Here Today... Gone To Hell!

For instance take me. I still read comic books.

Why is it "amusing" that Axl reads? He's obviously intelligent, and most intelligent people read. I would actually like to know what kinds of books he reads besides 'A Scanner Darkly'. You can tell alot about a person by their taste in books.

i know a few years back he did a halloween party at his house and invited groups of disabled kids.he actually dressed up and went around greeting poeple for an hour before revealing that it was actually him.there was a fun fair,zoo,decorations n stuff all over his house.so maybe he does a lot for charitys and disabled kids.

haha

u guys should read the book "survivor" by chuck palahuniuk (sp?) , guy who wrote Fight Club. Great book, finished it in 2 days

Maybe he does dinosaur tea parties with Beta's (or whoever's) kids or something. It's probably "Yea we are going to play with Uncle Axl today."

So if he's doing dinosaur tea parties, then he might also be into watching the Wiggles with them too. Axl probably get's all crazy singing Fruit Salad and Dorothy the Dinosaur with them and pretending he's Captain Feathersword.

"Arg, me harties...I'm Axl oops...I mean Yar...I'm Captain Feathsword!"

As long as this album is taking it seems like it has become more of a hobby than a career.? :-[
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"Ive read that he works out for up to 4 hours a day."

If he does this is all post Rio 3.

^thats some nice work with photoshop




//jerno

Axl: Buckethead! Tommy!

Two keyboards and Dizzy fall to the ground with a
crash, then Axl himself tumbles over.

YODA: (shaking his head) Hmm. Control, control. You must learn control.

Axl: I saw...I saw a practice room in LA.

YODA: Mmm. Friends you have there.

Axl: They were fighting.

YODA: It is the future you see.

Axl: Future? Will they quit?

Yoda closes his eyes and lowers his head.

YODA: Difficult to see. Always in motion is the future.

Axl: I've got to go to them.

YODA: Decide you must how to serve them best. If you leave now, help
them you could. But you would destroy all for which they have fought
and suffered.

Axl is stopped cold by Yoda's words. Gloom shrouds him as
he nods his head sadly.

YODA: Axl! You must complete the training.

Axl: I can't keep the vision out of my head. They're my friends. I've
got to get them out of the Practice room and on tour.

YODA: You must not go!

Axl: But Bucket and Tommy will quit if I don't.

Merck's VOICE: You don't know that.

Axl looks toward the voice in amazement. Merck has
materialized as a real, slightly shimmering image near Yoda.
The power of his presence stops Axl.

Merck: Even Yoda cannot see their fate.

LUKE: But I can help them! I feel the Force!

Merck: But you cannot control it. This is a dangerous time for you, when
you will be tempted by various basketball games.

YODA: Yes, yes. To Merck you listen. The House of Blues. Remember your failure
at the House of Blues!

Axl: But I've learned so much since then. Master Yoda, I promise to
return and finish what I've begun. You have my word.

Merck: It is you and your abilities Velvet Revolver wants. that is why your
friends are made to suffer.

Axl: And that is why I have to go.

Merck: Axl, I don't want to lose you to VR the way you lost
Slash & Duff to VR.

Axl: You won't.

YODA: Stopped they must be. On this depends. Only a fully trained Jedi
Knight with the Force as his ally will conquer Weiland and his Velvet Revolver.
If you end your training now, if you choose the quick and easy path,
as Slash and Duff did, you will become an agent of evil.

Merck: Just a little Patience. Mmmmmmm yeah, Some more patience.

Axl: And sacrifice Bucket and Tommy?

YODA: If you honor what they fight for...yes!

Axl is in great anguish. He struggles with the dilemma, a
battle raging in his mind.

Merck: If you choose to face VR, you will do it alone. I cannot
interfere.

Axl: I understand. (he moves to his Ferrari) Dizzy, fire up the
Engine.

Dizzy: fuck this I'm going on my own solo tour

Merck: Axl, don't give in to free tickets -- that leads to riots.

Axl nods and climbs into his car.

YODA: Strong is VR. Mind what you have learned. Save you it can.

Axl: I will. And I'll return. I promise.

Dizzy closes the door. Merck and Yoda stand watching as
the roar of the engines and the wind engulf them.

YODA: (sighs) Told you, I did. Reckless is he. Now matters are worse.

Merck: That boy is Sanctuary's last hope.

YODA: (looks up) No. There is another.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Best post of '06 so far Neemo easily...

i want the life size doll with the vibrating penis lol.
 :hihi:

this thread killed me!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Best post of '06 so far Neemo easily...

But my question for you is if Axl isn't Sanctuary's last hope, then who is?

Elton John? :hihi:

kinda ok book. but great name buddy.

i dont think axl has a lot of friends, i'm sure he chats on msn a lot tho.
maybe he cooks. maybe he sleeps. or play mario kart ds. maybe he is just normal. maybe we don't care :)

Axl runs up the right side of the stage. At
that instant, Weiland's megaphone comes down across Axl's right
forearm, knocking his bule microphone flying.
In great pain, Axl squeezes his forearm under his left armpit
and moves back along the Stage to its extreme end. Weiland
follows. The crowd's chant subsides. Axl holds on. There is nowhere
else to go.

Weiland: There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you. You do not yet
realize your importance. You have only begun to discover you power.
Join me and I will complete your training. With our combined strength,
we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the Recording Industry.

Axl: I'll never join you!

Weiland: If you only knew the power of the dark side. Slash never told
you who wrote the intro to Sweet Child O'Mine.

Axl: He told me enough! He told me he did it.

Weiland: No. It was Adler!

Shocked, Axl looks at Weiland in utter disbelief.

Axl: No. No. That's not true! That's impossible!

Weiland: Search your feelings Axl. You know it to be true.

Axl: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Weiland: Axl. You can destroy Nu GnR. Yoda has foreseen this. It is
your destiny. Join me, and we can rule the Recording Industry as "Revolvers and Guns".
Come with me. It's the only way.

Weiland puts away his Megaphone and holds his hand out to Axl.
A calm comes over Axl, and he makes a decision. In the
next instant he steps off the Stage platform into the Crowd. Scott
looks over the platform and sees Axl falling far
below. The Crowd roars with joy and a wind begins to blow at Weiland's Police Hat and the torrent
finally forces him back, away from the edge. The roar soon
fades and wounded, Axl begins to drop fast, unable to grab
onto anything to break his fall.

Weiland: No. It was Adler!

ive heard rumours that axl farts too? :peace:

But was that for recreation? Because I will tell you....that can be seriously fun.

haha

u guys should read the book "survivor" by chuck palahuniuk (sp?) , guy who wrote Fight Club. Great book, finished it in 2 days

Then again , maybe it was this picture that had everyone thinking axl had gotten fat ...

(http://www.annagnr.com/images/axl-desenho1.jpg)

 :hihi:

I've heard that in his spare time axl likes to make figurines of himself like these ,

(http://www.annagnr.com/images/boneco-axl-german-04.jpg)
(http://www.annagnr.com/images/boneco-axl-01-frente.jpg)
(http://www.annagnr.com/images/bonecoaxl1.jpg)

does anybody know where i can get these figures from

(http://www.annagnr.com/images/axl-desenho1.jpg)

Where did those action figures come from? I didnt know they existed


 :peace:

You can't tell anything by what someone reads. I can prove it.
For instance take me. I still read comic books.

So if he's doing dinosaur tea parties, then he might also be into watching the Wiggles with them too. Axl probably get's all crazy singing Fruit Salad and Dorothy the Dinosaur with them and pretending he's Captain Feathersword.

Why is it "amusing" that Axl reads? He's obviously intelligent, and most intelligent people read. I would actually like to know what kinds of books he reads besides 'A Scanner Darkly'. You can tell alot about a person by their taste in books.

Why is it "amusing" that Axl reads? He's obviously intelligent, and most intelligent people read. I would actually like to know what kinds of books he reads besides 'A Scanner Darkly'. You can tell alot about a person by their taste in books.

For someone who's mocking, you know THEM pretty well, don't you ?

For someone who's mocking, you know THEM pretty well, don't you ?

Maybe the Wiggles will open for GNR!!!!!

Are you kidding? @ rir3 he was HUGE , and not huge=fat , he was ALOT bigger then I had ever seen him and he was packing alot of muscle mass with a small amount of noticable body fat!!! I think he really musta been throwing around weights in the gym quite a bit at that time. Then after that he slimmed the fuck down so much you could tell he layed off going heavy at the gym and went and did a ton more cardio with his excercise program.

So many people harp on his "weight" @ RIR3 , total BS ... for the size he was at that show and carrying the muscle he did you had to have some extra fat too.

(http://www.rnb.hpg.ig.com.br/axlgrn33.jpg)

I mean you can see right there that he is not only much larger then say when we last saw him but he also still has muscle definition.

Compare the next two pics , he looks tiny in the first pic compared to the second ..

(http://www.rnb.hpg.ig.com.br/axlros69.jpg)(http://www.rnb.hpg.ig.com.br/axl.ht97.jpg)

But you can tell the muscle tone/definition is still there , it's just that he gained more muscle mass.

IMHO , it was one bad pic that got posted everywhere and that pic alone created the whole "OMG, Axl is FAT" bs that ran rampant ... it's a sorry ass side angle shot at the end of the show after he's been winded and crouched in a very unflattering way ... and that pic is this one ,

(http://www.mygnr.com/bootleg/2001/RockInRioIII/RIR_III_PIC_AXL_28_BIG.jpg)

a great songwriter usually reads a lot.

Or they just have really good drugs.

Lol...yea. I have even been 2 two of their shows....at least they had beer there for all the dads.



You can't tell anything by what someone reads. I can prove it.
For instance take me. I still read comic books.


 :hihi:   it does answers a lot of questions!    :hihi:

Just kidding btw


Can't argue with that.



I am really thinking Axl is into transcedental meditation.