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Title: Mark CHOPPER Read...WILD COLONIAL PSYCHO's TOUR
Post by: ClintroN on August 17, 2005, 02:25:11 AM
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Here's a picture of me n' the real deal the first time i saw him live at the Browns Plains Hotel with 'Jacko', ignore the date, its about 2 years ago!!

But i got to see Mark 'Chopper' Read and Mark 'Jacko' Jackson (the Enigizer guy) live again on the weekend down the road from me at the Logan Diggers Club.

I'll get the new pics of me n' him with afew mates tomorrow when i can.  they fuckin' rock


Chopper pretty much gave us (the crowd) storys about his times n' jail n' some of the grosest shit ever that happend to him and what he did on the out side, n' Jacko tellin' his footy storys n' shit.
it was fuckin' hilarious : ok:

If you dont know who he is, Chopper has a true story movie BASED on him n' his life.  He vertually robbed drug dealers n' killed dozens of bad fuckers........He's like the Ned Kelly of today, n' if you know Australia...you know we love our crims. :hihi:  top guy but :smoking: :hihi:   they used to call him ToeCutter for cutting peoples toes off.

He spent 23 years in jail n' has done 11 books now, the movie is one of my favs but really lets you down after you read his books....trust me!!!   

NOTICE HE HAS NO FUCKIN' EARS :hihi: :beer:
he cut em' off  when he was 23, to get outta H davision (jail) before he got killed.
He's been stabed dozens of times, one straight through the heart,  blow torched, shot afew times........you fuckin' name it, its happend to him.

I know the movie was released world wide, anyone seen it.........i cant stress enough that the movie really tells us fuck all about whats really goin' on n' is alittle hard to follow, some bullshit in it too but over all a fuckin' awsome movie.!!

The also auctioned off all these mint Axe's, swords n' all these fuckin' leathel weapons signed n' all, but when everyone bought em' n' r' about to leave, they had to leave through the main bar area, my mate got tackled by 3 bouncers 'cause he had an Axe but everyone had these woapons n ' they didnt know what to do.....fuckin' funny :yes:

He's been totaly out of prison since 98', since then he has given up crime and the underworld of Melbourne Australia, still writes n' shit..........unreal that he is still alive though..........if you can, get the movie out!!



pretty drunk too...as you can tell!! :beer:


Title: Re: Mark CHOPPER Read (pic)
Post by: Genesis on August 17, 2005, 03:39:37 AM
Fuckin hell, i wouldn't stand that close to him, if i were u clint...  :nervous:


Title: Re: Mark CHOPPER Read (pic)
Post by: ClintroN on August 17, 2005, 06:05:07 AM
The Wild Colonial Psychos Tour

Here's me all pissed up with Chop Chop last Sat night, we were all fuckin' waisted!!
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My mate Brezza who bought the mechete for $220
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My mate Damo 'Warfy' scored the Axe for $350 :o
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n' me again (tryin' to hold a jumper, photo case n' a bloody beer) with the first stand up dude, Nick the Hip...he had nothin' to say except pot pot n' more pot
He's from Freemantle Perth, near where Gunner_Girl lives!!!
he was funny as hell man!!!

prob.around 500 people, pretty rowdy crowd, especially from my table :beer:

oh yeah, ignore the date's again.

All you Aussies go see em' when there 'round you way : ok:


Title: Re: Mark CHOPPER Read (pic)
Post by: SLCPUNK on August 17, 2005, 12:02:07 PM
You are even more crazy looking than I imagined.... :hihi:


Title: Re: Mark CHOPPER Read (pic)
Post by: R4tfink on August 17, 2005, 12:10:14 PM
Fucking awesome, ive read Chopper I, II and III and they all rule.
The movie is fucking awesome and you can pick it up cheap as hell on Amazon now, Chopper is played by the guy who played Eric Banner in The Hulk....Cant remember his name.
Dammit.

Great bloke, with some great stories!


Nice one Clintron!



Title: Re: Mark CHOPPER Read (pic)
Post by: Butch Français on August 17, 2005, 03:31:13 PM
his name is Eric Bana, and he played BRUCE Banner, hehe.
haven't seen the movie yet, gonna do it soon though!


Title: Re: Mark CHOPPER Read...WILD COLONIAL PSYCHO's TOUR
Post by: ClintroN on August 17, 2005, 05:43:52 PM
Chopper claims that he never bashed up no women, shot drugs up (he has, but not like the movie makes out) or really worked for the coppas......
But one thing i remember him sayin' is...' I never beat up a women named Tanya, her real name was SHAZZA (tattood on his wrist as you can see) and the only time i would hit her was to give her a little tap on the arse 'cause she was a crossed eyed prostitute!!' :hihi:

I bought the Psycho's DVD too : ok:


Title: Re: Mark CHOPPER Read...WILD COLONIAL PSYCHO's TOUR
Post by: Miss-Aussie on August 17, 2005, 08:46:18 PM
chop chop is a fuking legend... thanks for the pics babe :)

i still have not read any of his books as i dont even get enough time to read the newspaper... :'(



Title: Re: Mark CHOPPER Read...WILD COLONIAL PSYCHO's TOUR
Post by: Timothy on August 17, 2005, 09:34:36 PM
ClintroN - NIN BOUND,thanks for posting the pics. :beer:


Title: Re: Mark CHOPPER Read...WILD COLONIAL PSYCHO's TOUR
Post by: Miss-Aussie on August 17, 2005, 11:17:03 PM
ClintroN - NIN BOUND,thanks for posting the pics. :beer:

clint is the bomb :)