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Guns N' Roses => Guns N' Roses => Topic started by: RichardNixon on December 18, 2004, 10:24:56 PM



Title: If Axl Rose were born a woman...
Post by: RichardNixon on December 18, 2004, 10:24:56 PM
In June of 1961 a sperm fertilized an egg and the genius that is W. Axl Rose was conceived. There was, however, a 50/50 chance a female could have been conceived. As it is, however, the Y Chromosome won out.

Let's say for a moment that Axl was a female. The following questions arise:
1. Would she have been famous as a rock star? Or perhaps famous as a movie star instead.
2. Would her lyrics as been as sexist, but perhaps sexist against men?


Title: Re: If Axl Rose were born a woman...
Post by: norway on December 18, 2004, 10:27:14 PM
what the hell?


Title: Re: If Axl Rose were born a woman...
Post by: visionary432 on December 18, 2004, 10:44:47 PM
1. no, sorry but no.
2. couldnt have had sexist lyrics because wouldn't have been a rockstar, plus its not cool to be sexist towards men but its acceptable to be sexist towards women


Title: Re: If Axl Rose were born a woman...
Post by: squeezeboxwho on December 18, 2004, 11:51:56 PM
uh what???????


Title: Re: If Axl Rose were born a woman...
Post by: Budweiser Froggs on December 18, 2004, 11:56:46 PM
omg were so fricking bored :rofl:


Title: Re: If Axl Rose were born a woman...
Post by: norway on December 19, 2004, 12:33:14 AM
i'm serious, things is starting to get real weird around here


Title: Re: If Axl Rose were born a woman...
Post by: gunz92 on December 19, 2004, 01:33:31 AM
Are things this bad that we have to resort to this?


Title: Re: If Axl Rose were born a woman...
Post by: SLCPUNK on December 19, 2004, 03:10:44 AM
Take the medication every day.

Not every other day.

Thanks.


Title: Re: If Axl Rose were born a woman...
Post by: IndiannaRose on December 19, 2004, 03:28:11 AM
Actually Axl is a........hermaphadite! :o

You should've known that! >:(
 
:hihi:


Title: Re: If Axl Rose were born a woman...
Post by: Scabbie on December 19, 2004, 06:14:29 AM
By the time this is all over I think we'll all be the subject of several psychiatrists....maybe they will call it HERE TODAY GONE TO HOSPITAL syndrome!  :smoking:


Title: Re: If Axl Rose were born a woman...
Post by: ClintroN on December 19, 2004, 07:13:10 AM
In June of 1961 a sperm fertilized an egg and the genius that is W. Axl Rose was conceived. There was, however, a 50/50 chance a female could have been conceived. As it is, however, the Y Chromosome won out.

Let's say for a moment that Axl was a female. The following questions arise:
1. Would she have been famous as a rock star? Or perhaps famous as a movie star instead.
2. Would her lyrics as been as sexist, but perhaps sexist against men?

Have you guys seen a movie called Ford Fairlane-Rock n' Roll Detective, Axl is mentioned a few times n' this one groupie say's,
'if Axl Rose was re-incarnated as a black women, would it be....(cant remember names)

i thought it was the most sillyist thing i ever heard.............n' so is your post mate :hihi:


Title: Re: If Axl Rose were born a woman...
Post by: MadmanDan on December 19, 2004, 08:14:38 AM
Man, we need some news soon, things are getting weirder every day...


Title: Re: If Axl Rose were born a woman...
Post by: takeshi on December 19, 2004, 09:26:56 AM
Maybe if Axl was a woman she would have finished CD by now. :P


Title: Re: If Axl Rose were born a woman...
Post by: Pandora on December 19, 2004, 11:52:58 AM
Stop those stupid threads, or soon we're gonna have to open our very own HTGTH mental institution.....