Here Today... Gone To Hell!

Or is the soul a woman all along, trapped in the body of a man?

So now the soul has a gender?

I dunno.........

Does it?

I'm a 20 year old male, what do you think's on my mind all the time?

knowing you, i'd say naked men.

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im gonna go see jarhead, after lord of war, maybe a 2nd *good* american movie this year. ...
peace out !

" oil ? ... who says anything 'bout oil ? bitch you cookin ? " - black bush

on my mind..?

sex.. that's pretty much it. sex, and then a little bit of... wait... no. just sex.

I don't know what to do with my life. I'm 26 and stuck in the mud.

Am I going to see my ex at school tommorow, I called her a cunt after ignoring me for a week.

I love lamp!!!!!

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Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?

I wonder how they get the toothpaste in that tiny hole.... ???

knowing you, i'd say naked men.

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Knowing him...  I'd say naked SLC   :yes:


 :rofl:

They probably just build the container around the toothpaste.

Im eating cookies, and what-ever how in the world i download those videos? i put right click and nothing  :'(

Im one of those people who needs to hit the lottery so i can sit back, work out, watch TV? play video games and post on the internet the rest of my life with no worries.

Im still mildly hung over from saturday, and I hate it..

From Saturday?!?!?! How much did you drink? :no:

A boo festus....

 Chayqa tener no a sense, o else imaynalla todos para my friends x100ver. In mentela hassasin serial que likes a dicey Sumaj Shukka...

i am so mad and unhappy. and i hate everything.

boooo world. booo people.

I fucking hate pussys that yell at people from their car and then speed off as if your gunna sprint after them. FUCK! I hate them so much. But I was happy cuz some baller drove by and yelled "GET A HAIRCUT FAG!" a while ago then rear ended the car infront of him and some big dude got out and laid down the law. :smoking:

Maybe you should listen to some My Chemical Romance or write a poem about how much life sucks.

What u need to do Axl RocksMy World is start making yourself happy.

Fuck everybody and everything else.

I dont know u but it sounds like u try to make everyone happy while in return u make yourself miserable.

Get this attitude.

FUCK IT


just say FUCK IT.

if life isnt goin the way u want it, FUCK IT! do something else.
If u are dating someone and they make u miserable??? FUCK IT, kick em to the curb and start a new adventure.

Life is short for living so u gotta make sure thats what u are doing.

Dont give in to anyone, dont do shit just to please everyone, start living everyday for u.

u will be happier and u will find out who truly cares about u.


Now if I am totally wrong, just disregard this post.

What u need to do Axl RocksMy World is start making yourself happy.

Fuck everybody and everything else.

I dont know u but it sounds like u try to make everyone happy while in return u make yourself miserable.

Get this attitude.

FUCK IT


just say FUCK IT.

if life isnt goin the way u want it, FUCK IT! do something else.
If u are dating someone and they make u miserable??? FUCK IT, kick em to the curb and start a new adventure.

Life is short for living so u gotta make sure thats what u are doing.

Dont give in to anyone, dont do shit just to please everyone, start living everyday for u.

u will be happier and u will find out who truly cares about u.


Now if I am totally wrong, just disregard this post.

I really wish I was a teenager during the 80s. :'(

I was.......

Take my word on it........

It was fun!? ;D

Oh yea........and MTV was good back then too!

Bitch :rant:

Why do people go to the gym to fuckin socialize?


Today while I was workin out this guy and this girl sit on two benches and chatted the entire time I worked out, I was so fuckin annoyed and when Id use a machine next to them they acted like I was invading their space or some shit.

Good thing for them I value my YMCA membership cause I was soooooooo close to goin off and tellin them to rent a fuckin room or something, this is the gym motherfuckers, this aint no fuckin social hour.

Im a weird guy cause It takes a lot to annoy me or to make me mad, but shit like this does for some reason.

Not only are they being rude by taking up space and machines that others may need BUT they break my fuckin concentration, Im in there to work hard and when I see shit like that it breaks my concentration and pisses me off. same with fuckin cell phones.

So if u are at the gym and want to socialize, take it to a different area, there is plenty of room, go to the sauna or the jacuzzi or something but dont fuckin socialize beside me while Im getting things done.


Rant out!

In the past four quarts yours truly has obtained the ultimate in satisfaction. What I mean to tell thee is that I have gained quite a fondness in speaking the glorious tongue of old english. Thou may have witnessed this form of language before in works of great wordsmanship such as Shakespeare, well I have adopted that tongue, but I use it more scarecly then craftsmen such as Shakespeare, if I used his level of Old English I would lose many of thee and thou would be completely clueless of what I am saying at all.

So very lonely...


and horny... :'(

Ditto

Yeah. Saved yourself with your last sentance there, buddy.

Because my random thought was, that ain't Olde English at all.? ?:P

from now on im not gonna use punctuation so i have a better oppourtunity to see what nevermiss' next moves will be

from now on im not gonna use punctuation so i have a better oppourtunity to see what nevermiss' next moves will be

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cantbeatthatbutithinkwereontosumthinhereDQ :)

getting laid.
It's been 8 hours.

Of which I, we, slept four.

She's at school now.

One other thought, how often do other guys here need to get laid?

I'm about to die if it's over a week.

Luckily I get everyday now. Actually.. last week I had a four day pause.

I was devastated.

I didn't know Flavor Flav posted on here!? :hihi:

Your right hand?? ;)

hhhmmmmmmmmm

sex, dinner, alcohol, drugs, sex, drugs....

MUSIC

me crankin my soul music rite now....

imagining wat it would be like to see ACDC live, and sex? ::)

She's at school now.

Blue Cut, your tapping a school fuckin' girl now?? :hihi: : ok:

You mentioned a younger broad last time we spoke I though, but school girl? That's just too rich :drool:

Does she wear the outfit to bed, ahaha I demand spoilers!

On my mind: "Why does Northen Lights pot stink so fuckin' much when you bust it with scissors...like its a good smell but it gets in your hair and everything!"

sorry to spoil this, but she's 19.

her ex-bf is threatening to beat me up on a message board, now that's lame

Someone outbidded me on the ebay item I wanted. I was the highest bidder for three days, now all of a sudden someone bids on it. I'm pretty sure it's the seller. I hate when they do that. Well she can keep her stupid book.? :hihi:

I do that.? :-\? Sorry, but its the best way to win an item without driving the price up early.? Wait until the last minute or two then slip your bid in.? Wasn't me though, I'm not buying anything on ebay right now.

THE FINALLLL COUNNTTTDDDOOWWWNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :peace:

Too much Europe I guess?? ::)

I think she meant Axl's birthday :hihi:

I have state surveyors in my building today for a surprise visit!? Its so stressful.? Please, somebody wish me luck!

I have state surveyors in my building today for a surprise visit!  Its so stressful.  Please, somebody wish me luck!

My nipple ring is freezing me!?

It's cold in my apartment.  My toes are cold.  My nipple ring is freezing me!   :-\  I wish I could take a really warm bath... Aaah.  Till me roommate's wierdo boyfriend comes in and decides he's gotta take a piss   :nervous:
He's probably never seen a naked chick before  :hihi:  I'd just wait till he had his dick out and then throw open the shower curtain and imitate my lil Hiedi Klum pic on here.  Hah!  It'd be the best!  I'm serious this guy would just die.  He's so damn uncomfortable around women besides his girlfriend that he doesn't even talk! My roommate's a big girl and I know she'd beat my lil bitchy ass so bad but it'd be so worth it!  Haha!   :rofl: 

Not nice.  Shame on me.  *smacks hand* 

 I don't feel so good.  I think I'm getting sick cause my apartment is so damn cold    :'(

Yes, it's too cold   :yes:   :yes:   :yes:   :yes:   :yes:   :yes:   :yes:

 :rofl:

I can't believe I wrote this....? ?:-[

 :hihi:

It?s 02.40 am. here. I?m at the work. I?m dead tired.

We?re waiting for a patient (a dog with stomach torsio) to arrive. We are going to operate within hour, if the dog will manage that long, as they?re coming from very far.

Thats unreal girl, your obviously very dedicated and passionate about your work.

I had no idea you were a Vet

I?m not. I?m a vet technition.

Is a technition like an assistant or something?

Yep, a nurse.

I?m working at the Universital Animal Hospital in Helsinki, at the surgery department as a anesthesia nurse.


Operation is over now (06.30 am) and i?m going home get some sleep!

Here Stoned, just go to your local hospital and be a cleaner? : ok:

It's just a pity I earn close to fucking nothing.

Get to fuck! That's my job? :P

Yeah but your like still at school aren't ya?

I work in a supermarket, good enough?

Get to fuck! That's my job? :P

Malcolm in the Middle, drama_qween?

...Maybe not.

That episode was on yesterday over here.? 8)

Really? 'Fraid not my dear, t'was a random act of no particular (crappy teenage sitcom) induced inspiration!! ;)

Shame. Malcolm in the Middle fucking rules.

You're joking, right?

Fair enough if you don't like it; maybe you don't get the humour. But it is clearly an intelligent show for a comedy.

It's handled some issues really well, I hate when shows like Fresh Prince preach to you. Malcolm in the Middle manages to tiptoe around such issues, but still manages to get the point across if you're willing to pay close enough attention...

Add that to the fact that it's one of the funniest shows in recent times...

Okay, so the season before the one that is being shown (over here) at the moment dipped in form, but so far the latest one is great.

Definatly one of my favourite pre-watershed shows ever!

Fair enough, but there were I don't know how many seasons before that.? :P

And I really don't think that's fair. Hal is one of the greatest characters ever!

After Malcom has broken an old woman's arm:

Lois: You're lucky there's nothing of value in this house, or she would have sued us for everything we've got.
Hal, with a stern look on his face, nodding: Count your blessings son.


Dude! Fucking hillarious.

They're on the seventh season.? :P

A 4 hour operation?

Oparation took about two hours. Pre- and after-operation bloodsambles and threatments took some time..


I have a day off today.
I?ll meet my cousin tonight and we?ll head to the bar!

My nametag says "Domestic Assistant"? :smoking:

That just means you clean computers? :hihi:

Somenone else won the ebay item I wanted. I assumed I had it in the bag, since I was the highest bidder for two days straight. But she snuck in for the kill while I was out running errands yesterday.? :P

What supermarket do you work in?

You're a fool.

I wasn't really on a cigarette break (I haven't smoked in weeks, for one thing), I only said it because I knew it annoys the hell out of you. Hell, I wasn't even at work.

Hook, line and

Oh, Safeway. Morrisions, now, though.

You're a fool.

I wasn't really on a cigarette break (I haven't smoked in weeks, for one thing), I only said it because I knew it annoys the hell out of you. Hell, I wasn't even at work.

Hook, line and

Oh, Safeway. Morrisions, now, though.

This appears to happen to you often, eh?

Foo Fighters last night... Oh, my god.

What a show..

Shame on you, James!  Er, Jim... Shame, shame!!   >:(

im too gorgeous to be hung up over someone I cant have..even if the advice maybe true..

Well, with confidence like that you'll have no problem at all getting another girl.

I found white in my beard and I am only 26!

I wish I had ten billion dollars.

I wish I had ten billion dollars.

I'm debating on whether I should start eating fish again. I don't think I can.

Damn MSN, always some fucking problem with it.. :confused:

I uderstand you dude, drama and I always have the same disconection problems with that freaking MSN? :rant:

I uderstand you dude, drama and I always have the same disconection problems with that freaking MSN? :rant:

Damn right!!!  Boycott msn...


but Just wait for me to finish this conversation first...

THEn BOYCOTT MSN!!! :rant:

You fool, animals don't think!

They're like robots They react on instinct and nothing more.

Especially fucking horses................

Agree with jim, they react by instincts, they dont think as this is good or bad ;)

Jim calls everyone a fool. It's his trademark. ?:)

Well he should shut the fuck up...? or learn to be nicer.

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

What's that from?

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

Wow...........like some kind of Deep Thought..............

No no... this is the RANDOM thought thread... I have no clue what a Deep thought is.  Random.

Random.

Jim is a fool, so i wrote this ditty
Like Mr. T, for him i have pity.





 8)

Well he should shut the fuck up...  or learn to be nicer.

Did you just call me a fool?   :'(

With all due respect, Jim... that is the fucking stupidest thing I've heard in my life.

What's your fucking problem?  Fucking ban me, but you are so damn evil... 

Jim is a fool, so i wrote this ditty
Like Mr. T, for him i have pity.





 8)

I like how forgetful Jim is. I am still here!

You like it though, don't you?

No.  I know enough evil people, thank you....   :'(

Is it possible too still be in love with someone, even though you know you wont be heartbroken if you cant have since there are many new prospects on the horizon..? :-\

Anyways...I hope Summer stays the weekend with me as purposed.... :-[

Uhh, how I hate the cold weather outside....... :(

Well he should shut the fuck up...? or learn to be nicer.

Ohhh don't worry.  I used to hate Jim also.  Just ask Evo - he got the full force of my hatred rants!!

But now I think hes the schwikkidy-wack!!  ;)

Me too, 'tis freezing.

MCT and I are dating now.................


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That's too bad, so to you I'll be nice.  Now stop crying, foo...Err. Just stop crying.  :)

The two arseholes above you are a different matter though. Stoned, shut up you bastard! You're banned.

Ohhh don't worry.  I used to hate Jim also.  Just ask Evo - he got the full force of my hatred rants!!

But now I think hes the schwikkidy-wack!!  ;)

We are all mates in the end... (http://www.wrestlingworld.it/Historical/stablegallery/hillbillyfamily.jpg)

See Chelle?!? Everything turns out fine!!!?

You know, that hurt.