Here Today... Gone To Hell!

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Can't say i blame her, for once, i kind of like the idea  :hihi: :hihi:




Former "Hollywood Madam" Heidi Fleiss says she plans to set up a brothel for women in the US state of Nevada.
Ms Fleiss says the "Heidi Stud Farm" will offer male prostitutes to female clients for $250 (?145) an hour.

She plans to open her business outside the town of Pahrump in Nevada, the only US state where some counties allow brothels to operate legally.

Ms Fleiss became notorious in 1995 when arrested for running a Hollywood call-girl ring for the rich and famous.

She served 21 months in prison, and made many in Hollywood nervous that her so-called "black book" of clients would be made public.

Ms Fleiss, 39, says she is sure her new service for women will be a hit.

"Women make more money these days, they're calling the shots, they're more powerful. And let's face it, it's hard to meet someone," she said.

"And then you've got the situation with the old husband leaving his wife for the younger girl, and the lady sitting at home crying.

"Well, now she has a place to go and say, 'Right back at you, buddy, and on your credit card'."

Legal problem

She is now seeking applications from would-be gigolos and hopes to have an initial "stable" of 20.

"The Hollywood Madam is looking for a few good men out there," she told Reuters news agency by telephone. "It's going to be an oasis in the desert."

She says she has gone into partnership with a licensed brothel owner in Nevada.

They plan to remodel one of his three establishments, the Cherry Patch, with features such as waterfalls, palm trees and skylights.

However, there is one problem. Nevada state law allows counties to deny brothel licences to convicted felons.

"There's still a little bit of legalities that we're working through," Ms Fleiss acknowledged. "But it's going to be okay".

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that's a good idea, but 250--just for 1 hour?  That's a little steep... :no:

AS long as the material's there :hihi: :hihi: ;D ;D

so...............when do i start? :smoking:

You mean, you THINK you can erect all day long and be imaginative andphysically versatile enough to please just about ANY woman ? from 18 to 108 years old ?

 :hihi:Proof :hihi:

Give 'em hell sister!

thats quite a challenge. but i'm young.........and drunk. i could have a boner 24/7 without the aid of viagra.

and grandmas need love too!
 :smoking:
i'm ver slim but.............so i can cover the niche markets for those kinky girls!

ok im going to bed............they can have sex with me while i'm asleep to..........i'm fine with it. bring on the rohipnol if they want. my body is theirs.

shiiiiiiiiiiiit i'm gonna rgertet all this in the morning :confused:

Why would women need this service?  Can't they get laid whenever they want?

Yeah sure, but sometimes we want it done properly :P

there are toys for that.

Toys can lay girls down and talk sensitive after sex?  :o

oh my god....you're not  serious right? :nervous:

i AM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

Women fucking male prostitues and all men seem to not understand why ?

EXACTLY WHY YOU DO

you read to many girls magazines....who wants to talk after great sex?? We only talk during and after bad sex :hihi:

During?? You mean lass :hihi:

I talk all the friggin time  ;D

Someone should PM Mr. Dick Purple about the job.

I'm going with the guys on this one - I don't really see why a girl would need this.  Shit, I usually have choices... :-\

well, maybe just so a guy doesn't judge what i do, what i want, how i want it, how i talk to him in the act, maybe i want a hard penis for over than 5 minutes and some FOREPLAY, so may as well pay for some and get the best around ?

Maybe then he won't get possessive, think he has a right to anything and shut his mouth when i don't want him to speak about WORK after sex and surely not his when i have my own too and also need to speak sometimes ?

Basically, pay for tranquility AND good sex.

As for having choices, yeah, cool, i have choices too, but different envellope, same man ( for a lot of them) so sometimes, i feel like i couldn't be asked, too much effort.

I love you, baby  :love:     ....    :hihi:


... Over my dead body!   :rant: 

... Haha   ;) 

^See she's my girl  : ok:
Thanks babe  :D

Holy crap I'm good  :hihi: