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Title: What's wrong with my uncle? Post by: MikeB on July 15, 2005, 10:43:16 AM I think he's on drugs but everyone says he just a complete drunk. He's 55 years old and still lives with his mom! He talks like he's black. He's skinny as fucking hell.One time he told me when he drove in our town , a tiger attacked him and his girlfriend in his car(yeah right, we live in fucking Pennsylvania, USA!)He calls himself Johnny Rotten and claims the guy from The Sex Pistols stole it from him. He lied to me he's been playing guitar since the 60's, he can't play shit!He says he jammed with The Beatles , Rolling Stones, Jimi Hendrix. :hihi: I kind of think he's a drug-dealer, when he tells people to do stuff for him then they refuse but he says"are you sure? i'll pay you, any amount." I hate being around this guy , he's fucking annoying as hell. Don't you people think he's on more than booze?
Title: Re: What's wrong with my uncle? Post by: 2NaFish on July 15, 2005, 11:19:49 AM he sounds a bit simple to me.
Title: Re: What's wrong with my uncle? Post by: Jessica on July 15, 2005, 11:45:11 AM 1) looking for attention
2) on toxins 3) pathologied 4) depression 5) some illness ( not necessarily mad, but needing his mother's care..thousands of illnesses) 6) trying to impress you for a reason 7) i don't trust men who live with mum at 55 8) is he gay ? 9) not even thinking about the rest 10) yes i am, i lied. Title: Re: What's wrong with my uncle? Post by: MikeB on July 15, 2005, 11:54:56 AM Nah, he's no queer. Him, his girlfriend(shes fucking wierd too) and his mom all live together.He didn't always live with his mom, he was once married to my aunt , they had 3 daughters together but she left him.? I agree with numbers 1,4,5,6,9 Jessica. 2 and 3 I'm not sure.What do you mean by number 10?
Quote 10) yes i am, i lied. Title: Re: What's wrong with my uncle? Post by: Jessica on July 15, 2005, 12:52:43 PM Nah, he's no queer. Him, his girlfriend(shes fucking wierd too) and his mom all live together.He didn't always live with his mom, he was once married to my aunt , they had 3 daughters together but she left him.? I agree with numbers 1,4,5,6,9 Jessica. 2 and 3 I'm not sure.What do you mean by number 10? Quote 10) yes i am, i lied. oki, don't take me wrong, oki ? is he a bit promiscuous ? ( because all men i have known who lived wit htheir mums past a certain age were either sick or a bit promiscuous with one of the parents, i really really don't mean to offend, so i hope you won't be...) Title: Re: What's wrong with my uncle? Post by: liquidvirus on July 15, 2005, 01:39:46 PM woah, dont know bout him, but jess,you sure as hell made me sick!! :<
Title: Re: What's wrong with my uncle? Post by: Jessica on July 15, 2005, 01:41:46 PM woah, dont know bout him, but jess,you sure as hell made me sick!! :< read 9 and 10, i made ME sick luv... Title: Re: What's wrong with my uncle? Post by: Kujo on July 15, 2005, 02:43:00 PM D is your uncle?! :o
Title: Re: What's wrong with my uncle? Post by: D on July 15, 2005, 04:07:26 PM Holy Fuck that was great, u wait I will get u back!
:hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:priceless! Title: Re: What's wrong with my uncle? Post by: N.I.B on July 15, 2005, 04:10:38 PM D is your uncle?! :o small world, ain't it? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Title: Re: What's wrong with my uncle? Post by: D on July 15, 2005, 04:16:51 PM Kujo said it was a good size : ok: : ok:I cant top Kujo's, Its impossible.
Title: Re: What's wrong with my uncle? Post by: N.I.B on July 15, 2005, 04:21:08 PM Kujo said it was a good size : ok: : ok:I cant top Kujo's, Its impossible. patience. you'll get him evntually Title: Re: What's wrong with my uncle? Post by: Gunner80 on July 15, 2005, 11:52:09 PM woah, dont know bout him, but jess,you sure as hell made me sick!! :< Word, some people think they know it all, when the don't know nothing about nothing at all.Title: Re: What's wrong with my uncle? Post by: Lisa on July 16, 2005, 08:49:42 AM he sounds a bit simple to me. could be his parents are brother and sister :hihi:Title: Re: What's wrong with my uncle? Post by: MikeB on July 16, 2005, 11:17:51 AM he sounds a bit simple to me. could be his parents are brother and sister :hihi:Title: Re: What's wrong with my uncle? Post by: N.I.B on July 16, 2005, 01:40:16 PM he sounds a bit simple to me. could be his parents are brother and sister :hihi:Roses in the Attic, anyone? :hihi: Title: Re: What's wrong with my uncle? Post by: Axls Locomotive on July 16, 2005, 02:51:43 PM MikeB has obviously come straight out of the asylum... :P
Title: Re: What's wrong with my uncle? Post by: MikeB on July 17, 2005, 10:51:59 AM MikeB has obviously come straight out of the asylum... :P Trying to say I'm actually the one thats weird? :hihi:Title: Re: What's wrong with my uncle? Post by: Sin Cut on July 18, 2005, 12:12:45 AM he sounds a bit simple to me. could be his parents are brother and sister :hihi:Title: Re: What's wrong with my uncle? Post by: KeVoRkIaN on July 19, 2005, 05:18:22 PM Now he can brag how famous we made him on the internet
Title: Re: What's wrong with my uncle? Post by: MikeB on July 20, 2005, 03:36:10 AM If you looked at this guy you would laugh your ass off. Ever saw the movie "Beetlejuice?" Remember the part when the couple were in the waiting room for an appointment after they died, the guy that was dying from smoking that offered alec baldwin cigarretes? That guy, almost identical. :rofl:
Title: Re: What's wrong with my uncle? Post by: Where is Hassan Nasrallah ? on July 20, 2005, 11:41:25 AM If you looked at this guy you would laugh your ass off. Ever saw the movie "Beetlejuice?" Remember the part when the couple were in the waiting room for an appointment after they died, the guy that was dying from smoking that offered alec baldwin cigarretes? That guy, almost identical. :rofl: what about Napoleon dynamite ? does your uncle hunts wolwerines ? Title: Re: What's wrong with my uncle? Post by: MikeB on July 20, 2005, 12:26:07 PM what about Napoleon dynamite ? most likely :hihi: When he first met my grandparents , he asked where the bathroom was in the house , they told him of course but instead he pissed on the side of the house under a window. the reason I'm stuck with him is because he's the landlord of our house but at least he decreases the rent , after how much of an idiot he is. :hihi:does your uncle hunts wolwerines ? |