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Title: Bush 'caught short' at UN summit
Post by: jarmo on September 15, 2005, 06:08:12 PM
Story and picture at http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4249646.stm




/jarmo


Title: Re: Bush 'caught short' at UN summit
Post by: the dirt on September 15, 2005, 06:17:46 PM
Sometimes you just gotta go :)


Title: Re: Bush 'caught short' at UN summit
Post by: SLCPUNK on September 15, 2005, 06:34:36 PM
And people say he isn't human.....


Title: Re: Bush 'caught short' at UN summit
Post by: 2NaFish on September 15, 2005, 07:36:11 PM
oh my god! some of it is joined up. (i'll look past the fact that "i think i may need a bathroom break?" isn't really a question)(unless condaleeza knows more about his bowels than he does.)

He's doing well is old Bush. He's mastered that opposable thumb too. One step up from a chimp.


Title: Re: Bush 'caught short' at UN summit
Post by: AdZ on September 15, 2005, 07:37:41 PM
Yeah but he still can't decide between caps and lower case.


Title: Re: Bush 'caught short' at UN summit
Post by: SLCPUNK on September 15, 2005, 08:37:51 PM
Yeah but he still can't decide between caps and lower case.



 He's mastered that opposable thumb too. One step up from a chimp.

haha, some things take time......

(http://tinypic.com/dpg77n.jpg)


Title: Re: Bush 'caught short' at UN summit
Post by: Jamie on September 16, 2005, 12:41:52 PM
Ms. Rice, I think I may need a bathroom break? Can you please tell me how I know when I need to empty the fireman just one more time? George


Title: Re: Bush 'caught short' at UN summit
Post by: Axls Locomotive on September 17, 2005, 07:21:24 AM
...did ms rice pull down the zip? thats what i want to know  :hihi:


Title: Re: Bush 'caught short' at UN summit
Post by: Evolution on September 17, 2005, 08:21:55 AM
"Is this possible?"

What makes him think Rice is in the loop regarding his pisser problems?


Title: Re: Bush 'caught short' at UN summit
Post by: Kitano on September 17, 2005, 12:59:07 PM
If he had just gotten up and went to the bathroom then you people would be all over him for insulting whoever was speaking.  The note was obviously asking her if she thought it would be an issue if he left for a moment.  If you have policy disagreements with President Bush then you can disagree but this is just a pathetic cheap shot at the guy. 

It's interesting that the US media had enough respect not to run this nonstory, the "cultured" europeans were very eager to descend into the gutter on this one.


Title: Re: Bush 'caught short' at UN summit
Post by: Evolution on September 17, 2005, 01:56:33 PM
If he had just gotten up and went to the bathroom then you people would be all over him for insulting whoever was speaking.  The note was obviously asking her if she thought it would be an issue if he left for a moment.  If you have policy disagreements with President Bush then you can disagree but this is just a pathetic cheap shot at the guy. 

It's interesting that the US media had enough respect not to run this nonstory, the "cultured" europeans were very eager to descend into the gutter on this one.

 :hihi: It's all just a "...and finally" kinda news story Kitano. Just to remind people he is still human


Title: Re: Bush 'caught short' at UN summit
Post by: SLCPUNK on September 17, 2005, 02:01:20 PM

His could be the biggest leak since Watergate......


Title: Re: Bush 'caught short' at UN summit
Post by: jarmo on September 17, 2005, 02:44:01 PM
If he had just gotten up and went to the bathroom then you people would be all over him for insulting whoever was speaking.? The note was obviously asking her if she thought it would be an issue if he left for a moment.? If you have policy disagreements with President Bush then you can disagree but this is just a pathetic cheap shot at the guy.?

It's interesting that the US media had enough respect not to run this nonstory, the "cultured" europeans were very eager to descend into the gutter on this one.


Maybe it's because the "cultured" Europeans see the fun in this?  ::)




/jarmo


Title: Re: Bush 'caught short' at UN summit
Post by: Axls Locomotive on September 17, 2005, 03:19:45 PM
If he had just gotten up and went to the bathroom then you people would be all over him for insulting whoever was speaking.  The note was obviously asking her if she thought it would be an issue if he left for a moment.  If you have policy disagreements with President Bush then you can disagree but this is just a pathetic cheap shot at the guy. 

It's interesting that the US media had enough respect not to run this nonstory, the "cultured" europeans were very eager to descend into the gutter on this one.

if bush had any brains then he would be able to judge the situation himself

maybe the media were too busy laughing and rolling on the floor to reach their keyboards :hihi:


Title: Re: Bush 'caught short' at UN summit
Post by: 2NaFish on September 17, 2005, 05:12:03 PM
If he had just gotten up and went to the bathroom then you people would be all over him for insulting whoever was speaking. The note was obviously asking her if she thought it would be an issue if he left for a moment. If you have policy disagreements with President Bush then you can disagree but this is just a pathetic cheap shot at the guy.

It's interesting that the US media had enough respect not to run this nonstory, the "cultured" europeans were very eager to descend into the gutter on this one.

For fucks sake grow up.. Can we not have a little joke about it?

If you took any of that seriously then you're a moron.


Title: Re: Bush 'caught short' at UN summit
Post by: noonespecial on September 17, 2005, 06:35:15 PM
Yeah, Piss off if you can't take a joke :hihi:


Title: Re: Bush 'caught short' at UN summit
Post by: Jamie on September 17, 2005, 06:37:15 PM
Yeah, Jesus it's not like it's some Liberal conspiracy to drag down the Bush administration, for fucks sake.


Title: Re: Bush 'caught short' at UN summit
Post by: 2NaFish on September 17, 2005, 07:26:15 PM
Yeah, Jesus it's not like it's some Liberal conspiracy to drag down the Bush administration, for fucks sake.

or is it?




No, no it's not


Title: Re: Bush 'caught short' at UN summit
Post by: Walk on September 17, 2005, 10:24:51 PM
What worthless "news".


Title: Re: Bush 'caught short' at UN summit
Post by: 2NaFish on September 17, 2005, 10:40:44 PM
What worthless "news".

Have you ever actually watched the news or read a 'paper.

This isn't the BBC's leading story, it's an "and finally" piece. But judging by your comment you're too thick to realise that. I can't see any other reason why you would post that.


Title: Re: Bush 'caught short' at UN summit
Post by: N.I.B on September 17, 2005, 10:44:31 PM
well, nature called and he answered  ;)


Title: Re: Bush 'caught short' at UN summit
Post by: SLCPUNK on September 18, 2005, 01:03:58 AM
Yeah, Jesus it's not like it's some Liberal conspiracy to drag down the Bush administration, for fucks sake.

If the media was sooooo liberal as they claim, why don't we see this all over the news?

Hmmm...

I did see it on Drudge however, a right wing propaganda website.....imagine that.

Reuters leaked (oops!) the story first.........


Title: Re: Bush 'caught short' at UN summit
Post by: Jamie on September 18, 2005, 10:52:31 AM
Yeah, Jesus it's not like it's some Liberal conspiracy to drag down the Bush administration, for fucks sake.

If the media was sooooo liberal as they claim, why don't we see this all over the news?

Hmmm...

I did see it on Drudge however, a right wing propaganda website.....imagine that.

Reuters leaked (oops!) the story first.........

Yeah, but you see, the Republicans speak in code, Bush's bathroom break is really him going to change into his super hero costume to fight the evils of terorrism. Every Republican knows this so they reported it as a "bathroom break" to fool the "liberal media".


Title: Re: Bush 'caught short' at UN summit
Post by: SLCPUNK on September 18, 2005, 12:08:44 PM
Yeah, Jesus it's not like it's some Liberal conspiracy to drag down the Bush administration, for fucks sake.

If the media was sooooo liberal as they claim, why don't we see this all over the news?

Hmmm...

I did see it on Drudge however, a right wing propaganda website.....imagine that.

Reuters leaked (oops!) the story first.........

Yeah, but you see, the Republicans speak in code, Bush's bathroom break is really him going to change into his super hero costume to fight the evils of terorrism. Every Republican knows this so they reported it as a "bathroom break" to fool the "liberal media".

Ahhh...It's all coming clear now.

Similar to how the liberal media ran the story of Clintons BJ non-stop as a diversion tactic, to cover the fact that he would soon lie about the BJ...

It all makes sense now......

Damn, these guys are good.


Title: Re: Bush 'caught short' at UN summit
Post by: Jamie on September 18, 2005, 12:13:01 PM
Yeah, Jesus it's not like it's some Liberal conspiracy to drag down the Bush administration, for fucks sake.

If the media was sooooo liberal as they claim, why don't we see this all over the news?

Hmmm...

I did see it on Drudge however, a right wing propaganda website.....imagine that.

Reuters leaked (oops!) the story first.........

Yeah, but you see, the Republicans speak in code, Bush's bathroom break is really him going to change into his super hero costume to fight the evils of terorrism. Every Republican knows this so they reported it as a "bathroom break" to fool the "liberal media".

Ahhh...It's all coming clear now.

Similar to how the liberal media ran the story of Clintons BJ non-stop as a diversion tactic, to cover the fact that he would soon lie about the BJ...

It all makes sense now......

Damn, these guys are good.

Exactly! The government don't want us to know anything.