Here Today... Gone To Hell!

November 23, 2005


? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? NOTE FROM CHRIS:

? ? ? ? ? ?It's that time of the year when good Americans
? ? ? ? ? count their blessings -- even our president, who
? ? ? ? ? ? ? really hasn't been having the best year.


? ? ? ? ? ?The Top 9 Things George W. Bush Is Thankful For


? 9> Strategery.

? 8> FOX News!

? 7> Not pulling a Sharpie from his sock to autograph the Bible
? ? ?during his inauguration.

? 6> New Orleans usually votes Democratic anyway.

? 5> Pretzels. (Wait, that's what the rest of America is thankful
? ? ?for.)

? 4> Only 1153 days left in this lousy job.

? 3> "And mostly, I give thanks to Laura, for omprestanding my
? ? ?verzen of Americanese."

? 2> Animal crackers that come stuck together in various sexual
? ? ?positions.


? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? and the Number 1 Thing George W. Bush
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Is Thankful For...


? 1> Harriett Miers still thinks he's the bestest President ever!



? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?[? ?Copyright 2005 by Chris White? ? ]
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?[? ? ? ?http://www.topfive.com? ? ? ?]

#6 is quite disturbing especially when you think about all the lifes that were affected during that disaster.

Funny stuff.

"#6 is quite disturbing especially when you think about all the lifes that were affected during that disaster. "

Yeah and what's more disturbing is that it's actually true :yes: Actions speak louder than words

He is thankful for 9-11 more than anything.

noone takes bush seriously anymore. on the news he was shown not being able to open a door.

ooooooo !!!! :)

the ace.. So true it's good for all occassions

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This is the guy sending our kids off to die on a pack of lies.

Trying to run away from questions and finding a locked door, how ironic.

thats cuz Bush is an asswipe that can't rule the country for shit.

well he did rule with fear until the election was over, then they threw away the color coded warnings :hihi:

It's in the hole!!!

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I am by no means a Bush supporter, and while I think his party and more specifically the Neo-Cons exploited the tragedy of 911 to further their agenda, saying Bush is thankful for 911 is a bit much. As incompetent as I think he is, I don't think he is in any way happy that over 3000 Americans lost their lives. The guy is stupid, and his policies are very harmful, but he's not evil.

I didn't mean literally.

Ok, my bad.

Nr. 6 is not funny.

New Orleans is no laughing matter.

They are still in really bad shape, I know if it isnt pounded in the media, people forget.

Mass media does the thinking for the majority of Americans, unfortunately.

It sure wasn't, and look at W's response to it....stay on vacation.