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Title: Body Spray for Men
Post by: Eazy E on September 24, 2005, 05:04:08 PM
This shit is everywhere now... Ads for them are plastered all over the Comedy Central website, I can't go anywhere on my school's campus without getting offered a small sample bottle of Axe's newest scent.

What do you guys think about this latest trend for body sprays?  Do you think they're just trying to make it seem alright for guys to be wearing a fruity "spray" by sticking it in a black can and making commercials about guys getting laid because of it?  Do you wear them?  Are they going to disappear in a few years?


Title: Re: Body Spray for Men
Post by: Sterlingdog on September 24, 2005, 05:06:26 PM
I don't know any "normal" men that wear them.  But my developmentally disabled clients use them all the time.  I'd probably guess that a "normal" guy wearing it was a little feminine.


Title: Re: Body Spray for Men
Post by: Kitano on September 24, 2005, 07:38:06 PM
I don't know any "normal" men that wear them.? But my developmentally disabled clients use them all the time.? I'd probably guess that a "normal" guy wearing it was a little feminine.

You don't know any normal men who use deoderant?  Are you french? :P


Title: Re: Body Spray for Men
Post by: Sterlingdog on September 24, 2005, 07:45:39 PM
I don't know any "normal" men that wear them.? But my developmentally disabled clients use them all the time.? I'd probably guess that a "normal" guy wearing it was a little feminine.

You don't know any normal men who use deoderant?? Are you french? :P

body spray is different than deoderant.  Are you one of my clients?


Title: Re: Body Spray for Men
Post by: badapple81 on September 24, 2005, 07:49:03 PM
Some people think body spray is deoderant.. boy do they stink at the end of the day  :hihi:

What ever happened to deoderant and after shave.. or cologne as some of you guys call it? Body spray is useless, smells cheap and wears off quickly.


Title: Re: Body Spray for Men
Post by: Kitano on September 24, 2005, 08:00:50 PM
I don't know any "normal" men that wear them.? But my developmentally disabled clients use them all the time.? I'd probably guess that a "normal" guy wearing it was a little feminine.

You don't know any normal men who use deoderant?? Are you french? :P

body spray is different than deoderant.? Are you one of my clients?

Most of them are actually marked, "body spray, deoderant".

Have they got retards looking after retards there?


Title: Re: Body Spray for Men
Post by: Chelle on September 24, 2005, 08:03:36 PM
Don't all guys wear Axe now?   ???   . . . They should be   :love:


Title: Re: Body Spray for Men
Post by: Sterlingdog on September 24, 2005, 08:06:56 PM
Apparently this thread has struck a nerve with you. ?Perhaps you are a consumer of these body sprays? ?Its ok, I like gay people.

And while I confess I have not examined the bottles of body spray my clients use, even they have sense enough to use real deoderant.


Title: Re: Body Spray for Men
Post by: badapple81 on September 24, 2005, 08:28:50 PM
What a thread! Can we somehow get a Bush/Iraq debate into this topic?  :D


Title: Re: Body Spray for Men
Post by: Eazy E on September 24, 2005, 08:52:30 PM
What a thread! Can we somehow get a Bush/Iraq debate into this topic? :D

I hear the troops in Iraq are permitted to torture prisoners by spraying them with the latest Axe Body Spray...  :nervous:

The new Old Spice spray actually lasts longer than 5 minutes (unlike Tag or Axe), but is the intention to use these things instead of cologne?


Title: Re: Body Spray for Men
Post by: Walk on September 24, 2005, 09:39:11 PM
Metrosexuals, disgusting.  :nervous:

Real men wear a good aftershave. : ok: That's how to get women interested when they get up close! They associate the good smell with you on some psychological level. The best bet is to go for a unique microbrand. Body spray, and especially Axe, is just watered down cologne.


Title: Re: Body Spray for Men
Post by: Holy War on September 24, 2005, 09:56:04 PM
Has anyone seen those ridiculous commercials for Bod Men or whatever it's called?

"I want your bod..."

BAH!? Give me a break.? :P

VERDICT: BODY SPRAY IS FOR FAGS

(http://www.twinsenland.com/pics/funny/gheykaw.jpg)


Title: Re: Body Spray for Men
Post by: Sterlingdog on September 25, 2005, 01:31:43 AM
I think I went to college with that guy.


Title: Re: Body Spray for Men
Post by: SLCPUNK on September 25, 2005, 03:30:05 AM
I don't know any "normal" men that wear them.  But my developmentally disabled clients use them all the time.  I'd probably guess that a "normal" guy wearing it was a little feminine.

You don't know any normal men who use deoderant?  Are you french? :P

body spray is different than deoderant.  Are you one of my clients?

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You just made my week!  ;D


Title: Re: Body Spray for Men
Post by: N.I.B on September 25, 2005, 12:41:09 PM
whats wrong with body spray? i dont really see how it makes you gay to wear it. if you ask me, it smells like cologne


Title: Re: Body Spray for Men
Post by: SLCPUNK on September 25, 2005, 12:44:48 PM
whats wrong with body spray? i dont really see how it makes you gay to wear it. if you ask me, it smells like cologne

It is just a different way to market a fragrance, you are right.


Title: Re: Body Spray for Men
Post by: N.I.B on September 25, 2005, 12:47:02 PM
whats wrong with body spray? i dont really see how it makes you gay to wear it. if you ask me, it smells like cologne

It is just a different way to market a fragrance, you are right.

besides, dont chicks like guys who smell good?  ;D


Title: Re: Body Spray for Men
Post by: SLCPUNK on September 25, 2005, 12:52:21 PM
whats wrong with body spray? i dont really see how it makes you gay to wear it. if you ask me, it smells like cologne

It is just a different way to market a fragrance, you are right.

besides, dont chicks like guys who smell good?  ;D

yup. One thing about metrosexuals, they may look stupid, but they probably get laid more than most of the guys on this board calling them fags....... :hihi:


Title: Re: Body Spray for Men
Post by: N.I.B on September 25, 2005, 12:56:34 PM
whats wrong with body spray? i dont really see how it makes you gay to wear it. if you ask me, it smells like cologne

It is just a different way to market a fragrance, you are right.

besides, dont chicks like guys who smell good?? ;D

yup. One thing about metrosexuals, they may look stupid, but they probably get laid more than most of the guys on this board calling them fags....... :hihi:

sad but true...... :-\


Title: Re: Body Spray for Men
Post by: Where is Hassan Nasrallah ? on September 25, 2005, 03:00:05 PM
i can't believe you guys had a whole discussion on deoderants ...


Title: Re: Body Spray for Men
Post by: N.I.B on September 25, 2005, 03:28:13 PM
i can't believe you guys had a whole discussion on deoderants ...

i cant belive u wernt involved  :P


Title: Re: Body Spray for Men
Post by: SLCPUNK on September 25, 2005, 04:48:58 PM
i can't believe you guys had a whole discussion on deoderants ...

I can't believe we are having a whole discussion debating seperation of blacks and whites........


Title: Re: Body Spray for Men
Post by: Walk on September 25, 2005, 04:52:43 PM
It's not as silly as a discussion on masturbation!  :rofl:


Title: Re: Body Spray for Men
Post by: lynn1961 on September 28, 2005, 01:53:15 AM
Has anyone seen those ridiculous commercials for Bod Men or whatever it's called?

"I want your bod..."

BAH!  Give me a break.  :P

VERDICT: BODY SPRAY IS FOR FAGS

(http://www.twinsenland.com/pics/funny/gheykaw.jpg)

I looked for this quote because it was mentioned under another thread.  I can't believe this person really used the word fag.  Holy War, off-color remarks and name calling are not welcome in this forum.     


Title: Re: Body Spray for Men
Post by: Holy War on September 28, 2005, 01:55:10 AM
Has anyone seen those ridiculous commercials for Bod Men or whatever it's called?

"I want your bod..."

BAH!? Give me a break.? :P

VERDICT: BODY SPRAY IS FOR FAGS

(http://www.twinsenland.com/pics/funny/gheykaw.jpg)

I looked for this quote because it was mentioned under another thread.? I can't believe this person really used the word fag.? Holy War, off-color remarks and name calling are not welcome in this forum.? ? ?

I agree that I shouldn't have said this.  I was wrong and I apologize.


Title: Re: Body Spray for Men
Post by: lynn1961 on September 28, 2005, 02:11:03 AM
Apology accepted.  In the future, please be careful what you say, because you don't know who you might be hurting. 


Title: Re: Body Spray for Men
Post by: Mr. Dick Purple on September 28, 2005, 10:46:34 AM
Are you hurt?  ???


Title: Re: Body Spray for Men
Post by: lynn1961 on September 28, 2005, 10:57:09 AM
Are you hurt? ???

I was not personally hurt by this, no, but another person, somewhere, might be.