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Title: God told me too........
Post by: Prometheus on October 06, 2005, 10:00:10 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/print/pressoffice/pressreleases/stories/2005/10_october/06/bush.shtml

Folks,

Today, the BBC announced:

"President George W. Bush told Palestinian ministers that God had told him to invade Afghanistan and Iraq - and create a Palestinian State, a new BBC series reveals."


Title: Re: God told me too........
Post by: MCT on October 06, 2005, 10:27:36 PM
To.


Title: Re: God told me too........
Post by: POPmetal on October 06, 2005, 10:34:09 PM
the White House has denied this


Title: Re: God told me too........
Post by: MCT on October 06, 2005, 10:34:56 PM
the White House has denied this

Them too?


Title: Re: God told me too........
Post by: BigCombo on October 07, 2005, 12:49:48 AM
Doesn't surprise me at all.  Seems like the kind of thing the Old Testament God would do.


Title: Re: God told me too........
Post by: SLCPUNK on October 07, 2005, 01:29:00 AM
Maybe he got his voice mail mixed up between Pat Roberston and Jesus? Whadda ya think?


Title: Re: God told me too........
Post by: Sin Cut on October 07, 2005, 02:43:54 AM
Maybe he got his voice mail mixed up between Pat Roberston and Jesus? Whadda ya think?

I was going to say that!


Title: Re: God told me too........
Post by: SLCPUNK on October 07, 2005, 03:01:24 AM
Maybe.......

Bush is Jesus!!!


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Title: Re: God told me too........
Post by: Rain on October 07, 2005, 05:20:42 AM
I've been hearing this on the radio since I woke up this morning.  ;D :rofl:


Title: Re: God told me too........
Post by: Izzy on October 07, 2005, 05:53:07 AM
Meh - either u believe in god, in which case this is okay

or,

u don't in which case u hated Bush anyway

Don't really see this as anything significant


Title: Re: God told me too........
Post by: *Izzy* on October 07, 2005, 12:02:24 PM
God told me to kill and rape my neighbours


Title: Re: God told me too........
Post by: Rockin' Rose on October 07, 2005, 12:05:47 PM
God told me to kill and rape my neighbours

You too?

Man this is weird


Title: Re: God told me too........
Post by: *Izzy* on October 07, 2005, 12:07:30 PM
Well he didn't actually tell me to rape them, just to kill them


Title: Re: God told me too........
Post by: SLCPUNK on October 07, 2005, 01:03:10 PM
I thought you said your dog told you that?


Title: Re: God told me too........
Post by: Markus Asraelius on October 07, 2005, 02:36:07 PM
This is proof Bush does not have the mental stability to be president.


Title: Re: God told me too........
Post by: SLCPUNK on October 07, 2005, 03:43:06 PM
This is proof Bush does not have the mental stability to be president.

Look at his staunch supporters: Liars, hypocrites, and fools.....they still can't see the emperor isn't wearing any clothes.


Title: Re: God told me too........
Post by: Prometheus on October 07, 2005, 04:13:45 PM
To.

bastard


Title: Re: God told me too........
Post by: Axls Locomotive on October 07, 2005, 04:28:53 PM
the White House has denied this

Them too?

two.


Title: Re: God told me too........
Post by: POPmetal on October 07, 2005, 04:32:42 PM
What's interesting is that this is based on hearsay, and has been denied, but some of you act as if the statement is a fact of history ::) No wonder you people believe the likes of Micahael Moore. You hear anything that makes Bush look bad and you automatically clinch onto it without any consideration whether it is true or not.


Title: Re: God told me too........
Post by: Axls Locomotive on October 07, 2005, 04:44:53 PM
What's interesting is that this is based on hearsay, and has been denied, but some of you act as if the statement is a fact of history ::) No wonder you people believe the likes of Micahael Moore. You hear anything that makes Bush look bad and you automatically clinch onto it without any consideration whether it is true or not.

"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." ?George W. Bush, Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005

there is plenty of evidence to support his intellectual level of dumbass


Title: Re: God told me too........
Post by: SLCPUNK on October 07, 2005, 05:03:01 PM
What's interesting is that this is based on hearsay, and has been denied, but some of you act as if the statement is a fact of history ::) No wonder you people believe the likes of Micahael Moore. You hear anything that makes Bush look bad and you automatically clinch onto it without any consideration whether it is true or not.

Then enlighten us and show us facts to prove we are wrong.

Show us NCLB is working, the economy is improving, that oil prices are cheaper, that the war in Iraq is going well, that support for the president is not at 37 percent, that sufficient armor was given to the troops, etc etc.

Put it up for us all to see.


Title: Re: God told me too........
Post by: POPmetal on October 07, 2005, 05:05:07 PM
What's interesting is that this is based on hearsay, and has been denied, but some of you act as if the statement is a fact of history ::) No wonder you people believe the likes of Micahael Moore. You hear anything that makes Bush look bad and you automatically clinch onto it without any consideration whether it is true or not.

Then enlighten us and show us facts to prove we are wrong.

Show us NCLB is working, the economy is improving, that oil prices are cheaper, that the war in Iraq is going well, that support for the president is not at 37 percent, that sufficient armor was given to the troops, etc etc.

Put it up for us all to see.

changing the subject again, huh?


Title: Re: God told me too........
Post by: Walk on October 07, 2005, 05:28:29 PM
Then enlighten us and show us facts to prove we are wrong.

Show us NCLB is working.

Even if it isn't, it's better than not doing anything at all. It's a solid effort, and its effects will be seen over the long term. Give it time.

the economy is improving

As I've mentioned elsewhere, the economy is in excellent condition when you consider what gas prices are. If we had cheap gas, the economy would be booming more than it did in the 90's.

that oil prices are cheaper

Bush has nothing to do with this. Demand is growing because the population is growing, and supply is shrinking. It's just good old economics at work here.

that the war in Iraq is going well

It is. It's just going to take time. It's more of a war on terror now, since many insurgents are from foreign countries. We're fighting not only Iraq, but other enemies. That's why its difficult, but it's worth it.

that support for the president is not at 37 percent

I don't believe this. It's from a bad poll, that's all.

that sufficient armor was given to the troops, etc etc.

Armor doesn't make a difference to an AK bullet or a roadside bomb. It only stops pistol shots, stray fire from a long way away, and minor shrapnel. It's also bulky and hot in 110 degree heat. Armored vehicles put more strain on the engine and make them too bulky. Armor is so overrated compared to flexibility.


Title: Re: God told me too........
Post by: SLCPUNK on October 07, 2005, 05:29:35 PM
What's interesting is that this is based on hearsay, and has been denied, but some of you act as if the statement is a fact of history ::) No wonder you people believe the likes of Micahael Moore. You hear anything that makes Bush look bad and you automatically clinch onto it without any consideration whether it is true or not.

Then enlighten us and show us facts to prove we are wrong.

Show us NCLB is working, the economy is improving, that oil prices are cheaper, that the war in Iraq is going well, that support for the president is not at 37 percent, that sufficient armor was given to the troops, etc etc.

Put it up for us all to see.

changing the subject again, huh?

uh...no.


Title: Re: God told me too........
Post by: SLCPUNK on October 07, 2005, 05:31:34 PM
Then enlighten us and show us facts to prove we are wrong.

Show us NCLB is working.

Even if it isn't, it's better than not doing anything at all. It's a solid effort, and its effects will be seen over the long term. Give it time.

the economy is improving

As I've mentioned elsewhere, the economy is in excellent condition when you consider what gas prices are. If we had cheap gas, the economy would be booming more than it did in the 90's.

that oil prices are cheaper

Bush has nothing to do with this. Demand is growing because the population is growing, and supply is shrinking. It's just good old economics at work here.

that the war in Iraq is going well

It is. It's just going to take time. It's more of a war on terror now, since many insurgents are from foreign countries. We're fighting not only Iraq, but other enemies. That's why its difficult, but it's worth it.

that support for the president is not at 37 percent

I don't believe this. It's from a bad poll, that's all.

that sufficient armor was given to the troops, etc etc.

Armor doesn't make a difference to an AK bullet or a roadside bomb. It only stops pistol shots, stray fire from a long way away, and minor shrapnel. It's also bulky and hot in 110 degree heat. Armored vehicles put more strain on the engine and make them too bulky. Armor is so overrated compared to flexibility.

Somebody pass the Koolaid..

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Title: Re: God told me too........
Post by: POPmetal on October 07, 2005, 05:35:56 PM
Somebody pass the Koolaid..

(http://tinypic.com/eb5zyd.jpg)



Which one? The Michael Moore kool aid? Or the Al Franken?


Title: Re: God told me too........
Post by: SLCPUNK on October 07, 2005, 05:43:04 PM
Whadda ya think?

This story has been around for a while. The guy is a nutcase and this foolish country voted for him (With blatant fucking lies used to take advantage of the ignorance of your average American, who doesn't know a Baathist from a bath tub..)

We are going into one hell of a economic downturn, paired with unwinnable war.

Better luck next time, suckers!