Here Today... Gone To Hell!

What is this pimp business?

Have we been hacked?

 ;D ;D ;D ;D looks that way, either that or jarmo is on drugs  :hihi:

what is the deal with this pimp shit? some asshole hacked the forum???

I see, I see

you is an asshole pimp shizzle

What ever it is.. it's retarded

What happen to da board? !!!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o

da? pimp?

ok i log onto the board and im reading the "bands with sexual names" thread and what do you think i see? Dis pimp dis pimp dis pimp. Hey banmaster, please explain whats going on.

If its a practical joke please explain whats going on :)

waaaaahahahah someone edited my post !! I put jarmo and now it's banmaster  :hihi:

waaaaaaahahahahahah  :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

Is this a sign Axl is gonna put out a rap album???     :rofl:

What? I diddn`t type that!

Some pimps got hold of dis place!

Proper.

Word.

I don't understand da pimp language yet.  but I'll learn soon.

Whoever it is they knows Skogsal. :D

I ?think an ebonics plague has hit this website. I checked the mygnrforum to see if it was doing the same shit but its not. This is very strange! If this ebonics shit is Jarmo's way of getting people to leave the site, I think its gonna work. But the site's probably been hacked. But why would someone do something as stupid as this?

from da east coast... to da west coast...

put youz ?hands up in da air

n' wave them like youz just dont care...





:rofl:

Everything seems ok here, but I'll look into it




/jarmo

dis pimp pretty pissed of n shit yo

word up  :rofl:

Is this Ebonics crap a sign of an imminent CD release?

yeah VR are being called Super Trouper

I was like what the fuck is goin on

this is a mindfuck!

someone please fix this shit.

Whats the ebonic?

but eye'm getting it!!! :D

eye=dis pimp right here

the singer of the band = Skogsal

oh no. :no:

what the hell is going on?

Jonx

Yep,

it's coming out soon.

t h e = da

T h eye   s = dis : ok:

I can imagine you had quite a laugh! :hihi:
Skogsal! :hihi: ?this thing is hilarious! :rofl:

I UNDERSTAND JARMO'S MASTER PLAN!!!!!

Axls all wigger now so by making us talk all gangsta like then well be able to understand the lyrics on the new album!!!!!


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Or not.......yo

How bout using color












n' it works.......n o t :no:

This is ridiculous.. What the hell really happened?

yeah how about that! :hihi:

jarmos all like, "yo im gonna piss of the homies yo, cuz yo, im bord yo" n we all talk like dis now yo

aye think s o m e  w a n k e r  h a c k e d  t h 1 s  b o a r d!!!!

t h e y  k n o w s b o u t  t h 1 s  b o a r d   v e r y  w e l l

Wow, very strange this is, very strange indeed...

Yes, we have been hacked... and we love it.

J armo just got a message. It's from the webmaster of hammertime.com.

"we got youz ass motherfuckerz. youz have been punk'd"

oh, we'll leave it hacked.

A xl liked da idea.

i thought this was one big joke by jarmo, and whos Skogsal the Pimpmaster?

i am the dirt.

it's probably a xl.

he really liked it...

i wish i could kick those hammertime bastards asses

i cant even read my personal messages cause it gives me a headache reading this.

I thought maybe someone did this for Misfit's birthday or something.


please PLEASE PLEASE fix this.

lemmi try:

a xl axl

Hey J armo!! Are you turning this into a MC Hammer board??

There seems to be a bug in the board's Hammer module... ????





/jarmo

ok a xl is the pimpfather

did u people see p andora's name?

pandora

slowly...

 y o u  l 1 k e  t h 1 s   n   Skogsal  1 s a 1 d     t h a t?
N O O O O O!!! p l  e a s e  s a y  1 t   a11  J o k e...
W h a t  t h e   h e l l  1 s  t h e hammertime.com?




BTW,
N.!.B  ur  n a m e!!!   y o u  d ! d  !t  b y  ur  s e l f? :o

looks like norway got his wish  :D 

A X L is now Skogsal  :rofl:

well, hammetime.com seems to be down at the moment.

yeah, a xl said it himself.

it'll stay th is way.

Holy fuck this shit is the funniest shit Ive ever seen. We must leave this site like this for a while!!

well, th1s 1s th e idea for now...

how do you guys know Axl likes it?
I think it's funny as fuck! :hihi:

We just talked on the phone...

that's funny, cos I just talked to him on the phone, and he didn't mention a thing about it! :no:

D a m n  1  w a s  th1nk1ng  a bout  changing m y screen n ame  to Skogsal. :'(


s1nce th1s 1s t h e emergency i gonna break some rule w1thout gett1ng told off. :hihi: :hihi:
 

OY! Wanker H acker!!!!!  G o  F U C K  y ou r self!!!  :rant: :hihi:

Yeah, he told me youz're an asshole n' he wont talk to ya again...

just kidding by da way...

H o l y f u c k w h y  y o u  c a n  type  AYE?  ::)


ED1T  m y  b a d. 1t's n o t  o n l y  y o u r  ayes. 1 m1n, 1t  OK  next m1n 1t turn t o da p1mp..

yeah, we had an argument, it happens now and then, but it'll blow over in a few days! always does! : ok:

Please keep it like this! ?:rofl: ?:hihi: :rofl: :hihi:

cause 1 rok

hahahah this is funny as fuck. But sorry you guys got hacked.

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ,MY STUFF, NO THE WHOLE SITE,aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh HACKERS :rant:

well it doesnt matter cause the big boss likes it...

What do you mean?

a few playa names have been changed after dis hack. let's make a list :)

j armo - Banmaster
p andora - Lock-o-matic

now for a few expirements:

c hris m isfit - chris misfit
C hristos AG - Christos AG
A dZ - Adz
K iki - Kiki

If dis pimp right here missed any please add them to dis list

Huh?





/jarmo

I said sorry you guys got hacked. Thats what happen isnt it? ???

wow ive never seen the board this hectic before

Is my computer vulnerable to getting a virus from this because dis pimpette logged in?? ?:'(

youze'll be ok

-BP Bi Polar bipolar

Says who?

 ???



/jarmo

oh I thought you got hacked. sorry for the confusion then lol :-[

Ok guys, this is getting really weird. Why the fuck is a Village People thread in the VR section???  ???

There seems to be some faulty IC3 code in the K|\|T_TCH.dis registry.



/jarmo

village people

v elvet r evolver

one more for the list  :D

l o o k s    l i k e     2 T I    b o a r d    g o t        t h e      s  a  m  e:

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T h a t s       w h a t      i s     t  h e r e      n o w   . . . . 

Not the same.....




/jarmo

t he other boa rd  got hacked toooo? :o

n' Do they say Skogsal as well? ! don't think so.

Stop talking about being hacked.



/jarmo

Sorry, this is amusing.  Keep going, I'll be sippin the tequila and enjoying the festivities.

-darknemus

 : ok:

It's a pain in dis motherfucking bitch dis motherfucking bitch da arse all da same...


Why?

EDIT - I have the hang of this now.

whats up with this sh*t

u is not j armo is ya  :D

Might as well have some fun while we're at it...

dis pimp right here likes Donnie's big tits. what about youze?

Shag it. It's about as much fun as a kick in the balls (receiving end).

Nighty night Guns n Roses fans. Hope we're up & running smoothly on the morrow.

me goal be to talk enuff ghetto shiznit so dat da filter cant fizzuck it izzup!

me be thinking sumfin. me be thinkin dat jarm-O and XtosAG have had deir accounts hizzackED!

go sanctuary security go!

Huh?? Are you saying that you're behind all this? or that you know who is?? ???

Gypsy, are youze insane?  Seriously, they have pills for that sort of thing.

-darknemus

u be a paranoid ghetto biznitch!!! ?;D

all that luck! = g o o d luck

 :yes:


It's possible. dis pimp right here dunno. dis pimp right here'm just laughing n' feeling extremely irritated every now n' again. Whatever. dis pimp right here'm off for da night.

Jarmo and Christos have not been hacked.



/ZdA

is you sayin u be behind all this shiznit?!???

den dis be a wee bit late for an april fool's prank, no?  ;D

I e-mailed J earlier today and never got a reply. Couild be due to him being busy with our little problem here...

I WAS using the HTGTH admin addey, so...he could be compromised.

... :rofl:...

Sorry man. This is funny, but it's not my style.

me be kiddin mon!

A couple of things dis pimp right here've found weird/different in dis motherfucking bitch da past few days:

dis pimp right here've noticed two seperate ad-min accounts being used that were NOT ?J armo. At least they didn't bear that username anyway.

Also, my quote thread has been receiving an ungodly # of hits in dis motherfucking bitch da last few days. Don't know if it's related to dis shenanigans, but it IS something different. dis pimp right here mean, da hits have been going up by da hundreds. Literally.

What is going on???

What the hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I must have drunk more than I thought

dis pimp think dat he drunk too much

the I sanctuary

dis pimpette beez insane? :yes:? n' takes da serious meds? : ok:? so what's your point?? ???



u beez a paranoid ghetto wizzanker!!!? ;)

J@rmo

When did u last make a backup of t-h-e forum database? cant u do a fresh install of phpbb & lose a few days worth of threads to clear d problem?

 :no:

could have been worse.... like bad code in dis motherfucking bitch C3P0

-BP

The IC3 code and Hammer module refuse to work together.... Might need to install the Geraldo modification package to the >R155-Kr055 source.




/jarmo

kudos to u, hack peeps.  gotta luv ur sense of humor w/ the big pink 'D' - eye am flattered (dum filter won't git m3! )

-darknemus

This is some scary shit!! Hacked is the key word here.

Read my previous posts instead.



/jarmo

da hacka's are obviously buzy as they keep makin changes on da' fly!

-darknemus

I WANT TO KNOW IF WE CAN POST WHILE THEY FIX THIS , OR IS IT STILL TRANSLATING EVERYTHING TO SNOOP DOGGIE FIZZLE TV GIBIRISH STUPID RAP TALK FOUL MOUTHED GHETTO KIDS WITH EXPENSIVE CARS AND BIG CHAINS AND BITCHES AND MANSIONS AND ALL THAT SHIT

 :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: HOW ARE THEY DOING THIS ,,,,,,,I HATE YOU RAPPER PEOPLE, GO BACK TO YOUR CRACK HOUSE AND LEAVE ME ALONE :rant: :rant:

Calm down......  : ok:




/jarmo

TIME TO GO HOME HIPPY HOPPY, I HEAR THAT YOUR WELFARE CHECK CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY, HURRY BEFORE YOUR MOM SPENDS IT ON CRACK, YOU DONT WANT ME TO HAVE TO PUT HER ON THE CORNER AGAIN DO YOU :smoking: :nervous:

I just joined in the middle of this ghetto version of HTGTH, imagine my confusion lol

IM ALRIGHT, IT IS STARTING TO BE FUNNY, BUT ITS NOT REALLY

THIS IS MESSED UP, I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST MY STUFF WHEN I LOGGED ON, ARE PROFILES ARE JACKED TO

whatafuck is happening here

I know it must be a pain for Jarmo. But still, this hacking was funny as hell.

aww shit. I fear I'll be getting into Hip Hop n' shit if this don't change

MCT is a straight up ho yo, he is straight flippin on my tits yo, i thought he was kinda gay but he straight loves the cock. :hihi: :hihi:

dis pimp right here think he just said it wasn't hizzacked didn't he? ???? "

Hehehe, will you?  ;)

why does everybody keeps sayin words "dis" da" "dis motherfuckin pimp"??

What has suddenly happened to this forum?

Anyway, I started this morning with laughing my ass off.

What is going on??  :o  :smoking:

HELP I NEED CRACK MY MOM IS TRYIN TO SELL HER ASS AND IT AINT WORKIN SHE IS FAT AND UGLY, WILL YOU PLEASE GIVE HER A HIT, I DONT WANT TO HAVE TO ROB THE GAS STATION AGAIN PLEASE HELP A POOR GHETTO BOY

We sound like a bunch of crazy people!  :rofl:

Hackers suck!

IT IS SO HARD LIVIN IN THE GHETTO, ALL THE CORNER STORE SELLS IS BRILLO AND GLASS STRAWS WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO EAT, AND I HAVE THIS EXTRA FIVE DOLLARS NOW,,,,,,,,,,,,YO, WHAT YOU NEED , ROCKA , COCKA ,CHIVA,,,,,,,,,,,ONLY GOT 5 DOLLARS,,,,,,,,,,,,,I GOT NICKLES, GOT YOU COVERED, ,,,, DONT NEED NO FOOD I GOT CRACK

Did I hear crack !!!!! I have been on this corner for four hours and only made three dollars and a raw pussy!!!!! Can I please get some crack for three dollare and a little pussy?????

Yours truly does not have the slightest...totally weird!!!

Hackers have invaded.

So wait - The Bo@rd has been h@cked, correct?

Th!s !s FVcked. Wh Y Can' T VVe ta|k 'bout !t J armo?

Are yousa gay cracker pimp?

Moderators n' everybody.

Can youze please take down da board n' repair da damage?

WTF  ??? Are you trying to be funny????What a waste of 2 Min of life.FUK  :peace:

Ya before its to late  : ok:

What da fuck? dis pimp right here?m in dis motherfucking bitch drugs again?? ?:smoking:



Edited to add:
  :rofl: :hihi:

Heretodaygonetohell is messed up!!!!!!!


StoneTempleRoses

This is crazy!!!

StoneTempleRoses

this shit is so fuckin funny.  i hope axl sees it.

no dont take the board down!  this shit is way too funny.  im stoned and really pissing myself laughing.

axl is the pimpfather!

LOL Fuk :smoking: :smoking:

This is strange, it must be the goverment behind this, and those hanson boys.

A.g.r.e.e.d.? .i. D.o.n.'.t k.n.o.w w.h.a.t. t.h.e .h.e.l.l. h.a.p.p.e.n.e.d.

Yeah, soon is the word, yo dogs! you know any good places to get hip hop clothing and gold chains?

I think it's the hanson boys  :rofl:

Well, they haven't got anything better to do :)

Really I think it's norway, he came up with the whole skogsel thing anyway  : ok:

Thi s is th e funniest shite Iva ever read here

what the duece? the message bard has gone to hell....no pun intended

I have tried to explian everything...EVERYTHING  In My motherfucking post. An it relates Directly to Chinese Democracy,

W. Axl Rose Forver says pick it pack it fire it up come alng, and take a hit from the Bong!

So Axl Rose said, so it will be done.

Well holy hell.? :rant:

It's like I died and woke up in some ghetto nightmare!? :P? :confused:

I even sound like a damn thug....? :nervous:? ?:crying:

(Our Administrator must not be happy with this)? :no:

How the fuck has this happened?

put it in maintanince mode someone, quick before this place loses its reputation

what the fuck is going on

Stop fucking around with the board, alot of people use this board and Jarmo puts more effort into this whole site than you do when your masterbating.

Fucked if l know.

people, get real.

it is da mothafuckin hammertime.com people.

they changed something @ thy IC3 code and it's not working with the Hammer module anymore...

r my niggas 1n da place?

what the fuck is going on with this place...you need any help jarmo to change the code?

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: this is just too funny

Aw shit...? :rofl:? This is history in the making, all-time classic HTGTH moments? ;D

 :rofl: :rofl:

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

it is 6a bitzch for schizzle nits wrkoking !
thou nigggggaaazzz ra dia bombas

SI SI pepito ! ? caramba !!!!


" iPH AYE KAME IN, DHTAT WAZZ RIYTE ONNN TAYME !!!!! " biiiaaaaaaaaaaa !!!



ZOOOOO FEEETTTCH

LOL... the best thing about KF-D's last post was that it wasn't changed at all.

dat pimp right there needs a kickin'  :hihi:

Yo, dogs!

Here's a simple rule that everyone would have their visit as nice as possible

Post only in dis motherfucking bitch ENGLISH. If your English isn't perfect, don't worry about it, many of us are from non-English speaking countries.

this is funny... yet disturbing...

Take it down and reboot the whole damn thing. It's funny but not THAT funny

THE SOONER THE BETTER!

I wonder if he changes every post or if he uses some kind of BOT to do it .


yo ass is da shiznit yo ! ;D

YO  : ok: :beer:

this is some seriously crazy shit dudes

ok, it's a BOT

Skogsal Tha Pimpfather = A X L

`
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THIS IS A TEST:

AXL

WAAAAAAAHAHAHA,? :hihi: ok, t h e? w o r d? A X L? is? r e p l a c e d? wi t h:? Skogsal Tha Pimpfather

Somethings different about th.is place....bad grammar, poor spelling, posts that mean nothing..., nah, must be m.y imagination, nothing new about tha.t....

and S L A S H is replaceed with Tracii Guns  :hihi:

As it was mean.t to be! :hihi:

T.e.s.t:

A x l : Axl

Iz z y : Izzy

D u f f : Duff

S l a s h: Slash

S t e v e n: Steven

M a t t: Matt

D? iz z y: Dizzy

B u c k e t h e a d: Buckethead

P a radi se Ci ty: Paradise City

N ovem ber R ain: November Rain

Good god!

Dis pimp right here goes back sippin on her ciders. Dis is too much.  :no:   :beer:


"Cut throats, gun smoke, dope n' hoes, is what controls niggas souls" 

hell yeah !  :peace:

|'aint sleepin wit her ! mowtherfucker  ! | kil7 yu ! | kil7 yu mowtherfuker !

dys ys soooooooooo feeeeettttch !!!

(http://www.indcjournal.com/archives/RickJames.jpg)









/xal

LOL! G.ood point..

What the fuck you after doin to board?!

Man this is whack!? GnR rules suckers!!!!

If Slash is now Tracii Guns then what is Tracii Guns himself?!

s.orry, I. don't understand what y.ou mean.

duff is d u f f      ............     there are people out there having to much time

This is pretty damn funny!

Some niggaz gots carried away wit dis shit!

Y.ou c.an t.est b.y p.ressing p.review, y.ou d.on't h.ave t.o a.ctually p.ost t.he m.essage.

sorry your post was first I read and thought it was you that did it! looks like it was some other chap

This shits pretty funny! Can't wait to see things normal again!  :hihi:

Word.

But in this case, it's got nothing to do with them.....



/Banmaster

I'm gonna buy myself a Caddy and bling that fuck out of it!

(http://www.fly-n-hi.com/FST/limo/DSCF5320.jpg)

Or Can't see things getting back to normal again
 :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

fuck me i go away for 2 weeks and the board has gone nuts whats all the pimpin talk about

now thats fucked up that aint what i wrote

what is going on with all the messages in this board... all seem to be in other strange languaje... I'm lost. !!!!!!!!

Esto se enloqueci?... yo no escrib? eso.

Si escribo en espa?ol, parece que no pasa nada

1 know one phrase "de puta madre!(sp?)" :P

i t  d r i v e s  m e  n u t s. p l e a s e   f i x   i t

This guy here doesn't like this board being hacked. :rant:

I see your sister in her sunday dress
She's out to please she outs her best
She's out to take no need to try
She's ready to make

It's so easy, easy
When everybodys trying to please me baby


Always wondered how Its so easy sounds like in rap style..

Sorry..couldnt help myself.

Why in hell is everybody yalking like assholes on this site. I don't get it all Gn'r Is not a fucking GANGSTER Band :rant:. Why is everybody calling themselves pimps......I don't get it. this site is an awesome site where people used to speak in plain English.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON :no:

W h a t   t h e F U C K :rant:."This motherfucking pimp"  can't   r e a d   o th er   pe op le s   p o s ts. T hi s  i s    no w    t h e   sin gl e    g a y e s t   si  te i n    th e wo rld.  I ha v  t o ty pe li ke an as s ho le   so my  po st wi ll be i n En Gli sh./   Wh at    ha ppe ned to th is    pie ce   of     sh it.   It    USED    to    b e    th e    be st  Gn r   si te on  th e   web ???, st rict ly a bout G u N s N' Fuck ing Roses. :crying: >:( :'(

let's see what past n' present bandmembers are called in dis motherfucking bitch dis new gangsta slang!

Skogsal Tha Pimpfather - A x l
Tracii Guns - S l a s h
Courtney Love - D u f f
Ice Stradlin - Iz z y
Steven Adler - S t e v e n
Matt Sorum - M a t t
Gilby Clarke - Gi l b y
Dizzle Reed - Di z z y
That gothic cat Finck - R o bi n
Buckethead - B u c k e t h e a d
Brian da Cymbal Mantia - B r ai n
General T Stinson - T o m m y
Chris Pittman - C h ri s

which suckas did dis pimp right here forget? damn there's been a lot of members of da GN'R crew!

Hehe, and my new name is Steve Mckagan. ;D

este es muy terrible. voy a escribir solamente en espanol. Tengo cinco anos de espanol, pero es mejor de hablando ebonics.

What the fuck happened when I was gone

 :smoking: Izzy? :smoking:

What happened here??? It's pretty funny. dis pimp right here'll type da singers name: Skogsal Tha Pimpfather. Did that say Mr Rose's first name, cause thats what dis pimp right here typed?

Pimp ma Board???



WHat kind of a hack is this? I want to speak ENGLISH damnit!

This board has turned into an English = Ebonics dictionary!!

The name is *Iz z y* not Ice? :rant:

 :smoking: Ice? :smoking:

Those who use English as a second language are gonna have a hell of a time with all this!

hmmm saul   ;D

That can be taken two ways there Skylar... :rofl:... : ok:...

Anyway, dis pimp right here says youze two bitches can suck da rooster.

 ;D

Shizzle on

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Found a head n' an arm in dis motherfucking bitch dis motherfucking bitch da garbage can
Don't know why dis pimp right here'm here
Livin' on da run for oh so long
dis pimp right here gotta go collect
Double talkin' jive
Get da money motherfucker
'Cause dis pimp right here got no more patience
Double talkin'
-dis pimp right here got (lies)-
No more patience man


Back in dis motherfucking bitch dis motherfucking bitch town an'a all new friends
They sayin' how ya been?
Fucked up n' outta place
That's how dis pimp right here felt back then
Double talkin' jive
Get da money motherfucker
'Cause dis pimp right here got no more patience
Double talkin'
-dis pimp right here got (lies)-
No more patience man
youze dig what dis pimp right here'm sayin'?!

---

He lost his mind today
He left it out back on da highway
On "65"

She loved him yesterday
Yesterday's over
dis pimp right here said okay
That's all right
Time moves on
That's da way
We live an hope to see da next day
That's all right

Sometimes these things they are so easy
Sometimes these things they are so cold
Sometimes these things just seem to rip youze right in dis motherfucking bitch dis motherfucking bitch two
Oh no man don't let 'em get ta youze

She loved him yesterday
He laid her sister
She said O.K.
An that's all right
Buried her things today
Way back out deep
Behind da driveway
n' that's all right

Sometimes these women are so easy
Sometimes these women are so cold
Sometimes these women seem to rip youze right in dis motherfucking bitch dis motherfucking bitch two
Only if youze let 'em get to youze

Ya get out on your own
n' youze/take all that youze own
n' youze/forget about your home
n' then youze're/just fuckin' gone

There's no logic here today
Do as youze got to, go your own way
dis pimp right here said that's right
Time's short your life's your own
n' in dis motherfucking bitch dis motherfucking bitch da end
We are just

DUST N' BONES

---

:rofl:


 :smoking: Ice ?:smoking:

:rofl:

T_h_a_t's? ?f_u_n_n_y


M_y? ?n_e_w? ?n_a_m_e? ?i_s? ?*Ice*

 :smoking: Izzy? :smoking:

... :rofl:...

That's some funny shit!

This is for everyone here at HTGTH:

"Patience"

Shed a tear 'cause I'm missin' you
I'm still alright to smile
Girl, I think about you every day now
Was a time when I wasn't sure
But you set my mind at ease
There is no doubt
You're in my heart now

Said, woman, take it slow
It'll work itself out fine
All we need is just a little patience
Said, sugar, make it slow
And we come together fine
All we need is just a little patience
(patience)
Mm, yeah

I sit here on the stairs
'Cause I'd rather be alone
If I can't have you right now
I'll wait, dear
Sometimes I get so tense
But I can't speed up the time
But you know, love
There's one more thing to consider

Said, woman, take it slow
And things will be just fine
You and I'll just use a little patience
Said, sugar, take the time
'Cause the lights are shining bright
You and I've got what it takes
To make it, We won't fake it,
I'll never break it
'cause I can't take it

(whistle)
...little patience, mm yeah, mm yeah
need a little patience, yeah
just a little patience, yeah
some more patience, yeah
need some patience, yeah
could use some patience, yeah
gotta have some patience, yeah
all it takes is patience,
just a little patience
is all you need *

I BEEN WALKIN' THE STREETS AT NIGHT
JUST TRYIN' TO GET IT RIGHT
HARD TO SEE WITH SO MANY AROUND
YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE
BEING STUCK IN THE CROWD
AND THE STREETS DON'T CHANGE
BUT BABY THE NAME
I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THE GAME
'CAUSE I NEED YOU
YEAH, YEAH, BUT I NEED YOU
OO, I NEED YOU
WHOA, I NEED YOU
OO, ALL THIS TIME
(ah)

S_o_r_r_y? ? this pimp? ? d_o_e_s_n_'t? ?u_n_d_e_s_t_a_n_d? ? y_o_u

S_e_r_i_o_u_s_l_y? ?t_h_o_u_g_h? ?t_h_i_s? ?w_a_s? ?o_n_l_y? ?f_u_n_n_y? ?f_o_r? ?t_e_n? ?m_i_n_u_t_e_s ,? n_o_w? ?i_t's? ?j_u_s_t? ? g_a_y

 :smoking: Izzy? :smoking:

 :rofl:

P_a_t_i_e_n_c_e? ?w_a_s? ?h_i_l_a_r_i_o_u_s

A_n_y? ?o_t_h_e_r? ?g_o_o_d? ?o_n_e_s


 :smoking:? Izzy? :smoking:

I_t's? ?f_u_n_n_y? ?t_h_a_t? ? i_t? ? t_o_o_k? ?y_o_u? ?t_w_o? ?m_i_n_u_t_e_s? ?t_o? ?r_e_a_d? ?i_t? :rofl:

 :smoking: Izzy? :smoking:

sounds like ali fucking g singing karaoke!   :hihi:

Yoyoyo what the shizzle l@@k a/t? me IM a Ga/y r@pper Bi@atch

D.o.n.t? t.a.k.e? d.o.w.n? t.h.e? b.o.a.r.d? j.u.s.t? g.e.t? r.1.d? o.f? t.h.e? g.a.y? h.1.p - h.o.p? t.a.l.k
 
 :smoking: Izzy? :smoking:

S_cott W_eiland = Sebastian Bach   
V_elvet R_evolver = Village People    :rofl:

C_ontraband = Super Trouper
C_hinese D_emocracy = da Hustle

dis is clearly an inside job  ;)

m_oderator = moderator

SOME  g o o d ONES here :rofl:

Ditto!  :hihi:

!n            =in dis motherfucking bitch
!              =dis pimp right here
y o u        =youze
m y          = ma
T his        = dis
t h e        = da


EDIT: to add

S anctuary=Sanctuary
M erck       =Merck
w ho         =who
g o o d      = good

what the fuck is going on?? ?? ??

it's surely set in the censored words

maldito bastardo hijo de puta el ke hizo esto!

This is like playing Grand Theft auto San Andreas again!!!! JESUS!!!!

th?s ?s mad

wonder what it does to estranged

When you're talkin to yourself
And nobody's home
You can fool yourself
You came in this world alone
(Alone)

So nobody ever told you baby
How it was gonna be
So what'll happen to you baby
Guess we'll have to wait and see
ONE, TWO

Old at heart but I'm only 28
And I'm much too young
To let love break my heart
Young at heart but it's getting much too late
To find ourselves so far apart

I don't know how you're s'posed to find me lately
An what more could you ask from me
How could you say that I never needed you
When you took everything
Said you took everything from me

Young at heart an it gets so hard to wait
When no one I know can seem to help me now
Old at heart but I musn't hesitate
If I'm to find my own way out

Still talkin' to myself
And nobody's home
(Alone)

So nobody ever told us baby
How it was gonna be
So what'll happen to us baby
Guess we'll have to wait and see

When I find out all the reasons
Maybe I'll find another way
Find another day
With all the changing seasons of my life
Maybe I'll get it right next time
An now that you've been broken down
Got your head out of the clouds
You're back down on the ground

And you don't talk so loud
An you don't walk so proud
Any more, and what for

Well I jumped into the river
Too many times to make it home
I'm out here on my own, an drifting all alone
If it doesn't show give it time
To read between the lines

'Cause I see the storm getting closer
And the waves they get so high
Seems everything we've ever known's here
Why must it drift away and die

I'll never find anyone to replace you
Guess I'll have to make it thru, this time - Oh this time
Without you
I knew the storm was getting closer
And all my friends said I was high
But everything we've ever known's here
I never wanted it to die

Well who did it then? You obviously know.

This is some Funny shit. :rofl: :rofl:

got Some more! :D

r ules               =rules
r oses              =roses
H TGTH             =HTGTH
P aradise city   =Paradise city
s hit                 =shit

(http://www.sicilianculture.com/godfather/fishes.jpg)

from me to you

I can finnaly talk in ebonics, that is fabulous!

Was die H?lle?  Das Forum wurde zerhackt!  In der Kupplersprache.  Isnt dieses nett. ??? :rant:

You're a fuckin dumbass.    What redneck city are you from???

Maybe the $n-0OP modification will work better..... ????



/jarmo

fish? ???

What is this shit??? Why is everyone talking like this?? It makes everone sound dumb.   Keep it up your giving website great character.. : ok:

Jarmo, have you checked the censored list?

The board has been hacked. We all diddn`t decide to sound like pimps by coincidence.

H-E_ I-S_ N-O-T_ J-A-R-MO!!!!!!!!

That's the funniest thing I've seen.



/jarmo

u 2 :hihi:

Maybe.....




/jarmo

JESUS SOMEONE SMOKED SOME SERIOUS GANJA

what do you mean?

dez gizzle n' bizzle sho gez a fan cd fo tha kidz tha be stucki wit 'em thru all tha shizz.

waz yo thoughtz??  ???

YOU ARE A BIT SLOW.......HE HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER!!!!!

are you sure about that?

??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

ISNT IT OBVIOUS!!!!

No, not when hes posting on other boards that it wasn't a hack.  : ok:

no need to call me slow...

what makes you think his account was taken?

i be loyal as ma muthafucka scarface n' axl so giz a cd to tha fans thru his internizzle webizzle fa shizzle

haha this is so funny

1. HE SAYS ITS NOT A H_A_CKER
2. READ HIS POSTS DOES HE SEEM TO CARE?

pot calling kettle black. lt's not us

people never pick up on my hints anymore

some1 that has him on messenger should ask him

BP
explain please. 1 can't stand keeping mystery unsolved.

mrlee

1) Obviously she is not slow. Look how she managed to make her post readable. Smart.

2) No he isn't hijacked.

Take me down to Paradise City

Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty

Oh won`t you please take me home



I was curious to see what the hip hop version would sound like.  :rofl:

thanks but the credits goes to Darknemous :)

Pretty good end of the month joke Banmaster. :hihi: :headbanger:

testing how is the writing... is this ok, is this readable? 1.2.3

SUSPECT SOUGHT IN HTGTH SNOOPYFICATION

? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?        ? ?(http://gypsysoul.lunarpages.com/snoopybb43005.jpg)

dis pimp right here was declaring forum war with Banmaster......? & dis pimp right here believe da fishes represent that al' la Godfather - ?bust a cap all up dis MOFO''

Gangster BP

this ls frustrating... cannot post normally here, Uzi ls not working... :(

Fix this shit I cant read the board!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

StoneTempleRoses

What nigger hacked this shiate????

Why the hell did all the post get words switched in them???? When ever someone put sl.ash it comes up as tracii guns, and th.e and thi.s all got changed do dis... WTF is going on???

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

that cracks me up!

no gangster shizzle diggers not at all.....dooby.........giant monkies lmao this pimp right here is (beat ya to it)  going mad dog.............Zakk Wylde owns!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SMOKE MY MONKEY

a thing called "people that have nothing to do in there life" so they sit around all day writing programs like this to take there anger out on people because there lives suck.

The

I

They

Dude

testing

Axl

Slash

Duff

Matt sorum

Velvet Revolver

Guns n Roses

toss pot

Rules

Hacker

Rock

Crazy

ass

phyco

here

he

him

TEST

Something's wrong wit the board?

I have to give them credit, in a way. Its funny as hell and the most excitement we`ve had around here in awhile.

lmao gotta love your sense of humor. Take a look at your writing in case you didnt notice lol.

this is getting worse and worse..

pisses self with laughter trying to understand what the hell "shizzle" means!!!  :rofl:

If we use pimp language when we post will it come out like whitey talk?

"whitey" wtf us w_hit_e people have different accents you know just like blacks and others do.

I hate lame ass gangster turd talk, its lame.

shizzle

blippityblopbloopblapburp guy : ok:

lmao at da word shizzle wtf does it mean?

i get up around 7, get outta bed around 9, i dont worry bout nothing no cause worryings a waste of my...time


Show usually starts around 7, we go on stage around 9, get on the bus about 11 sipping  a drink and feeling fine

we've been dancing with mr brownstone, hes been knockiing but he wont leave me alone.....oh no no no.



Gangster mr b...WORD HOMIES!!! :rofl:

Ain't life a muthafuckin' bitch

Shizzle on

 :smoking: Izzy? :smoking:

I like big butts and I cannot lie  :rofl:

its been awhile now, its not funny anymore, and i dont get any of this. why havent they fixed it? is it some form of humour? or is it something else? okay, its funny reading for some time, but then it just gets fucking boring.

feces, you honkey.

POO POO

i got a idea, lets copy and past gnr lyrics and see what they come out like

iIi know what ya mean if iIi hear the word "dis pimp right here again" iIi am gonna scream

 :smoking: Izzy? :smoking:

lt's gonna be fixed eventually

lmao i totally agree this is some crazy shit  :rofl:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY GOT MR BROW_NSTONE!!!!!!  :crying:

*yawn* It's an april fools joke.



-Sizzaul

awww they got _s_aul also.

We been dancin' with Mr. Brownstone
He's been knockin'
He won't leave me alone
No, no ,no, he won't leave me alone
I used ta do a little but a little wouldn't do
So the little got more and more
I just keep tryin' ta get a little better
Said the little better than before
I used ta do a little but a little wouldn't do
So the little got more and more
I just keep tryin' ta get a little better
Said the little better than before


 :rofl:

wtf??

if dis an april fool's joke, l'm Pamela Anderson  ::)

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


dancing with mr brownstone!!!!!

lets try................" Its so easy, easy wheneverbodies trying to please me baby"

april fools joke...

riiiight...it's a month too late.

very funny...

Yeah those pimps are a bit late...................But hopefully this will be fixed soon.

well jenny , banmaster aka jarmo posted on the sp1at board that it was an april fools joke since they missed it on april 1st.

saul bailey out!

buckethead is da shit in the house you know what the fuck I'm saying homefuck?  :hihi:

"with" the board?

What?

It's "wit" the board foos

Shizzle sounds like s h it,? but da kind that sprays all over da toilet.

i remember a few years back when jarmo did somthing similar although that was just a fake article about axl going rap or something...the same thing almost...

LMAO HOMEFUCK TRUE AXL STYLE!!!!

so its jarmo doing this as a joke..........right

if this was april first i would have gotten the joke..but ehm?

the board was dead on april 1st , remember?  : ok:

yes , j@rmo is doing this as a joke. believe it.  : ok:

yes, but whats the point???

but he did something like this...shizzle dizzle my ass..i remember it wasnt THAT funny actually...

the point with an aprils fools joke is to do the joke on april first..if you cant do it then you have to wait until next year...thats like..the law...how stupid. sorry.

link to where he says is a joke?

I hear ya , I hear ya. I guess they wanted to do it and did. Spark some interest and/or talk or whatever. I dont really think it's that funny .. it was funny for about 20 minutes but now it's worn off. I think they fooled alot of people into thinking it was real though.  : ok:

exactly. this is supposed to be a serious forum right? if this was done on april first it would have been the funniest thing....ever...for maybe an hour or so?

actually, i think it would have been more funny if it was hackers....all the effort they put into it you know?

but...now its....lame...

if you missed april first...tough luck..better luck next time.

i have never tricked people a month later saying it was a late april fools joke..

Sorry if this was meant to be a joke but it's getting really g.a.y, annoying and not funny now. So fix it and we can get on with the Best 70's Frontman? :)

 :smoking: Izzy? :smoking:

groovy baby peace.......lol i think we should treat this as a joke and experiment with it while we can. Like write lyrics,

what in the blue hell is going on?

You changed g.a.y to superfly

this is the last straw? :rant:

 :rofl:

 :smoking: Izzy? :smoking:

jejejje mano, viste ke gueno ta? joda joda jejejeje ;D  :rofl:

what are you crazy homeboys going on about?

I may as well type a post in ebonics here while i still can! It was funny for a while but hopefully it gets fixed soon (if that is, in fact, the word). Otherwise Axl and Slash and Snoop D-O to the double-G will be the only things we see for some time.

Everytime I bring my pimp hand to this site I am amazed that there is still no news from our favourite band. Has Axl joined the witness protection program? hopefully he will meet up with our hacker friend there after his imminent capture.

Is that what he calls himself  :rofl:

 :smoking: Izzy  :smoking:

yes just like X to the Z xzibit!!!!!!!!!

I actually gotten used to it now
Keep it like this jarmo

except the following

1.i

2.gay

3.izzy

That will be all? :)

 :smoking: Izzy? :smoking:

Guns N Roses - Madagascar (Extreme Hip-Hop Version)

I won't be told anymore
That I've been brought down in this storm
And left so far out from the shore
That I can't find my way back, my way anymore

No I won't be told anymore
That I've been brought back in this storm
And left so far out from the shore
That I can't find my way back, my way anymore

No, I..
No, I...

Forgive that they teared down my soul
Bless them that they might grow old
A dream that's forgotten may know
That it's never too late

So many times that I've seen life before me
I searched and found the way to choose to the end
I found a way, to know, why it had to be
Mired in denial and saw all the rain

If we ever find it true
Love will have its way to choose
Three more to tame
We can be ever

I won't be told anymore
That I've been brought down in this storm
And left so far out from the shore
And I can't find my way back, my way anymore

No I won't be told anymore
That I've been brought back in this storm
And left so far out from the shore
That I can't find my way back, my way anymore

In? that case I'm I to the Z Izzy

That made no sense? :hihi:

 :smoking: Izzy? :smoking:

testing:

goddamn

people

I'm the rock

Don't Cry Original

Talk to me softly
There's something in your eyes
Don't hang your head in sorrow
And please don't cry
I know how you feel inside I've
I've been there before
Somethin's changin' inside you
And don't you know

Don't you cry tonight
I still love you baby
Don't you cry tonight
Don't you cry tonight
There's a heaven above you baby
And don't you cry tonight

Give me a whisper
And give me a sigh
Give me a kiss before you
tell me goodbye
Don't you take it so hard now
And please don't take it so bad
I'll still be thinkin' of you
And the times we had...baby

And don't you cry tonight
Don't you cry tonight
Don't you cry tonight
There's a heaven above you baby
And don't you cry tonight

And please remember that I never lied
And please remember
how I felt inside now honey
You gotta make it your own way
But you'll be alright now sugar
You'll feel better tomorrow
Come the morning light now baby

And don't you cry tonight
An don't you cry tonight
An don't you cry tonight
There's a heaven above you baby
And don't you cry
Don't you ever cry
Don't you cry tonight
Baby maybe someday
Don't you cry
Don't you ever cry
Don't you cry
Tonight

---

Don't Cry Alternative Lyrics

If we could see tomorrow
What of your plans
No one can live in sorrow
Ask all your friends
Times that you took in stride
They're back in demand
I was the one who's washing
Blood off your hands

Don't you cry tonight
I still love you baby
Don't you cry tonight
Don't you cry tonight
There's a heaven above you baby
And don't you cry tonight

I know the things you wanted
They're not what you have
With all the people talkin' it's drivin' you mad
If I was standin' by you how would you feel
Knowing your love's decided
And all love is real

An don't you cry tonight
Don't you cry tonight
Don't you cry tonight
There's a heaven above you baby
And don't you cry tonight

I thought I could live in your world
As years all went by
With all the voices I've heard
Something has died
And when you're in need of someone
My heart won't deny you
So many seem so lonely
With no one left to cry to baby

An don't you cry tonight
An don't you cry tonight
An don't you cry tonight
There's a heaven above you baby
And don't you cry
Don't you ever cry
Don't you cry tonight
Baby maybe someday
Don't you cry
Don't you ever cry
Don't you cry
Tonight

---

My World

You wan'da step into my world
It's a sociopsychotic state of bliss
You've been delayed in the real world
How many times have you hit and missed?
You cat-scan shows disfiguration
I wanna laugh myself to death
With a misfired synapse
with a bent configuration
I'll hold the line while you gasp for breath
You wanna talk to me
So talk to me
You wanna talk to me (7 times)
You can't talk to me
You don't understand your sex
You ain't been mindfucked yet
Let's do it (3 times)
Oh my distorted smile

Guess what I'm doing now

---

 :smoking: Izzy? :smoking:

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

lzzy, that was great!

lmao

someone do sweet child o mine PLZ

Thank you, thank you very much

My personal favourite verse:

If we could see tomorrow
What of your plans
No one can live in dis motherfucking bitch sorrow
ax all your friends
Times that youze took in dis motherfucking bitch stride
They're back in dis motherfucking bitch demand
dis pimp right here was da one which suckas's washing
Blood off your hands

 :rofl: Ax all your friends, it's a hidden message? :nervous:? :rofl:

 :smoking: Izzy ?:smoking:

Sweet Child O' Mine

She's got a smile that it seems to me
Reminds me of childhood memories
Where evrything
Was as fresh as the bright blue sky
Now and then when I see her face
She takes me away to that special place
And if I stared too long
I'd probably break down and cry


Sweet child o' mine
Sweet love of mine


She's got eyes of the bluest skies
As if they thought of rain
I hate to look into those eyes
And see an ounce of pain
Her hair reminds me of a warm safe place
Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for the thunder
And the rain
To quietly pass me by


Sweet child o' mine
Sweet love of mine


Where do we go
Where do we go now
Where do we go
Sweet child o' mine

---

Welcome To The Jungle

Welcome to the jungle
We got fun 'n' games
We got evrything you want
Honey we know the names
We are the people that can find
Whatever you may need
If you got the money honey
We got your disease

Chorus:


In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your knees, knees
I wanna watch you bleed

Welcome to the jungle
We take it day by day
If you want it you're gonna bleed
But it's the price you pay
And you're a very sexy girl
That's very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights
But you won't get them for free
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my serpentine
I, I wanna hear yous-creem

Welcome to the jungle
It gets worse here evryday
Ya learn ta live like an animal
In the jungle where we play
If you got a hunger for what you see
You'll take it eventually
You can have anything you want
But you better not take it from me

Chorus

And when you're high you never
Ever want to come down, YEAH!

You know where you are
You're in the jungle baby
You're gonna die
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your knees, knees
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my serpentine
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your knees, knees
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your
It's gonna bring you down!
Ha!

---

Ther're not that good

 :smoking: Izzy? :smoking:

thats classic.

now if only rocket queen.........

Guns n' Roses - You Could Be Mine (Straight Outta Compton Remix)

I'm a cold heartbreaker
Fit ta burn and I'll rip
your heart in two
An I'll leave you lyin' on the bed
I'll be out the door before ya wake
It's nuthin' new ta you
'Cause I think we've seen that movie too

'Cause you could be mine
But you're way out of line
With your bitch slap rappin'
And your cocaine tongue
You get nuthin' done
I said you could be mine

Now holidays come and then they go
It's nothin' new today
Collect another memory
When I come home late at night
Don't ask me where I've been
Just count your stars
I'm home again

'Cause you could be mine
But you're way out of line
With your bitch slap rappin'
And your cocaine tongue
You get nuthin' done
I said you could be mine

You've gone sketchin' too many times
Why don't ya give it a rest
Why
Must you find
Another reason to cry

While you're breakin' down my back n' I been rackin' out my brain
It don't matter how we make it
'Cause it always ends the same
You can push it for more mileage
But your flaps r' wearin' thin
And I could sleep on it 'til mornin'
But this nightmare never ends
Don't forget to call my lawyers
With ridiculous demands
An you can take the pity so far
But it's more than I can stand
'Cause this couchtrip's gettin' older
Tell me how long has it been
'Cause 5 years is forever
An you haven't grown up yet

You could be mine
But you're way out of line
With your bitch slap rappin'
And your cocaine tongue
You get nuthin' done
I said you could be mine
You should be
You could be mine

Yeah!

I dont post much but this was funny for about 5 minutes and now its annoying. This is silly.

how long has the board been like this?  how much longer is it going to be like this.  I feel like I'm reading jibberish.

I think this is fuckin great.It's the best idea in a while!!! :rofl:

Ha Fucking Awesome!

now a thread i made has been deleted.

some crazy shit.

November Rain ( Bitch Ass Trick Remix) Featuring Shaquille O' Neal

When I look into your eyes
I can see a love restrained
But darlin' when I hold you
Don't you know I feel the same

'Cause nothin' lasts forever
And we both know hearts can change
And it's hard to hold a candle
In the cold November rain

We've been through this such a long long time
Just tryin' to kill the pain

But lovers always come and lovers always go
An no one's really sure who's lettin' go today
Walking away

If we could take the time to lay it on the line
I could rest my head
Just knowin' that you were mine
All mine
So if you want to love me
then darlin' don't refrain
Or I'll just end up walkin'
In the cold November rain

Do you need some time...on your own
Do you need some time...all alone
Everybody needs some time...on their own
Don't you know you need some time...all alone

I know it's hard to keep an open heart
When even friends seem out to harm you
But if you could heal a broken heart
Wouldn't time be out to charm you

Sometimes I need some time...on my
own Sometimes I need some time...all alone
Everybody needs some time...on their own
Don't you know you need some time...all alone

And when your fears subside
And shadows still remain
I know that you can love me
When there's no one left to blame
So never mind the darkness
We still can find a way
'Cause nothin' lasts forever
Even cold November rain

Don't ya think that you need somebody
Don't ya think that you need someone
Everybody needs somebody
You're not the only one
You're not the only one

Yo shizzle McNizzle

---

Rocket Quenn

If I say I don't need anyone
I can say these things to you
'Cause
I can turn on any one
Just like I turned on you
I've got a tongue like a razor
A sweet switchblade knife
And I can do you favors
But then you'll do whatever I like

Chorus:

Here I am
And you're a Rocket Queen
I might be a little young
But honey I ain't naive
Here I am
And you're a Rocket Queen oh yeah
I might be too much
But honey you're a bit obscene

I've seen everything imaginable
Pass before these eyes
I've had everything that's tangible
Honey you'd be surprised
I'm a sexual innuendo
In this burned out paradise
If you turn me on to anything
You better turn me on tonight

Chorus

I see you standing
Standing on your own
It's such a lonely place for you
For you to be
If you need a shoulder
Or if you need a friend
I'll bee here standing
Until the bitter end
No one needs the sorrow
No one needs the pain
I hate to see you
Walking out there
Out in the rain
So don't chastise me
Or think I, I mean you harm
Of those that take you
Leave you strung out
Much too far
Baby-yeah

Don't ever leave me
Say you'll always be there
All I ever wanted
Was for you
To know that I care

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Think About You

Say baby you been lookin' real good
I remember when we met
Funny how I never felt so good
It's a feelin' that I know
I know I'll never forget
Ooh it was the best time I can remember
Ooh and the love we shared - is lovin' that'll
last forever


There wasn't much in this heart of mine
There was a little left and babe you found it
It's funny how I never felt so high
It's a feelin' that I know
I know I'll never forget
Ooh it was the best time I can remember
Ooh and the love we shared - is lovin' that'll
last forever


I think about you
Honey all the time my heart says yes
I think about you
Deep inside I love you best
I think about you
You know you're the one I want
I think about you
Darlin' you're the only one
I think about you


Somethin' changed in this heart of mine
An' I'm so glad that ya showed me
Funny how I never felt so high
It's a feelin' that I know
I know I'll never forget
Ooh it was the best time I can remember
Ooh and the love we shared - is lovin' that'll
last forever

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My Michelle

Your daddy works in porno
Now that mommy's not around
She used to love her heroine
But now she's underground
So you stay out late at night
And you do your coke for free
Drivin' your friends crazy
With your life's insanity

Well, well, well you just can't tell
Well, well, well my Michelle

Sowin' all your wild oats
In another's luxuries
Yesterday was Tuesday
Maybe Thursday you can sleep
But school starts much too early
And this hotel wasn't free
So party till your connection calls
Honey I'll return the keys

Chorus:

Well, well, well you just can't tell
Well, well, well my Michelle
Well, well, well you never can tell
Well, well, well my Michelle


Evryone needs love
You know that it's true
Someday you'll find someone
That'll fall in love with you
But oh the time it takes
When you're all alone
Someday you'll find someone
That you can call your own
But till then ya better...

Now you're clean
And so discreet
I won't say a word
But most of all this song is true
Case you haven't heard
So c'mon and stop your cryin'
'Cause we both now money burns
Honey don't stop tryin';
An' you'll get what you deserve

---

Shizzle on

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LMAO LMAO LMAO THATS SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!BRILLIANT PURE GENIOUS!!!