006, 09:37:13 PM I'll offer 1 dollar.
Title: Re: Eugene Mirman Offers $100k For 20 Minute GN'R Reunion Post by: Layne Staley's Sunglasses on February 03, 2006, 09:47:49 PM That Eugene guy went through all sorts of loops and hoops just for a one-liner at the end. If you're gonna take a lame-ass shot at someone, at least have the decency to get right to the point. Asshole probably lives in his mom's basement.
Title: Re: Eugene Mirman Offers $100k For 20 Minute GN'R Reunion Post by: MR W,AXL ROSE on February 03, 2006, 10:06:05 PM That Eugene guy went through all sorts of loops and hoops just for a one-liner at the end.? If you're gonna take a lame-ass shot at someone, at least have the decency to get right to the point.? Asshole probably lives in his mom's basement. :rofl:Title: Re: Eugene Mirman Offers $100k For 20 Minute GN'R Reunion Post by: PJ on February 03, 2006, 10:46:16 PM this guy is even funnier than the guy that is trying to get axl to sing in his weeding
Title: Re: Eugene Mirman Offers $100k For 20 Minute GN'R Reunion Post by: mega_music on February 04, 2006, 01:26:47 AM I'll offer 1 dollar. I'll even throw in 1 dollar and a pack of smokes!Make the total 100,002$ Title: Re: Eugene Mirman Offers $100k For 20 Minute GN'R Reunion Post by: WAR41 on February 04, 2006, 02:57:27 AM jesus, the guy was just trying to make a joke. All of a sudden he is using GNR to get his name out there and he lives in his mom's basement ::) . Oh I forgot, on the heretodaygonetohell message board no one has a sense of humor.
Title: Re: Eugene Mirman Offers $100k For 20 Minute GN'R Reunion Post by: jameslofton29 on February 04, 2006, 03:07:09 AM ? Oh I forgot, on the heretodaygonetohell message board no one has a sense of humor. Yep, you forgot. How dare you!! :hihi:Title: Re: Eugene Mirman Offers $100k For 20 Minute GN'R Reunion Post by: mikegiuliana on February 04, 2006, 05:37:46 AM poor steven adler :'(
Title: Re: Eugene Mirman Offers $100k For 20 Minute GN'R Reunion Post by: WARose on February 04, 2006, 07:47:11 AM well they were offered 10000000 each for playing 3 shows in germany :hihi:
Title: Re: Eugene Mirman Offers $100k For 20 Minute GN'R Reunion Post by: Carlos_f_Rose on February 04, 2006, 09:28:02 AM Who offered 1 million bucks each?
Title: Re: Eugene Mirman Offers $100k For 20 Minute GN'R Reunion Post by: Mr Cowbell ? on February 04, 2006, 10:32:04 AM For only $100,000 the GnR lineup would look like
Steven Adler - Drums Tracii Guns - Guitar Vince Neil in quilt - vocals Mark St. John(of kiss) -guitar Jerry Dixon (of warrant) - on bass Yamaha - Programmable Portable Keyboard with 61 Full-Size Touch Sensitive Keys and General MIDI YPT-300 --- Keyboards Title: Re: Eugene Mirman Offers $100k For 20 Minute GN'R Reunion Post by: elevendayempire on February 04, 2006, 11:17:27 AM I was thinking, if I won that EuroMillions ?125 million lottery jackpot, I would've shelled out for a GN'R reunion. Or, hell, a free concert in Hyde Park with, say, New GN'R, the Chilis and the Foos, or something.
SG Title: Re: Eugene Mirman Offers $100k For 20 Minute GN'R Reunion Post by: Carlos_f_Rose on February 04, 2006, 11:19:48 AM If I won the lottery (something like ?125 millions) I would give 25 millions to a reunion...
Title: Re: Eugene Mirman Offers $100k For 20 Minute GN'R Reunion Post by: Evolution on February 04, 2006, 11:23:41 AM Good man Eugene. A bit of action finally.
Title: Re: Eugene Mirman Offers $100k For 20 Minute GN'R Reunion Post by: GNR - CROATIA on February 04, 2006, 12:10:19 PM well? ?they were offered 10000000 each for playing 3 shows in germany :hihi: When was that??? What cities did that include? Title: Re: Eugene Mirman Offers $100k For 20 Minute GN'R Reunion Post by: Colt 1911 on February 05, 2006, 08:32:17 AM Fuck the reunion shit god damn theres a new band offer 100k for axl to do a concert.
Title: Re: Eugene Mirman Offers $100k For 20 Minute GN'R Reunion Post by: WARose on February 05, 2006, 12:05:26 PM well they were offered 10000000 each for playing 3 shows in germany :hihi: When was that??? What cities did that include? i don`t remember exactely. it included cities like cologne and munich..... don`t know if it was legit though..... i think i read it here .... Title: Re: Eugene Mirman Offers $100k For 20 Minute GN'R Reunion Post by: Crashdiet on February 05, 2006, 01:21:30 PM I think it would have to be an huge amount of cash before axl ever stepped on stage with the old guys. afterall if he did that it would be like admitting the last 13 years have been a waste of time.
major major dough. Title: Re: Eugene Mirman Offers $100k For 20 Minute GN'R Reunion Post by: AxlsMainMan on February 05, 2006, 07:48:16 PM If I had the cash, Id say fuck a reunion, and offer Axl say 5 million for an allday tour of his mansion and studio, plus as the icing on the cake: an exclusive sneak preview of Chinese Democracy....and it's successor ;)
Title: Re: Eugene Mirman Offers $100k For 20 Minute GN'R Reunion Post by: CAFC Nick on February 06, 2006, 12:40:02 PM A preview?
Wouldn't you want the whole album? Title: Re: Eugene Mirman Offers $100k For 20 Minute GN'R Reunion Post by: bad tripp on February 06, 2006, 02:38:47 PM jesus, the guy was just trying to make a joke. All of a sudden he is using GNR to get his name out there and he lives in his mom's basement ::) . Oh I forgot, on the heretodaygonetohell message board no one has a sense of humor. No kidding, lighten up. |