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Title: Kitten Born With Two Faces
Post by: Eazy E on June 20, 2005, 04:32:11 AM
Kitten born in Oregon with 2 faces, otherwise healthy; owner names her Gemini
17/06/2005 4:38:00 PM 

ROSEBURG, Oregon (AP) - A newborn kitten recently entered the world with two faces and, hopefully, at least nine lives.

Gemini was born Sunday with two mouths, two tongues, two noses and four eyes.

"I kind of feel sorry for her, because I can't know for a fact if she's going to live or die," its owner, Lee Bluetear, told the (Roseburg) News-Review. "If she makes it, she should be a perfectly normal and healthy cat. Other than having two faces."

Roseburg veterinarian Alan Ross, who examined the kitten on Tuesday, said he can't estimate the kitten's life span. He said when he first saw the kitten, he wouldn't have given her more than a 10 per cent chance of survival.

"With the three of our veterinarians here, we have a combined total of 50 years of experience," Ross said. "We have never seen anything like this."

Bluetear has been breeding different kinds of animals, starting with dogs, since 1980. Roughly three years ago, she discovered a litter of smaller than normal kittens she calls "miniature cats."

Gemini was born to a miniature mother and a full-size father.

"Everybody is totally amazed that this thing exists," Bluetear said.



 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I'm picturing the old days when the paper was sold on the street... and the headline being shouted "KITTEN BORN WITH TWO HEADS!"

Bathing should be a synch.


Title: Re: Kitten Born With Two Faces
Post by: *Izzy* on June 20, 2005, 04:36:44 AM
Any pictures?

In my opinion it's going to die before it matures

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Title: Re: Kitten Born With Two Faces
Post by: Jessica on June 20, 2005, 11:06:14 AM
awww, poor little baby... :'( :'( :crying:


Title: Re: Kitten Born With Two Faces
Post by: tinyrobot on June 20, 2005, 11:14:11 AM
That is gross.. :nervous:

But here in Argentina, a GREEN dog was born last month!  :rofl:


Title: Re: Kitten Born With Two Faces
Post by: *Izzy* on June 20, 2005, 11:57:38 AM
I'd prefer a Black Dog

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Title: Re: Kitten Born With Two Faces
Post by: usurper on June 20, 2005, 12:00:42 PM
I like cats.


Title: Re: Kitten Born With Two Faces
Post by: *Izzy* on June 20, 2005, 12:05:41 PM
I like cats.
Me too, but I wanted to get a Led Zeppelin/Alastair Crowley joke in

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Title: Re: Kitten Born With Two Faces
Post by: usurper on June 20, 2005, 12:14:23 PM
I like cats.
Me too, but I wanted to get a Led Zeppelin/Alastair Crowley joke in

 :smoking: Izzy? :smoking:

I must say your joke fit in well


Title: Re: Kitten Born With Two Faces
Post by: Jessica on June 20, 2005, 12:26:46 PM
cat lovers can be dog lovers too, i have one tiger and her 3 kittens now, but when i was younger, i had 9 cats and 3 dogs and was feeding birds and hedgehogs.. :yes:


Title: Re: Kitten Born With Two Faces
Post by: DoubleTalkingJive on June 20, 2005, 12:41:39 PM
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Gemini was born Sunday with two mouths, two tongues, two noses and four eyes.

I guess the term 4 eyes does apply in this situation ;D

No, I hope the little kitty is ok, it will definitely get alot of attention that's for sure.


Title: Re: Kitten Born With Two Faces
Post by: MCT on June 20, 2005, 06:53:04 PM
Kitten born in Oregon with 2 faces, otherwise healthy; owner names her Gemini
17/06/2005 4:38:00 PM?

ROSEBURG, Oregon (AP) - A newborn kitten recently entered the world with two faces and, hopefully, at least nine lives.

Gemini was born Sunday with two mouths, two tongues, two noses and four eyes.

"I kind of feel sorry for her, because I can't know for a fact if she's going to live or die," its owner, Lee Bluetear, told the (Roseburg) News-Review. "If she makes it, she should be a perfectly normal and healthy cat. Other than having two faces."

Roseburg veterinarian Alan Ross, who examined the kitten on Tuesday, said he can't estimate the kitten's life span. He said when he first saw the kitten, he wouldn't have given her more than a 10 per cent chance of survival.

"With the three of our veterinarians here, we have a combined total of 50 years of experience," Ross said. "We have never seen anything like this."

Bluetear has been breeding different kinds of animals, starting with dogs, since 1980. Roughly three years ago, she discovered a litter of smaller than normal kittens she calls "miniature cats."

Gemini was born to a miniature mother and a full-size father.

"Everybody is totally amazed that this thing exists," Bluetear said.

It's like they say - two heads...ah...I mean... two faces are better than one.

What? It's true! Just ask that stupid Batman villian... :yes:

Bathing should be a synch.

Cinch by, cinch!


Title: Re: Kitten Born With Two Faces
Post by: Amanda on June 21, 2005, 05:54:41 AM
I there a pic of this little kitty?


Title: Re: Kitten Born With Two Faces
Post by: *Izzy* on June 21, 2005, 11:13:51 AM

Gemini was born Sunday with two mouths, two tongues, two noses and four eyes.
How do you fit all that on one head ???

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