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Title: how would you die?
Post by: Gunna_girl01 on January 30, 2006, 10:38:20 AM
if you had a choice how would you die?

i have always said i want to fly before i die, so hopefully i would die while sky diving.... or i would want to die with adreniline pumpin thru my blood, like motox riding or cuttin sick in a worked up car  :P

or i would like to die while im at a acdc, gunna's or metalica concert


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: MR W,AXL ROSE on January 30, 2006, 10:51:17 AM
 ??? :nervous:


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: Skeletor on January 30, 2006, 10:52:09 AM
A roundhouse kick to the face by Chuck Norris.


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: SLCPUNK on January 30, 2006, 10:57:41 AM
At the age of 75, going 100 MPH in my BMW while having sex with my 19 yr old wife.................


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: Genesis on January 30, 2006, 10:59:52 AM
By the return swing of the roundhouse kick that killed Skeletor.


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: Where is Hassan Nasrallah ? on January 30, 2006, 12:32:54 PM
At the age of 75, going 100 MPH in my BMW while having sex with my 19 yr old wife.................

poor girl :(


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: MR W,AXL ROSE on January 30, 2006, 12:36:39 PM
by hitting my head on a table after fighting with a midget at a freddie mercury,cocaine n booze fun fuelled party  :beer:


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: journey on January 30, 2006, 03:19:31 PM
A roundhouse kick to the face by Chuck Norris.

 :rofl: :rofl: That's too funny!

I'd like to die saving someone's life.


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: Aava on January 30, 2006, 03:39:14 PM
Few millilitres Dormicum and 20 millilitres Kaliumklorid, in my vein.


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: the dirt on January 30, 2006, 03:43:15 PM
Like Body played by Patrick Swayze (In Point Break at the end.


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: Evolution on January 31, 2006, 02:20:01 AM
Some kind of exciting, yet painfree way.


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: Sin Cut on January 31, 2006, 02:39:40 AM
Fighting.

I'd hate to die of old age, hospitalized on the bottom of some bed, not knowing who I am or who are the people coming to visit me.

But dying in a fight of a just reason, yeah, I could live with that


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: SLCPUNK on January 31, 2006, 03:11:35 AM
Fighting.

I'd hate to die of old age, hospitalized on the bottom of some bed, not knowing who I am or who are the people coming to visit me.



God no. Please don?t let me join the diaper patrol.


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: Skeletor on January 31, 2006, 06:22:54 AM
Fighting.

I'd hate to die of old age, hospitalized on the bottom of some bed, not knowing who I am or who are the people coming to visit me.

Maybe you could die fighting the people who come visit you? That would kind of combine the two :)


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: Sin Cut on January 31, 2006, 06:29:47 AM
Fighting.

I'd hate to die of old age, hospitalized on the bottom of some bed, not knowing who I am or who are the people coming to visit me.

Maybe you could die fighting the people who come visit you? That would kind of combine the two :)

now that would make it to the tabloids :D


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: Lisa on January 31, 2006, 07:00:20 PM
In my sleep...or at least in bed ;)


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: Markus Asraelius on January 31, 2006, 07:03:43 PM
With a girl shoving her booty in my face until I can no longer breathe.


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: Jessica on January 31, 2006, 07:05:48 PM
Falling asleep peacefully


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: Mr. Dick Purple on February 01, 2006, 10:56:31 AM
Agree with jessica I'd hate dying struggling or something  :no:


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: Carlos_f_Rose on February 01, 2006, 11:21:03 AM
At the age of 75, going 100 MPH in my BMW while having sex with my 19 yr old wife.................

poor girl :(

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: Jim on February 01, 2006, 11:43:08 AM
Drowning, probably.

I'd like to die saving someone's life.

But see, then you probably wouldn't have done a very good job at saving that persons life.

I mean, if they were drowning, you went out to save them and then just drowned as well...

Boy, would you have egg on your face.


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: AxlsMainMan on February 01, 2006, 12:38:03 PM
How about skydiving guys?

Like think about it...

Your body free falling through the clouds so fuckin' fast...

Your hair tickles your face as the wind blows over you so gently..

Nothing but the whole world to see below you...

Then you just close your eyes, and death plants its calm grasp on your shoulder..


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: kaasupoltin on February 01, 2006, 12:42:22 PM
In a car, after I shot the driver (=Vince Neil)  :yes:


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: the dirt on February 01, 2006, 12:43:52 PM
How about skydiving guys?

Like think about it...

Your body free falling through the clouds so fuckin' fast...

Your hair tickles your face as the wind blows over you so gently..

Nothing but the whole world to see below you...

Then you just close your eyes, and death plants its calm grasp on your shoulder..

Yeah! Similar to surfing (or actually riding it wrong) a massive wave and having it propel you to the bottom at a tremendous nature-fueled speed.


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: AxlsMainMan on February 01, 2006, 01:42:23 PM
How about skydiving guys?

Like think about it...

Your body free falling through the clouds so fuckin' fast...

Your hair tickles your face as the wind blows over you so gently..

Nothing but the whole world to see below you...

Then you just close your eyes, and death plants its calm grasp on your shoulder..

Yeah! Similar to surfing (or actually riding it wrong) a massive wave and having it propel you to the bottom at a tremendous nature-fueled speed.

Yeah, dying surfing sure wouldn't be that bad.. :drool:


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: journey on February 01, 2006, 08:26:05 PM
Drowning, probably.

I'd like to die saving someone's life.

But see, then you probably wouldn't have done a very good job at saving that persons life.

I mean, if they were drowning, you went out to save them and then just drowned as well...

Boy, would you have egg on your face.

Well at least I'd die trying to save them from drowning. Besides, it's the thought that counts. ;)


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: Queen of Everything on February 03, 2006, 07:30:27 AM
Quietly... Happily!


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: Megaguns on February 03, 2006, 07:59:47 AM
lethal injection is supposed to be pretty painless.... better than a firing squad anyway.


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: Gunna_girl01 on February 07, 2006, 03:04:10 AM
Agree with jessica I'd hate dying struggling or something? :no:

yeah i would hate to run out of breathe, i would hate sitting somewhere waiting to die, like if i was in the middle of the ocean


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: makane on February 07, 2006, 08:29:02 AM
I'd like someone to shoot me in the head (not right now)
or maybe some sort of drug incident.


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: Carlos_f_Rose on February 07, 2006, 11:35:09 AM
If I could choose how to die, It would be at  69 years old, once fulfilled and accomplished all my dreams and goals... and become a martir :D   :hihi:  :peace:


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: nevermiss24 on February 09, 2006, 09:51:43 PM
At the age of 75, going 100 MPH in my BMW while having sex with my 19 yr old wife.................
thats original but wat about ur 19 year old wife wouldnt u feel bad about her and wat kind of 19 year old would want to have sex with a 75 year


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: Jim on February 10, 2006, 08:34:14 AM
thats original but wat about ur 19 year old wife wouldnt u feel bad about her and wat kind of 19 year old would want to have sex with a 75 year

You, in four or five years time.

SLC is 71, y'know.  :)


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: *Izzy* on February 10, 2006, 10:00:06 AM
thats original but wat about ur 19 year old wife wouldnt u feel bad about her and wat kind of 19 year old would want to have sex with a 75 year

You, in four or five years time.

SLC is 71, y'know.? :)

But gay marriage....?  :nervous:


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: Sin Cut on February 10, 2006, 10:10:50 AM
thats original but wat about ur 19 year old wife wouldnt u feel bad about her and wat kind of 19 year old would want to have sex with a 75 year

You, in four or five years time.

SLC is 71, y'know.  :)

But gay marriage....?  :nervous:

ask D, and the guy with ~250 porn dvd's (now you know why)


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: Guns N RockMusic on February 10, 2006, 10:16:35 AM
I think I'd climb an 8 story building and walk around the edges until I drew a huge crowd.? Hell, i'd probably call the news to get more attention brought to me.? After 300 or 400 people were below watching,? I'd paint napalm all over my self, light the fuses on the explosives underneath, catch myself on fire and jump righ into the middle of the crowd.? What a way to go out, a giant napalm bomb taking out a bunch of dumbasses who have nothing better to do than watch some stranger jump.


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: Evolution on February 10, 2006, 10:31:33 AM
I think I'd climb an 8 story building and walk around the edges until I drew a huge crowd.  Hell, i'd probably call the news to get more attention brought to me.  After 300 or 400 people were below watching,  I'd paint napalm all over my self, light the fuses on the explosives underneath, catch myself on fire and jump righ into the middle of the crowd.  What a way to go out, a giant napalm palm taking out a bunch of dumbasses who have nothing better to do than watch some stranger jump.

I like your style, sir.


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: Queen of Everything on February 10, 2006, 09:50:45 PM
thats original but wat about ur 19 year old wife wouldnt u feel bad about her and wat kind of 19 year old would want to have sex with a 75 year

Oh, I would.  If he was rich.



 :hihi:


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: SLCPUNK on February 16, 2006, 04:04:04 AM
thats original but wat about ur 19 year old wife wouldnt u feel bad about her and wat kind of 19 year old would want to have sex with a 75 year

You, in four or five years time.

SLC is 71, y'know.  :)

I've been cruising the jr high prom's in a rented BMW looking for my future wife.....................


thats original but wat about ur 19 year old wife wouldnt u feel bad about her and wat kind of 19 year old would want to have sex with a 75 year

i dont now wut kind of 19 yr old would want to shag an old man but if you find one please give her my email




Oh, I would.  If he was rich.



 :hihi:

I will be rich by the time you are 18................ ;D



Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: Where is Hassan Nasrallah ? on February 16, 2006, 07:50:56 AM
shot in the face by dick cheney   :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: Narcissa on February 16, 2006, 11:58:53 AM

The Ian Curtis way.


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: Sakib on February 16, 2006, 02:52:45 PM
i'd die chasing mosquitoes and kangaroos in a batman outfit


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: RichardNixon on February 17, 2006, 06:01:58 AM
Suffocated in the buttocks of a beautiful woman. 


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: Queen of Everything on February 20, 2006, 02:14:21 AM
i'd die chasing mosquitoes and kangaroos in a batman outfit

Only in Australia!


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: ClintroN on February 20, 2006, 02:58:39 AM
apparently i got nailed by the cross!!
yes, i have long hair, cheap wine n' a 3 day growth!!


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: Goldie on February 20, 2006, 03:10:39 PM
shot in the face by dick cheney? ?:hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

That is hilarious!!? :rofl:? You know that probably could be arranged! I'm sure cheney isn't doing anything important right now.

At least you added CHENEY to that remark. Being shot in the face by dick wouldn't be deadly....not unless you don't swallow fast enough anyway! ;D

That gives me an idea for the way I want to go~ Shot in the face by Axl's cheney dick.? :drool:




Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: Sin Cut on February 20, 2006, 03:20:47 PM
shot in the face by dick cheney   :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

That is hilarious!!  :rofl:  You know that probably could be arranged! I'm sure cheney isn't doing anything important right now.

At least you added CHENEY to that remark. Being shot in the face by dick wouldn't be deadly....not unless you don't swallow fast enough anyway! ;D

That gives me an idea for the way I want to go~ Shot in the face by Axl's cheney dick.  :drool:




Hello, I'm Axl


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: Goldie on February 20, 2006, 03:29:43 PM
shot in the face by dick cheney? ?:hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

That is hilarious!!? :rofl:? You know that probably could be arranged! I'm sure cheney isn't doing anything important right now.

At least you added CHENEY to that remark. Being shot in the face by dick wouldn't be deadly....not unless you don't swallow fast enough anyway! ;D

That gives me an idea for the way I want to go~ Shot in the face by Axl's cheney dick.? :drool:




Hello, I'm Axl

Funny that was not a red pube I pulled from my teeth! Liar!!? ;)


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: Sin Cut on February 20, 2006, 05:32:35 PM
shot in the face by dick cheney   :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

That is hilarious!!  :rofl:  You know that probably could be arranged! I'm sure cheney isn't doing anything important right now.

At least you added CHENEY to that remark. Being shot in the face by dick wouldn't be deadly....not unless you don't swallow fast enough anyway! ;D

That gives me an idea for the way I want to go~ Shot in the face by Axl's cheney dick.  :drool:




Hello, I'm Axl

Funny that was not a red pube I pulled from my teeth! Liar!!  ;)

Yeah, sorry I lied ;)

But a little lie didn't kill you!  :hihi:


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: Goldie on February 20, 2006, 08:49:44 PM
shot in the face by dick cheney? ?:hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

That is hilarious!!? :rofl:? You know that probably could be arranged! I'm sure cheney isn't doing anything important right now.

At least you added CHENEY to that remark. Being shot in the face by dick wouldn't be deadly....not unless you don't swallow fast enough anyway! ;D

That gives me an idea for the way I want to go~ Shot in the face by Axl's cheney dick.? :drool:




Hello, I'm Axl

Funny that was not a red pube I pulled from my teeth! Liar!!? ;)

Yeah, sorry I lied ;)

But a little lie didn't kill you!? :hihi:

Almost!  ;) I gotta little choked there!  :-*


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: Danny Top Hat on February 21, 2006, 07:59:55 AM
Eaten alive by army ants. : ok:


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: Carlos_f_Rose on February 21, 2006, 07:28:39 PM
I would like to die in poverty but living happily.


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: D on February 21, 2006, 08:42:13 PM
Suffocated in the buttocks of a beautiful woman.?


thats the line ill be in also! :hihi:


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: erose on February 22, 2006, 07:09:41 PM
without noticing it would be nice, wall asleep in my bed or some womans bed and then wake up in heave. :drool:

or by a heroin overdose, i've always wondered where the shit like "coma" came from, must be pretty exciting...


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: Axlfreek on February 23, 2006, 03:18:55 PM
taking my space helmet off in space. then float around the universe aimlessly.


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: MR.BROWNSTONE on February 23, 2006, 03:44:25 PM
A roundhouse kick to the face by Chuck Norris.

 :hihi:  :hihi:

I would like to go peacefully after I accomplished all my dreams and goals in life. 


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: Cooker on February 23, 2006, 04:04:32 PM
Peacefully in my sleep. Unlike the passengers in my car.  : ok:


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: Goldie on February 24, 2006, 06:12:19 AM
taking my space helmet off in space. then float around the universe aimlessly.

Woa! The 2001 death. Whew! You've got balls! Tell Hal I said Hi...on second thought, don't. Wouldn't it be quicker if the monalyth *sp* just fell on you?? ???


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: R4tfink on February 24, 2006, 06:17:53 AM
High and drunk and doing something so rock n roll it could not reported in any news at all.



Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: Goldie on March 09, 2006, 06:03:27 AM
Like this thread...

Everyone wants to be a part of it, but then forgets about it as it slowly fades away into oblivion.? :'(

Don't die little thread...We'll keep Dick Cheney away!!

Quick the defibulator!! ;D


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: Megaguns on March 09, 2006, 06:10:14 AM
skydiving would be a mad way to die..... parachute dont open.......4 seconds of panic.... then your high speed dirt....


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: Elrothiel on March 09, 2006, 04:48:50 PM
I want to die onstage, in a really dramatic way... like being lowered to the stage and the rope breaks and I fall to my death...

And then I want a huge huge huge funeral. And instead of a coffin, bury me in my house with me in the bed, and a computer, on, with MSN permanantly signed in, so that the people on my contacts list can send me messages. :rofl:


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: supaplex on March 10, 2006, 06:11:11 AM
on a motorcycle at 200mph or skydiving


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: Megaguns on March 10, 2006, 07:29:35 AM
on a motorcycle at 200mph or skydiving
u ride? what you got?  : ok:


Title: Re: how would you die?
Post by: supaplex on March 10, 2006, 07:32:22 AM
i'm don't have one  :'( but i'm working to see what i can do about it  ;D