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Hi!

I need some help from somebody, who has English mother tongue.
My wife has to write her thesis for the University in English, and she can make max. 20 mistakes in grammar.
So is there anybody, who takes on to check it in grammar way? Just read it (approx. 50-60 pages), and correct the grammar mistakes.

Thanks in advance!

Sirp (from Hungary)
peganrobert@yahoo.com

PS.:sorry for my poor English

You want someone to check her paper for grammar mistakes?

MCT can help you. ;D

ill check it...only if you donate ?10 to the Scottish SPCA charity :P

I'll check her paper.

What area of english is your wife studying.  There are small and subtle differences between American and England's dialects of English.  That's important to know.  I studied Latin American Spanish in college and there were small gramatical differences between Latin America and Spain.

You want somebody from this board to check your grammar?

hahaha :hihi:

Serious....MCT

He charges a lot I hear.....

Let me see her left tit and I'll do it!

Told you he was expensive.

What's wrong with the right one?

MCT's blind in the right eye.  :crying:

And left handed.

i heard a rumour that MCT got a nipple ring stuck in his right eyeball...possibly a bad experience with some bondage chick...but its only a rumour

it was a tounge spike and it was his left nut

since we're here

can someone clear that up :

1 - do we really say " explain to me ...",   my girlfriend keeps correcting me on that - cause i say " explain me something ..." - .. ?

2 - how do you use "nor" ? like " the controls are niether good nor intense " ?


THX :)

I always say explain to me.

"Explain to me" is correct. You could also say, "Explain something to me".




That's correct.

But his left hand lines up on her right side, unless of course you're trying to sneak in the back door.

How long is this paper??

I may only be 15, but English is my best subject.

I'll check it and if you want i'll see if my English Teacher will help. (little white lie "it's my paper"  :hihi:)


 : ok:

There's just something wrong with the right one, you know? I'm all about the left. What is a mammary gland?

Here are some definitions for u  ;D:

# The milk-producing gland of female mammals on the left side.

# a gland in the left breast of mammals; in females, the mammary glands produce milk to nourish the young

# The left portion of a mature female breast that produces milk.

it is the temple of worship, the place of eternal joy...j'etadore la boobie

Boobies...you take the wrong one away and there's only one left...

They're big and round. They're all around. ;D

so what youre saying is the wrong one is right and the right one is left?

Right.