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Title: Last thoughts on music Post by: conny on December 22, 2004, 08:22:48 AM William Hung meets Jimi Hendrix in heaven. And Jimi is like all excited and asks: "So you're a musician? Cool, so what have you been up to down there, cat?" And Will says "I was the American Idol! My ass was on MTV, I was a star!" After a brief moment of silence, Jimi says: "You're late." Then Jimi turns his back on Will and walks away. Will is a bit confused, but then this other black dude comes along and introduces himself. "Hello, my name is Miles. Who are you?" And Will goes: "I'm Willam Hung. I was the American Idol! My ass was on MTV, I was a star!" After a long moment of silence, Miles says: "So what?" Then Miles walks away, too. Will gets upset. No one seems to appreciate him up here, so he decides to ask god to send him back to planet earth. The next minute, Will finds himself back on earth, a hundred feet under, in a bunker that turns out to be a recording studio. He recognizes this guy behind the piano and again he goes: "Er...ah, hello, my name is William Hung. I was the American Idol! You probably know me from MTV. I'm a star!" After an unpleasant long moment of silence, Axl Rose walks up from behind the piano and says: "You know where the fuck you are? You in the jungle, baby! You gonna die!" ------------------------ Got this in an e-mail, thought I'd share it with you. It's like the funniest shit I've read in a while. Happy holidays everyone!? :) Title: Re: Last thoughts on music Post by: norway on December 22, 2004, 08:28:04 AM happy holidays :beer:
Title: Re: Last thoughts on music Post by: ppbebe on December 22, 2004, 09:03:08 AM Happy holidays everyone! :) I wonder what become of William Hung after that. :-\ Happy holidays! :beer: Title: Re: Last thoughts on music Post by: AxlsMainMan on December 22, 2004, 12:07:38 PM :hihi:That was pretty good, thanks for the laugh.
Happy Holidays too you to :D Title: Re: Last thoughts on music Post by: MadmanDan on December 22, 2004, 04:39:09 PM That was so stupid, but I lauhged my ass off!
Title: Re: Last thoughts on music Post by: mikegiuliana on December 22, 2004, 04:43:21 PM That was so stupid, but I lauhged my ass off! left of the comma is right...Title: Re: Last thoughts on music Post by: grog mug on December 23, 2004, 03:20:03 AM Would have been better if William cussed Axl out because he hasn't released a new album in over a decade. Anything with the name William Hung in it is really stupid.
Title: Re: Last thoughts on music Post by: thelostrose on December 23, 2004, 04:44:28 AM who the f... is william hung?
Title: Re: Last thoughts on music Post by: Pandora on December 23, 2004, 05:43:36 AM who the f... is william hung? Someone you really don't want to see or hear ;D Title: Re: Last thoughts on music Post by: Tied-Up on December 25, 2004, 12:44:16 AM :rofl: William Hung = She Bang dude who can't sing or dance but now is making tons of money off his lack of talent.
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