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Title: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: duderedman on January 31, 2006, 03:31:01 PM
Hey all, I'm working an extremely long-shot effort to get Axl Rose to perform at my wedding. I'm writing weekly letters to his manager and label, and I've started up a blog to rustle up support.

http://getaxlforourwedding.blogspot.com/

Also, I've started a petition:
http://new.petitiononline.com/AxlRose/petition.html

I'd much appreciate it if you could check out the website, sign the petition, and forward this info to as many gunners as you can!

Thanks, and may the power of Appetite for Destruction be with you!

best
MATT


Title: Re: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: Markus Asraelius on January 31, 2006, 03:31:58 PM
one word: stupid.


Title: Re: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: Origen on January 31, 2006, 03:43:09 PM
You've got more chance of John Lennon and Elvis Presley doing a duet of Rap Superstar.


Title: Re: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: Grouse on January 31, 2006, 03:43:54 PM
Lock? ;)


Title: Re: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: Jamie on January 31, 2006, 03:48:09 PM
Sorry man that shit will not work, he'll probably be more likely to play at his own funeral then to play at some randomers wedding.


Title: Re: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: Elle on January 31, 2006, 03:57:50 PM
well you don't get if you don't ask  :)


Title: Re: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: WAR41 on January 31, 2006, 04:03:16 PM
well, assuming by some miracle the guy does show up at your wedding... and he performs, and he dances with grandma, and he drinks champagne, etc.... do you really want what is supposed to be YOUR wedding day upstaged by a 40+ year old rock star who you would have just met that evening?  I am amazed that you convinced your wife to be to even let you try and get him to come. 

Good luck though, I have to admit it may be one of the more original ideas I have heard to get Axl out into the public. 


Title: Re: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: Warren on January 31, 2006, 04:04:11 PM
Hey all, I'm working an extremely long-shot effort to get Axl Rose to perform at my wedding. I'm writing weekly letters to his manager and label, and I've started up a blog to rustle up support.

http://getaxlforourwedding.blogspot.com/

Also, I've started a petition:
http://new.petitiononline.com/AxlRose/petition.html

I'd much appreciate it if you could check out the website, sign the petition, and forward this info to as many gunners as you can!

Thanks, and may the power of Appetite for Destruction be with you!

best
MATT
:rofl:


Title: Re: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: lastroots on January 31, 2006, 04:06:15 PM
Dude, you know Axl will sue you for spamming, don't you? ???


/lastroots


Title: Re: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: journey on January 31, 2006, 04:08:21 PM
Matt's right, you can't make any sales, if you don't make any calls. :hihi:

I hope he plays at your wedding!

Come on Axl, do it for the kids!  :beer:


Title: Re: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: duderedman on January 31, 2006, 04:12:29 PM
Technically we already eloped, so this is more of a wedding celebration. Unupstageable.

And I look forward to that first letter from Axl's lawyers. That's when I know he's heard of me!


Title: Re: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: younggunner on January 31, 2006, 04:23:14 PM
if you can come up with prob 5-10 million you might be able to get him to listen


Title: Re: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: ppbebe on January 31, 2006, 04:26:19 PM
Good luck!


Title: Re: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: Christos AG on January 31, 2006, 04:33:55 PM
Sometimes I wonder if stupidity has any limits at all...  ::)

Locked.


Title: Re: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: AdZ on January 31, 2006, 05:04:24 PM
Pow. Unlocked.

Let him dream.


Title: Re: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: duderedman on January 31, 2006, 05:08:45 PM
Thanks for keeping the dream alive!


Title: Re: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: nonlinear on January 31, 2006, 05:22:47 PM
hrm, i looked at your silly blog and read the first letter you sent to axl. 

i think he would be more inclined if you didn't insult him and say things like "We?re here when you want us, screwed when you don?t" and "the tour was canceled and I was left out to dry. A lot of your fans were left out to dry"

i wish you luck but i'm not signing your stupid petition



Title: Re: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: duderedman on January 31, 2006, 05:25:12 PM
Well he has been toying with us, we all know that.

Although I agree, probably not the way to win his heart. My second letter will be more conciliatory.

You are free to not sign, but you shall receive no credit if/when Axl does perform at my wedding.


Title: Re: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: nesquick on January 31, 2006, 05:54:04 PM
funny.


Title: Re: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: conny on January 31, 2006, 06:04:54 PM
LOL...  :rofl:

Good luck man, you'll need it!  : ok:


Title: Re: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: Dok on January 31, 2006, 06:14:05 PM
Whew! That is (in a long, long time), the most insane post I have read as far as Axl is concerned.  :no:


Title: Re: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: Markus Asraelius on January 31, 2006, 06:20:14 PM
I'm not signing the petition either because I think it's a waste of time and effort. But, go right on ahead if you want to break down the wall yourself.


Title: Re: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: W. Botaxl Rose on January 31, 2006, 06:22:48 PM
If Axl has any sense of humor, he'll agree to do it & not show up.  :hihi: That would be great!


Title: Re: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: noonespecial on January 31, 2006, 06:28:17 PM
"If Axl has any sense of humor, he'll agree to do it & not show up.   That would be great!"

Oh that's good :hihi:


Title: Re: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: duderedman on January 31, 2006, 06:41:18 PM
I'll be sure to have Scott Weiland in reserve just in case...the ol' belt and suspenders approach.

  : ok:


Title: Re: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: the dirt on January 31, 2006, 06:42:15 PM
Axl will be playing in my basement sometime in July, so it doesn't look promising for your wedding, sorry dude. :peace:


Title: Re: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: misterbrownstone on January 31, 2006, 06:50:43 PM
how the fuck did this thread get to 2 pages :rofl: :hihi:


Title: Re: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: Markus Asraelius on January 31, 2006, 06:53:30 PM
Pow. Unlocked.

Let him dream.

Hey look. Everybody it's a showdown between the mods. oooh  :rofl:


Title: Re: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: the dirt on January 31, 2006, 06:57:07 PM
Pow. Unlocked.

Let him dream.

Hey look. Everybody it's a showdown between the mods. oooh? :rofl:

Greece has been overruled :yes:


Title: Re: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: Jessica on January 31, 2006, 06:58:33 PM
Hmm, food, drink, single girlies, all expenses paid for ?

There are worst things to do... :hihi:


Title: Re: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: pilferk on January 31, 2006, 07:11:45 PM
Hey all, I'm working an extremely long-shot effort to get Axl Rose to perform at my wedding. I'm writing weekly letters to his manager and label, and I've started up a blog to rustle up support.

http://getaxlforourwedding.blogspot.com/

Also, I've started a petition:
http://new.petitiononline.com/AxlRose/petition.html

I'd much appreciate it if you could check out the website, sign the petition, and forward this info to as many gunners as you can!

Thanks, and may the power of Appetite for Destruction be with you!

best
MATT

Matt,

There's a very easy way to book Axl (and probably GnR)......pony up the cash.? Probably to the tune of a million bucks (start negotiations at 500k) plus travel and expenses, transportation, stage rental, equipment rental, security, and standard rider provisions....

Short of that, man...it's not just a longshot, it's a pipe dream.


Title: Re: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: PJ on January 31, 2006, 07:44:22 PM
like you sig pilferk
"You can use your illusion
Let it take you where it may"

this is the most funny thread ever i think...





Title: Re: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: SuperMike on January 31, 2006, 08:15:25 PM
whoa,whoa,whoa


people take it easy on the guy. so what if this sounds far fetched. Why are you so sure it's not going to happen? you never know.......


Title: Re: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: C0ma on January 31, 2006, 08:22:57 PM
I had extra invitations for my wedding back in September. So for the hell of it we shot Axl (and a few other random celebs) to our wedding just for the fun of it.


Title: Re: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: erose on January 31, 2006, 08:29:54 PM
once in a while these really great threads apear  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

good luck on the wedding tho dude, you deserve it!


Title: Re: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: RnT on January 31, 2006, 08:52:10 PM
Dude, be sure that Axl won?t sing Back Off Bitch
 :hihi:


Title: Re: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: KillYourIdols on January 31, 2006, 08:56:57 PM
Lol I was gonna say that Axl needed to book it and then not show up but someone beat me to it. :)



Title: Re: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: Kujo on January 31, 2006, 08:57:36 PM
I can see it now, soon as someone takes a picture of Axl performing and nobody attempts to retrieve the camera......
"Thanks to the lame ass security at this wedding, I'm going home!"


Title: Re: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: Rhythm-n-Booze on January 31, 2006, 09:12:36 PM
Let's start a fund to reach 1 million so axl can perform a special concert for us all  8)


Title: Re: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: younggunner on February 01, 2006, 01:45:09 AM
this just in:
Splat has learned that Axl will not be attending any fan weddings.


Title: Re: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: anythinggoes on February 01, 2006, 04:26:53 AM
this just in:
Splat has learned that Axl will not be attending any fan weddings.

cant find that on the site  :confused:

he should perform november rain and have the video in the back ground :rofl:


Title: Re: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: jameslofton29 on February 01, 2006, 04:30:26 AM
this just in:
 
Madagascar88 had a lengthy one on one interview with Axl. Axl told him that he will do this wedding, but the location and date of the wedding are top secret. Axl gave him permission to tell his mygnr fan club this information, and horde it over all other forums.


Title: Re: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: jimmythegent on February 01, 2006, 04:44:34 AM
If Axl has any sense of humor, he'll agree to do it & not show up.? :hihi: That would be great!

and if you're really lucky, he'll throw a hissy fit, cause a riot and then issue a lofty, paranoid, rambling press release blaming you for CD delays!? :peace:


Title: Re: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: Cocaine__tongue on February 01, 2006, 04:49:00 AM
Damm, let Axl start a riot in the wedding!!! :

Who's that guy over there taking pictures?? A proffesional photographer?? What? F$&k him. Thanx to the lame ass security, I'm gone!!!! :hihi:

A riot develops short after and a divorce is expected soon...


Title: Re: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: anythinggoes on February 01, 2006, 05:02:58 AM
Damm, let Axl start a riot in the wedding!!! :

Who's that guy over there taking pictures?? A proffesional photographer?? What? F$&k him. Thanx to the lame ass security, I'm gone!!!! :hihi:

A riot develops short after and a divorce is expected soon...

i want to be the person diving through the cake  :hihi:


Title: Re: Get Axl For Our Wedding!
Post by: Cocaine__tongue on February 01, 2006, 05:09:05 AM
Damm, let Axl start a riot in the wedding!!! :

Who's that guy over there taking pictures?? A proffesional photographer?? What? F$&k him. Thanx to the lame ass security, I'm gone!!!! :hihi:

A riot develops short after and a divorce is expected soon...

i want to be the person diving through the cake? :hihi:

Uhm, riots, weddings, sounds familiar :hihi: