Here Today... Gone To Hell!

Brett Meisner performing 'Patience' in an exclusive private one-on-one concert given as part of The Meisner Mystery Giveaway prize.

http://www.rockandrollbadboy.com/videos/brett_meisner/brett-meisner-patience/

WOW just WOW

That was along time ago - not my best work...

Brett

Who's Brett Meisner?

Is that really Brett?

100% - It's me...

Brett

Is that video off line now, its not working with safair or firefox

I'm a rock critic and screenwriter from Los Angeles.

My site: http://www.rockandrollbadboy.com/

Brett

Try YOUTUBE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8KN9cb-odI

Brett

Then why are you singing?

I did it as a dare - I  used to sing 23 years ago with my band Spartacus - I'll admit, it's not that good. Axl actually watched it and laughed.

Brett

 Axl actually watched it and laughed.

Brett



How do you know that?

Dear Lord, what was the deal with the Crying dude (http://www.rockandrollbadboy.com/videos/mixed_bag/wrestling-fan-crybaby/)?

Yikes!

Cause I'm friends with Tommy - I've known him way bofore G'n R.

Tommy played it for AXL and said Axl kept playing it for people at his house calling me "the competition"

Brett

LOL, that's rich.............

hahh that was pretty funny. He should have learned the words a bit better...

Cool. Groovy singing too.

Since you have an inside track...do you know when CD is going to be released?

November, 2006

100%

Brett

You are going to get alot of people excited here if this is true.

Including Axl.
 :D

November 28th...right? :)

Any other info. you would care to share?

28th - correct.

Brett

100% Sure?

My sources tell me - and my sources have never been wrong.

Brett

November 28th huh??  Hmmmm... That sounds good as fuck to me. I hope you're right. Is this legal conversation for this board anymore, or will the thread and\or posts be deleted in a few minutes??

wots the first single??

Better according to what SLC said after he talked to wcc

http://www.rockandrollbadboy.com/photos/celebrities/axl-rose-miserable/

Whazzup wit dat, like.

I must have missed something.

so have I some 1 please explain???

 ???

good date. ?I was banking on end of November/early December. ?Nice read, hope this good is legit. ?What else has come true that you've said?

Brett you are out-doing yourself!  How's Morrison?  :hihi:

So, before I go around bragging to everyone how Democracy will be out Nov. 28 is it REALLY going to be out?  This is confirmed by who?  Just Bret?  Or does he have ties with management in some kind of way?

He said he is friends with Tommy..........right?

I do hope that Better is the first single and that the album will be out on Nov 28. ?I'm not entirely believing we have a bonifide inside source here....but I'm liking the news :hihi:

November 28th? okay. I'll believe it if this thread is deleted.

Brett...you want mad press coverage? Confirm the 28th for us!!  :hihi:

Who is this guy? If he's a big shot connected to GNR what is he doing actually hanging out around here?

Could just be some guy pretending to be Brett. Who knows......stirring up GnR fans is like boiling water.

thats friggin hilarious!!! i feel alittle sorry for that guy now  :hihi:

i think its pretty reliable, i mean Sladdi aswell as BP know the date, BP has said 6 weeks, which is 28th november. they wouldnt just make up a date.

Really?

yep



http://www.chinesedemocracy.com/viewtopic.php?t=19635&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

Thanks for the info. ?*So* excited for November to get here...

http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/5/prweb389326.htm

Woah.........check this out. ^

Here's what we do, somebody take a picture of him now and see if the release date shows up behind him.

Who's with me?

hahahaha lol that was funny  : ok:

Three Questions:


Who is Brett Meisner?

Who is this guy pretending to be Brett Meisner?

Why show up on a GNR board NOW of all times..?

Regarding Jim Morrison...


I spent 24 hours in Jim Morrison's Motel room for a TV special:

PART 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoiUa3OSbZg

PART 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqaZ9u-lDJ8

PART 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdujZzffHos

Obviously I survived...

Brett

thats really brett meisener.. he used to post on metal sludge awhile back...

hes a big time guy in LA

so wheres jarmo, this thread still isnt deleted and he deleted that Better ad in a heartbeat, but we got release dates flying from someones mouth and still we see the thread

Those YouTube Morrison videos are crazy. Good stuff. Was it fun?


So what have you heard in your inner circle about Chinese Democracy?

I can tell you where he is not................

haha, thats true

Brett - have you heard any of the new gnr stuff and how do you think the public will recieve it?

Can you get a message to Jim for me Brett?

How do we know you are who you are?

If it were really him, do you think he would just be willing to say the date onto a board?

Admins at Chinese Democracy also say Nov 28th so... i guess its legit.

Well then, Novemember 28th, Cant wait for it to get here

read the thread

No offense to Bret Michaels there, but I don't know if he is going to be the one to announce the release date. Something tells me that Merck/Axl/Gn'R are going to be the ones to do that.

Correction,

 Why do people believe this is Brett Meisner?

because he posts on alot of forums.. and writes JUST LIKE THAT

Cuz its fun

No offense to Brett Meisner, but why would anyone pretend to be Brett Meisner?  :peace: ;)

His name proves that!

And it's got a picture of him...............jeesh.  ::)




hahahahaha................... :hihi:

I was thinking the same thing. LMFAO.

I guess he is then.

The very fact that this thread still is alive, shows it is false.

 ;D

Check out the Second You Tube Link!!!!!!!  He Sings Patience to Jim Morrison's PICTURE  LOFUCKINL

Or keep it alive so we would think so.......

i was just looking over at chinese democracy and a guy was talking about this cd site with the date of the 21st, so who knows link is http://www.metacritic.com/music/upcomingreleases.shtml

I am Brett. Not sure why anyone would think otherwise.

How can i prove it?

Brett

How about some LEGIT proof that it IS the 28th?  If so, does promotion start next week, have you heard anything about that?

Post a picture of yourself holding todays newspaper like they do in kidnappings!

They were thinking about the 21st that way it would be in stores for the biggest shopping day of the year - day after Thanksgiving. ?The goal is to have it instores around holidays - every mom will buy for kids, etc. Friends buy as gifts, etc. ?People will be shopping heavily in November and December - the product needs to be on the shelf.

Brett

You can tell us everything you've fuckin heard in the past month regarding the release of Chinese Democracy!!! That's enough proof!! ?:yes:

An insider like you should have heard SOME sort of scoop....

Where'd you get the Chocodiles... and How many times did you wet your pants?     That was some funny shit.

The guy who edited the segment took everything out of context - making me look silly.

Brett

IF they wanted it in stores for Black Friday... They'd release it the 21st.  Plain and Simple. Not the 28th.  21st seems more likely if that's the argument.

Nope, wrong type of proof. We seek Chinese Democracy information. I could give a flying turd about "Chocodiles."

 :rant: :rant: :rant:

pretty cool brett : ok: tho i could do that song alot better. ?8)

hope your right about the date he he...

Hey Brett... even if that is the case it made for some great comedy.  Don't feel bad... it gives people a good laugh.  :)  I enjoyed it.  Any more 'bad luck' since.

Man I keep refreshing this thread hoping to read news on what we should expect out of CD!!!!  Come on Bret!

I could see no one else has the scrote to ask Meisner about some "Rock and Roll Historian-approved" inside info on Chinese D. ?;D

Agreed!

not true

Well if there is one DJ saying he is getting the track, then EVERYONE should be getting it.  I say e-mail radio stations and ask whats up with the new GN'R single!?!?!?!?

why, what the fuck???

i don't have anything against brett, infact i think he seems pretty cool, but why on earth do you think this guy knows anything about gn'r??? i mean c'mon people...  :no:

are you gonnu brownnose every fuckin' radio dj who mentiones gn'r and believe that they know anymore about gn'r than you do? the most uppdated dj's that talk about gn'r get their info from this very site anyway....

give it a rest, we'll hear it first.

November 28th, huh?

Time will tell.

Others have made claims before and none have proven reputable.

I'm not brown nosing anyone for Christ's sake. He claims to have some inside sources, so a few of us are trying to squeeze a little info out of him and see what he says. I don't brown nose people. I notice a lot of people here like to brown nose "Mr. Jarmo." He's just a board moderator...not Merck's official assistant.

So maybe everyone should stop BROWN NOSING the head of an unofficial internet message board and see what some industry vets have to say.

Please don't let Better be the 1st single. ?I'd hate to think after 13 years of waiting, the first single leaked 9 months before its release. ?That would be a huge letdown IMO. ?I dig the soong and all, but I was expecting to be blown away by the 1st single.

Whatever the single shall be, there will be at least 13 epic tunes

I'm just chillin on a Saturday night thats why EROSE. ?Drank way too much last night and now I'm stuck here with the benefits of feeling like shit, so I want some news damn it! ?But again there is a 1 IN 10 CHANCE TO GET THE RELEASE DATE RIGHT! ?With Dec. 26 and Nov. 21 out of the questionl, then its really a 1 IN 8 chance. ?

Why is November 21st totally out of the question?

Brett on second thought about your Jim Morrison Pic

One Time you said Tom Petty Snapped the Pic
Second Time you said that A tourist snapped the pic

I thought the threads were being removed because nov 21st wasn't true? ?

I wouldn't say it's totally out of the question.

Nov 28 and Dec 5 sound most likely to me, guess we just have to wait!!

thanks for emphesizing my point! this guy is an open book for christs sake, how smart are you , what the fuck makes you think you can squeeze anything relevant out of this nobody anyway?

keep on squeezing mister and good luck, btw have you tried to squeeze your local record store lol?...

and what the fuck has jarmo to do with anything i said? i didn't mention his name, i haven't shared any thoughts about the way he runs HIS board... be realistic and stick to the fuckin' facts.

I am just sick of everyone spending their time whining on this board like this. What authorizes you to analyze me questioning Brett? You are really that sad where you spend your weekend criticizing others on an internet message board about a few inquiries? Let me ask what questions I want. If you think I'm gonna stop asking people what they have heard through the grapevine about CD because of your request, you're dead wrong.

Look at the general picture here. I don't care if you have 3,000,000 of your useless posts crowding the message board. I never said YOU mentioned Jarmo at all.

I don't like to wasts posts on useless ranting like you, so I decided to address all the "Jarmo is the Messiah" bullshit I've been seeing while addressing your idiocy. I like the fact that he provides us a forum to discuss GnR, but to think he has release information regarding CD is ludicrous.

Do me a favor eRose, don't respond to my thread if I'm not asking you a direct question. I didn't ask for your 2 cents pal, so don't give them to me...unless you are that bored on a Saturday night. If you are trying to mock me for using the term "squeeze" you have failed at that as well. Childish games mocking word usage prove that you're just a dunce. So on that I must "emphesize" (correct spelling: em?pha?size http://www.thefreedictionary.com/emphasize) that you can kiss my ass.? :hihi:

Not to speak for anyone, but why should grog mug or anyone else be required to explain their pursuit of information to you?
 ???

Now that I got that out of my system...discussion is over on this. Let's get back to the topic at hand.


Brett...are you excited about the release of Chinese Democracy? And how do you feel about the return of the "World's Most Dangerous Band?" Any insight into the CD?

Was a joke on Sludge... then again Sludge itself is a joke.

looks like i missed the fun...
honestly, i'm sure my input isn't needed here but i like reading this board because everyone is such a devoted fan of gnr...but there's no need to be insulting to each other or get pissy.  we're all just trying to find out when this album is gonna hit stores, and it looks like it will be soon, exactly when we don't know yet but soon nonetheless.

whether your surprised or not, ALOT of industry people and musicians read/post on the forums... among them Tracii guns, snake sabo(skid row) just to name a few..

seriousely, you crack me up!

first of all i have to admit.. Originally i wasn't replying to your post, but to grog mugs post about refreshing this thread all the time for CD news. Now that i think about it, he might(unlike you) have said that as a joke(so i hope anyway)...

second, sorry pal for my horrible english. no excuse there... but you got my point anyway....

and since you seem to take a cheap shot at me for my post count i will defent myself by saying that i haven't spend 15 days of my life on this board just to whine, i'm not that sorry. read my fuckin' posts and you'll see that for your self...

third... and this is interesting!

"I don't like to wasts posts on useless ranting like you, so I decided to address all the "Jarmo is the Messiah" bullshit I've been seeing while addressing your idiocy. I like the fact that he provides us a forum to discuss GnR, but to think he has release information regarding CD is ludicrous"

here you are ranting you double talking jive motherfucker, let me ask you this, why are you here if it wasn't for gn'r news?? Answer: HTGTH comes up with the real gn'r news(that you can trust) FIRST. And let me correct you, it's spelled WASTE he he.

and just because i'm here 4 fuckin' 55 in the morning, after a long night out, doesn't mean i don't have my right to share my view before i go to bed, and who the fuck are you btw. you to call this YOUR thread lol????

and like i said, this has nothing to do with Jarmo, you can bitch and whine elsewhere, like in the the fuckin' bitchin' "Does anyone have a set of balls anymore?"  thread you so cleaverly managed to start! Brilliant : ok:

So the question is, who smashed your balls?? ??? :-* :o

Guys, not to be a killjoy, but Brett is the joke of the entire internet. He's constantly ragged on at Velvet Rope, Metal Sludge, etc., every kind of music forum you go on.

What for?

Just curious...............

Metalsludge isn't a site that should laugh at people, they are the true joke of  the interne.t

I was kind of thinking the same thing myself...........I have only bothered to read their shit a couple of times.

Whatever, I'm not wasting any more time with this. I accept your apology. Time to move on sir.  8)

Brett Meisner rocks, he should open for Guns : ok:

this pig is an attention whore

italysfinest1985 and erose, take it to pm's. 

I'm not believing this, I'm gonna wait till something more official to complete make up my mind.

I will buy a few extra CD's for friends I would like to convert....but true GNR fans will not put Chinese Democracy on their Christmas list and wait until Christmas...they will go out and buy it.

just wondering what jarmo thinks of our new found source of info (brett)

I don?t understand why you can?t discuss possible release- dates here ??...Every singel one has been deleted ? Why ?
Just asking... :no: :no:

I hope Brett tells the truth :yes:

Seems a little coincidental that dude posts this stuff about Bret, the first Bret post I have ever seen on these boards, and poof Bret appears. I am not saying it isn't Bret, just a little strange thats all.

I was thinking the same thing.  But maybe he reads the board, and since the thread was about him...he joined in.

This thread is still here? Then it MUST be out Nov 28. ;D

It's quite possible he checked his website stats and noticed there is a link from a message board. I do that from time to time when people link to stuff I make on my website.

By the way, Kevin Smith is a producer on the Jim Morrison thing.

actually, he has posted before on this board.. click on him and see his past posts.. hes posted in late september/early october also..

One of the majr reasons he is a joke is because he goes on music sites and pretends he knows stuff and is a star in hollywood. I can remember a thread he made over at the velvet rope saying he was starring in a documentary on FOX where he was to spend days in the hotel room that Jim Morrison died in. Then made up a whole story about how he went missing for days because Jim's ghost was after him  :rofl:

Has he ever made any correct predictions on other sites?  Info. that proved to be correct?

I think he is funny as hell.... :rofl:

No. The guy is as reliable as a paper umbrella.

Or maybe they are being removed because it is true. :-\

Why ?

this is all going craZY!  I AM too drunk for a sunday night - but i can SMELL CHINESE DEMOCRACY - it must be very close....

please release it soon - I have just ruined my ipod and lost ALL my gnr songs - i need new ones NOW!

no offense, but the guy is pathetic...or maybe I am just as pathetic for cking out his website!

I do believe that this is in fact who he says he is. This thread was started in November of 2005 and he was the first person to respond to it and that was yesterday. I don't know anyone that would come here and look up a year old thread about Brett Meisner and then claim to be him. Whether anything he says is true or not, who the fuck knows??  It's not like he came on here yesterday and said, "Hey guys, I know CD's release date!!" But after reading some of the shit some of you know about this guy and his previous 'posting' history at other forums, it seems we should just be cautious about this.  Even if the date is Nov. 28th, it wouldn't be hard to guess that considering how many LIKELY tuesdays there are in this year for a CD release. But my main reason for believing some of what he said, is because he didn't come on here and start claiming to know something. He simply commented on the post that was made about him.

AND I don't think anyone would have this thread removed because that would make it kind of obvious about the release date. "Leave it here and let them continue speculating. If we remove it, it would look like WE ARE trying to hide the actual release date from people." I'm not saying I think this is the release date, but it just wouldn't be smart to remove all threads with the REAL release date in them.

What he said.

Well Brett, thank you for the information. Even if you are wrong you at least brought some kind of "valid" excitement to the boards!

You people are fucking disrespectfull. The guy just comes here, he is cool, and you jump on him and start to insult him. You don't know shit. I don't know who Bret is, but he is nice on this topic and there is no reason to insult him. But coming from Chineseblues, who proved himself as beeing one of the biggest asshole of the whole GN'R community for numerous years, it doesn't surprise me.

Take a look: http://www.slashsworld.com/forum/posting.php?mode=quote&p=457521
quote: "the guy was at the house party axl had where he played CD, and is also a good friend of tommy's so in himself is a good source."

This guy did nothing wrong and is close to the band. So next time, think twice before bashing people.

[RANT OFF]

Always.........to everybody.

I'm sure Brett has his sources, either you believe him or you don't.

Personally I don't believe anything unless it comes from a source I trust.




/jarmo

Why are you picking on chineseblues? I don't remember him beeing all the words you called. Chineseblues is right when he says that the 'bret' caracter, (just as username beeing here) is as reliable as a paper umbrella. Don't believe everything you read, so you on the other hand might think twice about that.

And coming back to the words you named Chineseblues, just look at your karma nesquik.  ::)

I think people are trying to decide if he is really sincerely telling what he believes is true...or is he playing with us.

I agree. There really is no need to bash the guy at all. It's not like he started this fucking thread and said he knows the release date. He was simply asked, and he answered. He told us that Nov. 28 is the date that he was told and he explained his reasoning for it. But bashing the guy for that is stupid and some of you can't help but bash everyone on here that says anything, so what can I say?? If you believe him, good... if not, still good but you don't need to talk shit about him. As I said before, I don't know if this is what I think the release date is, but NONE of us know anything for SURE. Unless of course 'someone' has been told from an official source and is keeping it quiet as he was told to do.  ;)  But let's stop being fucking dicks to this guy and just chill. Believe or don't believe him. It's as simple as that. And I don't even have anyone specific in mind that I'm talking about, but sometimes we collectively get carried away with bashing someone and I'm guilty of this at times as well, but he could be being truthful.

EDIT:  Of course if we knew for sure he was just fucking with us, then we can bash him forever. But we don't know that yet.

I thought that guy was "The Dude".

He is the guy who posted just before you.  He is laughed at all over the internet and on mygnr he is known as some fat idiot who starts rumores and try's to pass himself off as legit.

AR

Wow, that is just immature. Don't be such a confrontational jerk. I wonder if you would be so mean to Bret's face?

Yeah, I would... I think alot of people would.  Research the guy.  http://www.mygnrforum.com/index.php?showtopic=82169

I don't really care what he has done/said at other sites.  Truth is, he was responding to a thread that was about HIM.  When I heard he knew someone in the band, I thought what the hell I'll ask about the CD.  He gave us an answer.

Either you believe him or you don't.  Thats about it.

People get a grip.  Brett Meisner runs a parody site online, he is absolutly hilarious, and often times is visiting these sites getting ready to drop an Andy Kaufman like joke!  The guy is quite brilliant, and is not an insider, or whatever (although he knows people in the industry)--just a prankster, and a damn good one at that.  No need to bash him, he's just having a ball.  Glad to see Brett's made it over to HTGTH--it should provide some great humor. :yes:

Look through his site a little--hilarious!!

http://www.rockandrollbadboy.com/

Here is a sample of his self-deprecating humor:

http://www.rockandrollbadboy.com/daily_dirt/the_snake_is_shedding_some_ski/#more

that was said using what brett had posted here, not from first hand knowledge

mygnrforum, where the admin said she knows what the first single would be, yet won't say anything about it. half the shit we hear originates from that forum.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA  SUCKER!!!!!

I guess you didnt notice that the guy who started that thread in mygnr is a VIP member here but got banned from mygnr after less than 30 posts??


A8R

That's why on several occasions you have said how much you like my posts etc lol. Fact of the matter is Brett don't know shit. Just look at what the people over at the velvet rope have to say about the guy and then try and tell me he is reliable.  ::)

uau!
7 pages and Meisner hasn't put up any pictures of drunk underage girls he claimed to have fucked!

This is bullshit!

Oh man I just saw this thread. I can't believe anyone believed that Brett is some kind of insider. Brett Meisner is an internet gimmick. He just likes to go around music forums on the web while making outrageous claims with zero proof to back them up. His goal is to stir people up. He is good for a laugh and nothing more. Don't take him seriously.