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Title: OZZY Says SLASH Offerred Him Money To Moon The Queen - Dec. 12, 2005
Post by: tomass74 on December 12, 2005, 09:08:09 PM
OZZY Says SLASH Offerred Him Money To Moon The Queen - Dec. 12, 2005 
 
Australia's Herald Sun is reporting that Ozzy Osbourne admits he was a few beers away from mooning the Queen, and cannot fathom why she would want to meet the "tattooed lunatic".

He said former GUNS N' ROSES guitarist Slash offered him cash to flash his rear at Royal Variety Performance last month and, had he not quit his wildman boozing days, he would have had the bare-faced cheek.

The BLACK SABBATH frontman, 57, said Slash offered him $9,000 to flash his behind during a recent Cardiff show.

"A few beers inside me and I would have double mooned the Royal Box," the self-styled Prince of Darkness told Britain's The People Sunday newspaper.

Osbourne from Aston, Birmingham, chatted with the Queen afterwards and said she was "really warm and friendly".

"I was standing next to that muppet thingy, Kermit the Frog, with Rod Stewart punching it in the head," he said. 
 


Title: Re: OZZY Says SLASH Offerred Him Money To Moon The Queen - Dec. 12, 2005
Post by: Evolution on December 12, 2005, 09:26:46 PM
 :rofl: If Ozzy did accept that cash, he would rewrite another chapter for himself in the book of R N' R legend


Title: Re: OZZY Says SLASH Offerred Him Money To Moon The Queen - Dec. 12, 2005
Post by: mrlee on December 13, 2005, 11:33:43 AM
:rofl: If Ozzy did accept that cash, he would rewrite another chapter for himself in the book of R N' R legend

LMFAO SLASH ROCKS  :beer:


Title: Re: OZZY Says SLASH Offerred Him Money To Moon The Queen - Dec. 12, 2005
Post by: Izzy on December 13, 2005, 12:41:37 PM
:rofl: If Ozzy did accept that cash, he would rewrite another chapter for himself in the book of R N' R legend

LMFAO SLASH ROCKS? :beer:

Actually thats pretty sad.


Title: Re: OZZY Says SLASH Offerred Him Money To Moon The Queen - Dec. 12, 2005
Post by: Mikkamakka on December 13, 2005, 01:28:01 PM
:rofl: If Ozzy did accept that cash, he would rewrite another chapter for himself in the book of R N' R legend

LMFAO SLASH ROCKS? :beer:

Actually thats pretty sad.

Sad? Why? How?  ???


Title: Re: OZZY Says SLASH Offerred Him Money To Moon The Queen - Dec. 12, 2005
Post by: jimmythegent on December 13, 2005, 04:54:24 PM
:rofl: If Ozzy did accept that cash, he would rewrite another chapter for himself in the book of R N' R legend

LMFAO SLASH ROCKS? :beer:

Actually thats pretty sad.

sad? c'mon lighten up


Title: Re: OZZY Says SLASH Offerred Him Money To Moon The Queen - Dec. 12, 2005
Post by: slitherz on December 13, 2005, 05:16:51 PM
doesn't Ozzy have much more money than Slash already?  :hihi:


Title: Re: OZZY Says SLASH Offerred Him Money To Moon The Queen - Dec. 12, 2005
Post by: tomass74 on December 13, 2005, 07:58:58 PM
:rofl: If Ozzy did accept that cash, he would rewrite another chapter for himself in the book of R N' R legend

LMFAO SLASH ROCKS? :beer:

Actually thats pretty sad.

Get a sense of humer... Damn... 


Title: Re: OZZY Says SLASH Offerred Him Money To Moon The Queen - Dec. 12, 2005
Post by: Butch Français on December 13, 2005, 08:16:04 PM
hahhahahahahha!! that's fuckin hilarious!
Slash is awesome!!


Title: Re: OZZY Says SLASH Offerred Him Money To Moon The Queen - Dec. 12, 2005
Post by: Izzy on December 13, 2005, 10:24:09 PM
:rofl: If Ozzy did accept that cash, he would rewrite another chapter for himself in the book of R N' R legend

LMFAO SLASH ROCKS? :beer:

Actually thats pretty sad.

Sad? Why? How?? ???

No wait its so cool, what a cool thing to do :confused:

Are u so easily impressed?


Title: Re: OZZY Says SLASH Offerred Him Money To Moon The Queen - Dec. 12, 2005
Post by: anythinggoes on December 14, 2005, 04:27:41 AM
:rofl: If Ozzy did accept that cash, he would rewrite another chapter for himself in the book of R N' R legend

LMFAO SLASH ROCKS? :beer:

Actually thats pretty sad.

Sad? Why? How?? ???

No wait its so cool, what a cool thing to do :confused:

Are u so easily impressed?

ah fuck come on that would of gone down in the legends of rock history books it would of the most talked about thing in a long time  :rofl:


Title: Re: OZZY Says SLASH Offerred Him Money To Moon The Queen - Dec. 12, 2005
Post by: Mikkamakka on December 14, 2005, 05:09:51 AM
:rofl: If Ozzy did accept that cash, he would rewrite another chapter for himself in the book of R N' R legend

LMFAO SLASH ROCKS? :beer:

Actually thats pretty sad.

Sad? Why? How?? ???

No wait its so cool, what a cool thing to do :confused:

Are u so easily impressed?

I didn't say it was cool since it wasn't. But sad?  :confused:  I reserve the word 'sad' for other things.


Title: Re: OZZY Says SLASH Offerred Him Money To Moon The Queen - Dec. 12, 2005
Post by: mikegiuliana on December 14, 2005, 05:30:14 AM
back in the day ozzy would have done it in a second

being sober sucks :yes:


Title: Re: OZZY Says SLASH Offerred Him Money To Moon The Queen - Dec. 12, 2005
Post by: tomass74 on December 14, 2005, 08:23:34 PM
:rofl: If Ozzy did accept that cash, he would rewrite another chapter for himself in the book of R N' R legend

LMFAO SLASH ROCKS? :beer:

Actually thats pretty sad.

Sad? Why? How?? ???

No wait its so cool, what a cool thing to do :confused:

Are u so easily impressed?

Get the fucking stick out of your ass... They were probably just joking around anyway.....


Title: Re: OZZY Says SLASH Offerred Him Money To Moon The Queen - Dec. 12, 2005
Post by: Gunner80 on December 14, 2005, 10:39:55 PM
:rofl: If Ozzy did accept that cash, he would rewrite another chapter for himself in the book of R N' R legend

LMFAO SLASH ROCKS  :beer:

Actually thats pretty sad.

Sad? Why? How?  ???
Izzy loves his Queen - that's why.


Title: Re: OZZY Says SLASH Offerred Him Money To Moon The Queen - Dec. 12, 2005
Post by: dr. light on December 15, 2005, 07:58:49 PM
being sober sucks very much


Title: Re: OZZY Says SLASH Offerred Him Money To Moon The Queen - Dec. 12, 2005
Post by: jmapelian on December 16, 2005, 05:29:05 PM
how funny is that :rofl:

to bad Ozzy's on the wagon


Title: Re: OZZY Says SLASH Offerred Him Money To Moon The Queen - Dec. 12, 2005
Post by: Krispy Kreme on December 19, 2005, 10:47:38 PM
OZZY Says SLASH Offerred Him Money To Moon The Queen - Dec. 12, 2005?
 
Australia's Herald Sun is reporting that Ozzy Osbourne admits he was a few beers away from mooning the Queen, and cannot fathom why she would want to meet the "tattooed lunatic".

He said former GUNS N' ROSES guitarist Slash offered him cash to flash his rear at Royal Variety Performance last month and, had he not quit his wildman boozing days, he would have had the bare-faced cheek.

The BLACK SABBATH frontman, 57, said Slash offered him $9,000 to flash his behind during a recent Cardiff show.

"A few beers inside me and I would have double mooned the Royal Box," the self-styled Prince of Darkness told Britain's The People Sunday newspaper.

Osbourne from Aston, Birmingham, chatted with the Queen afterwards and said she was "really warm and friendly".

"I was standing next to that muppet thingy, Kermit the Frog, with Rod Stewart punching it in the head," he said.?
 



Only $9000? For the Queen of England?!!?
I never thought Slash would be so cheap.