Here Today... Gone To Hell!

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it IS a dildo. it's all over tha place in paris this xmas. in several department stores.

I have to admit, I stared at thing way too long trying to figure out how it worked.  But I think I understand now.

Please explain...

You are a smart guy, I'm sure you can figure it out.

Its a creative device, actually.  But that duck's bill looks a little uncomfortable.  Nevermind, as I was typing I figured out the purpose of that too.  Funny.

You'll have to wait until Jarmo's online.

Nobody has the power to ban you except for Jarmo.

Why don't you just not post here?

You may be getting on peoples' nerves. So please control yourself.

i think nixon (et al) needs to actually see how it works...us guys are not too bright ya know...so we need someone to demonstrate to get the full effect ;D

Sephora is selling dildos now?

to massage your *back* ....

but the thing is that it looks so much like a toy, that some kid will take it in the bath and get electrocuted ....
can you get shocked by two AA batteries ?

It's waterproof ! They thought of everything! :)

[kramer mode]
nothing is waterproof, waterproof is the biggest scam ever !
[/kramer mode]

Am I the only woman here who is willing to explain it?? I'm sure I'm not the only one who can figure it out.? But now I'm going to look like I know a little TOO much about these things.? Ok, look closely at the duck's head, remind you of anything?? Once you figure out what that is, the rest basically falls into place.


No.? A lot of women's "massagers" are waterproof and are expected to be used in the tub, at least sometimes.? Not to mention women's electric razors too.? But 2 AA batteries doesn't seem very powerful to me.? But I'm no expert, I swear.?

Sterling seems to know a lot about these things .... *suspicious* ..... ?____?

hmmm...i see...and what about those duck lips,what are they for? is that so you can hang in on the wall or something?


















and before you answer, im teasing you :) ;) :P

Im not into those things really, I wouldnt like my girl to do that, if she has me.... anyway Im in love dudes :D

Aww!  I want one!!   :D    ... I just need a new toy   ;D

Rumor is when "Chinese Democracy" is released, each CD will come with one of those duck dildos as a bonus for waiting so long.

wtf is with the lips...where the hell do they go

they seem out of place

use your imagination  :o

What are lips on people for?

Ok...from what I gather the head goes inside

but the lips are all non-symmetric...aren't they just gonna poke you from the inside?

But I think I figured out what the tail is for!!

Wait a fucking second!! The head doesnt go inside! The head must be the handle...

The tail goes isnide...who here said that the head resembles a penis, I think you're wrong

I'm guessing there is more than one way to use it.  It is possible that neither go "inside".  And if it does, getting "poked from the inside" isn't always a bad thing.

LOL, I hope you don't think outloud like this before you go down on your girlfriend........