Here Today... Gone To Hell!

Alright I admit it..I'm a pussy when it comes to girls. I'm pretty attractive 8) and a lot of hot chicks check me out and stuff. The other night I was at a hs football game and I was sitting alone with this hot and cool chick, we were talking and laughing. She kept getting closer to me and looking at me. Then I thought..."FUCK! I DON"T KNOW HOW TO KISS A CHICK! I"M A PUSSY!" Then the night was over. Any advice..BTW this chick likes and actually knows about GnR(which is pretty damn rare for a hot chick). Thanks!

It should just come natural anyway.

I bet she was hot, and your just as hot though. Good one on an internet site. Woooo. haha.

Seriously dude she was smokin :smoking: hot. Pretty face, good bod, etc. Hey bro I have girls winking and smiling at me all the time, seriously

Yeah, jesus, I feel like fucking you right now.  Maybe they wink because they have bad eyesight, bro. Due to too much smokin! :smoking:

No way bro. Chicks smile at me all the time and talk to me, I'm just a wuss when it comes to that type of stuff. BTW I don't smoke I  :beer:

Yeah, I know, Kissing is like an engaement, fuck that! :P

Well you're gonna have to wait in line, bitch!

Ah, the lazy eye disease has finally hit US shores.


Seriously though, just go for it, its better you do it and be crap than not do it at all

Thanks for the advice ::) Fuck man, I was so close. I'm depressed, I'm gunna go shoot up some Brownstone if you know what I mean. ;)

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"lean in and fuckin go for it, and if you score, you're cool

but  if she pushes you away, you can save face by saying "goddamn it bitch, I was just leaning over to tie my shoe!"

LOL! Good one man I'll try it.

Ain't no girl worth that, use the money to buy a cd instead

I have a strong feeling that a "Brownstone" overdose, as well as a woman overdose, sent Axl's brain off to Ultima Thule. Be careful with drugs, and even more careful with women! And remember to keep your eyes open when you kiss, since a closed eye kiss is supposedly more serious because it's harder to do. Don't think logically, since that's a great way to upset girls. It's all about emotion.

If she's a GnR fan, that could mean her tastes in music could be anything. Look at Bad Obsession here and it's all over the place. Just because she likes one good band doesn't mean she has a good taste in music. Be wary.

Don't worry, man...I used to wonder if I was a good kisser or not.? Well, I figured it wouldn't hurt to check some resources, so I looked up "how to kiss" on Google and found this site.? As I recall, I looked at it one day, but I never really remembered any of it, and in the end it didn't really matter because I realized that I could kiss fine anyway.? It's true that you fuck it up if you think about it, like everybody on this thread is saying.? Nevertheless, you want real advice, and thus I offer it to you.? Just check out this site.  It's Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Kissing But Were Afraid To Ask.

http://www.virtualkiss.com/kissingschool/kissing101.asp

go 4 it and it'll be discovered naturally

Whatever you do, don't ask your mom if its OK to practice on her  :-*

Please do, for the love of god.

Have you never kissed a girl before?

If you feel she wants to kiss you, then lean in and go for it. ?Confidence and taking charge is sexy, but only be sure you know she wants to. ?As for knowing how to do it, it's something that totally comes naturally once you start it, an then you think "why was I freaking out before? it REALLY does come natural!" ?As for the awkward thought of where to put your hands, if you feel like you look stupid not knowing where to put them- her eyes arent going to be watching your arms so dont worry about that, but if you want her to notice your hands- then put them in a spot that grabs her attention, like on her face, or a hand behind her neck, or through her hair, I would say that an right at the back/side on the waist feels strong and very sensual during a kiss. ?Act as though you've done it a million times, cause once you start- you feel like you have.

Good luck!!

forget about kissing .


Go start to asking if they want to play with your penis. : ok:

Shit man, I have to quit it. I shot up last night and woke up next to a HollyWood Video! Its like 30 mins away from my house by walking. All I remember is a dog jumping on me and I ran, then I saw a few friends of mine and they were laughing at me or something so I just kept walking. Fuck, never do drugs kids, especially the hardcore ones.
Yeah I'll try again this Friday, my friends hooked me up on a date with her, so I'll update Fri. night. Thanks for the advice : ok:

i used 2 ask the older girls (who kissed before) if they wanted to :hihi:
i let them lead and discovered how they kissed :)

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Go hire a prostitute to practice on, then it doesnt matter.


Anyhow

Just lean in and go for it

if she slips u some tongue, slip your tongue but do it gently

No chick likes a big slobbery stickin your whole tongue down her throat type kiss.

after 3 seconds of kissing grab her ass or tit.


if she lets u do that, proceed to put her hand on your cock.


snootchie boochies!

what Jay here has forgotten is that you also need to pull away at that moment and tell her shes fat and useless, and that you are going to fuck her up the ass.......

LMAO, I love advice like this ;D I can just imagine the guy going "1... 2... 2 and a half..." :rofl:

Man, I feel your pain. Going way way back to when i was 13 or 14, my very first girlfriend was a total fox, just one problem...she was easy and i was square. Lets just say i had a "tongue seizure" and was dumped pretty soon afterwards. Next gf, I just worked up the courage and said fuck it and went tongue first at her...and drumroll please....I WAS GOLDEN! Just control your nerves dude, and go in slow circular motions...and in all honesty, eating my first pussey out at 15 was more scarier than kissing for the 1st time. : ok:

christ now your comparing chalk and cheese.... dudde hasnt rounded first yet..... when he starts stealing 2nd then we'll talk about that ;)

 :rofl: Your absolutely right, we are getting way ahead of ourselves. Kai-Kai, may the force be with you... : ok:

Is how do have sexual intercourse with a girl? (I'm still a wuss) coming up next?

Kissing isn't brainsurgery, son.

Kissing should be second nature for any male :P

too bad life ain't based on what "should be"

Aint that the cold hard truth :-\

The guy will learn how to change a diaper before learning to kiss at that rate.

Well that depends on a few things really.


1 if she does more then just play with it.

2 If their isn't some sorta pertection used. a rubber , Pulling out , ECT.

3. If she actaully goes for it and doesnt' slape the shit out of him.

10 to 1 he starts a thread asking what kind of family car to buy next....

What say you?

Camry?

 :hihi:


Just had to go ther ,didn't you?

Fuck a Kiss, a blowjob is the new frenchkiss of the 21st century.

Tell the chick that a blowjob is no big deal, its no different than suckin on a thumb cause really a dick is just skin that leaks.

Shut up, D ... you don't even have a dick anyways? ?:hihi:

Just kidding? ?;D

The real question is does she spit or swallow.

Just remember, if you drive your car there's a possibility blowjob kills. And there she has to swallow.

Just grab her try to suck her breath and she'll be breathless   :yes:

Now, honestly, with posts like that, do you really think we'll believe you're doin drugs? I mean think about it.

Last night I did my drugs, today I woke up 30 minutes away from my house with some dirty dog on my face and some friends laughing at me and the first thing I do is come back home, login to heretodaygonetohell.com and warn "kids" (like you're the 40-year-old virgin who doesn't know how to kiss) about drugs.

GET A FUCKIN LIFE.

lol, true I was thinking about that, too  :hihi:

Mmhmm, I sure was   :yes:

 :rofl:

 :o Dick Purple you smooth smooth hipcat

I know you were  ;)

what's a hipcat??  ???  :confused:

Im pretty sure i PM'ed you an explanation! Oh well. A hipcat is a smooth male, popular with the ladies and respected by his peers.

Oh man I didn't see my PM thanx for the explanation now I have to see the movie if that fit me so well  :nervous:

 8) Oh Purple baby, you always be talkin' jive bruddah

Man!, I gotta learn better english  :confused:

Ill translate! You always be a smooth talker  8)

Now I get it  :yes: