Here Today... Gone To Hell!

I never tried one before , everytime I ask a relative of mine what they're like , they warn me not to use them and friends either say they're cool or nothing happens . I'm just curious , what is everyone's opinion here on them?

what is a ouija bord?

It's like this game that helps you contact spirits, I'm just a little too spiritual...

YES, VERY bad !

Never use it.

Many real psychics don't.

It"s like picking up the yellow pages and ringing people you don't know.
You could be talking to a serial killer ?

Oujas are the same.

You don"t know who you're calling.

You want " aunt xxxx" and you get " so and so" OR worse " this and this".
You don"t always get " people".

Don"t fuck with it.

Some people think nothing will happen if they doinb't beleive ?

Untrue.

Do NOT open that door.

It's not a game mikey.

It"s a tool.

And unless you know their world or how to use that tool, i suggest you listened to your relatives.

For your answer.... Email Parker Brothers they mass produce this evil object and also Battleship, Yahtzee and other tools of demise.

The dead are like you and me :

When in peace, they do not contact anyone.

If you sleep and someone wakes you up, you can be pissed off, can't you ?

Well, spirits are the same.

Spirits only contact mediums if they have something to pass on or if they are not in peace for whatever reason.

THEY contact the living, NEVER the reverse.

They contact people who CAN hear them and who WILL help them.

Full stop.

Wasn't the movie The Exorcist based on a true story ? I heard the kid got possesed by an evil spirit by playing with the ouja board.

They're almost as dangerous as listening to Led Zeppelin backwards.  ;)

I have a Ouija Board.  I don't believe that I have ever seriously used it.  My mom bought it awhile back when she was in her teens and wanted to use it with her friends.  It freaked one of her friend's right out and my mom put it back into it's box immediately.

I see no real harm in using it, however.  I don't believe in spirits, or an afterlife.  Anything that comes out of the ouija board (ie - apparent communication) is truly based on another person's imagination. 

No more than any other piece of cardboard is.

I remember watching girls 'use' these things in college. They would claim it was moving on it's own. I would always say "Why not let go then and lets watch it fly!?" LOL, they'd never let go of the stupid thing.

It's all bullshit. Who wants to talk to your dead relatives anyway?

Battlship is more fun....I'll start...........C 5..........

ive used it and it freaked me out....never again

I was 14, we used the reverse a glass system, very similar to ouijas anyway.

I was always a believer because i'd always had ghosts around since i was 3, but one guy was adoubter and mocked the whole thing, not knowing something was already in the room.

I never did it again.

Not alone, not with anyone.

Most people doubt or mock until they are actually confronted to things their rationality cannot logically explain, that the church can't explain and that science can't explain.

Then, they explore other territories.

I played it once, but nothing happened. It's fun to pretend though.

Back in the mid 80's, my aunt used one at her friends house. The person speaking through the board was this 13 year old girl who had been murdered in our town several years before that. It freaked them out. My aunt's friend's mom threw the board in the garbage.

Wow, I want my money back. This kind of shit never happened to us!

 :P

An Ouija board is what you make of it, just like everything else in life.

The bible can be a sacred book, or just a bunch of bound, printed paper.
The Ouija board can be a "tool" or it can be a gameboard.
Tarot Cards can be a tool or they can be printed cardstock

It's the person behind the Ouija board that makes it what it is.  Same way with the reader of the bible, and the tarot card reader.

NAH MATE!!!

my mate did a weejee board thing contacted a spirit and got possesed for like 15 minutes...
now i have a ghost in my house.. i kid you not!!!

I think this is BS. I don't believe to it at all. "get possessed" "a ghost in the house" and blablabla... I think some people just saw way too much horror films :hihi:

Ouch, I'm hit.

B1?

Yatzie  :P

never believed in that crap//

It is, the song Melissa by Mercyful Fate tells the story about that. The church always tried to cover it up and try to explain or make reasonables statements about the fact, it never was explain like anything crrep around the church.


Danm!, you post the some joke I was supposed to post before I do!  :rant:

I saw some friends doing ouiji when I was a kid, but I really freak out cause I was like 9 or 8 but things started to get heavy, there was a lot of cold inside the room, candles started to turn off I was really scared, but now looking back I think it all was my imagination cause I was a kid and now I got perfect explanations  :yes:

A few years back a few of my friends and I were playing oujia for the first time when I asked it if my mom was going to have a good wedding. (She was planning on getting married in 3 or 4 days) The board said no, so we put it away and didn't think anything of it. The next night my mom's fiancee got into a car accident and died.

It was probably just a coincidence, but it freaked me out!  :nervous:

well some people has gone crazy when theyve used it.... and some others still feel strange things at their homes... so better dont do it... as we say "la curiosidad mato al gato"...

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Honestly, no sarcasm intended here what so ever (sincerely), but you are either fucking hillarious or the dumbest person on this board.

I actually laughed out loud, twice, after I read that.

And I just laughed again.

Seriously, please say you were joking, because that is fucking great.

Usually the kind of ghosts to take control over somebody for that short a time, are more the "prankster" types. They'll take control, then make phone calls ordering pizzas etc. When the ghost leaves , the person is stuck buying 20-30 pizzas.

I've seen it a million times.  :yes:

Can I use this to explain the current state of my credit card?

I have been on one when I was 14 and it was strange and eerie.  That piece was definitely moving and we weren't moving it. :o

Yes but only almost

I'm suprised I've never heard of this since I used to study magick and occult, if it's to with ghosts though it's probably BS

 :smoking: Izzy? :smoking:

It's worth a shot.

But I think Enron, Martha Stewart and the latest from Tyco used the excuse already.............

How spooky and eerie can this be if you can buy the damn thing on shopzilla.com??

I mean...C'mon!

But think about it, you can buy Zeppelin IV in most music shops? :nervous:

 :smoking: Izzy? :smoking:

the fucking board pieces never move it's always dicks saying are you moving it an they say no meanwhile they are..It's another pile of bullshit.. Or the people I know have no special powers :hihi:

I am only saying what I remember.  Seriously, I think it has something to do with the electricity or something like that between the 2 people cause you have to have your knees touching, I am laughing as I am typing this but I am telling you that piece was moving on it's own, I swear we where not moving it.  And we where asking questions about our friend that killed himself and he asked about his dog.  Either it was him or we were so messed up by the fact he was dead that we where imagaining the whole thing.

haha, you have a point!

I bought on from Toys 'R Us.


The spirit that I talk to is starting to piss me off.It keeps givng bad lottery numbers. :rant:

I remember when I was 12 years old, and that horror movie 'Witchboard' came out, there was 2 kids selling Ouija boards they made out of binder paper for 50 cents each. There was a HUGE line of kids by the bleachers buying them!! LMAO!! I'll never forget that as long as I live!

Well, if it came down to buying one of these boards or Zeppelin IV, im going with Zeppelin IV. At least i know what im getting out of it.

If you want yo be freaked out, i' will tell you that i told everyone around me my new place had a ghost called Meryl who had been a girl who was raped and murdered and apart from two who are sensitive to these thinhgs, everyone laughed.

Up until i found some insects that happen to be skin eaters. That's science.

Good evening.

What's ur secret to these truly mindless posts - alchohol? Hard drugs? Poor education?

If i could find what it is then i could bottle it and make a fortune

You have never ignored me.

Which proves you care about me much more than you should for someone who keeps on denying me.

Why do you care that much ?

Why do much agressivity ?

Have you fallen in love with me or something ?

You men are weird sometimes !!! :rant:

I asked my Ouija board about the 1997 World Series.  Out of the 7 games, it only predicted correctly the fact that the series would go 7 games and gave me an accurate score of one game.  It said the Indians would win it.  Bah.

Jessica:  I... like Izzy, am truly confused by the above post.  And, it's not because I've fallen in love with you.

I am going to dismiss your confusing post to the fact that your pregnant... having been pregnant twice, I know that the excess hormones tend to really mess with one's head and make you say things that truly baffle people. 

How's your ankles?  Swelling much?  Drink lots of water.   : ok:

And how i wish i could

The nonsense you write would have been a sure fire hit for the Beatles - Lucy in the sky with diamonds, anyone?


*Shudders*....trust me, i don't care, though i am impressed with the way you try and turn the focus away from yourself, nice touch


A naive hope that i can lead u back to the 'light side'


I've told u before its not aggression its despair and/or amusement


Yes ::) Damn, i was expecting some silly response but that - i couldn't have hoped for better!


Indeed - take a a look at this post by another man


No wait! That was by you.....

it's bullshit.

Thanks for the completely pointless post.

How about explaining that rather than bumping your post count?

fine. ouija boards are bullshit, spiritism is bullshit, everything about it is bullshit. happy?

not everything is bullshit. Some people are into the supernatural and into ghost hunting. ust because your synical towards it dosnt mean you have to flare it on other poeple saying "bullshit, bullshit, bullshit" I understand its your opinion, but c'mon, lighten up. You could have at least said it nicer  ::)

The damn thing is still given bad lotto numbers. But it did help me find my car keys this morning.

See, there are some nice spirits out there too!

What ever happened to NIB? I liked him.

Can someone consult the ouija?

Isn't that something from Glasgow?

way to go for ressurecting such an old thread!

 :rofl: Well, that's what usually happens when you consult the ouija  ::) ressurecting, that is.....

When I was a kid we had one. One time, it told me that the follwing day I would be eaten by pigs. Well ... that day I had sausage for breakfast and a ham sandwich for lunch, so it was almost right.

I'm good with it... I missed jessica's ridiculous rantings the first go around... :beer:

Me too! That shit's just too hilarious... ;D Jessica, we want more! Entertain us!

I've used one before. I asked the board to give me the initials of my doctor, and it did. The person  I was using it with couldn't have known. Could be that it was just my subconscious pushing it. Who knows....

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I prefer not to waste my money on a goal-less game. I think it's bullshit.

See what it says when asked for CD's release date?

And don't forget the point of The Exorcist - if you provide an opening for spirits to enter, then they may........ :nervous:

When I open my mouth I provide a way for spirits to enter....sometimes Myers, sometimes Dewers.... :hihi:

Mmmm Dewers!  :hihi:

I' wasn't there, but one of my closest freind's was.

They were doing the ouija thing, drinking and all, and he kinda went nuts... threw himself down the stairs and came to school the next morning with a bloody eyeball! It was crazy.

I tried doing it myself with a buddy, but I never managed to get squat.

Not even a bloody eye...

Can something that is currently sold by Hasbro get me in touch with my dead Grandma? I'm thinking not.

depends on how much you have drank before trying it???

I bet after a few nips, Fucking Crazy has reached out and touched somebody with his Ouija plank...

I know he touched me once or twice.

I would have thought after the first time you wouldn't wear a dress around me when I've been drinking.

In my Country there's a game? Called "Jailangkung". Its a doll from a wood and coconuts as a head. and it must be played around the midnight. that? doll hold it by four of five men, then they called the spirits with some spells. and then the doll become heavy and uncontrolled.
I've played once when i was a kid, and ended with? one of my friend being possessed.? Although I've never believe that kind of thing. and i think that just an accident, and i've got all the logic explanation. but i will never ever underistimate all? the spiritual things.

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I saw a guy get his car repossessed once.

In Pasco county Florida they start with a white sphere, then paint that sphere with a combination natural berries, and 13 drops of the users blood. The mixing process is finalized with DNA extracts from Jeb Bush (surprisingly available at most local fruit stands) to produce one of the most powerful spiritual tools known to man.


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Oh Him!

you mean like like?

Penn & Teller did an episode exposing the Ouija board. They blinded folded the players and asked them questions. However, what the players did not know was the board had been rotated 180 degrees. The "spirits" went to whereever the letters normally would have been.

It's the people moving the glass.