Here Today... Gone To Hell!

We've all thought about it at some point or another - whether you were a kid pretending or an adult with an active imagination.  So just for the hell of it: if you could be any superhero, which one would you be?

Personally, I think you can't go wrong with Superman.  Flight, x-ray and heat vision, super-strength, super-speed...the guy's got it all.  But it's also kind of the moral honesty of it.  People sometimes make fun of Supes in an era of "dark avengers", but there's something to admire in such an altruistic hero.  Also, most other superheroes always seem to have something that makes them treat their powers as something of a curse; it always seemed kinda fun to be Superman.

or um... Superwoman  ;)

hehe

yeah... superman pretty much  : ok:

batman?  pfft!  he has NO super powers what-so-ever...

and wonder woman... the red white and blue dominatrix
yeah.. c'mon... you know she had to be a dom...
of course!  i mean... c'mon... her magic "lasso" -- we all know it was a whip!  :P

I would wont to be Batman cause ,he didn't have any specail powers he was just a regular guy . that has to use skills learned and cool gadgets to get the job done . : ok:   

Why I wouldn't want to be Superman as told in Mallrats

T.S Quint: But they're engaged.
Brodie: Doesn't matter, can't happen.
T.S. Quint: Why not? It's bound to come up.
Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?
T.S. Quint: Sure, why not?
Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.

i fuckin love mallrats!

that movie is great all the way around

Brodie is one of the greatest characters ever invented!


as told on kill bill 2, superman is really the only authentic superhero as he was really superman and had to disguise himself as a human, whereas the other superheroes had to put on a costume to be their alter egos.

Clark kent was timid,shy,unsure of himself, geeky and that was supermans indictement of the whole human race and thats how he saw humans.

he was born superman whereas the others have to put on a costume to transform.


if i had to be a superhero id have to go with Batman also, he's rich, plus he's a regular guy.

I'd be Wolverine, now that one's cool  8)

I mean healing power, keen senses, and those claws  : ok:

The Hulk, sooo cool

I'd be Dr Ock from Spiderman - okay is he a 'superhero'? Well he was good at the end of the film...err......

4 giant claws - its gotta be a load of fun running up and down buildings and ripping the doors of vaults......

Alison Blair/ Dazzler.

who?

She is a marvel superhero

http://members.tripod.com/~mister_meesh/marv_dazzler.html

That plastic guy from the fantastic four cause he can stretch any part of his .. err well u get the idea

I wanna be Axl Rose!






Now seriously, I would be Batman, cause he's the only one that's not a fuckin loser without the suit

Axl does have the power to disappear when a show is about to start. ;D

Huh.  Never thought about it that way.  Plus, you get to bang Catwoman.

I'd be Gambit.  That was one smooth motherfucker.

I would be The Punisher. Because He doesn't have any superpowers and he doesn't defend the justice. He is a guy who is    brutally revenging his familys death to the crimeworld. He also got a cool costume...skull and everything...

FUCK!  You stole it from me.... definetaly Gambit.

Superman is my least favourite superhero.  He's boring as shit!  There's no way you can stop him, ok kryptonite, but how long does that stay interesting for?  Batman is a million times more interesting than Superman, he has to fight through his human weaknesses to be a hero.  He's smart too... What does a hero like Spider-Man have going for him? A job as a photographer? Woo!

Batman is probably my favourite, but if I were to BE someone, Gambit (Wolverine is tempting too).

Thanos - Yes the mad Titan had some good in him.

HA! Never thought about it THAT way!

Neo   : ok:

Dr. Doom. I know he's a villain but in a few issues he helped the fantastic four. Y him. He a fuckin' genius, a sole ruler of a european nation, a small one but it's sole leader nevertheless, he has high-tech weapons, and he has the ability to switch bodies with other people. how cool is that.

btw Mattman u come up with the coolest topics  : ok:

Cliff Burton, a real legend.

why would you wanna be superman, he'd be as quick as a speeding bullet in bed.

i'd be the stretch guy from the fantastic four. think about that one. :smoking:


nah but seriously i'd probably wanna be wolverine. he was cool. no1 messes with him, plus he steals the ladies from his best friends! 8)

Batman for me and The Phantom a close second.

Superman, obviously.

Teddy Ruxpin

 :hihi: :hihi: Is he a literary super hero?

Any one that wears their undies on the outside and a cape.

I would be Jesus, he can walk on water, he can avoid death and bring back life to death people, how cool is that? the name Im not sure maybe I still be Dr. Dick Purple  :yes:

Justice Guy? I guess I'd be Justice Guy.

If I could be a Superhero, I would be Awsome Man
I'd fly around the world fighting crime, according to my awesome plan

And if I saw criminals trying to lie
Hurting other people and making them cry
I'd haul them off to jail in my awesome van

'Cause I would be awesome man


If I could be a superhero, I would be drug-free boy
Telling the world of the evils of drugs, and all of the lives they destroy

I'd take all the junkie-ies getting so high
With their needles and bongs and their sticks made of tai
I'd burn them alive as I squeal with joy

'Cause I would be drug-free boy


If I could be a superhero, I'd be immigration dude
I'd send all the foreigners back to their homes for eating up all of our food

And taking our welfare and best jobs to boot
like landscaping, dish-washing, picking our fruit
I'd pass alot of laws to get rid of their brood

'Cause I'd be immigration dude


If I could be a superhero, would you be Justice Guy
Making sure people get what they deserve, especially women who lie

Like if a wife left her husband with three kids and no job
And ran off to f---ing hawaii with some doctor named "Bob"
You'd skin them and drain them of blood 'till they die...especially Bob

Then you would be justice guy

Or you could be more subtle, I didn't mean to be vague
Give her the mad cow disease, Let him die of the plague
As long as they suffered for their terrible lie...especially Bob

Yes then you would be justice guy

Yes Then you would be
A superhero like
Meeeeeeeeeee



I'm sorry.. I just couldn't resist the temptation.

It doesn't take powers and secret identities in order to be a hero, what you need most is to have morals,courage, and be honest.

Spiderman.

Yeah, Spiderman for me too. : ok: