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Title: 3 small Axl jokes
Post by: jameslofton29 on May 31, 2005, 07:09:43 PM
Why did Axl's chicken cross the road? It got tired of waiting.. What did Axl say to the scientist who told him there is a 1 in 50 million chance of a comet striking the Earth in the next 100 years? "It'll happen 'soon'".. What is the difference between infinity and the wait for CD? Absolutely nothing.


Title: Re: 3 small Axl jokes
Post by: Kujo on May 31, 2005, 07:13:56 PM
Well I can sleep soundly tonight knowing that if Dave Chappelle doesnt come back to do another season of his show, that there is talent like this just waiting to step on and carry the comedy torch ::)


Title: Re: 3 small Axl jokes
Post by: ClintroN on May 31, 2005, 07:15:49 PM
why did Axl cross the road...
cause he could get his cock outta the chicken!!


Title: Re: 3 small Axl jokes
Post by: Evolution on May 31, 2005, 07:48:18 PM
why did Axl cross the road...
cause he could get his cock outta the chicken!!


was it stuck? was he finally free of the rooster's ass? We need answers goddamit ::)


Title: Re: 3 small Axl jokes
Post by: fartinabag on May 31, 2005, 09:17:53 PM
You know absolutely nothing is going on in GNR world when there is a thread about Axl and a chicken crossing the road.


Title: Re: 3 small Axl jokes
Post by: bailyrose on May 31, 2005, 09:29:10 PM
this whole thread is a joke!  this site is really becoming pathedic sorry jarmo but it's true we need some real topics come on. who agrees with meor am i the only one that wants to read real news huh?


Title: Re: 3 small Axl jokes
Post by: ClintroN on May 31, 2005, 09:30:28 PM
then fuck off








start a good thread


Title: Re: 3 small Axl jokes
Post by: bailyrose on May 31, 2005, 09:41:38 PM
you fuck off you need to be banned you balled headed chicken fucker!


Title: Re: 3 small Axl jokes
Post by: StoneTempleRoses on May 31, 2005, 10:28:54 PM
this whole thread is a joke!  this site is really becoming pathedic sorry jarmo but it's true we need some real topics come on. who agrees with meor am i the only one that wants to read real news huh?

There is no real news and hasnt been for awhile  :(

StoneTempleRoses


Title: Re: 3 small Axl jokes
Post by: bailyrose on May 31, 2005, 10:42:28 PM
yeah i agree with you stone temple roses but don't need bashers like chicken f--ker saying shit like that.some day hopefully we will have more news than you can shake a stick at.


Title: Re: 3 small Axl jokes
Post by: Luigi on May 31, 2005, 10:51:56 PM
hey I got agood one , why did Axl kick the bald headed chicken ass fucker named bailey rose, cause he cried toooooo much!


Title: Re: 3 small Axl jokes
Post by: jameslofton29 on June 01, 2005, 01:11:08 AM
Whats with all the insults and chicken fucker shit?? Didnt you read the topic of the thread? It was just a couple of minor jokes I thought of about Axl. Nothing more, nothing less. If you didn't want to read it, you should have skipped to the next thread. Telling a joke isnt what proves that nothing is going on in the GNR world. What proves it is the constant profanity and insults being flung back and forth between GNR fans.


Title: Re: 3 small Axl jokes
Post by: Guns N RockMusic on June 01, 2005, 01:14:39 AM
This will be banned soon enough.  Jarmo or Pandora aren't going to let another flame thread start when there's absolutely no point to the original post.  I always wonder why people who are "supposed" GN'R fans waste our time and their's posting junk that they know will soon be deleted.


Title: Re: 3 small Axl jokes
Post by: jameslofton29 on June 01, 2005, 01:28:17 AM
Why is there no point to it? The original post was meant to try to lighten the mood around here. And then some people have to turn it into garbage. Why should the thread be deleted? I've seen much worse threads that stay on forever. Remember the Axl/ Jesus christ thread? Now that was some blasphemous garbage.


Title: Re: 3 small Axl jokes
Post by: ClintroN on June 01, 2005, 01:38:54 AM
dont let baily rose ruin it for ya's.

I just dont understand why dudes write that kinda shit, he must know there's nothin' goin' on, he doesnt have to rub it in and say this is pathetic. If he wants a good thread then why doesnt he make one.
All i said was fuck off, i didnt throw in the other bullshit that came with his message.

Q/ why did Baily Rose cross the road..........??

A/ 'cause he had a fat for Bucket- hen!!!!


Title: Re: 3 small Axl jokes
Post by: shaved on June 01, 2005, 03:37:54 AM
How many axl's did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 

One.. he just holds the bulb above his head and the whole damn world revolves around him.  :rofl: :hihi: :peace: : ok:







Title: Re: 3 small Axl jokes
Post by: badapple81 on June 01, 2005, 04:09:20 AM
then fuck off








start a good thread

THIS is the worst thread I have ever read. And there has been a few to choose from! Those Axl jokes were lame and I feel embarrased for him. Terrible.


Title: Re: 3 small Axl jokes
Post by: ClintroN on June 01, 2005, 05:20:21 AM
i think the worst thread was if Axl was a women who would it be or some shit!!!

this one's just a laugh!!


Title: Re: 3 small Axl jokes
Post by: Pandora on June 01, 2005, 06:06:08 AM
Next time try to think of some funny jokes.