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Title: top 10 reasons why axl hasnt released CD (like davide letterman) Post by: joeyramone on May 15, 2005, 08:33:16 PM well , like the title says, start listing reasons...like they do on David Letterman show(top 10 list)....make them funny or sarcastic like the real one is.
mine: He cant find a lawyer that will defend him against the entire island nation of MAdagascar, b/c hes afraid they will sue him b/c he used the name in one of the new songs, and it would make it his 10th lawsuit in the past 5 months ...lol!! Title: Re: top 10 reasons why axl hasnt released CD (like davide letterman) Post by: jameslofton29 on May 15, 2005, 08:45:19 PM How about one reason: The album never existed in the first place! LMAO!!
Title: Re: top 10 reasons why axl hasnt released CD (like davide letterman) Post by: hyperionmax2003 on May 15, 2005, 09:48:32 PM He fears of competiton/feud between him and the reunited backstreet boys :hihi: :hihi:
Title: Re: top 10 reasons why axl hasnt released CD (like davide letterman) Post by: dolphin on May 15, 2005, 09:59:37 PM Why GNR hasn't released any new material? :headscratch:
Because of stupid threads like this ;D Title: Re: top 10 reasons why axl hasnt released CD (like davide letterman) Post by: Luigi on May 15, 2005, 10:01:35 PM get a life
Title: Re: top 10 reasons why axl hasnt released CD (like davide letterman) Post by: D on May 15, 2005, 10:03:14 PM how about top 10 reasons why this thread should be locked.
It isnt released because it isnt perfect yet how hard is that for people to understand? Title: Re: top 10 reasons why axl hasnt released CD (like davide letterman) Post by: BaDoBsEsSiOn418 on May 15, 2005, 10:19:17 PM grow up people. the guy is just trying to bring some humor to this unexcusable delay of Chinese Democracy.
Title: Re: top 10 reasons why axl hasnt released CD (like davide letterman) Post by: hyperionmax2003 on May 15, 2005, 10:20:05 PM Let me start this off by saying I don't wanna start no problems, but i don't see why this threadshould be locked(maybe moved to dead horse). ?He's just trying to bring some humor aboard. ?I can see if there was actully new GNR news happening, but it's not. ?Besides, at least it's not another Scott vs. Axl board....
Title: Re: top 10 reasons why axl hasnt released CD (like davide letterman) Post by: SkinnyPuppy on May 16, 2005, 12:51:59 AM Because Converse withdrew their contract on Axl Pumps :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:
Kentucky Fried D....people are trying to have some fun here. This is a fucken great topic...pull your head out of the mud :P Title: Re: top 10 reasons why axl hasnt released CD (like davide letterman) Post by: D on May 16, 2005, 01:07:30 AM get my head out of the mud?
what did u have your head up when u thought of that name there dude? :hihi: top 10 reasons Axl hasnt released Cd 1.it isnt finished 2.it isnt finished 3.it isnt finished 4.it isnt finished 5.it isnt finished 6 it isnt finished 7it isnt finished 8 it isnt finished 9 it isnt finished 10, cause having Slash up his ass keeps causing a recurrence of hemorroids. Title: Re: top 10 reasons why axl hasnt released CD (like davide letterman) Post by: WAR41 on May 16, 2005, 01:49:11 AM lets break out the sense-o-humor meter for kentucky d.... hmmm I cant tell if this thing isn't turned on or if he really scored a zero.
Anyways back to the topic. Axl was told by Beta to wait for democracy to come to China before releasing the album Title: Re: top 10 reasons why axl hasnt released CD (like davide letterman) Post by: anarchy on May 16, 2005, 04:07:50 AM GNR hasn't released Chinese Democracy because...
Chris Pittman's dog ate his homework. Title: Re: top 10 reasons why axl hasnt released CD (like davide letterman) Post by: slash4ever on May 16, 2005, 11:19:17 AM GNR hasn't released Chinese Democracy because... Chris Pittman's dog ate his homework. :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: Title: Re: top 10 reasons why axl hasnt released CD (like davide letterman) Post by: AxemanOnFire on May 16, 2005, 02:17:02 PM He's lost his favourite pair of bicycle shorts and he's not leaving the house til he finds them
Title: Re: top 10 reasons why axl hasnt released CD (like davide letterman) Post by: jameslofton29 on May 16, 2005, 04:36:34 PM Axl wont release CD until Stephanie Seymour begs him to come back to her.
Title: Re: top 10 reasons why axl hasnt released CD (like davide letterman) Post by: Catalina on May 17, 2005, 06:21:26 PM THe crow (don't cry) took a crap on it while AXL was playing with the dolphins in the pool. : ok:
Title: Re: top 10 reasons why axl hasnt released CD (like davide letterman) Post by: Rock the jungle on May 17, 2005, 07:02:00 PM Axl doesn't release Chinese Democracy because he miss Salsh and Duff and don't want to admit that so he will not release the cd till he apologize to Slash and Duff :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :beer:
Title: Re: top 10 reasons why axl hasnt released CD (like davide letterman) Post by: jameslofton29 on May 17, 2005, 07:06:42 PM Axl wont release CD until Charles Manson gets out of prison!
Title: Re: top 10 reasons why axl hasnt released CD (like davide letterman) Post by: PJ on May 17, 2005, 07:43:39 PM axl wont release it until the bunch of **** that are tryin to make lists about the 10 top reasons that the album is havent been release
Title: Re: top 10 reasons why axl hasnt released CD (like davide letterman) Post by: D on May 17, 2005, 11:57:40 PM lets break out the sense-o-humor meter for kentucky d.... hmmm I cant tell if this thing isn't turned on or if he really scored a zero. Anyways back to the topic. Axl was told by Beta to wait for democracy to come to China before releasing the album u give me a zero and then strike back with that? come on bro!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF u are gonna flame someone, u gotta break out an awesome, orignal cool top 10 answer! : ok: Axl will release Chinese Democracy once he learns how to dance so he can become the next Pop sensation! :peace: Title: Re: top 10 reasons why axl hasnt released CD (like davide letterman) Post by: McGann on May 18, 2005, 02:20:28 PM 10. Engine failure in submarine studio
9. Waiting for Star Wars :Episode III to hit so he can get instructions from Yoda 8. Master tapes ruined by fluid from Duff's exploding pancreas 7. Too busy stroking to pics of Tina Chang 6. Still trying to find Nicole Brown Simpson's REAL killer 5. Digital masters ruined buy grease from Buckethead's bucket 4. Still pissed he wasn't included in the video for Michael Jackson's "Give in to Me" 3. Spending time laughing and clinking glasses with Banny 2. Too busy cruising Gn'r boards as "Infamous" And the number 1 reason why Axl hasn't released Chinese Democracy: 1. Hard to sing with the taste of Slash's betrayal in his mouth. :rant: :'( ;D /Mike |