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Title: How To Make Money Quickly....
Post by: Hammy on November 04, 2005, 03:47:47 PM
Well put ismply i'm broke....

Getting a job takes times....

Prostituting myself isn't even funny...

So i am asking some of the intelligent bored members to suggest some great money making schemes, i normally have them but at this point in time can't think of any...

Any great....but sensible....possible....in the short term ideas...


Title: Re: How To Make Money Quickly....
Post by: Izzy on November 04, 2005, 03:50:33 PM
Put urself forward for medical tests, get paid a fortune for it!

I did it...now i think Elvis lives and Chinese Denocracy will be out this year :nervous:


Title: Re: How To Make Money Quickly....
Post by: Slipdisc on November 04, 2005, 03:51:08 PM
Sell old crap on ebay...

-PEACE-


Title: Re: How To Make Money Quickly....
Post by: Hammy on November 04, 2005, 04:00:34 PM
Put urself forward for medical tests, get paid a fortune for it!
Don't i need to be clean of all drugs?

Sell old crap on ebay...

-PEACE-
They banned me TOO many times for being an asshole...



Title: Re: How To Make Money Quickly....
Post by: SLCPUNK on November 04, 2005, 04:21:42 PM
You can help sell my "magic member cream" and I'll give you a 10 percent cut......... :P

Where do you live?

Walk around and ask to do odd jobs. Can you paint? Stuff like that?





Title: Re: How To Make Money Quickly....
Post by: *Izzy* on November 04, 2005, 04:23:14 PM
Advertise https://www.google.com/adsense/app-single-1?apply=Click+Here+to+Apply

Petty crime and drug dealing are good too


Title: Re: How To Make Money Quickly....
Post by: Hammy on November 04, 2005, 04:27:27 PM
Where do you live?
North of England, United Kingdom

Only odd jobs i do are at home really but well i've run out i have done so much this summer....

Petty crime and drug dealing are good too
My mates have that covered, don't want to step on their territory


Put simply i need money by thursday....


Title: Re: How To Make Money Quickly....
Post by: SLCPUNK on November 04, 2005, 04:31:01 PM
I'd just go around and ask people if they need odd jobs done. Cleaning, moving things, painting, etc. People are willing to throw out a few bucks for some light quick work. You age helps too. If you were 49 asking for odd jobs people probably wouldn't be so inlclined.


Title: Re: How To Make Money Quickly....
Post by: *Izzy* on November 04, 2005, 04:37:57 PM
Cutting grass pays well, if you're desperate, 20Euro per garden


Title: Re: How To Make Money Quickly....
Post by: Hammy on November 04, 2005, 04:45:56 PM
Mmmmmm...suppose you would be suprised how stingy my neighbours are....

And i can't do jobs for my folks....i have debts and money i make that they know about i lose straight away....Bastards!


Title: Re: How To Make Money Quickly....
Post by: SLCPUNK on November 04, 2005, 04:55:54 PM
No, don't do jobs for your parents.

How much money do you need? Just walking around money? You are on a computer now. How bad can your life be?  :hihi:


Title: Re: How To Make Money Quickly....
Post by: Hammy on November 04, 2005, 04:57:44 PM
No, don't do jobs for your parents.

How much money do you need? Just walking around money? You are on a computer now. How bad can your life be?? :hihi:
Well i'm not a poor on the street hobo, i live at home, things are provided but i'm talking about the basics, i want some 'ME' money, no massive about say ?50-60....


Title: Re: How To Make Money Quickly....
Post by: Where is Hassan Nasrallah ? on November 04, 2005, 06:40:02 PM
No, don't do jobs for your parents.

How much money do you need? Just walking around money? You are on a computer now. How bad can your life be?? :hihi:
Well i'm not a poor on the street hobo, i live at home, things are provided but i'm talking about the basics, i want some 'ME' money, no massive about say ?50-60....

oh so you're 14 and you live in your mom's basement ? ;)

what about stealing ?


Title: Re: How To Make Money Quickly....
Post by: SLCPUNK on November 04, 2005, 07:03:49 PM
No, don't do jobs for your parents.

How much money do you need? Just walking around money? You are on a computer now. How bad can your life be?  :hihi:
Well i'm not a poor on the street hobo, i live at home, things are provided but i'm talking about the basics, i want some 'ME' money, no massive about say ?50-60....

Me money.....just go out and ask people if they need odd jobs done. If your neighbors are tight with money, take a bus, ride a bike, or drive your car to a different area and ask around there.


Title: Re: How To Make Money Quickly....
Post by: Surfrider on November 04, 2005, 07:05:17 PM
Where do you live?
North of England, United Kingdom

Only odd jobs i do are at home really but well i've run out i have done so much this summer....

Petty crime and drug dealing are good too
My mates have that covered, don't want to step on their territory


Put simply i need money by thursday....

Are these mates the ones you owe the money to?


Title: Re: How To Make Money Quickly....
Post by: Hammy on November 04, 2005, 07:25:41 PM
Where do you live?
North of England, United Kingdom

Only odd jobs i do are at home really but well i've run out i have done so much this summer....

Petty crime and drug dealing are good too
My mates have that covered, don't want to step on their territory


Put simply i need money by thursday....

Are these mates the ones you owe the money to?
Haha no they don;t worry me, i will be giving them money though if i get it....

WAT-EVER, i'm totally buggin as for the 14 comment......FUCK YOU!



Title: Re: How To Make Money Quickly....
Post by: Evolution on November 04, 2005, 07:58:59 PM
Get a job at a telemarketing centre nearby. They will take anyone!

Bet you wish you worked the Hearts/Hibs match now ya lazy bastard!


Title: Re: How To Make Money Quickly....
Post by: Hammy on November 04, 2005, 08:04:27 PM
Bet you wish you worked the Hearts/Hibs match now ya lazy bastard!
I would of had to get up at like 6.a.m. u cunt i told u i don't do early mornings that's why i flipped off Live 8......


Title: Re: How To Make Money Quickly....
Post by: Evolution on November 04, 2005, 08:30:29 PM
 :o


Take out a bank loan then ;D


Title: Re: How To Make Money Quickly....
Post by: Hammy on November 04, 2005, 08:41:06 PM
:o


Take out a bank loan then ;D
already have done that's being used...


Title: Re: How To Make Money Quickly....
Post by: conny on November 04, 2005, 09:43:02 PM
If you have like a very expensive high end dvd player (just an example), you could sell that, and from the money buy a cheapo model so you would have a bit of cash money left AND a dvd player then. Get the idea? Works with cars, music instruments and lots of other stuff - as long as there's no sentimental value attached, this is a great way to get money quick and independently, without having to cut down your lifestyle too hard, work more or borrow money from anyone.


Title: Re: How To Make Money Quickly....
Post by: lynn1961 on November 05, 2005, 12:37:11 AM
Get yourself a job.?Go out and "pound the pavement" and look.   You have way too many excuses for everything everyone has said.? You owe money/have bills to pay.? Get a job.? That's what life is about, honey.  You owe money - you gotta' pay it -you gotta' work.? Sad, but true.? Sounds, to me, like you want everything to just be easy.? ? ?


Title: Re: How To Make Money Quickly....
Post by: Walk on November 05, 2005, 01:44:27 AM
Cut expenses and learn to invest. Now's a good time to buy bonds, I've heard.


Title: Re: How To Make Money Quickly....
Post by: Hammy on November 05, 2005, 05:37:56 AM
Sounds, to me, like you want everything to just be easy.? ? ?

Yes i do...

And i do have a job it's just crap and very infrequent...


Title: Re: How To Make Money Quickly....
Post by: *Izzy* on November 05, 2005, 06:58:50 AM
So you have some money, you could try gambling or greyhound betting


Title: Re: How To Make Money Quickly....
Post by: Where is Hassan Nasrallah ? on November 05, 2005, 07:20:50 AM
be a gay male escort. ;)

don't say Fuck you ! it's mean !


Title: Re: How To Make Money Quickly....
Post by: Mr. Dick Purple on November 05, 2005, 07:41:20 AM
Get assleep and God will take care of you.  : ok:


Title: Re: How To Make Money Quickly....
Post by: Evolution on November 05, 2005, 10:55:20 AM
be a gay male escort. ;)

Get assleep

Do you get recruitment money at your agency Mr. Dick?


Title: Re: How To Make Money Quickly....
Post by: Sakib on November 05, 2005, 12:51:50 PM
scam;

Capture someone dogs. When they put up the MISSING REWARD ?5, 000, RETURN THE ANIMALS


Title: Re: How To Make Money Quickly....
Post by: Mr. Dick Purple on November 05, 2005, 12:54:59 PM

Yep I'm tryin to get an Enterprise  ;D by doing nothing we'll figure out how to make money  : ok:


Title: Re: How To Make Money Quickly....
Post by: $$$$ on November 05, 2005, 10:58:26 PM
1.)give blood
2.)sell your knuckle children


Title: Re: How To Make Money Quickly....
Post by: SLCPUNK on November 06, 2005, 12:49:54 AM
scam;

Capture someone dogs. When they put up the MISSING REWARD ?5, 000, RETURN THE ANIMALS

haha, you are a bad!


Title: Re: How To Make Money Quickly....
Post by: Sakib on November 06, 2005, 03:35:10 PM
scam;

Capture someone dogs. When they put up the MISSING REWARD ?5, 000, RETURN THE ANIMALS

haha, you are a bad!

thanx dude