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Come on guys let's talk about....girls? :P

I am not picky about appearance (given that she doesn't have a beard), as long she isn't a girl who repeatedly fits into the common stereotypes.

For example, someone who doesn't concern herself with materialistic things, is able to hold a conversation about something else than pop culture or the shoes she bought last night. Doesn't have to be entertained by small talk and is able to appreciate and differentiate kindess from weakness (this one is extremely rare). Someone who isn't easily disgusted or annoyed, or has to be pampered. And someone who doesn't list "having fun" as one of their hobbies.

-younger or same age for sure
-dont like dumb girls, but if they are a little dumb then i guess thats ok
-i hate sluts, simply put
-european or south-american. russians are ok
-i dont mind girls that drink, but yeah smoking does suck.
-i generlly prefer blondes but brunettes will do to.

every single quality that my girlfriend has is what i consider to be the perfect woman : ok:

she is

,beautiful,sweet,funny,talented,caring,witty,charming,generous,pure,,motherly,loves me unconditionally,trustworthy, unique, and so many intangible qualities u just cant put a title on.

My type of girls are never predictable. Sometimes, I like blondes or brunettes or redheads. Like this one girl that was 5'8, had red hair and had about medium weight. She was perfect to me at that time because she was the girl I wanted and that time. She's 30 and I'm 19 and that's why it didn't work out but I know I'll find my princess someday : ok:

Asian girls.   :beer:

Why men only? I'm sure there are some gay/bi women in the forum (luv to here'em out :love:)

Well, if we're talking on a strictly physical level of attraction, then please not the following:

- Asians: The accent and the tune of voice is such a turn off :rant:
- Russians: Too tough! and the fact that a girl can drink more than I do, being able to drive me home, before going back to continue drinking with her buddies is too much for me to take :no:
- Blondies: With all due respects, blondes are so not my type.
- Fat: I just love running my fingers and tongue on my woman's body, and being able to? feel the bones is important to me (ok, next pervert please :-*)

Now, if we're talking on a deeper level of romance then here's what I don't like in a woman:

- Bein my age: I'm an extremist (when it comes to age, not Jihad :confused:) so I'm totally ok with either older women (I was 23 when I dated a 36 year old chick) or at least 5-6 years younger than I am (no underage are allowed to my garden, thank you very much :peace:)
- Shallow women: I mean I wouldn't mind talking about shoes and dresses, but she also should be able to discuss politics, history and religion with me
- Super kindness: Being kind is a must (don't wanna spend the rest of my life with a mean bitch!), but being too kind is a turn off! my woman should be able to stand up for her self. A razor sharp tongue is a plus : ok:

It's weird because the more I age (I'm only 23) the less I care about sex. When I was a teenager, 16, 17 or 18 years old I always though about sex with girls, do you see the movie "American Pie"? I was like that. Now, it's not my priority anymore. There are other things in life.

My ex :-\

Well, it's quite normal to be less interested in sex while you age! hell I used to be like the Energizer rabbit when it comes to sex, but as I grew older sex became like a normal thing, I even decided to stop having sex and did so for almost 2 years, but then I met this MILF last summer and I NEEDED to get me some :smoking:

Maybe a long list, but every girl I've ever been attracted to has 99% of these qualites. So I wouldn't consider this being a picky list. It's not like asking for a skinny, blonde, wealthy, popular girl. It's not all about that.

- naturally attracted to blondes, redheads, & brunettes.
- american & european girls are best.
- romantic.
- has passion.
- loving.
- smells good.
- trusting.
- homemaker. motherly.
- it's nice for a girl to have a bit of a wild side. sexy. kinky. loves sex.
- she likes to be touched. likes to cuddle. curl up on the couch w/ each other.
- conversationist. i love having someone to talk to.
- intelligent. strong willed.
- not afraid to speak her mind.
- funny.
- playful. outgoing.
- sweet. friendly. charming.
- demonstrates charisma (likeability). compliments are always nice from a girl.
- enjoys children. wants to have children.
- a good cook is a plus.
- generous
- a courteous person.
- likes to travel.
- good hostess.

1. Dark hair (I prefer black)

2. NO skinny women. I like a fuller figure.

3. Girls smaller than I am.

4. Personality wise, well, it's a long list, but essentially, someone I can hold a conversation with, share a sense of humour, and appreciate the same music/films/books etc.

That's about it. Stuff like race or specific body preferences don't really bother me.

You might say I have broad tastes; it's all about the qualities of a specific woman.  So I'm fine with different body types (except girls who are taller than me), different hair colours, different skin colour, all that.  It's one of my favourite sayings...variety is the spice of life.

As for more specific things that I'm into:
- I have a thing for goth and punk girls for some reason.  No weird haircuts or anything, but dyed hair, eye shadow, and an interest in bands are all major turn-ons for me.  I can usually have conversations about music with these girls, but also, there's something very tantalizing for the dark world view these girls often have.  It can be a refreshing change from the quote-unquote "good girls' I always seem to find.
- Older, sexy women are really cool.  I've always wanted to be seduced by an older woman, a la The Graduate.  Unfortunately, it seems most women don't like younger guys, thinking that they're too "immature".  Well, enjoy your Viagra-popping geezer, toots.
- Younger women....well, I'm only 18, so that's not really a big factor yet.  Generally, I like women who are either the same age as me or above.  But then again, I find that I now have a thing for girls who are 16 or 17 and still in high school...it makes me feel like the smooth older man.  I should enjoy that now while it's still legal for me to do it.  Ha, yeah, that'll happen.
- ROCKER CHICKS WITH GUITARS, OBVIOUSLY!
- I love, love girls who aren't shy about making their desires known.  These are the kinds of girls who feel me up at parties, and there aren't nearly enough of them in this crummy town.  You might call them "sluts", but I think you should shut the fuck up, because by saying that you're discouraging them.  The sexual double-standard is a sociological issue I think about a lot, so you gotta love girls that transcend that.  Not only does it make it easier for me to get laid, and result in less beating around the bush.  But it also shows in the girl a tenacity and don't-give-a-shit attitude.  If you want to call them sluts...well then, sluts rule!
- No way around it; nothing attracts my immediate attention (nor that of any other guy) quicker than a slender, curvaceous girl in tight-fitting clothing.  How can you go wrong?
- Intellectual, rational girls.  I hate the type that seem like they're in PMS all the time - i.e., like all the girls at my high school.
- Shallow, ditzy girls are okay if they'll have sex with me.  What?  ;D

Especially the 5' 10" blonde ones who like U2, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and read books about Spiritism and Jim Morrison : ok:    ;)

- tall, taller than everybody with heels
- blond, long hair, that love to take care of her hair, therefore change hairstyle alot
- VERY materialistic, clothes + clothes + clothes
- like to wear baseball caps sometimes
- funny and impulsive. talks a lot. very outgoing
- big boobs (32 DD + )
- did i say tall ?
- love conflicts and that gets mad easily (cause i'm all about conflicts)
- clothing : classy, sexy, NON SPORT, women, cute :;)

anyway, tahts my b?b? :)

I read that as "a good cock is a plus"  ;D  Well, to each his own I guess...

Redhead, Intelligent, Gotta dig GNR

Maybe You forgot to add the eyes of blue.? : ok:

I bet dream girls of nesquick and WAT-EVER, i'm totally buggin wouldn't like GNR, providing that such girls still exist on the earth.

I like a girl who is artistic or really creative. A girl who is cool and smart-in the sense she can call me on my bullshit and be sweet and funny about it. Decent height, long legs on a girl are sexy as hell. Long hair but not to their back or anything like that. Beautiful smiles bring me to my knees.

Well, I'm not a man, but... (it's discrimination, goddammit!  ::) ;D)

Looks:
- long dark hair (no blondes and redheads are rare)
- very tall (between 5 foot 9 and 6 foot--hey, I'm 6 foot 2.5 myself)
- slender and toned body (preferably 34C-34-34)
- aged 20-25
- bronzed skin (no Blacks/no tattoos)

Personality:
- independant (I hate the clingy type)
- passionate
- sexual/kinky
- intelligent
- strong-willed

When it comes to looks in a woman I have very high standards (hey, might as well be honest...) and she's definitely got to be lesbian. Bisexuals are out of the question.

Three examples of perfection......(well, as close as you're gonna get)

Claire Forlani (brunette)

Elisha Cuthbert (blonde)

Lindsey Lohan (red head)

 :drool: :drool: :drool:

Short.  I'm only 5'8", so under 5'5" is good.

Red hair.  I love redheads, no idea why.  Although they always say, red in the head, fire in the bed.

Not twig thin.  If I can see your ribs, you need to eat something.  But please, not obese either.

Breasts.  Not too small, not too big.  32B to 36C is perfect.

Good teeth.

No smoking, preferably no drinking.

Blue or green eyes.

Not too much makeup, if any.

Piercings are great, but not too many.  And not in any weird spots.  If you have a pierced liver, I don't wanna see it.

She has to be able to at least hold a conversation.  I'm usually fairly quiet, so she's gotta kinda be the yin to my yang.

Funny, likes music (ALL forms), likes sports (especially hockey)

Age doesn't matter to me in the slightest.

My ex-girlfriend looks exactly like her.? I was at her place a while ago, and I was switching the channels around and there was this movie with her and Bette Midler (I know, I wasnt really watching it) and she looked identical to my ex.? Close to exact same face and smile.

Now why is she my ex?? Well thats a long story.? But she was hot.? You have the same tastes as me in regards to brunettes.

i had to interfere guys :

nowadays, within the smoking community, the majority of people addicted to nicotine are women.
I think you may find it difficult to find non smoking girlfriends and are you sure you'd let a girl pass only because she smoke ?
Imagine she's everything you ever wanted but she is a smoker ?

its not hard to find them at all in the US.  Expecially California.

I really do think it is a big enough thing in my eyes that I would probably turn down a good looking girl if she smoked.  At least not make her my girlfriend.

If she can't stop smoking, yes.

She should take care of her herself, to work out and have a good body. I hate fat, it's a big turn off

She can smoke, I smoke socially so it doesn't really bother me.

I prefer blondes, but others will do too.
And she needs to have a brain.

If she gives me the thought, "God she's beutiful, how can she be mine?" then she's the perfect woman for me.

Geez if only this could be true :crying:


Between 5"4-5"7.

A light brunnet but with red and blonde streaks or foils or whatever they are.

Hazel or Blue Eyes.

Golden tanned skin, not dark tanned. She has to be white obviosuly.

Voluptuous, nice curved body, great ass and decent sized chest. Nice wide hips.

I wish i could get along with her like i would with a friend, just easy going, just being herself. Has to be a bit of a daredevil, wants to go out but also likes to just sit back with me eat some food and watch a funny movie.

I don't really mind about her taste in music but i'd like it if we could see a concert that we'd both enjoy.

Has a decent sized sex drive. I'd prefer a MASSIVE sex drive but then she'd think all i'd want is sex eh.

My girlfriend!

I'm 18 and she's 15 but the age difference doesn't bother us, I know it sounds stupid cos we're so young but I am actually in love!!   :love:

She's amazing, just utterly perfect in my eyes!    ;D

I'm in the same boat....i have a long distance g/f whos 15 and i'm 17...and yeah i am in love too. I never thought i'd be in love at such a young age. She is perfect in my eyes. I wouldn't change a thing about her :love:

In my experience, they are damn savages in bed! :beer:

Lucky sonofabitch.

a girl who loves u unconditional no matter what, a girl that would live in a refrigerator box homeless on the street with u

the perfect love is a girl who loves u in the good times but loves u even more in the bad times.

so many people i know in relationships are good when things are good but as soon as something turns sour the relationship goes to hell

a supportive woman can not be understated, also a non materialistic and a girl who doesnt care how much money u got, what u drive, what u wear etc.

if a girl loves u for any of those reasons its bullshit.

if a girl only wanted me cause i had money or a nice car or house or clothes then i wouldnt wanna be loved.

love is pure in the simplest form, if the girl will stand by u through trials and tribulations and love u as much when u are and have nothing then u have something very unique and rare and better not mess it up.

"..with a wicked smile, and a Joan Jett shirt...."

If its not Chris Misfit....

Er...


Petit.
Sense of humour.
Breasts always help....

(http://www.museum.tv/archives/etv/R/htmlR/roseanneb/roseannebIMAGE/roseanneb.jpg)

Sweet, Roseanne! "More cushion for the pushin" ?

The thing I look for most of all in a Lady (note the emphasis) is that ever elusive property called 'class'. By that I don't mean a snooty rich girl who'd dump you if you had the wrong type of car. What I'm looking for is one who has a life/career and a mind of her own (i.e. an education - brainy, powerful women are okay by me).

Some common interests are a must, if only to have something to break the ice in the early stages, as is a willingness to forgive my flaws and my fuck ups. (We all have/make them). Hey, someone who'd like nothing better than to stay in and watch tv/listen to music with me would be just fine, although a taste for the finer/better things in life (good food, hoildays etc) would also be great.

Looks? I'm not all that picky. She doesn't even have to have a big 'pair', just something well proportioned to the rest of her figure. Though I do have a thing for dark hair and big eyes - very cute. I also like it when a lady is well turned out (i.e. wears her hair, make up and clothes in a way that really compliments her natural features. 'Stylish is the word I'm looking for - Parisien women are very good at that)

What I'm definitely looking for is a loudmouthed ladette lush who'd squander all of our (meaning 'my') cash on nights out and trips to Ibiza. Not only would that mean we had no common interests whatsoever, but also that she could not be counted on for loyalty and stability (which is what any proper relationship needs to survive and flourish).

Goddamn, I'm gonna have to search long and hard for a good woman, aren't I?

you know what? maybe the good girl is the girl without any of all these criteras (positive and negative). think about it... ;)

Over 14 years old is legal here in Canada. Anyways...

What do you do when you have this 16 year old girl hitting on you , cause her friend at your partime job has been telling her about you. And lets just say your 21 haha...

Ah!

 :-\

Parisian women ?

Clich? hunny bun, clich?. It takes money to have class by " our" french standards and i have seen english and american women have more class than some parisian women !

Plus, it takes a certain type of figure to have class. Usually, slender or gracious or both. Put the best attitude and clothing a woman who is short and stocky, although well shaped, she will look nice but won't have " class".


Back to your convo....

- Smaller then me
- Long Blonde Hair
- Blue Eyes
- Funny Personality
- Giggly
- Cute
- Just A bit younger than me

So ya is 21 and 16 bad?

I think it's clich? to say that someone can only have class if they have money or a great body. Class to me, is carrying yourself with dignity and respect. It's something that can't be measured by income or body type.

I'd tend to agree with this, but i did mention it was by " our " standards, french standards.

Over here, the people don't give a damn about dignity or respect. Everything's appearance. 

In my upbringing, class means eating with mouth closed and using the right tools on a table, having culture and all that crap, not necessarily the clothing.

There you go, i guess class has a different meaning to each one of us. ;)

I think I was trying to get at what 'Journey' said about carrying yourself and having self respect etc. Also, when I visited Paris a couple of months ago, I found that virtually all the women I saw were dressed/made up ideally for their physical type - you wouldn't get that round these parts (Skank city, otherwise known as London*)


*With apologies to all Females from the South East that might be reading. I am of course making an absird genralisation.

artsy
brunnette
intelligente
rocker
and if possible
i'd won't her to be "The one"

You found london girls " skanky" ?

 ??? ??? ???

Female.

 :hihi: :hihi:  Now there's an honest answer!

Well, I AM female, but I guess you could say I'm "curious".

-has to be a close friend, heh.
-nice body.
-doesn't smoke or drink.
-funny
-sarcastic

Cal me fussy, but an alive one would be nice aswell.

*shrug* I'm 16, and my boyfriend's 20. :P

 :rofl:

too bad smiley-only posts arent allowed.  Actually, you reminded me of Tom Petty's Last Dance with Mary Jane video.

I thought they were found to be "raped". :P

exactly the same, I would add just 2 things: smaller than me, and non-smoking.

I like girls to be polite, honest ,themselves, respectful towards others,that like nature, and that choose to move on. I also like it when chicks love animals, like pet dogs. Cats are a turn-off for me though, cause I'm allergic to them.

But there's things I need to do myself. Since I'm a senior,I got to start driving , get into better shape, get a new job since I quit mine before last summer, I hate to admit it but I'm a bum , so I want to break out of this shell soon as possible. At least I'm learning how to be a contruction worker at tech school, so I got something going on.


About apperance...

I'm not picky over color of hair or eyes, I like girls in a good shape, but not twig skinny though. I like girls with hair at a length that's past their shoulders , so I perfer long hair. Girls enjoy make-up so I let them have fun, but I don't think pounds of it is neccesary.

Girls don't like sensitive guys, they'll be nice to them though. So don't tell them you're life problems, or you'll be shunned. Be self-assured and don't be bashful, be honest, girls like guys to be themselves. They want a leader not a follower.

Smaller and younger than me, Fun, diverse, musical and above all cute  ;D

A girl that has a pulse is always a good start.? :yes:

what the hell do you know?  ::)

Good question.....

blond
younger and smaller than me
great in bed
intelligent
fun

and I don't like them bossy.

a little bit younger is what I prefer also. 20-21 years old is fine. It's good to feel she has still "something" of the teenage years.

-honest
-grown up (has her OWN opinions)
-not a " bitch slap rappin' " type
-well built :)

"I like big butts and I can not lie, You other brothers can't deny!"

Aside from that, she MUST have a beautiful face, I must be inspired by it.     




...and a big rack would be nice... ;D

oh no, here we go.....But anyway what I said is what I experienced from my past. I was not making a judgement over all girls. If there is an easy way for me to break it to you, I said the girls that I have experienced liked guys that were self-assured , honest and weren't sensitive. So I tried living up to those aspects and I got better responses. By the way, can't you see that this thread is made for us men here? Don't worry , I'm not the kind to stereo-type individuals into a group of people.

well i guess i should advertise away eh?

well i ahve no specifics physically.......so long as she is in proportion....... no 50DDDD with a 19'waits and a tiny ass and is short.....you get the idea i hope

overall i never know if im attracted to a chick untill about 2-5 days after seeing her a few times... not even dating, could judt be small talk b4 class or what ever, ive slayed my share of dragons now that i think back on it, but at the time i was very intrested in them. Looks are important, but not, a chcik has this certain something.... im not quite sure what it is, never have known. its this certain way that she may say a word the way her lips curl, her quite laugh, a shy glance a huge smilethat makes her eyes sparkle like diamonds. Ive never been big on big tits, cause im a realist here they all fall over time  ive always enjoyed soemthing a little more then an hand full but less then 2 handfulls, im into short now 5'-5'5" but historically ive prefered 5'6"- 6'. they cant be paper thin and they can be hudge like rhino, somewhere in btween is nice, and a little bit of cushon has never hurt anyone.. lol never been a big guy on bubble butts, but im starting to like em more and more damn pop culture!!!!! Never have really like blondes but i would not turn them away, as i ahve said b4 i never know what will attract me to a chick.

see if have very few demands physically, when it comes to personality i go to hell with it. a guesstmated IQ of 130, at least a college diploma in a technical or medical profession, i prefer university educated at least working on a BA in some humanties programme or a BSc in something other the computer science, overall prefer soemone working for a B.Engr in anything if going for technical work. but for how i debate must be a strong sence of knowledge in a broad spectrum. Must be open to new ideas and schools of thought. Must not have a fickle palette, must enjoy watching sports and parqcking in them to some extent. must love to read and love the abstractness of art as a concept. must be kind, loving and motherly and if she fails all of those but manages to stay in an abstract conversation of myself and MCT and not get lost and be able to put forth her own ideas, shes in and ill marry her on the spot!...LOL

but to quote MCT any chick dumb enough to go out with me, is too dumb for me.

well im not that bad, but you get the idea, its hard to get a chick to fill that criteria, though i have ran across a few, though theya re a handful....

(http://annatopia.com/pics/mm/lesbos4bush.jpg)

the one on the left will do

I like brunettes, not too tall and nice tan!
About personality I like that they be very different to me, I think that if I choose the same personality I would be bored.
I defenitely wouldn't like a Charlotte or Rocket Queen type  : ok:

she must support Bush?

I'm just waiting someone to post "Chicks w/ Dicks"

I've always found it odd that "dixie chicks - chicks w/ dicks" sounds like a movie title.

Anyways.. For me. I like a girl with a sense of humor. Hair colour doesn't matter really, or length. Someone who likes to keep herself fit. Oh, and a vagina. I love girls with vaginas.

I agree with Skeba on the vagina.  A vagina is key.

My tastes have changed a bit since I posted in thie thread a year or more ago.  My woman is a little shorter than me (she's 5'7", I'm 5'8"), dark hair, hazel eyes.  She's a little fat, but whatever, I don't care (and she'll admit it too-- so no "Whooo boy, you'd better hope she doesn't read this" comments are necessary; and I'm fat too, so fuck it).  Better a little too fat than too thin-- more cushion for the pushin'.  Nice butt, nice rack, and a great personality.  Yep, great personality.  Two nice big personalities right there on her chest... Err, I mean wait, where was I?  But seriously, she's funny, loves hockey and baseball, likes a lot of the same music that I do.  And good in bed.

So yeah, that's my current type.  And I got her.

Small, tan, brunette??? ?:o? ?THAT'S ME!? . . . . .? ?:nervous:? ? .? .? .? .? .? Just kidding? ?:love:

Sure it is, you can find it in D's dvd collection, right next to "Farm and the Boys" and "Ride that horse hard vol 2"
 :rofl:

Duffman23235 how fat is a little fat? For me fat has always been a big turn off, girls don't need to be real thin, but I want their tummy flat.

Just looking at a fat chick, there's no turn on.
Even in the dark, there would be no turn on.

Oh don't joke with my little heart  :'(

Aww ... not for the world, honey? ?:-*? ?    .  .  .  .  .   .  .   ;D

Here's my dream girl:
with brunette hair, dark eyes, loves to have dogs as pets like me, doesn't like rap music, listens to 60's music like Beatles, Hendrix,Grateful Dead, or Led Zeppelin, peace and nature lover, her to feel open around me, that doesn't make a big deal about money.
Type to fish with, sleep out in a tent with.

I don't need no evil,conceited,spoiled, money loving whore . :no:

I thought no-one would ever say redhead.... Im a redhead - and it kinda sucks.  But I guess when your 16 people only go for blonde, blue eyed, tanned.   :no:

As long as she doesn't need a rope to sling under her gut to lift it up out of the way for me to find certain things, it's fine.  Personality will always be #1 for me.  You can have the hottest woman in the world, but if there's either no personality or an uber-bitchy personality there, forget it.  I can accept a few flaws in order to find someone whose personality meshes with mine.

What's wrong with that?  We can't help it if we naturally have blonde hair and blue eyes.  I'm only tan in the summer though.  :P

Good for you, Duffman!

None of them are, until after about a year  :hihi:

Sucks to be a redhead?!?I've wanted red hair forever!?Ingrate ...??:rant:? ? . . .? Just kidding, red hair is so beautiful!? ?:yes:

But speaking of hair ...? ? ;D

Natural?? Waxed?? Brazillian?? Designs??

My kind of girl??

To hell with trying to describe her....here she is!? ;)? ?:drool:? ? :yes:


(http://www.hostultra.com/~oddcomment/pics/Jessica-Alba_GQ-Spread/jessicaalba99.jpg)


Gotta love that Jessica!

Angela....

but she didnt call me back after the 3rd time , talked on the phone once but then blew me off....

ouch...

Mmmm Jessica Alba!!!  :drool:

Carmen Electra and the chick who plays Lana in "Smallville."

I love all you damn women!!!  : ok:

 ;D

I'm sure your wife wouldn't be too pleased if she read that... :P

Ha Ha!  I guess everyone wants what they dont have.  I have red hair.  I want dark brown.  Oh what a world!!!!!  :'(

Redhair is good folks. I have brownish hair but my facial hair comes in ginger  :P

Gee that's funny.

I don't remember posting a picture of a red X.   :P

Was that Jessica Alba photo pornographic or something?

Red hair is good.  Very good.

"Red in the head, fire in the bed."

Hell, my half-assed goatee is red.  But my hair itself is brown.

She knows I love women....doesn't mean I'd ever stray though.

She knows that too.  ;D

(http://us.tv1.yimg.com/tv.yahoo.com/images/he/photo/tv_pix/fox/prison_break/sarah_wayne_callies/break_turin.jpg)

Here's a perfect example of a red-headed beauty.

This pretty little thing is named Sarah Callies and she plays a doctor on the Fox show Prison Break.? It's actually quite good....an extreme rarity for the network.

I dunno,  she's gotta love music, n' rocks out , thats about it :beer:

, easy goin', havin' fun, all that shit!!! :yes:

I love brunettes.. maybe with a little european flavour..

Sense of humour, trustworthy, warm, easy going..  : ok:

She RULES
i wish her character was real.
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too bad she is a redhead and must smell like pee pee. cause she looks so clean and all. :( ;D

I'd give her a seven

you haven't seen her clean, and organize, and dust and dress like jackie kennedy and her perfect hair and skin.
i give her 8.94
;D

She is really pretty. Definitely my kind of girl.

The show is worth watching, too (Monday, 9PM ET on Fox).  Though, if you were of a mind, I'd recommend Downloading, via torrent or something, the past episodes.  It's a "continuity show" like "24"...so, coming into the middle might leave you a little lost.

Wooa she's a hottie I want her on my birthday please  ;D

She isn't very color co-ordinated. Purple and White??  :-X

A Man quoting colour co-ordination.... Now I've heard it all!

Im not just any man baby....I am Dude Love  :peace: :hihi:

We have already litteredthe womens version of this thread with our sexual inuendos.... must we do it here aswell??!!

Hell No!   :D

the art of subtlety is long gone...

Subtlety only works with people with class.

Well I Have class.....


99% of the time!  :D

Give me a call, when you don't have any class..... :P

obviously

SLC.... You know this, I know this - I'm 15. ?:o

Unless you're into that sort of thing!!!! :yes:

 :hihi:

I'm not....No offense. ;D Since I'm old enough to be your Daddy. :hihi:

It was a line from "Back to School"

Ha Ha - Its ok I had no intentions of taking offence... since it was a Joke!  :)

Oh lol - I'm guessine "back to school" is either a movie that was well before my time (but not before yours :hihi: [joke] or a movie we dont have in the great land of OZ yet?)

Sorry btw - I called u SLC agian.... Shame on me!  :P

If you were in front of me, I'd never stop slapping you..... :hihi:

Ys, it was a Rodney Dangerfield movie, very funny. I was 15 when it came out, so you were....not here yet.... :P

And, it is me again.....so you can say the "S" word. ;D

Ha Ha.... We all like to be hit once in a while!! ;)                                        :hihi:

Why does 99% of the things we say to eachother end up with some sexual inuendo??  :-\     :hihi:

Yeah, Well I guess I cannot make any "How OLD" Jokes, because I am on a Guns n Roses forum!!! :o

YAY! SLC SLC SLC!!! Wow - it's like you were here... but I missed you anyway! Want to hear a creepy story?  Oh I know you do.

When I first saw (+1 Hidden) i didn't know it was you and I thought (when i saw his posts)  Wow, SLC has a contendor for the posting of useless news.

Not that its usless!!!!!! :)  It's great.   :hihi:

Yea, who can you count on to clip and paste useless news???

 ;D

Yea, watch it about us old folk....we are everywhere on this forum.

OK well.....I have to go take my medicine now..... :P

Ah yeah?  Oooh, I like em old and feeble!  . . . then they can't fight me  :love:     . . . hehe  :hihi:   

Looks like SLC has another laydee!!!  :love: haha - He's all yours.

Don't let my walker scare you away...I'm a hell of a dancer......

I'm a lover not a fighter anyway.............

I find it hard to answer that

A walker?!   :drool:   . . .  ah well, my heart belongs to Mr. Dick Purple   :love: 

:hihi:

This Dude Love....(http://austinwm.club.fr/HTLM/Photos/M/Mick_Foley/Dude_Love_-_Mick_Foley_02.jpg)


As for my kind of girl.....

......(http://www.gwenstefaniwebsite.com/images/gwen_stefani_022.jpg)

....that is as long as she has a decent personality (which is debatable), it would also be decent of her if she smoked weed and was decent at rolling spliffs  :smoking: ....oh and she better do me a favour like (well the obvious and...) start playing some decent music again like that i heard all those years ago on Tragic Kingdom....an album so good i sing along to a track called I'm Just A Girl....mmmmm...

Mick Foley  :love: :drool:

Ooooooooooooooooh have mercy!

You'd probably find it hard if the wind blew too...

 :-[ oh dear

Why did I say that comment.... I started something we may never be able to stop.  :no:

I definetley like it when the girl is shorter than me. :)

Shame on me - Another thread I have ruianed with my sexual talk!!! :no:

I'm not really attracted to blondes anymore, I don't know why . In High School they seem snobby and cold hearted. I like chicks that accept the way? things are. I like blondes like Jessica Simpson but not the barbie doll looking ones.

Like Jessica simpson, but not barbie doll looking!?  ???

LOL, what would you call her then?

Barbie Doll.

Ashlee for my money, is hotter. But only with black hair

oh man, are you serious?! Ashlee Simpson is NNNNNAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSTTTTTYYYYYYYYY. Jessica is MUCH better looking.

Honey you started something deep inside of me  ;D

..something purple?

 :hihi:
Don't take ofence at my innuendo  : ok:

Im deadly serious baby. She's hot

ah..well..whatever..everyones entitled to their own opinion.

If she came onto you in a bar would you say no?

yes..I would.

Excellent

i meant yes, i would say no.

And i meant excellent, that you would say no

Okay, just making sure.

Great! By the way i was joking all the way so tis all cool

alright that's fine. by the way, i'm not into jokes.

what then?

C'mon, Blue Cut . . . It's looooove baby!!   :love:

Hehehe    :hihi:

Only we understand each other  :-*

-shorter than me
-similar age
-naughty girl
-likes good music
-good humour
-not bothered bout looks (no beard please)
-no hair apart from ones on head
-nice ass
-descent size boobs

I like women who put themselves out there. You know like they are caring, compassionate, friendly, funny, wild at times, and overall interesting. But honestly............god do I love those brunettes. :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

mmm I wanted to share this with the world...

My kind of girl is definitely taller than me, green eyes, blonde long hair, white skin, thin, cute, intelligent, strong character, decided and, faithful ;)

One who doesn't play stupid games..

. . . like me?   ;D

You play funny games my dear. Im talking about girls who lead you on and don't really know what they want  :-\

You need a Norwegian girl look this picture the girls are beautiful  ;)
Look the blond ones.

(http://pics-91.hi5.com/userpics/991/754/7548991.img.jpg)

Hello ladies... :D

But hey are now In Norway if anyone from Norway can send them greetings from me would be great  : ok:

My uncle is from Norway so i guess i got some Norwiegan in me............but i'd still rather be in some Norwiegan  :-X

 :o . . . cheating on me?! With a blonde??!!   :-\    :'(

Fuck! Purple my man, it's the missus!!

Wow, Mr Dick, its true, they are really cute, maybe with some luck I will meet some girls like them... ;) thanks

No way I'm not a blond guy! I like the brunette though  :-[.
Don't worry baby you know my feelings for you are real  :-* ;)


Yeah even though before they left Ecuador they told me they went to Peru and Bolivia and they like it, so you have a chance to hook up with them  : ok:

thanks man, I consider to meet girls like that in their home countries, maybe someday I will travel there, finland, or Usa, you never know ;) and really cute again ..

Well they damn well better be! . . . Heh  ;D