Here Today... Gone To Hell!

Not to sound sacrilegious, but when you feel down in the dumps, who do you turn to? The good book, or GN'R. I pick GN'R cause I can relate to Axl more than Jesus. Axl speaks my language, and I never bought into Christian theology anyway.

axl can kick jesus ass.  : ok:

 ::)

Axl!!! : ok:

Dunno, everytime i see axl rose on photo, i also see a cross of david above him , so i'm too weird to answer.....

I wouldnt like to tell about this topic, but I think axl really looks like Jesus christ.. A mad christ by the way...

I beg everyone to please not start any pro or vs religion debate.

I think I'd go with Christ on this one, but, then again, I asked Him when CD was coming out...he rolled his eyes, shook his head, and said "When you deal with Axl, only Dad knows!!"

/Mike

U mean star of David :confused:

Axl all da way (bare in mind im muslim)

Jesus Christ!

I like both, Jesus and Axl. If I had to choose i'd chosse Jesus/God/Allah/Yahweh whatever you want to call god. It would be strange for anyone to pray to Axl ?:hihi:

 :smoking: Izzy ?:smoking:

Buddah.

Only Axl could answer my prayer, and only God could do it slower.

I guess you all will be seeing each other in hell.  :hihi:

What a crazy topic.

I think religion and rock should stay separated. And didn't Axl have a t-shirt opposing the worship of idols?

This thread = we have run out of things to discuss.

Dear Lord....(no pun intended)

  As I write my answer, I have this eerie premonition of me standing in front of St. Peter, just about to get in, when an assistant from the clerical department taps Peter on the shoulder and says, "Wait a minute Pete, yeah, I got this here copy of an answer he made on the Here Today Gone to Hell site...yeah, it seems he picked Axl over Jesus in one of their threads."

  I'm screwed.  Axl in a heartbeat.   :D 

I enjoy the music of Axl better than hymns about Jesus.

Axl is running out of time. According to some saint, the election of this new Pope fits some biblical prophecy. Wouldn't that suck if a release date was set for "Chinese Democracy," and the day before it was released, the end of the world came? And in heaven, you're not allowed to listen to GN'R, or you'd be too busy banging hot chicks and eating snickers to care, or you'd be in heaven, and GN'R's angry music wouldn't do it for you anymore. Or if you were in hell, you wouldn't be able to enjoy the new GN'R with a hot poker up your ass.

No, i refer to david's cross explained by nostradamus.


http://abouhey1.free.fr/double_croix.htm

No need to play clever with me mister or roll your eyes... :rant:

I have always pictured Axl as Satan in Man form and can picture Axl singing Sympathy For the Devil to Jesus Face.



But I still turn to Jesus in the end.

is this a joke ?
 :hihi:

If Axl is a jesus like figure, who is Satan? Paul Huge?

 :rofl: great post...

my screen is soaked with dr. pepper lmya!!!!  :rofl:

It's moments like these that makes it all wort the while! Thanks. :beer:

This is the most absurd thing I have ever heard in my entire life.  Anyone who would answer Axl to that question (even if you don't believe in Jesus, God, etc) really needs to do some soul searching and perhaps find professional help.  The fact that you would post such a stupid topic tells me that you need to spend more time at work, school, or something constructive; obviously you cannot be left to you own thoughts.

Interesting supposition.

Anyway... My vote is for Axl.  He is far more worthy of my worship.   : ok:

Right now I'm at work fuckface, and I've seen the twighlight zone that's on 3 times before, so bite me. This was a serious question, what means more to you, the teachings of Christ (from a Christian or non Christian persective) or the lyrics of Uncle Axl.

I don't believe either exist....

Maybe in 2000 years there will be the religion of Roseology where some believe he was the second coming. Then there will be others that never believed someone as crazy and reclusive like him ever did exist. Axl hides better then Saddam Huessian

When in darkness I seek Axl Rose!

One thing I find interesting about this is people who are meant to be Christians talking in such a blasphemous way, dont mean to sound like a preacher or anythin but it's strange.
I mean, with no offence or stereotyping intended, I doubt you'd ever find a Buddhist, or a Muslim or a member of any other world religion comparing there God to a rock star! I just find it strange, and interesting that it seems Christians are the only people who poke fun at their own religion.  :peace:

Im a catholic, but Jesus seems a tad dated, he seems to high and mighty on that "DO U KNOW WHO MY DAD IS??!!!" bullshit so I turn to Axl. This thread is js a joke, but I turn to music whenever Im feeling down. Not a book, I dont care which one it is cause Ill wind up tearing it to shreds, but Im not tearing my 450 dollar Ipod up LOL (No fuckin way).

However, ppl are likely to see jesus' second coming b4 Axl's lol  :peace:

now we got a topic  ;D

Half of us believe in god and half of us don't right?....

For those who REALLY believes in jesus, maria or whatever and at the same time picked axl over jesus in this topic would plain out lie. And you know what, jesus wouldn't even be pissed about it because it was too obvious that it was a lie...

For those who honestly doesn't belive in jesus i could easily understand picking axl because he(axl) is pretty fucking amazing, intreauging and genious alike and has given me so much in all states of mind, and if i didn't believe in jesus i would defenetly believe in axl in a devine way cuz he has really moved my person and i would owe it all to him.

Heavy?

There is such thing as Jesus? :rant:
Only joking I respect other peoples views as long as they're not to satirical

Jesus's biggest riot was at the temple, Axl's was at St. Louis

 :smoking: Izzy? :smoking:

I clearly gave u to much credit - i thought u'd made a simple spelling mistake, but no, its another of your ramblings.

If there was a god of any kind they'd have dealt with this thread by now so comparing Axl to them is pointless

If the second coming happens before CD then we are buggered lol.

Ya know... maybe the Bible is just a story of rockstar-like figures back in the day... you know... people nowadays see rockstars as gods, so why the hell not back then. Maybe to them, Jesus was a really great rockstar who was son of another really great rockstar who in the dude who wrote the Bible's opinion was the best ever, and the deciples were actually Jesus's band! :rofl:
Maybe someone will write a story all about the rockstars from 1969 to whenever the book is written, and it'll never be published, but in 1000 years or something, someone will find it, and there won't be a "God" any more, there will be an Axl. In 1000 years, people will say Oh my Axl instead of Oh my God.... :rofl:.

But... yea, anyway, sticking to the topic, I pick Axl anyday. AXL AXL AXL! I'm screwed, but judging by what I just wrote, it doesn't matter because there isn't a Hell and there isn't a Heaven, people are just reincarnated as different things. Why, maybe in my next life I could be a bee, or a leaf or even a blue whale! Maybe I'll be another human, I don't know, but I do know that I pick Axl, and I'll always pick Axl! :D

But then what will they call the song "Oh My God"

That's not true there is a heaven and a hell and now that you have denied it you will burn forever in damnation....
.... ;)

Yes I agree, I imagine that Jesus would have been considered a rebel of sorts


:smoking: Izzy? :smoking:

Yea, Jesus was a rebel, but he was an emo rebel... I mean really. Who yells up at the sky "WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!!!?" unless they're singing an emo song. Maybe the only reason JC died on the cross is because it was a stage stunt gone wrong... *gigglesnort*

Systym of a Down

 :smoking: Izzy? :smoking:

Christ died for all of us, so I gotta Go with Christ he will kick AXL Ass anytime anywhere he can even take his personality and turn him into a little girl with laces  :hihi:, So Christ is the man  : ok:

Ahh..... the power of Magic.

Hey, this internet thing is a serious business

You should treat it seriously

fuck jesus, atleast Axl is doin' somethin' for us!!!

You got to be crazy?  What exactly is Axl doing for us?  He hasnt done much for us recently and his doings happened a long time ago in the past, just like Jesus. Jesus gives salvation, Axl gives us impatience.

Oh for fucks sake! Why are people getting into a huge religious debate about this post!!?? Religion is all a bunch of crap anyway! And if you people haven't noticed, THIS POST IS A JOKE POST!! Its not a serious debate about whether or not we'd all go and worship Axl over Jesus in the church (yes there are people who would... I'm one-a them!), but SERIOUSLY! Why is it that people have to get all touchy on the subject of religion!? Yes, people believe things, but they shouldn't try and preach to other people about how they shouldn't mock religion and shit. That's how wars start. Now, if you people don't mind, please lets just stop the fucking preaching please and get on with the thread? Is that OK with everyone? If you don't like it, don't come here. Period.

I dont see why people are getting uptight bout picking Axl. God is meant to be forgiving right?
Anyway, i personally think Jesus is the man, but i'd prefer to have a drink with Axl anyday! : ok:
When u're down in da dumps it's much easier to listen to Axl scream his guts out, than to kneel down beside your bed and pray.


Christ loves us all.
Axl doesn't. :hihi:

I think Christ would like for all of us to be happy, and will change AXL's mind to release the new album, then he make Us drink wine and celebrate in peace  :peace:, thats a beautiful dream  : ok:

This thread is kind of strange but I wouldn't pray to Axl for anything, although I am sure some people might...When ever the album is released, I will say "Jesus Christ it's about time!!!!!

maybe Axl is JC

Who will win a fight between AXL and Jesus??

Axl. Jesus would hold his arms outstretched for a big warm fuzzy hug, and Axl would belt him around the mouth with Matt Sorum's spare head. TKO.

NOP, Tricky question AXL is GOD  :yes:,  :hihi:, I saw last night Airheads, sorry  :-[

i am a christian
watch wat you say.
but it all good i am not following the right path atm
but still your calling me stupid for believing in it!
still lov ya clint! :yes:

just speakin' shit mate sorry, im not into it but i respect religion!! : ok:

at this point in time if i am depressed i listen to GNR or METALLICA in my head phones at the beach.
when my life is sickining and it's heading to the trash i turn to jesus.
but the amazing thing is....
when my life was in the pit... jesus lifted me up.
i was joyus and happy, i got a job the next day.
my life had meaning and it stopped me from doing somthing very stupid.

there is a higher power. and if you choose to believe it, it doesnt mean your a geek
because we might as well try and get to heaven.
you dont have to go to church to be a christian.
look at me man... i take drugs all weekend... but at the end of the day
jesus is allways there for me..

im not a freak dudes.

This is the most fucking stupid thread I've ever seen.We all know Axl exists and althogh not everyone thinks , but other people including me believe Jesus exists.You people got to stop making a big deal about each other's beliefs . If you're a christian who hates all non-christians or you're a non-christian who hates all christians , GROW THE FUCK UP! You'll never get anywhere in life that way, be a leader not a follower. And that's the bottom line!
 :peace:( excuse me for stealing the quote from the wrestler "Stone Cold Steve Austin")

settle the fuck down man >:(

Yeah right, like I would trash my computer. :hihi:

Praise the Lord

 :smoking: Izzy  :smoking: