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My aquarian of a dad used to say :

Prostitutes are more honest than wives, at least, you know where your money goes.



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Comments ?

I wouldn't waste money on either

 :smoking: Izzy? :smoking:

Yes, well, more of a question really - what's a prostitute?

Someone who exchanges services in exchange of money, usually sexual services.

My dad used to think wives were the same.

Ha, the same also goes for long term girlfriends.

Very good Jessica! :D

It's all so relative, I wouldn't waste money on prostitues never had!, but sometimes you really have to know the person you're going out with cause some girls can be so interested that they just look what car you use, if you have money the family and stuff like that, don't get me wrong again I said SOME girls, not all of them.
In resume it's all relative.

You mean like a doctor who performs a sex change operation on the side, and for money?

No, the doctor changes a person's GENDER. Not their sex.

yes kinda. i gess they r more honest but relationships about luv not sex. prostitutes as honest as they can b becuz u no wot theyr gona do, u dont no wot theyv dun or where theyv com from. for all u no, u cud b shaggin and AIDs infested slut.

What's a gender?

The proper term used for a person's organic identity :

GENDER

GEN'DER, n. L. genus, from geno, gigno; Gr.to beget, or to be born; Eng. kind. Gr. a woman, a wife; Sans. gena, a wife, and genaga, a father. We have begin from the same root. See Begin and Can.

1. Properly, kind; sort.

2. A sex, male or female. Hence,

3. In grammar, a difference in words to express distinction of sex; usually a difference of termination in nouns, adjectives and participles, to express the distinction of male and female. But although this was the original design of different terminations, yet in the progress of language, other words having no relation to one sex or the other, came to have genders assigned them by custom. Words expressing males are said to be of the masculine gender; those expressing females, of the feminine gender; and in some languages, words expressing things having no sex, are of the neuter or neither gender.

GEN'DER, v.t. To beget; but engender is more generally used.

GEN'DER, v.i. To copulate; to breed. Levit. 19.

Sorry, I don't understand all that stuff. It gets all jumbled up in my head. Could you explain it all a tad more clearly please? Because all I see are words that I don't really understand. All members of my family have mental problems. But all I have is ADD. That's all.

it may be true for a small percentage of people but not for anywhere near the majority

and it assumes that wives dont have the main income of the household, surely not the case for quite a few people

most of the women ive been with give a lot back in the relationship...i doubt in general women are that shallow

and prostitutes are cold and lack emotional attachment...i believe women need emotional attachment

its just another generic statement that doesnt work

 :rofl: Brillaint

I think the statement would be more accurate if he said "At least you know how much money the prostitute is costing you"

I cant figure out if MCT is serious or if he is just giving Jessica a hell of a hard time.  :hihi:

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You see, you do know him. ;)

I guess it varies a lot between cultures whether that kind of situation is typical. I've never been in a relationship where I'm constantly buying things for my gf - they make their own money.

she can prostitute..as long as she brings me the money

with your wife / girlfriend you can get to a point where SHE likes you so much that you're at the same level .
the man is not the only one wanting the girl.
always the same cliche, men buying things, doing things :? to get girls
girls do a lot of things to get men : they starve ;D ;D

prostitute dont wanna *pay* to get the man because of the job.
so a wife / gf is way more cheaper than a hooker. you can almost get paid :)

What? Are you Dizzy?

What is brown sugar?

But seriously though, after my ADD comment I received a few PM's expressing, among other things, sympathy towards my condition; and I think that's funny... : ok:

The only thing medically wrong with me (that I'm aware of) is an abnormally large anus, and an annoying allergy (see - dust mite SHIT)

Feculent bastards... >:(

You're a phallocrat. That's what a female friend told me to tell him.  :hihi:

well, he is a bit dead now, but if she looks at the skies, he may be able to hear her ?  :hihi: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

oops  :-X

Sounds alot like this quote from Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh:

"I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing."

Women. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em  :P

Prince Philip was such a tool.

home truth.