Here Today... Gone To Hell!

Axl Rose and Elton John remind me of Darth Vader and the Evil Emperor who influenced Vader to join the dark side. When Axl became friends with Elton John, that was when he went out of control at concerts? and started to be a dickhead to his bandmates by taking control over everything.

Next you have Han Solo and Chewbacca who would match Slash and Duff. Like Han, Slash is like the chick magnet always hanging out with his tall idiot sidekick. Duff seems like a moron when ever I see him on tv. So Slash and Duff seem like best friends.

Izzy reminds me of Obi-Wan Kenobi, they're both smart and always have strong thoughts. He used to be good friends with Darth Vader , he helped him learn how to be a Jedi. Izzy helped Axl to right songs.

By the way those of you who talk about a Gn'r movie in the other thread , when I saw Star Wars:Revenge of the Sith , I imagined Hayden Christensen's role a lot similar to Axl's personality and he kind of looked like him too I think.

Then which is Jar Jar, Adler or Sorum?

LOL. :hihi:
Interesting theory......
who gets to play R2D2??

 :rofl:LMAO!

now that u say it he does luk like him! only with different hair.

are any of them really camp,pompus and a coward? cus if any of them are, we've got our R2!

I don't know maybe Steven Adler could be Jar Jar . Matt Sorum could be Lando( Billy Dee William's character) because they both have cocky attitudes. Scott Weiland can be C-3PO because they both seem kind of gay. Buckethead can be R2-D2 because they never talk and BH seems like a robot on stage. Tommy Stinson could be Boba Fett because they both seem they only work for Darth Vader/Axl Rose for the money. Modern-day Axl could be Jabba the Hut because they're both fat and lazy assholes that never leave their house.

That may be the funniest post I've ever seen.  So at least in the end Axl will kill Elton John right before he himself dies.  Who's Luke though?  I'm gonna go with Gilby just cause Gilby isn't someone yet and Gilby's too cool not to be somebody.

Erin Everly can be Padme Amidala (Darth Vader's Wife). Keith Richards can be Yoda because he seems to be a strange old man too that seems like an idiot and the Rolling Stones are a huge influence on Guns n' Roses

BRAVO!!!! :::::Standing Ovation::::  :peace:

That's the $64 question, is C-3PO homosexual :hihi:

 :smoking: Izzy? :smoking:

Who's Luke? I say maybe the son of a groupie who becomes the next big rockstar that later finds out Axl is his dad. :yes:

How can a robot be gay? what will it like?  :hihi:



So the prophecy is still incomplete? there goes our last hope  :(

...what about Stephanie  :drool:...!

She can share the role of Padme with Erin.



:headbanger: MikeB :headbanger:

Hey MikeB you really think that Elton John is the darth vader of the history?

What the guy is saying... Elton John is Darth Sidious and Axl is Anikan Skywalker/Darth Vader. He got the theory down right if you ask me.

Yeah sorry I made a mistake, but really people think that Elton took Axl to the "dark side"?

It seems very reasonable cuz I'm not an Elton John-fan.

I like Elton's music and I don't think he lead Axl to the dark side, imagine if Freddie was alive will he be Sidius too?

uknow we could probly do this with every gud film there is,wel most of them anyway but i think that star wars has the rite amount of backstabbin,twists,bullshit an ass lickers!
 :peace:
Cubb

:rofl: hahahahahahahaha Tall Idiot Sidekick...

Otherwise interesting theory. Kudos to you  : ok:

 :peace:

Oh my fucking god that made me laugh! ;D But it's true. Maybe Axl sues the film company for that  ::)