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Title: The US needs to blow up the moon! Post by: RichardNixon on November 05, 2005, 02:38:48 PM In my opinion, I think we need to send rockets, filled with nuclear bombs, and blow up the moon. Why? Because someday the moon might fall out of alignment and smack right into the earth. We can't wait for the final proof, that may come in the form of a huge mushroom cloud-like-crater, right in New York City or Los Angeles, or anywhere in this great country. It would be a disaster and end all life as we know it. Therefore, we must act now before it is too late. Other countries are either with us or against us. If they're against us, they're crazy Moon loving commies anyway. Maybe they don't care about their freedom, their country, but I sure do. So act now, send a letter to the President, your Senators and Congressman, and urge them to blow up the moon before its too late.
Title: Re: The US needs to blow up the moon! Post by: Axl_owns_dexter on November 05, 2005, 02:40:10 PM NIXON!! :smoking:
Title: Re: The US needs to blow up the moon! Post by: Axls Locomotive on November 05, 2005, 05:32:53 PM i think you need a break :hihi:
Title: Re: The US needs to blow up the moon! Post by: Guns N RockMusic on November 05, 2005, 05:55:24 PM In my opinion, I think we need to send rockets, filled with nuclear bombs, and blow up the moon. Why? Because someday the moon might fall out of alignment and smack right into the earth. We can't wait for the final proof, that may come in the form of a huge mushroom cloud-like-crater, right in New York City or Los Angeles, or anywhere in this great country. It would be a disaster and end all life as we know it. Therefore, we must act now before it is too late. Other countries are either with us or against us. If they're against us, they're crazy Moon loving commies anyway. Maybe they don't care about their freedom, their country, but I sure do. So act now, send a letter to the President, your Senators and Congressman, and urge them to blow up the moon before its too late. It's because of retarded posts like this just looking to stir up shit that the jungle has gotten out of hand. Keep My Nixon and his words of wisdom in mind when advocating the banning and accusations of shit stirrers on the forum. Title: Re: The US needs to blow up the moon! Post by: *Izzy* on November 05, 2005, 05:57:28 PM This is a lighthearted thread (I hope) no need to start more arguments
Title: Re: The US needs to blow up the moon! Post by: Axls Locomotive on November 05, 2005, 06:00:08 PM It's because of retarded posts like this just looking to stir up shit that the jungle has gotten out of hand. Keep My Nixon and his words of wisdom in mind when advocating the banning and accusations of shit stirrers on the forum. ...umm you are more likely to "shit stir" with posts like these...nixon was obviously having a laugh...you dont really think he was serious do you? Title: Re: The US needs to blow up the moon! Post by: Sterlingdog on November 05, 2005, 06:04:17 PM I don't think he's as innocent as all that. I'm not irritated by his post, it was was just silly, but it was clearly meant to irritate certain people. And judging by Guns N' Rock Music's response, it worked.
Title: Re: The US needs to blow up the moon! Post by: Evolution on November 05, 2005, 06:05:04 PM Would'nt that fuck with the sun of something? Or our orbit? ???
Title: Re: The US needs to blow up the moon! Post by: *Izzy* on November 05, 2005, 06:08:23 PM Would'nt that fuck with the sun of something? Or our orbit?? ??? Blow things up first ask questions later Title: Re: The US needs to blow up the moon! Post by: Axls Locomotive on November 05, 2005, 06:14:45 PM I don't think he's as innocent as all that. I'm not irritated by his post, it was was just silly, but it was clearly meant to irritate certain people. And judging by Guns N' Rock Music's response, it worked. well some people are just a tad oversensitive... but i must admit, im somewhat enamoured with your sense of fairness :) Title: Re: The US needs to blow up the moon! Post by: Evolution on November 05, 2005, 06:37:34 PM I would like to be the first Scot in space : ok:
Title: Re: The US needs to blow up the moon! Post by: Axls Locomotive on November 05, 2005, 06:43:19 PM I would like to be the first Scot in space : ok: well enter the lift in the glasgow tower and ask them to short circuit the controls :hihi: Title: Re: The US needs to blow up the moon! Post by: damien24 on November 05, 2005, 06:47:09 PM we're earthlings! blow up earth things! we're earthlings! blow up earth things! we're earthlings! blow up earth things! we're earthlings! blow up earth things! we're earthlings! blow up earth things! we're earthlings! blow up earth things! we're earthlings! blow up earth things! we're earthlings! blow up earth things!
Title: Re: The US needs to blow up the moon! Post by: Sterlingdog on November 05, 2005, 06:47:21 PM but i must admit, im somewhat enamoured with your sense of fairness :) Why thank you, I try. ?Maybe you could explain that I really am a fair person to the 4 people I just fired at work? ? Title: Re: The US needs to blow up the moon! Post by: Evolution on November 05, 2005, 06:49:11 PM I would like to be the first Scot in space : ok: well enter the lift in the glasgow tower and ask them to short circuit the controls :hihi: Im in the G town on Thursday for a gig so perhaps the plan will happen! Title: Re: The US needs to blow up the moon! Post by: Axls Locomotive on November 05, 2005, 06:55:21 PM but i must admit, im somewhat enamoured with your sense of fairness :) Why thank you, I try. Maybe you could explain that I really am a fair person to the 4 people I just fired at work? everyone has to make hard decisions, no business can survive without having the right balance of personnel...but i sense a little bit of guilt...it is a difficult thing to do but you have no need to feel guilty...i sense that they were given a fair chance to prove themselves...but the reality is most will find other work...everyone has their place...:) Title: Re: The US needs to blow up the moon! Post by: Sterlingdog on November 05, 2005, 07:01:39 PM everyone has to make hard decisions, no business can survive without having the right balance of personnel...but i sense a little bit of guilt...it is a difficult thing to do but you have no need to feel guilty...i sense that they were given a fair chance to prove themselves...but the reality is most will find other work...everyone has their place...:) Thank you, you are very kind. And I know my decision was right, but its gets exhausting having to defend myself when people accuse me of being racist or playing favorites. But your words are encouraging. Now back on topic, what are we doing now? Blowing up the moon or something? :) Title: Re: The US needs to blow up the moon! Post by: RichardNixon on November 05, 2005, 07:07:22 PM It's just a joke, tounge-in-cheek.
Title: Re: The US needs to blow up the moon! Post by: Axls Locomotive on November 05, 2005, 07:12:51 PM everyone has to make hard decisions, no business can survive without having the right balance of personnel...but i sense a little bit of guilt...it is a difficult thing to do but you have no need to feel guilty...i sense that they were given a fair chance to prove themselves...but the reality is most will find other work...everyone has their place...:) Thank you, you are very kind. And I know my decision was right, but its gets exhausting having to defend myself when people accuse me of being racist or playing favorites. But your words are encouraging. Now back on topic, what are we doing now? Blowing up the moon or something? :) :) the moon is a mysterious place for children, you cant blow it up lol Title: Re: The US needs to blow up the moon! Post by: Evolution on November 05, 2005, 07:16:47 PM I think the moon will be a holiday for ordinary people in maybe 100 years time maybe less.
Title: Re: The US needs to blow up the moon! Post by: Axls Locomotive on November 05, 2005, 07:22:55 PM I think the moon will be a holiday for ordinary people in maybe 100 years time maybe less. why would anyone want to go to the moon? grey planetoid,no atmosphere, water or plant life...but probably the same ole shops you get here on the earth... :hihi: Title: Re: The US needs to blow up the moon! Post by: Booker Floyd on November 05, 2005, 08:09:19 PM we're earthlings! blow up earth things!? ? we're earthlings! blow up earth things!? ? we're earthlings! blow up earth things!? ? we're earthlings! blow up earth things!? ? we're earthlings! blow up earth things!? ? we're earthlings! blow up earth things!? ? we're earthlings! blow up earth things!? ? we're earthlings! blow up earth things!? ? "That monkey sure took the fun out of everything." Title: Re: The US needs to blow up the moon! Post by: Evolution on November 05, 2005, 08:46:56 PM I think the moon will be a holiday for ordinary people in maybe 100 years time maybe less. why would anyone want to go to the moon? grey planetoid,no atmosphere, water or plant life...but probably the same ole shops you get here on the earth... :hihi: Just something to say in the pub one day. "I have been to the moon bitch" Title: Re: The US needs to blow up the moon! Post by: Will on November 05, 2005, 08:52:38 PM why would anyone want to go to the moon? grey planetoid,no atmosphere, water or plant life...but probably the same ole shops you get here on the earth... :hihi: Because they would have the biggest Wal-Mart ever! ;D Imagine! The possibilities!! And they would have a Hard Rock Caf? - Moon City. Pretty cool. :smoking: Title: Re: The US needs to blow up the moon! Post by: MadmanDan on November 05, 2005, 09:00:27 PM I wanna go to the Moon so I can quote Bugs Bunny: "There's a beautiful Earth out tonight" ;D
Title: Re: The US needs to blow up the moon! Post by: GypsySoul on November 05, 2005, 09:10:52 PM Obviously, RichardNixon is a humanitarian.? Not only will blowing up the moon save us from being destroyed if the moon goes off-kilter but just think of all the poor starving peoples that can be feed at the same time by all that cheese spreading all over the Earth.? :yes:
(http://gypsysoul.lunarpages.com/mooncheese.jpg) Title: Re: The US needs to blow up the moon! Post by: Butch Français on November 05, 2005, 09:56:48 PM sure, shouldn't be too hard convincing Bush that Saddam has stashed away some weapons of mass destruction up there...just remember to mumble something about hidden oil while ur at it.
Title: Re: The US needs to blow up the moon! Post by: SLCPUNK on November 06, 2005, 12:51:01 AM In my opinion, I think we need to send rockets, filled with nuclear bombs, and blow up the moon. Why? Because someday the moon might fall out of alignment and smack right into the earth. We can't wait for the final proof, that may come in the form of a huge mushroom cloud-like-crater, right in New York City or Los Angeles, or anywhere in this great country. It would be a disaster and end all life as we know it. Therefore, we must act now before it is too late. Other countries are either with us or against us. If they're against us, they're crazy Moon loving commies anyway. Maybe they don't care about their freedom, their country, but I sure do. So act now, send a letter to the President, your Senators and Congressman, and urge them to blow up the moon before its too late. Keyword: Liberate the moon bro...you want to LIBERATE it!!! I don't think he's as innocent as all that. I'm not irritated by his post, it was was just silly, but it was clearly meant to irritate certain people. And judging by Guns N' Rock Music's response, it worked. Bah! That is how he responds to almost everything anyway! Obviously, RichardNixon is a humanitarian. Not only will blowing up the moon save us from being destroyed if the moon goes off-kilter but just think of all the poor starving peoples that can be feed at the same time by all that cheese spreading all over the Earth. :yes: (http://gypsysoul.lunarpages.com/mooncheese.jpg) Indeed. He wants to liberate the moon while feeding the people of planet earth, a nobel man. |