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Title: Congrats Britney !
Post by: Jessica on September 15, 2005, 08:23:47 AM
Let's wish her the best, she is a mum from today, a little boy is born.  : ok: :peace:


Title: Re: Congrats Britney !
Post by: pilferk on September 15, 2005, 09:21:25 AM
I have to say...I get a little bit of guilty pleasure out of the fact she ended up having a C-section.

No more low riders for her. :)

Yeah...I'm a stinker.



Title: Re: Congrats Britney !
Post by: Kujo on September 15, 2005, 09:46:31 AM
Any moron can get pregnant, or get someone pregnant for that matter. These two are a perfect example of that.

I'll hold my congratulations for awhile until  we see how this turns out a few years from now.

Lets see how long Federline sticks around this time. He has already established a behavioral pattern in these matters.

I'll say conrats to the child for being born and heres to hoping he gets a good psychiatrist.


Title: Re: Congrats Britney !
Post by: Mr. Dick Purple on September 15, 2005, 09:53:14 AM
I have to agree with Kujo, let's hope the child in a good hands  :peace:


Title: Re: Congrats Britney !
Post by: Sin Cut on September 15, 2005, 10:06:27 AM
I wonder when she is going to do it again.


Title: Re: Congrats Britney !
Post by: pilferk on September 15, 2005, 10:10:04 AM
I wonder when she is going to do it again.

6 to 8 weeks after the C-section is how long the Docs say you have to wait to "do it" again.
 ;) :D

OH, wait..you meant have another kid.


Title: Re: Congrats Britney !
Post by: Sin Cut on September 15, 2005, 10:17:25 AM
I wonder when she is going to do it again.

6 to 8 weeks after the C-section is how long the Docs say you have to wait to "do it" again.
 ;) :D

OH, wait..you meant have another kid.
shit.. 6 weeks without sex, lol, shit happens!


Title: Re: Congrats Britney !
Post by: Bridge on September 15, 2005, 10:49:06 AM
"Kevin Federline has said his and Britney's first child will be named 'Vegas' because it's his favorite place in the world.  Which explains why their second child will be named 'Couch'."

--Conan O'Brien


Title: Re: Congrats Britney !
Post by: Cornell on September 15, 2005, 11:02:02 AM
I wonder when she is going to do it again.

6 to 8 weeks after the C-section is how long the Docs say you have to wait to "do it" again.
 ;) :D

OH, wait..you meant have another kid.
shit.. 6 weeks without sex, lol, shit happens!

Believe me, it's the last thing you're thining about with little to no sleep.


Title: Re: Congrats Britney !
Post by: shades on September 15, 2005, 11:15:49 AM
God bless that poor child.

Can you say Nanny
 


Title: Re: Congrats Britney !
Post by: Where is Hassan Nasrallah ? on September 15, 2005, 11:26:28 AM
maybe the baby will die soon ?


i'm just kiddin. i like britney.


Title: Re: Congrats Britney !
Post by: pilferk on September 15, 2005, 11:32:16 AM
I wonder when she is going to do it again.

6 to 8 weeks after the C-section is how long the Docs say you have to wait to "do it" again.
 ;) :D

OH, wait..you meant have another kid.
shit.. 6 weeks without sex, lol, shit happens!

Believe me, it's the last thing you're thining about with little to no sleep.

Heh heh...maybe it was the last thing YOU were thinking about. :)

With both kids (my wife had C's both times), it wasn't the last thing I was thinking about...though it WAS probably the last thing she was thinking of....


Title: Re: Congrats Britney !
Post by: 2NaFish on September 15, 2005, 11:40:23 AM
atleast the kid will be well fed.....


Title: Re: Congrats Britney !
Post by: SLCPUNK on September 15, 2005, 11:41:13 AM
Raising kids are easy, just don't dangle them over the balcony when the cameras are filming..... :P


Title: Re: Congrats Britney !
Post by: Cornell on September 15, 2005, 12:05:22 PM
I wonder when she is going to do it again.

6 to 8 weeks after the C-section is how long the Docs say you have to wait to "do it" again.
 ;) :D

OH, wait..you meant have another kid.
shit.. 6 weeks without sex, lol, shit happens!

Believe me, it's the last thing you're thining about with little to no sleep.

Heh heh...maybe it was the last thing YOU were thinking about. :)

With both kids (my wife had C's both times), it wasn't the last thing I was thinking about...though it WAS probably the last thing she was thinking of....

 :hihi:  You're probably right!  You GUYS always have that on the brain.   ;)

Why do people feel sorry for her baby?  Lots of famous people have a nanny.  :-\


Title: Re: Congrats Britney !
Post by: Kujo on September 15, 2005, 12:12:33 PM

Why do people feel sorry for her baby??

Genetics, thats why.


Title: Re: Congrats Britney !
Post by: Cornell on September 15, 2005, 12:15:20 PM

Why do people feel sorry for her baby??

Genetics, thats why.

There sure have been a lot worse!


Title: Re: Congrats Britney !
Post by: SLCPUNK on September 15, 2005, 12:25:56 PM

Why do people feel sorry for her baby? 

Genetics, thats why.

There sure have been a lot worse!

(http://tinypic.com/dp7nye.jpg)


Title: Re: Congrats Britney !
Post by: Kujo on September 15, 2005, 12:31:35 PM

Why do people feel sorry for her baby??

Genetics, thats why.

There sure have been a lot worse!

(http://tinypic.com/dp7nye.jpg)

There is a really obvious joke here but I've been told that I pick on D too much so I'll just leave it alone ;)


Title: Re: Congrats Britney !
Post by: Izzy on September 15, 2005, 12:52:23 PM
Congrats to the baby - no need for u to ever work!


Title: Re: Congrats Britney !
Post by: Buddy J.B. on September 15, 2005, 02:48:47 PM
Maybe each kid to come out of Britney will have a different dad. :hihi:


Title: Re: Congrats Britney !
Post by: Sin Cut on September 15, 2005, 07:44:58 PM

Why do people feel sorry for her baby? 

Genetics, thats why.

There sure have been a lot worse!

The Osbournes?


Title: Re: Congrats Britney !
Post by: Sterlingdog on September 15, 2005, 09:21:24 PM
Does it not bother anyone that this immature moron actually opted for a C-section because she didn't want to go through the pain of labor?  If there is anything in the world worth suffering pain for, isn't it to bring a child into the world?  I think she was horribly irresponsible by not attempting labor.  Its safer for the baby and for the mother.  C-sections are supposed to be when there isn't another option, not because you are too lazy or too pampered to go through labor.  I think she already started off on the wrong foot as a mother, she thought of her own comfort before the health and safety of her baby.


Title: Re: Congrats Britney !
Post by: Sin Cut on September 15, 2005, 10:09:30 PM
I thought it was because she had to  ???


Title: Re: Congrats Britney !
Post by: Cornell on September 15, 2005, 10:11:19 PM

Why do people feel sorry for her baby??

Genetics, thats why.

There sure have been a lot worse!

The Osbournes?

 :hihi: Great example!

I thought Britney had to have a C-section too.  :-\


Title: Re: Congrats Britney !
Post by: Sterlingdog on September 15, 2005, 10:11:54 PM
I thought it was because she had to? ???

I think she has some reps now saying there might have been complications. ?But she has said in many interviews that she planned on having a c-section. ?At one point she even said it was scheduled for Sep. 23. ?But now conveniently, it coincides with the release of her new perfume. ?


Title: Re: Congrats Britney !
Post by: Lisa on September 15, 2005, 10:17:32 PM
Congrats..I guess they have to go shopping for the new 'double wide' now :hihi:


Title: Re: Congrats Britney !
Post by: ClintroN on September 16, 2005, 03:10:00 AM
rich little fucka


Title: Re: Congrats Britney !
Post by: Chris Misfit on September 16, 2005, 08:15:56 AM
Fuck sake she just did what billions of women have done before!

The kid will be called Vegas. Grow up, and live off mothers glorys. It'll be like the fucking Osbournes all over again. With all the available ammunition in america, why do we let these morons live?


Title: Re: Congrats Britney !
Post by: pilferk on September 16, 2005, 09:33:49 AM
Does it not bother anyone that this immature moron actually opted for a C-section because she didn't want to go through the pain of labor?? If there is anything in the world worth suffering pain for, isn't it to bring a child into the world?? I think she was horribly irresponsible by not attempting labor.? Its safer for the baby and for the mother.? C-sections are supposed to be when there isn't another option, not because you are too lazy or too pampered to go through labor.? I think she already started off on the wrong foot as a mother, she thought of her own comfort before the health and safety of her baby.

It definitely was a planned C-section, but planned for what purpose, I'm not sure.  She MIGHT have chosen to do it, or there may have been complications that caused the doctor to recommend one.

C-sections ARE riskier than vaginal birth, but the mortality and complication rate isn't all THAT different, actually.


Title: Re: Congrats Britney !
Post by: Sterlingdog on September 16, 2005, 10:55:34 AM

It definitely was a planned C-section, but planned for what purpose, I'm not sure.? She MIGHT have chosen to do it, or there may have been complications that caused the doctor to recommend one.

C-sections ARE riskier than vaginal birth, but the mortality and complication rate isn't all THAT different, actually.

I read an article yesterday where she stated she was planning on a c-section because she didn't think she could handle the pain.  She stated it was scheduled for September 23.  I don't know why she moved it up, the launch of the new perfume might have just been a coincidence, but it looks suspicious to me.  Most doctors won't allow a woman to opt for a c-section for such a stupid reason, but she's got money.