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Title: girls dont suck
Post by: im rickjames bitch on August 08, 2005, 12:17:42 AM
qoute i spend about 3 quarters of my life thinking about girls. im 17 and ive only had one girlfriend and she was fat. everyday and everynight i wish i had a girlfriend but the thing is im too ugly and too shy to get a girlfreind. its hard to find a time when a girl is alone to ask her out and most of the girls my age have boyfreinds anyway. when i get a good chance to ask someone out i get too shy. who needs girls anyway if i wasnt attracted to girls i would have plenty of time to study, play guitar and ps2. my family would save money on toilet paper and socks that i use for masturbating. my mum wouldnt find out the porn sites i visit. it would be even worse if i was gay cause there isnt many openly gay people my age. qoute

remember when i wrote that in the girls suck topic. since then i changed my name to psycotron. I GOT A GIRLFREIND!!! wat a fascinating turn of events. i thought id nether get a girl. i saw a girl i knew from school working at mcdonalds who dropped out. i just walked up to her and gave her my number while she was taking food to someones table and gave her my number. shes very good looking and weird and cool and hyperactive shes like natelie portmans character in the garden state. i just thought it was funny how i wrote that girls suck topic and now look wat happened  ;D


Title: Re: girls dont suck
Post by: MikeB on August 08, 2005, 12:31:29 AM
good for you


Title: Re: girls dont suck
Post by: Sin Cut on August 08, 2005, 01:03:25 AM
what if you turn gay?


Title: Re: girls dont suck
Post by: im rickjames bitch on August 08, 2005, 01:08:32 AM
well id just get a bf hopefully. that would be cool cause u would double your wardrobe


Title: Re: girls dont suck
Post by: Sin Cut on August 08, 2005, 01:14:39 AM
well id just get a bf hopefully. that would be cool cause u would double your wardrobe
my friend always said it's just easier if you'd be able to play in both teams  :hihi:


Title: Re: girls dont suck
Post by: SLCPUNK on August 08, 2005, 02:31:07 AM
well id just get a bf hopefully. that would be cool cause u would double your wardrobe
my friend always said it's just easier if you'd be able to play in both teams  :hihi:


Double the chance of getting a date....


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OK, good for you bro...Now if she breaks it off with you, please don't come back with another "I changed my mind, girls do suck! " thread...... :hihi:



Title: Re: girls dont suck
Post by: MikeB on August 08, 2005, 02:34:42 AM
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OK, good for you bro...Now if she breaks it off with you, please don't come back with another "I changed my mind, girls do suck! " thread...... :hihi:
haha.


Title: Re: girls dont suck
Post by: Genesis on August 08, 2005, 04:58:03 AM
I GOT A GIRLFREIND!!!
Good. At least hopefully now, u'd stop puttin ur photo around under various fuckin titles, asking board members to judge... Yech.  :P


Title: Re: girls dont suck
Post by: MR W,AXL ROSE on August 08, 2005, 05:05:23 AM
are your socks crispy  :drool:


Title: Re: girls dont suck
Post by: Skeletor on August 08, 2005, 05:40:52 AM
a girl i knew from school working at mcdonalds who dropped out

Awesome, you'll also get discount hamburgers!


Title: Re: girls dont suck
Post by: Mr. Dick Purple on August 08, 2005, 09:31:55 AM
Cool I told you girls were great  : ok:, keep on with your GF and good luck


Title: Re: girls dont suck
Post by: Carlos_f_Rose on August 08, 2005, 11:23:17 AM
Congratulations man, send a picture of your baby...


Title: Re: girls dont suck
Post by: Sakib on August 08, 2005, 11:26:14 AM
Im happy for u. well deserved. Perhaps da original posyt was a bit revealing but, u got yaself a chikan and dats wot matters


Title: Re: girls dont suck
Post by: SLCPUNK on August 08, 2005, 10:37:35 PM
a girl i knew from school working at mcdonalds who dropped out

Awesome, you'll also get discount hamburgers!

haha!

Too bad Peter Jennings wasn't alive to cover this story...It's a truly amazing!