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Title: Who/Where Is Mysteron?
Post by: just_one on March 25, 2004, 03:00:31 PM
just wondering....alll of a sudden he just vanished LOL

maybe something is going on in the GNR world ::)


Title: Re:Where Is Mysteron??
Post by: Is he struggling? on March 25, 2004, 03:05:48 PM
Maybe, or maybe he actually has a life outside of this posting on this board and trying to tease info out of Sanctuary, ever thought of that?


Title: Re:Where Is Mysteron??
Post by: McGann on March 25, 2004, 03:18:37 PM
I think Myst will post again when something changes!  As it is, there's nothing new to report.  In fact, he posted something to that effect a few days ago.
Now, to the Myst-bashers:

Okay.  Here's Mysteron's deal, as far as I know.  Hope this is the right place to put this.  If you are someone who bashes him as a phony, or uninformed, here's the true story.

Myst is NOT an insider, nor has he ever claimed to be one.  He is probably the closest thing to one we'll get, though.
Myst is NOT Tommy's webmaster, a Gn'R member, or a label guy.  He has famous relatives, and he knows famous people through them.
Myst does NOT work for Sanctuary.  He is privy to some info from them through his circle of friends...a side benefit to having famous relatives.
Myst has NOT misled us.  He has given us the information he has been privy to and has gone to great lengths not to compromise the integrity of his sources.  The music industry is fluid...plans change, especially with regard to Uncle Axl.
Finally, his screen name is NOT meant to convey an air of mystery.  As far as I know, the Mysteron were the villians in a kids show called "Captain Scarlet" that Myst is/was a fan of.

Hope this clears it up a bit.  Leave the guy alone!!!  It's cool that he's willing to help out.
/Mike


Title: I think Mysteron has received the gag order...
Post by: AC on March 25, 2004, 03:46:07 PM
Haven't seen that dude around here posting for some time. I wonder if someone "got" to him... LOL.

AA.


Title: Re:Where Is Mysteron??
Post by: Dizzy on March 25, 2004, 05:29:31 PM
Mysteron has posted within the past few days.


Title: Ask Jarmo
Post by: Caligula13 on March 27, 2004, 10:56:54 AM
Mister Jarmo,

what happened with Mysteron? long time no see. some news would be great.

(yes, you can deleat this thread- i just wanted to ask)


Title: Re:Ask Jarmo
Post by: jarmo on March 27, 2004, 11:06:45 AM
Mister Jarmo,

what happened with Mysteron?


I don't know. Maybe he logged out, had some coffee, went out to get the paper, watched a movie etc.

He posted a few days ago (http://www.heretodaygonetohell.com/board/index.php?board=2;action=display;threadid=11165;start=msg194622#msg194622).



/jarmo


Title: Re:Ask Jarmo
Post by: MCT on March 27, 2004, 03:36:05 PM
Mister Caligula,

what happened with you? long time no see. some head would be great.

(yes, you can suck my dick- i just wanted to ask)

btw.......who's your favorite Roman Emperor?


Title: Re:Ask Jarmo
Post by: Sukie on March 28, 2004, 01:04:41 AM
MCT-  Do you know this guy?  You act as if you know him really well, but since he only has 36 posts I'm somehow doubtful of that.  I don't think it's cool to respond to someone you don't know in such a "familiar" manner.  It's rude and crude.  So, how 'bout toning it down a few notches?  

Oh, yeah...stay on topic.  


Title: Re:Where Is Mysteron??
Post by: Dizzy on March 28, 2004, 10:40:17 AM
I take it you don't know who the real-life Caligula was, eh Sukie?


Title: Re:Where Is Mysteron??
Post by: Sukie on March 28, 2004, 11:16:00 AM
I take it you don't know who the real-life Caligula was, eh Sukie?

All I know about Caligula is that he was an emperor that most historians think was insane.  So...my background knowledge isn't that great on the subject.  But, what does that have to do with me warning MCT about the
Quote
 (yes, you can suck my dick- i just wanted to ask)
?  The content of his message was somewhat crude.  

Now, if Caligula had a history of having oral sex with men...sorry, my bad.   :P



Title: Re:Where Is Mysteron??
Post by: ppbebe on March 28, 2004, 11:32:43 AM
 "you can suck my dick"

          I don?t know him or Caligula personally, but to me
          no matter who says it, this turn of phrase always sounds          
?GAY?                        :confused:  sorry,               I can?t help it.
          No offence, besides nothing wrong with being Gay. :o

          So, to sum up, Poor Mr.Wolfman is kidnapped by Nero or Caesar
          for a cup of coffee?


Title: Re:Where Is Mysteron??
Post by: Thumper on March 28, 2004, 01:03:07 PM
Axl called Mysteron back to the studio to put some finishing touches on CD.








counting down the time this make believe rumor appears on GN'R boards across the net...


Title: Re:Where Is Mysteron??
Post by: insupportofaxl on March 28, 2004, 04:05:48 PM
Axl called Mysteron back to the studio to put some finishing touches on CD.








counting down the time this make believe rumor appears on GN'R boards across the net...




Aww Cat, I was gonna post a better rumor........

Mysteron is really Jarmo and he forgot his password so he can't log on  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


 :P to Jarmo and  ;D to Mysteron and  :beer: to Cat



Title: Re:Where Is Mysteron??
Post by: Thumper on March 28, 2004, 06:01:11 PM
Psssst insupport...Jarmo is Axl. ;)


Title: Re:Where Is Mysteron??
Post by: insupportofaxl on March 28, 2004, 09:23:18 PM
Psssst insupport...Jarmo is Axl. ;)


Good one Cat :hihi:

I'll reply for Jarmo:



Jarmo is Jarmo :hihi:


/Jarmo

 :P


Title: Re:Where Is Mysteron??
Post by: Dizzy on March 28, 2004, 09:35:55 PM
Now, if Caligula had a history of having oral sex with men...sorry, my bad.

Your bad indeed.  Rent the movie Caligula.  Make sure to get the unrated version with all the hardcore footage.


Title: Re:Ask Jarmo
Post by: MCT on March 29, 2004, 07:57:57 AM
MCT-  Do you know this guy?

No..........

You act as if you know him really well, but since he only has 36 posts I'm somehow doubtful of that.

Good call..........

I don't think it's cool to respond to someone you don't know in such a "familiar" manner.

You're absolutely right.........it is WITHOUT A DOUBT.....not cool........

It's rude and crude.

Once again....you've hit the nail on the head, so to speak....it is WITHOUT A DOUBT........rude and crude........

(As a side note though...aren't I "rude and crude"?...was it a suprise, to see me say such shocking things?...if you think so...then it's like saying you wouldn't expect to get wet if you jumped head-first into a lake :D)

So, how 'bout toning it down a few notches?  

Naw.....not interested.......besides....it's water under the bridge now.......

Moreover......I know for a fact that at least 3 people found it all funny...... ;D..........which was after all the point......I mean, didn't you like my mimicking of that loon of an Emperor?

Oh, yeah...stay on topic.  

Did I even stray from the beaten path on this one?....


Title: Re:Where Is Mysteron??
Post by: ppbebe on March 29, 2004, 02:59:38 PM
just wondering....alll of a sudden he just vanished LOL

maybe something is going on in the GNR world ::)

I hope he?d answer this question. ::)
Dear MR Mysteron, we were worrying that you might have been captured by some evil emperors.


Title: Re:Where Is Mysteron??
Post by: Sukie on March 29, 2004, 11:24:29 PM
Now, if Caligula had a history of having oral sex with men...sorry, my bad.

Your bad indeed.  Rent the movie Caligula.  Make sure to get the unrated version with all the hardcore footage.

Why don't you just send me a pm with the pertinent information about Caligula, Dizzy?  I'm not being facetious, either.  I live in Hicksville, USA.  I frequent our little video stores often and have never seen this video on the shelf.  I'll look for it, but I don't think I'll find it.  I'm willing to learn something new if you'll share your infinite knowledge.   ;D

On topic...Mysteron posted today in the GN'R section so he's not MIA.  Let's just assume he has a life outside of our message board and gets busy from time to time.   :)


Title: Mysteron
Post by: Nicos on April 22, 2004, 04:35:09 AM
Dear Mysteron,

Any news or some positive words to ease our minds ;-)

Lots of thanx in advance!

N ! 3 |(


Title: Re:Mysteron
Post by: Voodoochild on April 22, 2004, 04:59:53 AM
Did you ever heard about the pm?  :confused:


Title: Re:Mysteron
Post by: Nicos on April 22, 2004, 06:27:01 AM
Did you ever heard about the pm?  :confused:

Thank you Voodochild, but I tried that once and it did not have the desired effect: I did not get a reply.  :(
Understandeble though, Mysteron probably gets a lot of those personal messages.

And since this is in all of our interest...

However, I doubted, but thought: why not give it a try, it does not really harm anyone.

So...  :D

Best regards,


N ! 3 |(


Title: Re:Mysteron
Post by: Lesty on April 22, 2004, 09:14:54 AM
I agree that Mysteron has been a good resource for us and much of what he says is true, but I wouldn't hang your hopes on what he says. It's not like he controls the GnR universe.
And if he has news, I'm sure he will post it here as soon as he can verify it, or get the OK to do so. He's not going to keep all of the suffering fans in the dark if there is news to share.



Title: Re:Mysteron
Post by: Mysteron on April 22, 2004, 09:25:04 AM
No news at present

If I get info, I'll post it

thanks


Title: Re:Mysteron
Post by: Nicos on April 22, 2004, 09:55:55 AM
No news at present

If I get info, I'll post it

thanks

Thanks for your reply!

I hope there's something is in the can for us.

Best regards,

N ! 3 |(


Title: Re:Mysteron
Post by: MCT on April 22, 2004, 05:38:39 PM
No news at present

If I get info, I'll post it

thanks

Don't tell me you don't get a kick outta all this.............

..................we should start a fan club................


Title: Mysteron...
Post by: grog mug on May 13, 2004, 02:40:49 AM
This is usually the time of year we get some sort of news, and Mysteron has been away for a while now.  I have a feeling something is brewing and Axl has some kind of new plan in the works.  Velvet Revolver is everywhere on music countdowns right now, and I know it's eating Axl alive inside.  We need a comeback and there will be so much press surrounding this issue that it would be GOOD for both albums.  If there is anything going on right now, please give us some sort of update with GN'R/Axl.  We'd REALLY appreciate it.


Title: Re:Mysteron...
Post by: DemocracyRose on May 13, 2004, 02:45:05 AM
This is usually the time of year we get some sort of news, and Mysteron has been away for a while now.  I have a feeling something is brewing and Axl has some kind of new plan in the works.  Velvet Revolver is everywhere on music countdowns right now, and I know it's eating Axl alive inside.  We need a comeback and there will be so much press surrounding this issue that it would be GOOD for both albums.  If there is anything going on right now, please give us some sort of update with GN'R/Axl.  We'd REALLY appreciate it.

Mysteron has nothing new to tell...  :'(

Its simple as that... :yes:

He will tell us, when he has some news.... : ok:


Title: Re:Mysteron...
Post by: grog mug on May 13, 2004, 02:49:33 AM
Yes I realize that.  I just hope this post amps Mysteron up a little to dig harder through his sources and find some GOOD news for us.  


Title: Re:Mysteron...
Post by: DemocracyRose on May 13, 2004, 02:53:07 AM
Dont count on it... :P

I guess the man has a life.... :hihi:


Title: Re:Mysteron...
Post by: matt88 on May 13, 2004, 02:53:13 AM
Yes I realize that.  I just hope this post amps Mysteron up a little to dig harder through his sources and find some GOOD news for us.  

Yeah good idea : ok:


Title: Re:Mysteron...
Post by: grog mug on May 13, 2004, 02:55:43 AM
I didn't say he had no life or anything along those lines.  You can say that about anyone.  I go to college, play basketball, work, customize trucks, and have a girl.  That's plenty of a life to deal with, but I still find time at 3 in the morning to post something about my favorite band that I never get news about!  Mysteron seems to be the only one to bring about the positive news for us first!!! So hopefully he will bring it to us SOON!!


Title: Re:Where Is Mysteron??
Post by: SLCPUNK on May 13, 2004, 04:26:37 AM
Mysteron was last seen with Elvis at a truck stop outside of Denver. They were buying donuts..... :P


Title: Re:Where Is Mysteron??
Post by: Timothy on May 13, 2004, 09:43:18 AM
Mysteron was last seen with Elvis at a truck stop outside of Denver. They were buying donuts..... :P
:rofl:


Title: Who is Mysteron?
Post by: dENIS on June 06, 2005, 12:52:24 PM
Lately i`ve seen a lot of topics from this person. And i stay with impression that Mysteron is very close to GN`R managment.

Look at this:
http://www.thenewguns.com/MetaBB/viewtopic.php?t=1381

pls Jarmo explain to me.  ???


Title: Re: Who/Where Is Mysteron?
Post by: SLCPUNK on June 06, 2005, 01:18:35 PM
Please don't anger Mysteron.

He can control the weather.



Title: Re: Who is Mysteron?
Post by: Sin Cut on June 07, 2005, 01:41:50 AM
Lately i`ve seen a lot of topics from this person. And i stay with impression that Mysteron is very close to GN`R managment.

Look at this:
http://www.thenewguns.com/MetaBB/viewtopic.php?t=1381

pls Jarmo explain to me.? ???
Strange.


Title: Re: Who/Where Is Mysteron?
Post by: MCT on June 07, 2005, 02:13:04 PM
... :rofl:...

Just look at the hits this stupid thread is after getting - over a thousand. Not bad, what?

... :rofl:...