Here Today... Gone To Hell!

Personally, I am not in the Christmas spirit what so ever this year!  Hope this will change for my kids sake, but let's make this fun...What would you buy him for Christmas (imagining he would open it up Christmas morning, from you.  NO FUCKING REMARKS ABOUT THE ALBUMN PLEASE!!!

I would send him a baby tree to plant in his yard...

 :-*

I would buy him a swift kick in the nuts.  :P  ;D

A watch.

good one!  :hihi:

You guys suck!  Merry Christmas.... 

How about a new car?  He likes cars right?

One of those big desk calendars....

Or a pair of scissors to cut off those damned braids! ;)

Or I'd buy him happiness and peace of mind, if I could......

 :smoking: I'd have to say i would buy him a Great big bag of WEED  :smoking: (Somthings gotta jump start him)

I was just about to say a calendar. ? :hihi:

How about pair of forceps to remove Slash from his ass?

maybe a " Guide to Music Marketing and Planning by Marilyn Manson"

in all honesty I would buy him music, these cd's: (everybody pay attention cause you have never heard such beatutiful music in your life) :smoking: :P

green carnation- Light Of Day, Day Of Darkness-

songs:ohia - The Magnolia Electric Co

Anathema - judgement ?

Jeff Buckley - Grace

Sixteen Horsepower- Folklore

I`d buy him the Contraband CD  :rofl:

its great how gnr fans think alike.. i was just about to suggest a calender and scissors for those braids too..  :rofl:

but in all fairness.. i dunno.. i'd probably get him a custom yankees jersey w/ the word "ROSE" or "AXL" on the back..

i would make him something ratehr then buy true gifts come from the heart of making things. ;)

I'd buy him a gold chain to wear around his neck, that said $AXL ROSE$? on the front

I'd probably buy him an attitude adjustment

A globe. Ya know, the world. [ what can i say I'm a sucker for symbolism.]

I figure his music has opened up a whole new world for me when I was going through some hard time.  I can only return what he gave me.

Keep yer head up Axl.  You got nothing to be ashamed of.

i'd give him a copy of my cd :peace:

i was going to say a calender too. how 'bout we get one and put both our names on it? :beer:

besides that i would get him....well, what the hell do you get axl rose?

A computer with the internet

Axl joked about this (getting a watch) before, if I remember correctly.

Alarm clock

whithout the snooze feature

An over-sized Christmas card with an insurance policy for touring inside... :yes:

Exactly. When I found this topic my first thought was buying a calendar for him  :hihi:

I'm not sure what I'd get him. Something new, fresh....ooh, I know, I'll get him something from Merch.com :D

What do you get for Axl?? hummm...He'd probably like a cute puppy :)

A pony.

I know its after Christmas, but I like this sort of post!
Lets change it into a What Would You Buy Axl Any Time Of The Year, Pretending Its Christmas?
I'd get him a book entitled "Which Hairstyle? Why? And The Many Reasons Why Cornrows Are Evil"
And the complete set of all Tolkien's Middle-earth books including The Silmarillion and Unfinished Tales
And a darts board with alternating fronts all with a picture of a different political villain on the front. With an extra novelty one with Slash's face on the front. XD

I bought it for him! Hope to get it to him someday. It's a neckless, its made up of red Lakota Souix Indian trade beads. They are from the 1880-90's. They don't cost much, but are very special to me. I always thought he would have the same respect for them as I do!

a publicist and a ear monitor that works.  : ok: