Title: Midgets vs a lion Post by: SLCPUNK on August 16, 2005, 03:34:53 PM http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach/38/355838/BBCNEWSWorldLionMutilates42MidgetsinCambodianRing-Fight.htm
Now I thought stuff like this only happened in Kentucky...Whudda thunk? ********* An African Lion much like this is responsible for the death of 28 Cambodian Midgets Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of K?mp?ng Chhn?ng. The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters. Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine." This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted. An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located K?mp?ng Chhn?ng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city?s coliseum. The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena. The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back. Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they ?? could out-wit and out-muscle [it].? Unfortunately, he was wrong. Title: Re: Midgets vs a lion Post by: Skeletor on August 16, 2005, 04:19:56 PM Brutal!!
..but still.. :rofl: Title: Re: Midgets vs a lion Post by: Where is Hassan Nasrallah ? on August 16, 2005, 04:27:54 PM wow ! taht's kinda cool ... in 50 years it'd be like amyth, and the lion will be like 500000 feet tall and breath fire .....
Title: Re: Midgets vs a lion Post by: Vicious Wishes on August 16, 2005, 04:43:55 PM Good for the lion. Same thing with bulls who are tortured in the name of "sport"; the animal is only defending itself.
Title: Re: Midgets vs a lion Post by: N.I.B on August 16, 2005, 07:23:37 PM wow ! taht's kinda cool ... in 50 years it'd be like amyth, and the lion will be like? 500000 feet tall and breath fire ..... if you look at it from the midgit's perspective, it already is man ________________________________________________________________________________________________ Alrighty, next round: 100,000 innocent civilians against a nuclear weapon. Place you bets, people! Title: Re: Midgets vs a lion Post by: SLCPUNK on August 16, 2005, 10:54:21 PM Crazy midgets...thought they could take lion on....lol...wtf??? :rofl:
Brutal indeed. Title: Re: Midgets vs a lion Post by: Axls Locomotive on August 17, 2005, 02:30:11 PM didnt this happen a while back, i remember reading about it
its not just a case of being short, but short-sighted too :hihi: Title: Re: Midgets vs a lion Post by: SLCPUNK on August 17, 2005, 05:26:09 PM didnt this happen a while back, i remember reading about it its not just a case of being short, but short-sighted too :hihi: Let the short jokes fly! :hihi: Title: Re: Midgets vs a lion Post by: MikeB on August 18, 2005, 04:14:07 PM Crazy midgets...thought they could take lion on....lol...wtf???? :rofl: Fucking idiots, nothing against midgets either.Brutal indeed. Title: Re: Midgets vs a lion Post by: SLCPUNK on August 18, 2005, 04:15:13 PM Crazy midgets...thought they could take lion on....lol...wtf??? :rofl: Fucking idiots, nothing against midgets either.Brutal indeed. Midgets freak me out...seriously. Title: Re: Midgets vs a lion Post by: MikeB on August 18, 2005, 04:43:41 PM I find them creepy too, I'm used to being smarter than younger kids .You can't judge by size, that's for sure.
Title: Re: Midgets vs a lion Post by: N.I.B on August 18, 2005, 09:41:56 PM You can't judge by size, that's for sure. You keep taking her advice :hihi: im kidding...*sigh*...i get no respect :P Title: Re: Midgets vs a lion Post by: Miss-Aussie on August 19, 2005, 04:06:47 AM Midgets are AWSOME :)
they make me laugh, not that i like pulling the piss outa them, i have a friend of the family that is a midget, he is about 40.... but it is a shame that they dont normally live to an old age. short people rock !!! :p Title: Re: Midgets vs a lion Post by: MikeB on August 19, 2005, 09:20:40 AM You can't judge by size, that's for sure. You keep taking her advice? :hihi: im kidding...*sigh*...i get no respect :P Title: Re: Midgets vs a lion Post by: Axls Locomotive on August 19, 2005, 04:45:42 PM didnt this happen a while back, i remember reading about it its not just a case of being short, but short-sighted too :hihi: Let the short jokes fly! :hihi: its like the lion king versus the 7 dwarfs isnt it? :o Title: Re: Midgets vs a lion Post by: N.I.B on August 19, 2005, 11:10:11 PM didnt this happen a while back, i remember reading about it its not just a case of being short, but short-sighted too :hihi: Let the short jokes fly!? :hihi: its like the lion king versus the 7 dwarfs isnt it? :o :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: 7 + another 35 Title: Re: Midgets vs a lion Post by: Lisa on August 20, 2005, 01:05:23 PM Crazy midgets...thought they could take lion on....lol...wtf???? :rofl: Fucking idiots, nothing against midgets either.Brutal indeed. Midgets freak me out...seriously. Title: Re: Midgets vs a lion Post by: Skeletor on August 23, 2005, 09:58:41 AM By the way, click the link and read what is says at the top of the page in red.
Title: Re: Midgets vs a lion Post by: SLCPUNK on August 23, 2005, 11:18:54 AM By the way, click the link and read what is says at the top of the page in red. haha...this just in! Wow...didn't say that before...... :P Title: Re: Midgets vs a lion Post by: Queen of Everything on August 23, 2005, 10:50:49 PM Crazy midgets...thought they could take lion on....lol...wtf???? :rofl: Fucking idiots, nothing against midgets either.Brutal indeed. Midgets freak me out...seriously. Midgets and Clowns *happy place happy place* Title: Re: Midgets vs a lion Post by: SLCPUNK on August 24, 2005, 01:40:16 AM Crazy midgets...thought they could take lion on....lol...wtf??? :rofl: Fucking idiots, nothing against midgets either.Brutal indeed. Midgets freak me out...seriously. Midgets and Clowns *happy place happy place* haha, yea I don't like clowns either!!! :rofl: :rofl: Title: Re: Midgets vs a lion Post by: journey on August 24, 2005, 02:52:32 AM They prefer to be called little people, SLC.
Just a tip from yours truly, the politically correct police officer.? ;) Title: Re: Midgets vs a lion Post by: Skeba on August 24, 2005, 03:09:42 AM "I don't like to think of people as little people... ...I know a lot of people in showbusiness talk about 'the little people', but I think that everybody's the same. The midgets, the regular people... were all human beings, except some of us are small and have weird big heads..." -Norm MacDonald
Title: Re: Midgets vs a lion Post by: journey on August 24, 2005, 03:28:39 AM Norm's a wise man. I like when he said, "What the fuck was that?" on SNL. That was so great. I can't believe they fired him for that.
Title: Re: Midgets vs a lion Post by: *Izzy* on August 24, 2005, 11:46:42 AM They prefer to be called little people, SLC. No actually WE prefer to be called vertically challenged people :smoking: Izzy? :smoking: Title: Re: Midgets vs a lion Post by: Queen of Everything on August 25, 2005, 07:25:30 AM Crazy midgets...thought they could take lion on....lol...wtf???? :rofl: Fucking idiots, nothing against midgets either.Brutal indeed. Midgets freak me out...seriously. Midgets and Clowns? ? ? *happy place happy place* haha, yea I don't like clowns either!!! :rofl: :rofl: DOES ANYONE?! And they hire them to entertain CHILDREN.... WAKE UP PEOPLE - THEY WILL EAT YOU!!!!! Title: Re: Midgets vs a lion Post by: N.I.B on August 25, 2005, 12:07:39 PM They prefer to be called little people, SLC. No actually WE prefer to be called vertically challenged people :smoking: Izzy? :smoking: So thats y ur so odd, Iz :P :hihi: Title: Re: Midgets vs a lion Post by: *Izzy* on August 25, 2005, 12:29:43 PM They prefer to be called little people, SLC. No actually WE prefer to be called vertically challenged people :smoking: Izzy? :smoking: So thats y ur so odd, Iz? :P? :hihi: No that's just one of the reasons? :P :smoking: Izzy? :smoking: Title: Re: Midgets vs a lion Post by: SLCPUNK on August 25, 2005, 02:40:37 PM They prefer to be called little people, SLC. Just a tip from yours truly, the politically correct police officer. ;) yea, ok, well, those fuckin' little people freak me out...ok? :hihi: And clowns too...hate 'em. Title: Re: Midgets vs a lion Post by: Queen of Everything on August 25, 2005, 05:06:01 PM They prefer to be called little people, SLC. Just a tip from yours truly, the politically correct police officer.? ;) yea, ok, well, those fuckin' little people freak me out...ok? :hihi: And clowns too...hate 'em. Clowns?! Where?! :nervous: |